Day: March 23, 2022

Chapter 6 -Secretary Jin has it hard

 

The Rao Ai Jin, who was used to seeing many big occurrences, didn’t expect this human being to be so– pragmatic.

 

But she was still very happy: “Then why do you come to Sky City? Let’s meet. It’s better if you can come here today. We are in a hurry.”

 

Jian Luo: “…”

 

He didn’t know if this was a hallucination.

 

He felt that this Dark Star person seemed to be … in a hurry?

 

It was not just Jiang Jiang, all the Dark Stars he’s met were all so blatant when it came down to this, was this just their culture?

 

Jian Luo thought for a while: “I’m sorry, I can’t go there at the moment.”

 

Ai Jin was stunned, so she quickly said, “Is it because the price was not right?”

 

Jian Luo didn’t trust her very much, but he certainly can’t say that upfront: “You shouldn’t decide on the customized meal based on yourself, as the other party may not like to eat what I will make. You should have a taste first. If it;s no good, then we’ll meet up. What do you think?”

 

Ai Jin looked at the line of text on the information screen. She had to say that she felt that what this human being said made a lot of sense!

 

“Okay then.” Akin said, “I’ll order a meal from you first.”

 

After Jian Luo knew that he was successful, with a tone of professionalism, he asked, “What kind of meal do you want, I’ll see if I can do it.”

 

Ai Jin’s spirits was lifted: “Your fries are good. We have tried them, and we think they are delicious.”

 

“…”

 

Again with the French fries.

 

Jian Luo said, “French fries has been locked up by another site. If you don’t have any particular requirements regarding your meals, I will make new products for you.”

 

Ai Jin was taken aback.

 

She was skeptical of new products.

 

Jian Luo thought for a while: “Can you pay for the ingredients? I don’t have a lot of ingredients.”

 

Ai Jin was shocked by Jian Luo’s poverty. She knew that even ordinary Dark Star families would not be short of food, so she was very forthright: “We will pay for all the expenses of your cooking!”

 

Jian Luo’s eyes lit up.

 

Say no more, Jin Daddy¹He’s just calling him his master/ something like a sugar daddy with just the implications of someone paying for all his expenses haha!

 

After the two parties reached an agreement, Jian Luo learned about the requirements of his customer, which was only one; and that it had to be: delicious food.

 

This requirement is also too broad and there is no sense of direction at all.

 

The only thing he was happy about was that Ai Jin had already sent the 2w of the deposit, so he had the money to buy some ingredients first.

 

Jian Luo opened his information bracelet and couldn’t wait to buy one thing, that was: rice!

The Lightbrain gave a reply: “Order Successful.”

 

Jian Luo didn’t wait long when a delivery robot delivered the items to his door. The two big bags cost 2,000 star coins.

 

Robot: “Please verify.”

 

Jian Luo swiped his information bracelet and the robot left after the payment was successful.

 

Life was better with rice²Haha we chinese people love our rice. Mmm rice. Yes rice. I would give my life for rice. (T/N lore: I would rice from my chair for rice.). In the evening, his younger brother and Su Liang were surprised to see rice grains when they came back. Jian Luo simply explained to them about his live broadcast, and there was no need to hide it anyway.

 

His younger brother is still young and ignorant, so he didn’t think it was a big deal but Su Liang’s reaction was great.

 

Su Liang pulled Jian Luo into a room: “Luoluo, which live streaming website gave you so much money all at once. Don’t lie to me, tell me the truth!”

 

Jian Luo sat down on a chair: “I will cook a meal for the military and they will pay for it.”

 

“What!?”

 

Jian Luo’s eardrum was hurt by her scream: “Mom, please speak softer.”

 

“You bad child!” The woman was very angry: “How dare you provoke people in the military? Don’t you know that Dark Star people are ruthless? For them, it is as simple as crushing an ant. How are you good enough to be able to cook for them? If it doesn’t suit their taste, if their anger reaches you, how can mother live on…”

 

Su Liang wiped her tears as she spoke.

 

Seeing this, Jian Luo was a little lost: “Does the military have so much power?”

 

He also regretted it a little now. First, he didn’t know many details about the other party and he didn’t know who was going to eat it. If it was really like what his mother said, and the other party was a tyrant and didn’t like his food, was he really going to be beheaded?

 

Su Liang wiped her tears: “It’s fine if you cook for an ordinary Dark Star. After all, your mother has eaten your cooking and it’s really good food. There shouldn’t be any problem, as long as you’re not cooking for the military commander Lu Shifeng.”

 

Jian Luo was relieved: “Mom, what do you think? My identity isn’t even enough to cook for him.”

 

Su Liang thought about it too and she sighed: “That’s good.”

 

“By the way, who is Lu Shifeng?” Jian Luo was a little curious: “Is he difficult to get along with?”

 

He shouldn’t have asked. When he did, Su Liang’s face changed drastically.

 

She sat in the chair and gulped before calming down and explaining: “Lu Shifeng is the only remaining Dark Star with the dragon lineage. I heard that he led a small team of Dark Stars on a mission back then, but was flanked by the enemy. The entire team was killed, but he survived, so he annihilated the enemy with his own power. The warship he was driving was originally silver, but it was stained with blood after the war and the red color could not be washed away even after multiple tries.”

 

Jian Luo was taken aback for a while: “That powerful…”

 

“But he is moody and domineering.” Su Liang sighed: “Let’s not talk about us humans, even the royal family has to be courteous when they see him.”

 

Jian Luo was also stunned: “Mom, don’t worry. I know what to do. I won’t take this order after I finish it, and I’ll only do live broadcasts in the future.”

 

Only then did Su Liang burst into laughter: “You just need to understand this.”

 

How could Jian Luo not understand? If he knew that this Lu what Shifeng was so scary, he would’ve pretended to have not seen Ai Jin’s private message!

 

Originally, he wanted to fool around and cook some food for a bit, but it wasn’t worth risking his life over!

 

The next day.

 

There was still one day before the screencast in the central square. Today, Jian Luo was going to cook for the VIP. However, because it was to be custom-made, it cannot be broadcasted live.

 

Before working, he clicked on his live broadcast stats:

Popcorn Hits: 1245

Download usual amount: 1200

 

There were nearly 700 comments at the bottom of the page:

 

“Sweet and crunchy, www I’m dead.”

“I threw away all my boiled corn at home.”

