Zhong Weishi was momentarily dazed by the words “be careful.”
He watched as the figure in front of him moved forward, bit by bit. In the darkness, Gu Lizhou looked around, his arm half-lowered, shielding Zhong Weishi in front of him.
It was as if he was… protecting him.
This feeling was something Zhong Weishi had never experienced growing up.
It was so strange, so strange that… for a moment, he forgot what they were even doing.
Until a low bark suddenly came from one of the walkways: “Woof!—”
Their first reaction was that Er’Gou had encountered a real dog.1His name was ‘二狗’ which is Er’Gou and the ‘狗’ here meant dog.
The barking sounded a bit distant, and based on the direction, it seemed to come from one of the houses on the right.
Zhong Weishi quickened his pace, but at the same time, he was worried that Er’Gou might suddenly jump out from one of the dark alleys and ambush them unexpectedly. So, he turned around and moved backward, back-to-back with Gu Lizhou.
Gu Lizhou was inexplicably bumped into and his right hand trembled. He glanced back, shocked. “What are you doing ah?!”
“Don’t you watch TV dramas?” Zhong Weishi clasped his hands together, making a finger-gun gesture. “You can’t leave your back exposed to the enemy.”
Even in this tense and thrilling atmosphere, with them hidden in the shadows while the enemy could see in plain sight, Gu Lizhou couldn’t help but retort, “Are you retarded!”
Zhong Weishi couldn’t quite figure him out. Just a moment ago, he raised his hand to protect him like a mother hen shielding her chick, full of devotion, and now he was cursing at him again.
He was also protecting him ah!
The two men’s backs were pressed against each other without a gap, and through the thin fabric, they could even feel each other’s rising body heat.
Gu Lizhou frowned uncomfortably and muttered, “Are you a heater! It’s so damn hot. Can you move away from me a bit?”
The other party didn’t appreciate it. Zhong Weishi pouted and reluctantly turned back around. Just then, a dark figure suddenly shot out of the house at an incredible speed, accompanied by heavy panting and the faint sound of chains dragging on the ground.
Under the phone’s light, their pupils dilated instantly, and they sucked in a mouthful of cold air.
A massive black dog with a bulky body was charging at them.
Its messy and long fur almost covered half of its face. It looked so fierce that from a distance, it resembled a lion—a lion with an exaggerated, edgy hairstyle.
“fvck! What the hell is that…” Zhong Weishi saw its bared teeth, drool dripping from its mouth…
He had a bad feeling.
“Tibetan mastiff.” Gu Lizhou replied.
The killer Tibetan mastiff barked twice at them, its voice deep and heavy like a boulder, rooting Zhong Weishi’s feet to the ground.
When he was young, he wanted to have fun and teased a stray dog by the roadside. As he joyfully petted the stray dog’s head, it suddenly let out an ‘ao wu’ and bit down on his forearm.
The sharp teeth pierced his flesh, and blood flowed profusely. No matter how much he cried and screamed, the stray dog wouldn’t let go, even violently shaking its head.
Until now there was still a clear scar on his arm.
Once bitten by a snake, you’ll be afraid of a rope for ten years.
The imposing presence of the Tibetan mastiff made Zhong Weishi’s legs tremble, and in his mind, he could already picture the dog tearing him apart.
“Why are you stepping on a sewing machine now?! Run ah!” Gu Lizhou grabbed his wrist and took off.
Zhong Weishi’s legs were slow to react, and at first, he was practically being dragged by Gu Lizhou. However, he quickly broke into the fastest sprint of his life, shouting as he ran, “‘ll distract it! You run that way!”
Gu Lizhou really wanted to retort, ‘Distract, my ass ah! Have you watched too many fvcking anti-Japanese war dramas?’ But he didn’t have the energy for nonsense.
“Run back!” Gu Li Zhou’s legs moved while he felt the words bursting out of his throat.
His mind was a complete mess, like a tangled ball of mush—chaos, panic, fear, all sorts of emotions flooding over him.
Whose dog was that?
Why wasn’t it leashed?
Would it bite?
Would tomorrow’s headlines read: Tibetan Mastiff Mauls Resident in Neighborhood, Scene Too Horrific to Witness…
The clearest thought he had was: What kind of sin did I commit to promise Zhong Weishi to watch some square dance performance? Otherwise, I’d be lying in bed asleep right now!
The barking continued right behind them.
Zhong Weishi didn’t dare look back. What shocked him the most was that the same total noob who hesitated to climb the fence just a few minutes ago had already grabbed the bars and jumped over ahead of him.
His posture was wretched but his momentum was lightning fast!
Zhong Weishi followed quickly, grabbing the bars and flipping himself over with all his strength.
