Jiang Tongyan felt that this guy might not be very smart.
Last night was Zhou Mo’s birthday party. Although he wasn’t very familiar with Zhou Mo, he had been a longtime friend of Zhou Mo’s husband. This time, he happened to be in town from New York for a project, so he accepted the invitation and attended the party.
Jiang Tongyan agreed to attend Zhou Mo’s birthday party for another reason—Zhou Mo said he wanted to introduce him to a boyfriend.
It was said that he had both looks and charisma. Handsome, reserved, with good character, and dedicated to his work, he earned quite well. He was reputed to be the ‘Most handsome man in civil aviation’.
Jiang Tongyan wasn’t the kind of person who judged everything by appearances, but if someone happened to be good-looking, that was naturally a pleasant thing.
Jiang Tongyan, whose love life had not been smooth, agreed to it. Surprisingly, this handsome guy really suited his taste. It could even be said that he was the perfect type tailored to his preferences.
However, as the saying goes, life is full of surprises.
Just as Jiang Tongyan was surprised that he had really met his ideal type, something even more unexpected happened. His ‘archenemy’, Shen Huiming, seemed to have a subtle, unspoken relationship with this handsome guy.
The reason why Shen Huiming was Jiang Tongyan’s ‘archenemy’ was that all the ups and downs in Jiang Tongyan’s love life over the years were because of this person.
The two were college classmates back then, and whoever he liked ended up falling in love with Shen Huiming. Jiang Tongyan was hit hard by this and made two decisions.
The first decision: stay away from Shen Huiming.
The second decision: seal your heart and lock away his love.
After that, Shen Huiming returned to the country to start a company. Jiang Tongyan received several good offers domestically, but to distance himself from Shen Huiming, he resolutely stayed in New York and also never thought about pursuing a relationship again.
He was afraid.
However, no matter how much he planned, he could never have expected to meet Shen Huiming during his ‘blind date’. He felt that if the love-hate entanglements between the two of them over the years were written into a novel, it would definitely be a model of love and conflict in the BL genre, complete with the kind of past-life grudges and complications.
His blind date was intercepted, which made him want to roll his eyes, but he didn’t expect that there would be troubles to come.
At the birthday party, he danced with a pretty boy, and after the dance, they naturally sat together and drank a few glasses of wine.
This guy, on the other hand, whether intentionally or due to genuinely poor alcohol tolerance, started causing a scene and acting drunk not long after.
There was a Chinese saying: A person’s character is reflected in their drinking behaviour.
This kid’s drinking behaviour was really bad.
After three glasses of wine, he started crying while holding Jiang Tongyan’s arm.
“Gege, I’m really miserable; how can I be so miserable!”
Jiang Tongyan: “Calm down. I’m not your gege.”
“Gege, do you think I look pretty? But why doesn’t anyone love me?”
Jiang Tongyan: “Calm down, everyone likes a flower in the high mountain1This phrase is used to describe people who are admired from a distance and seem unattainable or aloof, often suggesting that they are seen as idealised or perfect by others..”
“Gege, no one loves me. I’m just the withered cabbage in the field!”
Jiang Tongyan: “Calm down; even when the cabbage is put on sale, someone will still buy it. If you sell yourself… human trafficking is illegal.”
…
In short, that night, Jiang Tongyan, who was usually untouchable, was practically harassed by this little drunkard. It felt as though this guy was stuck to Jiang Tongyan like a second skin, impossible to shake off or remove.
Jiang Tongyan was worried, especially when he saw his blind date leaving with Shen Huiming, he was even more worried.
So, he started drinking.
In this way, in the sad sobs and the undispersed sorrow, he also got drunk.
Jiang Tongyan couldn’t remember how the two of them got back to the hotel from the birthday party. What he could remember clearly was that the boy vomited all over the two of them.
Jiang Tongyan didn’t have a serious obsession with cleanliness, but he was indeed a clean person. Generally speaking, unfamiliar people shouldn’t even think about touching him, using his things, or sleeping in his bed.
So, when his clothes were suddenly soiled by someone, he sobered up instantly.
He quickly stripped the two of them of their dirty clothes and threw them into the trash can in the bathroom.
Clothes that had been vomited on could not be washed clean. Bacteria and terrible memories would remain on it forever.
However, Jiang Tongyan was only sober for a few minutes. Then he vaguely remembered that he had taken the shower head and showered both of them, but he had no memory.
When he woke up in the morning, he was indeed lying in the same bed with the boy, both naked and even hugging each other.
Jiang Tongyan was also shocked at the time. He subconsciously felt that he might be a bit fvcked up—he actually did this with someone without knowing it.
But then he looked at the ceiling calmly for a while and suddenly remembered an academic discussion he had read before, which said that men could not have sex when they were seriously drunk. In addition, he carefully observed the environment in the quilt and the bodies of the two people—yes, although it was shameful, he saw both of their naked bodies and examined them carefully.
Jiang Tongyan was almost certain that the two of them just hugged each other and slept.
He did not believe that he was gifted and could have sex with others after drinking.
But obviously, the person in front of him did not think so.
Qian Xiaoke said, “I’m so miserable, my chastity…”
Jiang Tongyan didn’t bother to pay attention to him, looked at the time and said, “Alright, you go ahead and quietly reminisce. I’ll step out for a moment.”
Qian Xiaoke, who was curled up in the quilt and pretending to cry, sat up suddenly when he heard that he was leaving, “Where are you going?”
“I have an appointment.” Jiang Tongyan said calmly, “After you’ve finished crying, you can… never mind, just wait for me to come back.”
Qian Xiaoke grabbed the quilt and covered it in front of him, “What are you going to do to me again?”
“Calm down, I just want to say that you vomited on your clothes yesterday and made me throw them away.” Jiang Tongyan glanced at him and felt that although this guy had slept his hair into a mess, he was still cute. Of course, if he was a little more normal, he would be even cuter, “You can’t go out now unless you want to run around naked.”
“…You want to imprison me?!” Qian Xiaoke had read many famous BL works and knew all kinds of scenes by heart. Although he liked to watch the scenes of imprisoning the little beauties, novels were just novels. In reality, this was illegal!
“Calm down,” Jiang Tongyan said, “I don’t have that fetish.”
He thought to himself: Even if I were to imprison someone, I wouldn’t imprison you. Wouldn’t it be better to imprison a mute person?
“I’m going out to have meal with someone. When I come back, I’ll bring you some clothes. You can put them on before you go.” Jiang Tongyan was a very nice person. “What size do you wear?”
He sized up the person on the bed and said, “Are you 1.6 meters tall? Are large children’s clothes enough?”
Qian Xiaoke shouted angrily, “Who are you mocking? Who wears children’s clothes? I was 1.75 meters tall in junior high school!”
“Oh, what about now?”
Qian Xiaoke pouted, “… I haven’t grown any taller since junior high school. Is that not allowed? Is it illegal? Why are you so annoying!”
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