“Ask the anchor to put it on the site!”

 

Jian Luo thought about it for a while. In the end, he did not rush to make them available on the site for purchase, but changed the limit of downloadable tasting from 1 to 3 times.

 

The taste of popcorn was not easy to tire of just after eating one. You are supposed to put a handful in your mouth and let the dense sweetness and crunch explode on the tip of your tongue as you chew on them.

 

After prepping, he started making the food to be handed over to the military.

 

“Brother.” His younger brother, Jian Sheng ran over: “There’s no live broadcasting today?”

 

Jian Luo nodded: “Don’t you have to go to school today?”

 

Jian Sheng’s face showed a guilty conscience but it quickly faded. He nodded casually and said, “It’s a holiday, let me help you.”

 

Jane Luo didn’t refuse: “Then wash the potatoes.”

 

His younger brother responded obediently and came over to help peel the potatoes. There was a large piece of wild boar meat on the kitchen table. The family hadn’t eaten meat for a long time, so he couldn’t stop looking at it.

 

Jian Luo found out that he was cutting the meat into pieces and said, “That’s my client’s food so we can’t eat it.”

 

His younger brother looked back: “I know.”

 

Jian Luo found that although his younger brother was a little naughty at times, he was very clear when it came to important matters.

 

The two of them cut the potatoes into pieces together and heated some oil in the pan. Jian Luo started to make potato stew. There was no ginger here so to get rid of the fishy smell, he could only buy wine from a shopping website and tried his best to find rice wine that was similar to cooking wine to get rid of the raw smell.

 

As the meat in the pot was deep-fried and smoked, the aroma of the meat spread quickly. 

 

When the color showed that it was almost done, Jian Luo added some water and poured the potatoes in.

 

The younger brother watched from the side: “Can vegetables be eaten with meat?”

 

Jian Luo started to steam the rice: “Of course, meat and vegetables should be paired together.”

 

“It smells good.” His younger brother tilted his head: “I’ve never seen anyone eat it together before.”

 

Jian Luo smiled and touched his head: “You’ll see it from now on.”

 

The dishes in the pan were quickly cooked. When Jian Luo opened the pan, there was a fragrant aroma. The soup had turned golden yellow after being boiled. The combination of the meat and the potatoes mixed together was ingenious. The dish was delicious although there were no other condiments and only had its pure, original taste.

 

Jian Luo tasted it and sighed leisurely: “I still have to find a way to get salt.”

 

After the rice was steamed, Jian Luo poured the potatoes on top of the rice, fried a box of popcorn and a box of French fries as dessert.

 

After recording the taste, Jian Luo sent it to Ai Jin.

 

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At the military base.

 

“Marshal.”

 

Secretary Jin stood at the door respectfully.

 

The room was huge and the silver walls glowed with cold light. Lu Shifeng just came out of the training room. The front buttons of the military uniform were torn open because the bare hands that could squeeze the cabin door of the warship were showing blue veins at the moment. The handsome face of the man was gentle and elegant, but anyone would know that he was not to be underestimated.

 

Lu Shifeng lifted his eyes to look at her.

 

“I brought you the custom-made food.” Secretary Jin hurriedly brought the rice bowl and popcorn.

 

Lu Shifeng glanced at the meal.

 

To be honest, the appearance of it was not as good as the aesthetically pleasing food that the Dark Star chefs have crafted. The golden potatoes covered half of the rice and the meat was so dark that he didn’t know what it had gone through.

 

Secretary Jin put the food on the table: “Taste it.”

 

Lu Shifeng leaned on the sofa lazily, resting his chin with one hand, and looked at her intensely: “Are you planning on retiring?”

 

“…”

 

Secretary Jin’s hand trembled. She knew that the marshal was a very picky person. He not only required the food to taste delicious, but also for the food to look aesthetically pleasing, but she still wanted to press on: “This should be delicious, why don’t you try it? .”

 

Lu Shifeng didn’t even look at it: “Leave.”

 

Secretary Jin felt bitter in her heart, but she didn’t dare to disobey the order, so she obediently bent over and covered the rice. In the end, because she was too panicked, she clicked the button that released the smell of the food.

 

Therefore

 

Originally, the rice bowl, which could only be seen but not smelt, suddenly exuded a strong aroma of the food inside. Unlike traditional, plain meat, the fragrance of potatoes and the umami of the meat were integrated.

 

If we say that those beautifully presented dishes were like a high-class princess, then Jian Luo’s bowl of potato rice bowl is more like an unrestrained wild girl.

 

Secretary Jin’s Adam’s throat bobbed slightly. She carefully carried the meal, preparing to leave.

 

“Stop.” Lu Shifeng sat up slightly: “Put it down.”

 

A look of joy flashed in Secretary Jin’s eyes: “Would you like to try it?”

 

Lu Shifeng didn’t say if he wanted to, waiting for Secretary Jin to put it down before saying, “You can go.”

 

Secretary Jin didn’t dare to speculate too much on the military commander’s heart, so she put down the meal and slipped away. She never thought that this human really had some talent!

 

She stayed at the door for a while to wait for Lu Shifeng to call her in for a scolding. However, who knew that Lu Shifeng would not come out even after waiting for a long time? Secretary Jin returned to her position, relieved and picked up Jian Luo’s gift. Taking two bites of the French fries to lose some of her unease.

 

The little adjutant came over: “What did the marshal say? And where did you get the fries?!”

 

Secretary Jin ate one fry after another: “That human left a message saying that it was for me.”

 

“We have a good relationship, so give me two to try.” The little adjutant stretched out his hand eagerly to get one from the box.

 

How could Secretary Jin let him succeed: “No, there are not many. Plus, the marshal didn’t even get any from me, how would you…?”

 

“Who didn’t get any?”

 

A slightly raised male voice came from the door. Secretary Jin turned back stiffly and saw Lu Shifeng standing at the door.