There was a light at the door, bright and glaring.
Stepping on the horizontal bar of the fence, Zhong Weishi panted heavily, his throat unbearably dry.
The huge Tibetan mastiff was staring up at them, growling defiantly, “Woof, woof!—”
The fence shook with its impact.
“fvck you!” Zhong Weishi steadied himself and pointed at the dog’s nose. “If you’ve got the guts, come up here and fight me one-on-one ah!”
The Tibetan mastiff raised its heavy front paws, pressing them against the fence.
Zhong Weishi let out an “Oh yo” and climbed a bit higher in fear, his toes desperately pressing against the fence to prevent himself from slipping.
“Idiot,” Gu Lizhou muttered. He picked up something from the ground and tossed it inside, making the Tibetan mastiff pounce towards it.
Hanging on the fence, Zhong Weishi watched the Tibetan mastiff sniffing around the ground. Zhong Weishi didn’t dare say anything.
The Tibetan mastiff didn’t find anything and circled back to pace around beneath them.
“Hurry down already,” Gu Lizhou said, frowning, holding back a laugh. “I’ve seen cowards before, but never one as cowardly as you.”
“And I wonder who it was earlier that climbed faster than me…” Before he could finish, he froze.
When he let go of the bars, he realized he couldn’t get down.
The top of the fence had anti-theft spikes, and his clothes had gotten caught on something. He was stuck, unable to move up or down.
He was left hanging to dry on the fence!
“fvck.” Zhong Weishi looked up at the top of the fence and cursed repeatedly. “What to do ah? What the fvck do I do? My clothes are caught.”
In his panic, he heard a certain someone burst into laughter.
Zhong Weishi had been feeling tense and embarrassed, but when Gu Lizhou laughed, he couldn’t help but laugh too. “Stop laughing already and help me down ah. My neck’s hurting.”
Gu Lizhou said, “Alright,” but he quickly pulled out his phone, afraid that this person might get down any second.
Zhong Weishi pointed at the camera with one hand, but before he could say anything, he heard a rapid “click, click, click, click, click, click—”
A passionate continuous photo taking.
The laughter was unbridled.
“…” Zhong Weishi expletives were stuck. This old man’s childishness was beyond anything he could have imagined.
Just as Gu Lizhou put his phone away, several beams of light shone from a distance. Qiangzi shouted at the top of his lungs, “Ge! What are you doing hanging up there?!”
At critical moments like this, you could only rely on your own brothers—this was what Zhong Weishi thought as he stepped down onto Qiangzi’s shoulders.
Once he landed, he didn’t forget to mock a certain someone. “All you know how to do is watch the spectacle.”
Unfortunately, Gu Lizhou was shameless. “And it was quite the spectacle.”
The fabric of Zhong Weishi’s clothes was of poor quality, so when he came down, there were already two large holes in the back, and his shoulder blades felt a chill.
15 yuan, and he had only worn it twice before it was ruined.
Zhong Weishi sighed.
What surprised Gu Lizhou was that Huangfu Qiang had brought along a bunch of monkeys.
Five or six electric scooters gradually pulled up to the entrance, and about a dozen men, all looking c0cky and sporting outrageous hairstyles, got off.
One of them, with yellow rooster-comb hair, asked, “Where’s the guy? Where is he?”
Zhong Weishi turned and pointed. “In there, but there’s a dog.”
“Dog?”
Since they had lost sight of their target, Gu Lizhou figured that tonight’s operation to catch Er’Gou was probably a bust. Just as he was thinking about heading home to shower and sleep, he saw the group of men, who just arrived, jump over the fence one by one.
The boy leading them fearlessly beckoned the Tibetan mastiff with a finger. “Here, here, here, sit down!”
The Tibetan mastiff stared at him, not moving.
“Then stay standing.” The man said.
“This Tibetan mastiff might’ve been set loose by him to scare people,” Zhong Weishi said. “Look at its chain—it’s unfastened, not broken.”
“Today, we’re gonna beat him so bad his head comes out of his ass,” Said a man wearing a big gold chain around his neck.
Gu Lizhou saw Zhong Weishi chatting with them cheerfully and hesitated about whether to go in again.
“I’m wearing a skirt…” Da Fei said, clutching his upper thigh, also hesitating. Unlike a girl, he didn’t have safety shorts underneath. Shi-ge had lent him an ultra-short skirt, and it was already a struggle considering his height.
“You stay outside and keep watch,” Zhong Weishi said, glancing at Gu Lizhou without saying anything further.
With their current numbers, they didn’t really need one more person, especially if he might just slow them down. The main thing was that he suspected Gu Lizhou might not want to climb the fence again.