 

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T/N: Hey there! I haven’t slept yet. I’m hoping to pump out these freshly-translated chapters as soon as possible while I still feel the momentous drive to. Do you remember those chocolates I was talking about a few hours ago? I think they’re starting to take a toll on my body… My stomach hurts, and I’m not sure if it’s cause they’re expired or maybe it was cause I didn’t eat enough for dinner lol. Either ways, hope you enjoy this chapter! Make sure to eat well and don’t eat expired dark chocolate~ ≧◠ᴥ◠≦✊

 

Also, regarding blue veins. Do you like visible veins on yourself or your partner? I personally think veins on myself are a sign and proof of hard work after lifting weights. As long as they are healthy veins, I don’t mind them whether they are aesthetically-pleasing or not. However, do note that excessive varicose veins- bulging or twisted might be a sign of poor vein health. In that case, please do get them checked out. Of course, for women, it is quite normal to have some spider veins on your thighs due to their higher body fat percentage. Don’t be ashamed of them, haha. It’s completely normal 🙂

 

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Chapter 5 – Iron-willed Jian Luo

 

Jian Luo discussed the live broadcasting with Jiang Jiang.

 

Jiang Jiang said enthusiastically: “Do not assume that our website is small. I have some funds and plan to place an advertisement in the central square of the empire in two days time and get a screen for a full-day to promote us.”

 

Jian Luo flatly praised him: “The boss is wise, my admiration for you is endless like a river.”

 

Jiang Jiang was a little proud: “Not at all! You are the anchor with the best potential in my fancy, so I’m going to push for you to be on camera.”

 

Jian Luo frowned.

 

“Originally, I liked your fries.” Jiang Jiang sighed: “But now the situation is very difficult. Your fries have been withheld and you can’t publish it any more.”

 

Jian Luo was a direct person: “If the one cast on the screens is me, then you’ll have to give me a lot of money, right?”

 

“…”

 

Jiang Jiang was silent for a long time: “I have never seen such an upright and direct person like you.”

 

If it was someone else, no matter what, they wouldn’t directly reveal such a greedy face towards money and would at least be a little more euphemistic about it.

 

But Jian Luo, this strange creature, was completely different. He opened his mouth and shut his mouth to make money.

 

Jian Luo held a nutrient solution in his mouth to drink. He was working hard right now without eating proper food or living in good conditions: “Wake up brother. What else should I picture to motivate me to stay and work for you? Your almost anchorless site or your website page?”

 

Jiang Jiang clutched his chest: “Please continue to picture the money I will pay you.”

 

“If you give me this opportunity, I won’t necessarily be able to satisfy you.” Jian Luo replied quickly: “But if you liked the french fries, don’t worry about it. I have something that can replace the french fries.”

 

Jiang Jiang’s eyes lit up: “Really?!”

 

Jian Luo: “En.”

 

This fund of Jiang Jiang was an all-in gamble. If this fails, the entire website may go bankrupt. However, if it’s for fries, it doesn’t matter. China’s five thousand years of wisdom was not just talk¹He was referring to his own wisdom, probably as a descendent of China, he means to say that he also has 5 thousand years of wisdom..

 

Jiang Jiang’s heart went up and down before he hesitantly repeated himself 3 times: “Okay!”

 

Once the idea was finalized, it was onto the preparatory stage.

 

Jian Luo went out of the room and saw Su Liang who had just woken up from a nap. The woman seemed like she was going back to the farm.

 

Jian Luo: “Mom.”

 

Su Liang smiled: “Luoluo, why don’t you sleep a little longer? You’re not fully recovered yet, so you need to rest more.”

 

Jian Luo shook his head: “No, I’m almost better.”

 

Su Liang’s skin was a little dull due to her years of hard work. Although her looks were not bad, she was still a bit scarred. She came over to touch Jian Luo’s head, but her hands were also full of scars.

 

Jian Luo was stiff all over.

 

He had no parents so he was not used to being so close to people.

 

Su Liang smiled softly: “It seems you have grown taller.”

 

Jian Luo’s throat was dry and he responded casually: “En…”

 

“Mom will go to work.” Su Liang said softly, “You should recuperate at home.”

 

Jian Luo volunteered himself: “I’ll walk you there.”

 

Su Liang wanted to say no but he couldn’t bear to shut down Jian Luo’s enthusiasm so she nodded in agreement, so the mother and son packed up and went out.

 

This was also the first time the current Jian Luo went out.

 

Every house in the Peace Paradise of the Interstellar Era was a single-family house. The houses are arc-shaped. Every door had a transceiving device similar to a cross, but it was not very clear what they were used for.

 

The streets were fairly clean but a little depressing and there were hardly any people on the road.

 

“Yo, isn’t this Ah Liang?”

 

A somewhat harsh voice came from behind.

 

Jian Luo frowned subconsciously. He turned around and saw a woman who walked over quickly: “Oh, it’s Luoluo. Auntie²She was refering to herself as auntie was just looking at the guy standing next to your mother, wondering who it was.”

 

Su Liang was a little embarrassed: “Auntie³Not actually related by blood. Just a familiar way of referring to people who are older than you in chinese culture, like ahjumma in korean. Zhang, who else is there in my family besides Luoluo?”

 

Auntie Zhang glanced at the both of them with some hidden meaning and a teasing smile on her face: “Don’t be shy, I’ve heard about the incident with that Gao guy and Auntie thinks he is not bad. He’s just a little impatient and not too respectful…”

 

As she said, Su Liang’s face became even more ugly.

 

Jian Luo sensed it keenly. He stepped forward with a smile on his face: “Auntie, since he’s not bad, we’ll leave him for you if you want him?”

 

Auntie Zhang was taken aback.

 

Jian Luo was good-looking, but he was usually silent and did not like to talk so the residents of this area have never put this quiet boy in their eyes.

 

Auntie Zhang glared at him: “Your child does not respect his elders at all, does he have no respect?”

 

There was a bright smile on Jian Luo’s face: “I’m just a bit impatient and not too respectful. Hey, Auntie Zhang, didn’t you just say that such a person is not bad?”

 

“…”

 

Auntie Zhang remembered what she had just said, and she was speechless.

 

Su Liang saw that his son was said to be unruly and the color on his face was not very good: “Auntie, I can handle my own affairs. Don’t speak of this again in the future.”

 

After she finished speaking, she pulled Jian Luo: “Luoluo, let’s go.”

 

Jian Luo responded to her. As the smile on his face turned cold, he gave Auntie Zhang a warning look before following slowly.

 

The human cultivation base was getting closer now.

 

Jian Luo thought about it while walking all this way and said, “Mom, you should resign.”

 

Su Liang was stunned for a while, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: “What did my silly child just say?”

 

“…Nothing.” Jian Luo decided to wait until he’s made enough money before mentioning it again. At that time, he would be more convincing. Now that his mother was at the base monitored by the unified management, those people would not dare bully her, so he changed his words: ” I’ll pick you up tonight.”

 

Su Liang’s heart warmed up and she nodded lightly: “Okay.”

 

Only then did Jian Luo wave goodbye at her. In order to motivate her, he raised both hands and pointed to his heart: “You can do this!”

 

Su Liang was amused: “Okay, okay.”

 

The next day.

 

Today was the day when Jian Luo was going to prepare for the live broadcast.

 

The live broadcast equipment that Jiang Jiang mailed to him has arrived. It was very convenient. It was just a small, transparent ball. When a button was clicked, a light screen with the live chat feed would pop up.

 

Jiang Jiang sent a message: “Have you received it?”

 

Jian Luo: “En, I received it.”

 

Today is the day to try live broadcasting. Because the potatoes at home are to be used two days later, now he can only use corn first.

 

Let’s simply make some popcorn!

 

“Beep.”

 

The small ball finally commenced its work.

 

The live broadcasting has officially started. However, because there were not many anchors in the entire Xiaopo Station, the netizens had not much of a choice. Soon, one person entered.

 

Jian Luo had a lively temperament and he smiled brightly: “Hello everyone, welcome to my live broadcast room. Today is my first day I’m live broadcasting. I’m going to make a casual daily snack for everyone.”

 

There was corn on the table.

 

Jian Luo was very chatty: “We have to peel the corn first. Peeling corn requires some skill…”

 

【Huahua: Why would you need to peel the corn? It’s delicious when you eat it straight. 】

 

A barrage⁴In China’s version of Youtube or streaming websites like Bilibili, comments usually fly across the screen of the video in real time. floated past, Jian Luo glanced at the number of people in the live broadcast room and there was still only one person. It was really hard to believe that she hadn’t left.

 

Jian Luo said smoothly: “Boiled corn definitely doesn’t need to be peeled. We need to peel it to make popcorn.”

 

He stood by the stove and the small ball naturally took a picture of the scene of his home. Just as Jian Luo had peeled the corn, he heard a barrage flash across:

 

【Huaguo: Where is this? Why is your place so dilapidated? 】

 

Before Jian Luo could speak, the person left the live broadcasting room.

 

“…”

 

He felt like he had just eaten shit.

 

The other audience member who had been there also saw this and was silent for a while: 

 

“Actually, it’s not that bad.”

 

Jian Luo had a bright smile on his face when he saw the comment: “Thank you.”

 

In fact, he’s been a blogger for a long time and he could tolerate any comments. His psychological endurance was not too bad. In addition, among the interstellar people, there were also nice people, so he feels much better.

 

The pot is already hot.

 

Jian Luo used a small piece of corn to extract a little bit of glucose from it last night. He poured the sugar on the corn kernels and stirred: “Popcorn needs to be sweet to taste good.”

 

【Huahua: What are you pouring? Is it really edible? 】

 

【Kitten: Is the anchor wasting food! 】

 

【Po Li: It looks like a child playing house. Are humans starting to do this sort of thing to attract attention? 】

 

Unconsciously, as the live broadcast continued, more people came in, and the comments were mixed.

 

Seeing that the pot was already hot, Jian Luo put the corn kernels in first and kept stirring with the spatula: “Everyone, be careful not to burn them when you make them yourself.”

 

The oil in the pot was sizzling and the corn was soaked in oil, and crackling could be heard.

 

Jian Luo has been stirring for quite a while as the heat slowly began to rise, which made the Dark Star people feel quite curious.

 

【Huahua: Oil? Why not boil it in water? 】

 

Soon, the first corn popped, and slowly, the other corn kernels also began to pop. The golden corn absorbed the glucose, and a sweet smell soon wafted out.

 

Jian Luo smiled when he saw that the food was about to be finished cooking.

 

People outside the live broadcast were also curious. Some people said they didn’t want any, but their eyes kept staring honestly otherwise.

 

“En…” Jian Luo frowned when he put one in his mouth.

 

The audience’s hearts were also pounding.

 

Jian Luo’s eyes slowly wrinkled into a smile: “It was a little hot just now, but it’s delicious.”

 

“What does it taste like?”

“He’s not pretending.”

“It looks weird, I won’t eat it anyway.”

 

Jian Luo recorded the taste of the food and uploaded his first recipe entry before saying to the audience, “Thank you for supporting me today, see you tomorrow.”

 

Then the live broadcast was closed without waiting for everyone’s reaction.

 

He was very tired.

 

Jian Luo wanted to take a break after the live broadcast. But who knew that there would be a message notification from his bracelet after taking a few steps. He clicked on the message:

 

Ai Jin: “Hello, I’m Colonel Ai Jin from the military base. I’m very sorry to bother you. I want to negotiate with you about ordering meals.”

 

Jian Luo was taken aback: “Who are you and where did you get my number?”

 

Was this not a scam? For the military base of Dark Star to have contacted him, is like for a country’s leader to suddenly ring up an ordinary citizen and ask: I want to come over for dinner.

 

Was that possible?

 

Normal people would know that it’s impossible for it to happen.

 

Ai Jin hurriedly sent his plaque over: “I am indeed Colonel Ai Jin. As for finding your information number, I used my connections…”

 

How did you explain this?

 

After using the Lightbrain to confirm his identity, Jian Luo was puzzled: “You just said you wanted to order a meal?”

 

Seeing that there was a chance, Ai Jin hurriedly said: “Yes, we want you to make a customized meal. The requirements will be relatively high, but the salary we are offering is also high. As long as you can do it well, money won’t be a problem.”

 

The fries.

 

This was because of those fries earlier.

 

Also did he say customized?

 

It’s not that Jian Luo was prejudiced, he really thinks that all the Dark Stars are all snobby and high up on their horses!

 

Ha ha.

 

If you want to eat that, it is impossible. Plus, Jianluo will never give in!

 

Jian Luo typed loudly: “I’m sorry you thought too highly of me. I can’t make customized meals so I hope you won’t come to find me again in the future…”

 

At the same time, Ai Jin sent another message:

 

“I know it’s presumptuous. Here, I will pay 2w star coins as a deposit to show my sincerity. After you are successful, the salary will be higher…”

 

Jian Luo slowly ate his own words and coughed lightly, “This isn’t something that’s impossible to discuss further.”