However, Gu Lizhou’s thought was: Since I’m already here…
A cold breeze swept past his ears as Zhong Weishi watched the man once again climb over the fence.
Having learned from his earlier experience, Gu Lizhou’s movements this time were swift and smooth.
This time, he truly felt that the man’s legs were indeed long.
When Gu Lizhou landed in front of him, a few loose strands of hair fell, partially covering his eyes, which still showed a hint of weariness and impatience.
“Let’s go, together.”
Zhong Weishi felt a wave of emotion he couldn’t quite express.
Since he was young, he had always believed that there was strength in numbers, and with enough people, anything could be accomplished. Those commissions seemed almost within his grasp.
“Er’Gou is dead meat tonight. We’ll dig him out, even if we dig three feet into the ground!”
Gu Lizhou heard his impassioned words and added casually, “En, let’s hope so.”
But just as they finished planning their strategy and were about to move forward, the sound of blaring sirens roared from a distance, rapidly approaching.
Zhong Weishi felt a chill down his spine, and his eyelid twitched violently.
As they turned, a bright beam of light shone on all of them, casting red and blue hues that illuminated the entire night sky.
It was blinding.
Gu Lizhou raised his hand to cover the light.
Two police cars pulled up at the entrance, followed by several police motorcycles.
A man in uniform leaned out from the passenger seat, holding a megaphone. “What are you doing?! I’m talking to you guys! Get out here, now!”
Gu Lizhou didn’t understand what was going on. When he turned around, he realized that the once intimidating, swaggering group of men beside him had already taken off, sprinting away.
Zhong Weishi patted him on the arm. “Retreat!”
Retreat, what retreat? Where to retreat ah!
They hadn’t done anything illegal, so why retreat ah?!
Gu Lizhou froze, completely at a loss.
Just a few minutes earlier, a concerned resident had reported suspicious individuals climbing the fence into the neighborhood. Before the caller could hang up, they frantically shouted, “Ah, ya, ya, ya, another big group of thugs just arrived! It’s the mafia! The mafia! Ai ya, ya, ya, ya… This is terrifying la!!”
“Hello? Hello, which neighborhood is this?!” The operator kept asking.
“Ah, ya, ya, ya… they’ve climbed over ya! We’re doomed!”
Yucheng had recently launched a special crackdown on gang activity, with banners promoting anti-crime initiatives hanging everywhere. Hearing the terrified screams over the phone, the police sensed this could be the biggest bust of the year.
They immediately dispatched a large force, determined to capture the criminal group in one fell swoop.
Every officer’s heart surged with passion, as if they were back to that time when they just stepped into the police station.
“Stop! Don’t run!—” The loud warning tore through the hot, humid air.
As Gu Lizhou watched a large group of officers vault over the fence, he felt like he was dreaming and needed someone to slap him awake.
“Are you with them?” A police officer came over and snapped Gu Lizhou out of his daze.
“No.” Gu Lizhou shook his head firmly without hesitation. “I don’t know them.”
The officer looked him over—his refined appearance and tidy clothing didn’t fit the image of a gangster. The officer nodded, “If you have nothing to do, don’t wander around aimlessly. Go home and get some rest.”
“He’s lying!” A woman suddenly appeared.
She was the enthusiastic citizen who had called the police earlier. Now that the officers were there, she stood straighter with newfound confidence. “I saw him climb in, then climb out! And then he climbed back in again! He’s clearly with them!”
Gu Lizhou: “…”
The officer gave him a scrutinizing look, his expression shifting subtly. “You’ll have to come with me.”
No matter how many people there were, they couldn’t outnumber the police. No matter how fast a rabbit jumps, it can’t outrun well-trained cheetahs. Both the front and back exits were blocked, and the group was trapped like fish in a net—none of them managed to escape.
In less than ten minutes, the police arrested all of them.
What they couldn’t see clearly in the dark earlier was now visible: the group was full of people with tattoos, earrings, wild hairstyles, and flamboyant outfits—none of them gave the impression of being upstanding citizens.
The lead officer’s face lit up with satisfaction as if it was harvest time. “What are you all doing here so late at night ah?”
“We came to fix a water pipe la, really didn’t do anything wrong… Believe me ah, ah sir.” Zhong Weishi’s imitation of a Hong Kong accent was spot on.
Gu Lizhou’s mouth twitched.
This person is engaged in what?!
“If you didn’t do anything wrong, why did you run?” One officer asked, “Speak properly! We treat our compatriots from Hong Kong and Taiwan equally!”
“I, that…” Zhong Weishi stammered, “Well, everyone else was running, so I thought not running would make me stand out.”
Gu Lizhou: “…”
Policemen: “…”
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