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T/N: Ah my head gonna explode and my eyes are going to go blind! Jeez, so many old proverbs and idioms everywhere ahhh! This authors is truly a learned sir/maam… I bow and surrender~~~ From now on I will picture the incoming dragon hubby and dragon cubs as a source of motivation to keep translating this 8 paged thing ahhhhh

 

Also, why is it so long?? Was the other novel that I translated this long?? I’m so confused and also delirious, yay! (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also can someone tell me if it’s possible to get cocoa poisoning from eating lots of dark chocolate? I’ve been nom-nom-ing this thing and my breath is starting to smell like fermented cocoa beans. I ran out of water and refuse to get my butt out of my chair too! I will live the rest of my life in this chair!

 

Sorry for the nonsense. ANyWays, I hope I can get the first 10 chapters out by the end of this month. I was originally about to say this week but then I have to do some research and reading for my future. I’ll tell you why in the next translator’s note, if I remember. (And if you’re still reading this, I should translate faster <3, since if you are indeed still reading, means there’s a shortage of reading material asdf) ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ

 

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Chapter 4 – This woman dares to defy me?

 

The moderator was stunned.

 

He was a Dark Star and was born with great pride.

 

His current mood was like this: I have taken the initiative to sign with you using all my dignity, but this lowly woman¹ he’s probably unsure of Jian Luo’s gender and just assumed his gender dares to defy me!? That was what he was feeling.

 

The colleague next to him was still waiting to eat the french fries. When he saw something was amiss, he quickly asked, “What’s wrong?”

 

The moderator was silent for a while before saying, “He’s a human.”

 

“Human!?” The colleague was so surprised that he almost bit his tongue: “This was really surprising. It’s a fact that humans are almost useless other than for growing those vegetables. Even if they are innovative, the proportion of human anchors on live broadcasting websites is only 1%…”

 

It was really rare nowadays that a human being will get this hard-won opportunity.

 

The colleague smiled and said, “After the contract is signed, show me his photo.”

 

The moderator turned the panel to him: “He chose not to sign.”

 

? ? ?

 

There was a dead silence in the air.

 

The colleague came over like a hungry tiger and his eyes were widened: “Is he crazy!? Not signing a contract?”

 

The moderator pursed his lips: “He was ambitious and not satisfied with the distribution of profits.”

 

The colleague snorted and understood: “This attitude was not ordinary as a human. Did he wish to be on an equal footing with Dark Stars?”

 

The moderator was still puzzled.

 

Such a clever mind, he thought that this person was a good seedling, but his human attitude was too much and not easy to deal with..

 

After thinking about it again and again, he replied to ‘Jian Nan’: “You have to think carefully. 

There is no better place than us. You are a human being, and it is even more rare to get such an opportunity. Don’t ruin your future.”

 

‘Jian Nan’ at the other end was making potato pancakes and when he saw the new message, he clicked it, sneered, before simply ignoring it.

 

It is true that he was quite short on money and could not afford to be arrogant, but it was just a small difficulty.

 

His younger brother came over and said, “Brother, it smells so good.”

 

Jian Luo felt that the potato pancakes were almost ready and shoveled it out of the pot. The potato pancakes that just came out of the pot were golden in color, with a crispy film on the outside, but soft inside. The aroma of potatoes seemed to be integrated within the flour, the smell provoking the taste buds.

 

Su Liang said next to him, “How did you come up with this, Luoluo? This pancake is so fragrant.”

 

Jian Luo smiled slightly: “Let’s try it.”

 

Both of them picked up the chopsticks and took a bite each. Although the potato pancakes looked strange and even burnt in some places, this did not hinder the rich aroma and its soft and glutinous taste!

 

His younger brother’s eyes lit up and he finished eating the potato pancakes in a few seconds.

 

Eh.

 

He was eating too fast.

 

Jian Luo also gave him what was in his bowl: “Eat this.”

 

His younger brother couldn’t believe it. Although he wanted to eat it, he didn’t touch it: “Brother, you eat it, I’m full.”

 

Jian Luo waved his hand: “Brother is growing now and needs to drink nutrient solution, so I’ll give you this.”

 

His younger brother was a child after all, so he was easily fooled: “Really?”

 

Jian Luo burst into tears in his heart, with a smile on his face: “Really.”

 

After that, the potato pancakes were finished.

 

After the family ate, there was still some time left from lunch break and Jian Luo lay on the cramped bed as he continued to watch the Food Network.

 

He has generally browsed through on the basics of this website. The anchors mostly rely on making meat delicacies, so there were very few vegetable dishes.

 

The posted fries now have a total of 160 million hits and 500 comments.

 

Jian Luo swiped down to read the comments:

 

“Why hasn’t the anchor signed a contract yet, this annoying little fox.”

“I’ve already refreshed this page eight hundred times.”

“It’s already been a day, why is the website so slow!”

 

The various feedbacks showed that French fries not only conquered the human beings in the 21st century, but also conquered the stomachs of interstellar people.

 

If the response of the fries were not this good, then Jian Luo may really have signed the terms that were worthy of humiliating his race, but now the question was, it seems that the response towards the fries were not bad, so could he bet on them?

 

Just as he was thinking about it, his terminal beeped from a private message.

 

Jian Luo clicked open the private message and found that it was not the moderator, but a message from a person named “Jiang Jiang”: “Hello, I am the person in charge of Jinjiang Live Broadcasting Network, I have tasted the food you made, I am very interested, would you like to join our website?”

 

At the end of the message, he left a contact.

 

Jian Luo hesitated to add him. After adding him, the other party accepted his add request almost immediately and was still very excited: “Hello, hello, are you Luoluo? I’m the person in charge of Jinjiang Live Broadcasting Network, you can call me Jiang Jiang. You may not have heard of me or our website, but don’t worry, we…”

 

Next, he took a long time to introduce the website.

 

Jian Luo said, “Can you send me the link to your live broadcasting network?”

 

Jiang Jiang hurriedly said, “Yes, yes!”

 

He sent a link and Jian Luo clicked on it. It took a long time to load, and opened up to a full screen of green, which can be said to be very pleasant.

 

The layout of the website was simple and clear. At a glance, there are few anchors, and almost close to none.

 

Jiang Jiang waited for a while: “Do you have any questions?”

 

“Why is your website so laggy?” Jian Luo asked, truly confused, “Is it a problem with my internet speed?”

 

Jiang Jiang was suspiciously silent for a few seconds: “We just built the website, so the server hasn’t been upgraded yet.”

 

Jian Luo had some doubts but this person had a good attitude, so he asked, “What about the benefits, do you have any benefits for signing newcomers?”

 

Jiang Jiang was excited: “Of course, if you are willing to sign with us, it’ll be 3 to 7. You get 7 and we will get 3!”

 

Jian Luo’s eyes lit up.

 

He and Jiang Jiang then confirmed some matters. Just in case, he did not sign a long-term contract, but a three-month contract. If the following upgraded website was strong and he can make money, he will continue to sign.

 

Jiang Jiang agreed immediately.

 

To be honest, if it wasn’t for the fact that this was a legitimate website, with such an earnest attitude, Jian Luo would have doubts about whether this person was a scammer.

 

Jian Luo: “If that’s the case, then I’ll take the fries off their site.”

 

He is someone who just does what he says, so he took the initiative to contact the moderator: “Hello, I’m sure I won’t sign with you for the time being so please take my food off the site.”

 

When the moderator saw Jian Luo’s message box light up, he thought he had finally thought it out, so a smile appeared on his lips, thinking that Jian Luo finally came to his senses. However, when he opened it, he was stunned when he saw his message: “Are you sure?”

 

Jian Luo: “Very sure.”

 

“There is no place with more traffic than our website.” The moderator reminded him: “And once it is on our site, it can only be discontinued. We do not allow the food that has been on the site to be sold elsewhere.”

 

? ? ?

 

What an unfair clause?

 

Jian Luo was a little angry: “What do you mean? Where I sell my food is my own right!”

 

The moderator explained: “Our website does have this rule, sorry and thanks for your cooperation.”

 

Jian Luo went to check it out and found that there really is this overlord clause. He was silent for a while, and then sent a message: “Then you will take the fries off the site and won’t sell them, right?”

 

“You can rest assured that we will only keep the records and do not have the right to sell them.”

 

“Okay.”

 

Jian Luo directly closed the message box.

 

At the same time, the fries under his account were removed from the site.

 

The Dark Star crowd who had been waiting so hard were still waiting for the contract to be put on the site, but when the page was refreshed, suddenly no…?

 

Everyone was a little dumbfounded:

 

“Is there something wrong with my eyes?”

“Ah, ah, ah, I just ate one bite.”

“If you said earlier that you were going to take it off the site, I’d switch to a few alt accounts to try a few more bites.”

 

Not only were the netizens mourning all over the place, but even the little adjutant who had been guarding the military base was stunned. He even refreshed the web page uncertaintly.

 

Secretary Jin happened to pass by: “What’s the matter with you?”

 

The adjutant said with grief and indignation: “Those french fries are gone!”

 

Secretary Jin frowned and walked over quickly: “What’s gone?”

 

The two of them refreshed the page and they were both dumbfounded, especially Secretary Jin, who was even more grieved and indignant: “How can this anchor be taken off the site like this! What should I do about the marshal? He is so difficult to serve, am I going to be…”

 

“Going to be what?”

 

A lazy, half-pressuring voice came from behind.

 

Secretary Jin was stunned. She turned slowly and saw the man standing at the door. Lu Shifeng’s tall and straight body, as straight as a pinetree, was leaning against the wall. His dark green military uniform wrapped in a slender but explosive waist that was full of strength. As well as his handsome and angular facial features. At this moment his pair of eyes were slightly narrowed and there was some murderous intent in that smile.

 

“Mar-Marshal.” A layer of cold sweat broke out from Secretary Jin’s back as she turned to her commendable IQ as a Dark Star: “I was talking about your rushed daily schedule and that I didn’t serve you well, arent’ I too incompetent?”

 

Lu Shifeng raised his eyebrows: “Oh?”

 

Secretary Jin smiled.

 

“Is that what she meant?” Lu Shifeng slowly looked at the adjutant again.

 

Being stared at by the man felt like being stared at by an extremely vicious beast and he felt like he may die in the next second.

 

The little adjutant was stiff and trembling: “Yes, that’s what she meant.”

 

Slowly, a sneer appeared on Lu Shifeng’s mouth.

 

It was a smile that the hunter showed when he was playing with extremely small prey: “Originally, I came here to say that from today onwards, you don’t need to give me actual food. The nutrient solution will do.”

 

Secretary Jin froze.

 

“However, since you are so loyal, this marshal won’t spare you the chance before you prove yourselves.” 

 

Lu Shifeng lifted his eyelids to look at her: “I’m sure Secretary Jin will not disappoint me, hmm?”

 

“…”

 

No, no, no… this lowly one can’t do it!

 

Secretary Jin wanted to cry without tears but she knew even more that if she didn’t grasp this opportunity, with Marshal’s devious character, something even worse might happen!

 

So Secretary Jin had to bite the bullet and respond: “Don’t worry, I will not disappoint you.”

 

Lu Shifeng gave a light “um”, turned and left.

 

As soon as he left, the suffocating pressure in the entire space seemed to disappear. The adjutant and Secretary Jin breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

 

The little deputy patted his chest: “That scared me to death, that really scared me to death. I thought I was going to die.”

 

The oppression from more advanced species was really overwhelming.

 

Secretary Jin gave him a look: “If we can’t get food that will satisfy the marshal by tomorrow, trust me, we will die for real.”

 

The little adjutant’s face turned white.

 

“Well, is it still too late to be discharged from the army now?” His brain was obviously not online.

Secretary Jin sneered: “Don’t mention leaving the army. Unless you can leave the entire universe, it’s easy for Lu Shifeng to pick out who he wants to die.”

 

“…”

 

The little adjutant was flabbergasted.

 

Secretary Jin thought about it and looked at the page that was removed from the site and said cruelly: “Even if there’s no hope left, let’s try our best. We only have one choice and that is to take the risk!”

 

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T/N: I haven’t been sleeping well these few days, kinda worried about my own future. But ey, that’s good news for yall! Means that I’ll be up translating chapters more often hehe

Well, everyone’s been there, done that, right? Well, I hope me and you will both be able to pass through the classic trials and tribulations of life in the near future. As for the distant future, let’s just think about that some other time.

Seeing Jian Luo face discrimination really hit me close to home and made me think for a bit. I hope wherever you are, that you never have to face any sort of hate or rude treatment just for being a certain race or have a certain preference (as long as you are not hurting anyone). I hope this pandemic ends soon too and we can all get back to our normal lives. Whether you’re a student or working adult, whoever you are, I hope you the very best in life. Drink water 🙂 and try to exercise if you can, it might be tiring but it really is good for you and will pay off when you’re old. And… even if you think that you won’t last that long to reach even your 40s, I believe exercise will also help with your emotions. It helped a little with mine at least haha… er it’s so late here so I’m getting a little philosophical oops. Sorry for ranting, but if you read till here, owo thanks?

I know I don’t really reply to many comments, but I’m just afraid I might say something out of line so the notes I leave here are kinda my selfish way of speaking thoughtlessly without having to face any repercussions I guess. ASDF… I’m going to end this here! See you in the next chapter 🙂

 

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Chapter 3 – The Marshal is a picky eater

 

The Dark Star gourmet audits follow a certain procedure.

 

First of all, the newly submitted dishes will be pushed to the latest creation page for the netizens to review. If there are 10 people who have tasted it, at least 7 people will need to give a passing review. Only then will this dish be certified.

 

When this oddly shaped potato hit the shelves, it was not too popular. 

 

But there will always be those who are curious.

 

People in this interstellar age liked to cook meat, so many of the food columns consist of meat recipes with new tricks. New vegetable dishes are rarely added. It’s not that vegetables are not delicious, but the variety of vegetables are few and there is no need for new recipes if they are just boiled over and over again…

 

Therefore!

 

When a smear of yellow appeared amongst the clumps of meat, the potato managed to catch the attention of many.

 

Soon, many people of the Dark Star ordered this dish out of curiosity. As soon as they received their order, they found that this potato was different from the soft, glutinous boiled potatoes they had in the past. This one looked hard.

 

As soon as they saw this, some people frowned and almost gave a failing review without trying it first.

 

It was too vile to be wasting food and vegetables for the sake of attracting attention!

 

But their curiosity was too great, so when they gave the recipe a taste, it led to reviews like this… 

 

“Wtf, these are not the potatoes I know.”

“fvck boiling potatoes!”

“God, it’s so delicious.”

 

Originally, the people of Dark Star thought that boiled potatoes were delicious. However, on this day, everyone felt the fear of being seduced by deep-fried food. For a time, almost all those who have tasted it gave it a passing review, resulting in the passing rate of up to 90% after tasting the dish.

 

“Hurry and mass produce these!”

“It tastes so damn sweet.”

“Potatoes have successfully caught my attention.”

 

Such a high pass rate not only attracted diners, but naturally also the attention of the platform’s moderator.

 

The platform moderator found this anomaly while sorting the data on a daily basis: “How could there be such a high pass rate?”

 

A colleague came over and took a look: “Did many newly registered accounts give it a passing review repeatedly in order to get it certified?”

 

It’s not like this has never happened before. Some anchors were not good at cooking so they used underhanded methods.

 

The platform’s moderator also looked at it seriously: “I will contact the system management to check it out.”

 

Their colleagues also felt strange when they saw the data so they simply stopped working to watch the commotion: “It’s been a long time since we last scanned the data.”

 

The big data brain sifted through the data.

 

The final conclusion was slowly presented on the screen: [No similar accounts]

 

It was inconclusive!

 

This time, the platform moderator and their colleagues were stunned. Apart from a few popular anchors, currently no one could achieve a pass rate of over 90%!

 

The colleagues were all hyperventilating: “Quick, try and taste it.”

 

The moderator was also curious and hurriedly grabbed some virtual fries from the terminal before giving it to a colleague: “Taste it.”

 

What the system recorded was the most optimal time when the fries tasted the best, which was when they were fresh out of the pan.

 

It was golden, crispy and warm. It drastically changed from the soft and glutinous texture they were familiar with. The aroma of the plants seems to be concentrated by the oil. It is crispy and oily but not greasy. It was wonderful.

 

The moderator and the colleague looked at each other before falling silent.

 

After half an hour has passed.

 

The colleague said: “I still want to eat some.”

 

…

 

The moderator said: “We can’t eat it anymore. According to the terminal, we can only taste this unsigned product once.”

 

It wasn’t just them who felt this way, there were others too.

 

All those who have tried two bites of the french fries felt frantically refreshed but after they saw that the product was not yet available for purchase, the comments area was full of grief.

 

“Has the anchor not signed a contract yet?”

“I’ll order 10 first!”

“I just contacted my friends. They all said I was just exaggerating and that there’s no better way than boiling it!”

 

The colleague looked at the comments with a smile: “It is estimated that the Dark Star chef has started something new. Hurry up! Hurry up and sign a contract with him. Contact this anchor!”

 

…

 

A military base stood above Sky City’s planet. It looked like it was only the size of an island but it is the most solid military force on the entire planet.

 

In the Empire, the three most powerful factions were:

 

The Sacrificial Church, with their divine powers that reach the skies;

 

The Consortium, who control and are the lifeline of the empire’s economy; and

 

The military who lead the armed forces.

 

“Secretary Jin.” The little adjutant sitting outside stopped the woman who came out: “Are you alright?”

 

The woman known as Secretary Jin stopped. It was no surprise that she was a very beautiful woman, with boastful breasts, slender thighs and tame blonde hair. Her delicate and beautiful face however, was full of sorrow at the moment.

 

The little adjutant guessed: “The Marshal… hasn’t eaten yet?”

 

Secretary Jin nodded.

 

The little adjutant’s mood also sank. This was the most difficult time for the entire army. Their Marshal was extremely picky about food. They were not anorexic but paid close attention to it and were extremely picky.

 

The top chef in the universe was placed in front of The Marshal; but after taking two bites slowly, he gave an evaluation: “Plain.”

 

He gave the chef such a big blow that he almost packed up and went back to his hometown.

 

Secretary Jin sighed, “Originally, the marshal was willing to eat a few bites of this current chef’s cooking but he won’t eat any now.”

 

The adjutant’s mood became even more difficult: “The marshal usually goes out to the battle field and because of conditions then, he could only drink the nutrient solution. Now peace has been restored to the interstellar worlds, but he still can’t eat delicious food. It is inevitable that his mood will become worse.”

 

If he was in a bad mood, the pitiful ones will soon be them.

 

Secretary Jin noticed the golden coloured food in the adjutant’s hand: “What are you holding?”

 

“Oh, you’re talking about this?” The adjutant took the fries and casually put them into his mouth before chewing twice: “Nothing special, it was just uploaded by a new anchor on the list…”

 

Halfway through chewing them, he stopped.

 

Secretary Jin wondered: “Were you… poisoned?”

 

The adjutant’s eyes widened and he couldn’t believe the taste in his mouth. It was crispy and soft. The aroma of potatoes was brought out by the oil. The momentary revelry of his taste buds were fleeting, making its scent addicting!

 

“I…” The adjutant shivered and looked at Secretary Jin: “Secretary, we have a good relationship, right?”

 

Secretary Jin narrowed her eyes: “What are you going to do?”

 

A few minutes later–

 

They logged into the Food Network with Secretary Jin’s information terminal and successfully swiped down for french fries with her account. The adjutant smiled happily.

 

Then before he could eat it, Secretary Jin put the fries in her mouth.

 

The next second, a moment of surprise appeared on Secretary Jin’s face.

 

The adjutant looked forward to her appraisal: “How is it? Isn’t it delicious?”

 

Secretary Jin was silent for a while: “Order 20 copies to be sent here.”

 

“What are you doing eating this much? Aren’t you trying to lose weight?” 

 

The adjutant muttered: “It’s from a newcomer and he hasn’t signed a contract yet.”

 

Secretary Jin touched her chin: “Do you think the marshal would like to eat this?”

 

The adjutant subconsciously said: “How is that possible? The marshal only eats the cooking of Interstellar Chefs. As for this little-known person…”

 

Halfway through he was silent.

 

After all, the fries were delicious too.

 

The two looked at each other and said in unison, “Let’s buy it and try!”

 

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And here, the creator of French fries, Jian Luo was at home, hard at work peeling corn.

 

Jian Luo sat under a tree in the yard. The corn was freshly harvested from his home. They usually peeled them and handed them over so they could be exchanged for star coins to support the family’s living expenses.

 

The younger brother squatted on the ground while he was peeling them. There was sweat dripping from his head.

 

Jian Luo tossed the corn aside: “Ah Sheng, do we have watermelons here?”

 

What was the essence of summer? Watermelons!

 

In the scorching heat, to pick a big, sweet and refreshing watermelon to chill before cutting it open and taking a bite into it…

 

His younger brother, Jian Sheng raised his head: “What is a watermelon?”

 

Jian Luo snapped his attention out of his imagination: “Okay, just pretend I didn’t say that.”

 

After a while, he will go on the Internet to find the fruit. If it wasn’t for the fact that there were a lot of high-tech things here, he would’ve suspected that he was not in the future, but in ancient times.

 

Su Liang came out of the house: “It’s hot now so don’t sit there. Go inside and rest for a while, mom saved some oil today.”

 

Jian Sheng’s eyes lit up: “We’re eating French fries?!”

 

Su Liang patted her younger son’s head: “En.”

 

Jian Luo stood up slowly behind: “Mom, how many potatoes do you have? Let’s not eat french fries today, it does not fill the stomach.”

 

Su Liang said, “One left.”

 

“That’s fine, let’s make a potato pancake and eat it.” Jian Luo smiled: “That way we can eat more.”

 

Su Liang was taken aback for a moment. She had never heard of such a thing, but seeing her son’s assured appearance, she suddenly felt confident.

 

Her son has changed a lot after the incident, his personality has also become cheerful.

 

That’s good, Su Liang thought, although the family was not rich, as long as her two sons could be well. She will be able to rest well even if she dies.

 

“Ding!”

 

There was a sound from Jian Luo’s information terminal. He opened the message and found that it was a message sent to him by the food website.

 

He clicked on it and there was a message inbox. A person named [Moderator] sent a message: “Hello, your food has passed our preliminary review. We intend to sign a contract with you, please provide your resident ID and photo.”

 

Jian Luo thought for a while: “Do you provide any benefits?”

 

He’s not stupid. How can he sign the contract when it comes up and not talk about the benefits? Could you be more realistic? Everyone talks about money these days, okay?

 

The other party was stunned for a while. He didn’t think that there would be such direct people in this world!

 

The moderator thought for a while: “Platform users are able to give ratings out of 5/5 points. If someone buys your food and gives it a 5/5, we will recommend it on our page based on your popularity. As the largest live broadcast network, it won’t hurt to sign up with us here.”

 

Jian Luo thought about it. That seemed reasonable. He then said, “I don’t have a Dark Star registration, I only have a temporary Peace Paradise household registration. Will that be a problem?”

 

After the message was sent, there was no reply.

 

The moderator himself was stunned. He thought that such a clever mind should’ve been a qualified chef, or a newcomer with an aura, but the other party was actually just a human!

 

Jian Luo waited for a long time: “I can’t sign?”

 

“No.” The moderator hesitated before replying: “If you have a Peace Paradise account, the ratio will be 7 to 3.”

 

Jian Luo: “7 for me and 3 for you?”

 

“…”

 

Moderator said: “7 for us and 3 for you.”

 

???

 

It’s been a long time in Jian Luo’s life since he has suffered from this kind of anger!

 

What was this, racism?!

 

Unreasonable!

 

“Reason.” Jian Luo said simply: “I need a reasonable explanation.”

 

The moderator could feel the anger of this human being through the screen. He said: “Because humans live on the Dark Star and are blessed by the Dark Star. However their contribution is negligible, so your contributions to the Dark Star are deserved.”

 

“…”

 

What a righteous front.

 

What an irrefutable reasoning.

 

Jian Luo was silent for a while before replying. “Okay.”

 

The moderator was happy: “Are you signing the contract?”

 

Jian Luo: “I’m sorry, let’s work together again next time if fate allows it.”

 

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Wow, this series is pretty popular..? In that case, I must work harder to pump out more updates for you dear readers ha ha ha… *dies in university coursework*

Btw btw, do you guys like dragons too? I love love love them and can’t wait for the male lead to appear ah! Just the other day, I saw a really adorable dragon plushie from jellycat and whew it’s sooo cute that it comes in 4 different colours.. When I went to look at the price tag I almost fainted. Plus there were mostly sold out… rip.

Welp, at least Zhongli’s morax plushie will keep me company… It’s soft and fluffy too… sobs (╥︣﹏᷅╥)

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