Category: Whose child am I carrying? (Transmigration) (Page 1 of 5)

Chapter 48 – I am in a difficult situation.

He read “The Boundless Great Jing” from beginning to end, not missing a single word. The book clearly told a story of chaotic times, with heroes rising, scheming against each other, and the victor becoming king. The romantic subplot was very subtle, let alone a bizarre plot about men giving birth.

 

Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it! The author didn’t even warn about male pregnancy in the book! What a terrible review!

 

Thinking of this, Zhao Qi suddenly remembered something. Before he transmigrated into the book, he had discussed “The Boundless Great Jing” with a girl. She asked him if he was reading the abridged or unabridged version and strongly recommended the unabridged version, saying it had more romantic and passionate scenes, including the popular storyline of having and raising children.

 

When he asked who had the child, the girl gave him a mysterious look and told him to read carefully.

 

At the time, Zhao Qi didn’t understand, but now, he thought he finally got what she meant.

 

Could it be that he read the abridged version but transmigrated into the unabridged version where men can get pregnant?!

 

Heavens, earth, please take me away. I can’t handle this kind of humiliation!

 

“Your Majesty, please don’t be angry,” Cheng Boyan supported Zhao Qi’s arm and said, “Otherwise, if the fetus is affected, both you and the dragon seed will be in danger.”

 

Upon hearing the word “fetus,” Zhao Qi’s mind buzzed. He couldn’t catch his breath and almost fainted again.

 

Xiao Jinzi hurriedly brought tea, “Your Majesty, have some tea to calm down.”

 

Cheng Boyan helped Zhao Qi regulate his breathing while Xiao Jinzi fed him tea, and Jiang Dehai fanned him with a silk fan. After all the fuss, Zhao Qi barely managed to stay conscious.

 

“My dear minister,” Zhao Qi clung to his last hope, “Do you think it’s possible that I just have symptoms that resemble pregnancy but am actually just damp?”

 

Cheng Boyan couldn’t bear to say it, “Your Majesty, though I’m not very experienced, I can still determine if it’s a happy pulse.”

 

Zhao Qi retorted angrily, “But don’t you think it’s too absurd for a man to be pregnant?!”

 

“Your Majesty, it’s indeed rare in the world, but it’s not without precedent,” Cheng Boyan replied. “In ‘Travels in the East,’ it mentions that the Eastern Royal Family has a secret medicine that can make men…”

 

“Enough, stop talking,” Zhao Qi was utterly hopeless. Are the people from the East too idle, creating such a harmful medicine, harming both others and themselves?

 

Cheng Boyan continued, “Your Majesty, if you knew about the existence and effects of this medicine, why did you take it?”

 

“I did not!”

 

Jiang Dehai speculated, “Your Majesty, could it be the work of the one who stole the medicine?”

 

Xiao Jinzi nodded in agreement, “It must be, it must be!”

 

Zhao Qi was on the verge of tears. He could understand being drugged with an aphrodisiac, but what’s the point of a pregnancy drug?

 

“Find out who did this!” Zhao Qi ordered. “Then capture them and tear them apart along with He Changzhou!”

 

What, you say I decided not to tear He Changzhou apart before? Sorry, I’ve changed my mind. Who would have thought that the usually shy He Changzhou could have such a powerful move?

 

“Your Majesty, forgive me for being blunt,” Cheng Boyan spoke fearlessly, trusting that Zhao Qi wasn’t a tyrant who would randomly take people’s heads, “The Eastern secret medicine only makes men capable of conceiving. To truly get pregnant, you still need to…”

 

The phrase “cloud and rain” made Zhao Qi explode on the spot, “I don’t need you to remind me!”

 

Cheng Boyan wisely shut his mouth. He couldn’t imagine who would dare make the emperor pregnant and didn’t want to think about it.

 

At this moment, the eunuch’s announcement came from outside: “Your Majesty, the Prime Minister is here.”

 

Upon hearing that Xiao Shiqing was coming, Zhao Qi’s nose twitched, and grievance surged in his heart. Although he didn’t want to admit it, he instinctively wanted to rely on Xiao Shiqing whenever he encountered difficulties.

 

Zhao Qi suddenly stood up, muttering, “Brother! Brother, I have a dragon egg, what should I do, waah—”

 

Jiang Dehai quickly pulled Zhao Qi back, “Your Majesty, do you really want to tell the Prime Minister about this? Please think carefully.”

 

Zhao Qi calmed down a bit. Firstly, if it got out that as the emperor he was slept with by his brother, his face—no, his imperial dignity would be ruined. Secondly, a man’s pregnancy was already unheard of in Great Jing, let alone the emperor’s. He could never figure out Xiao Shiqing’s thoughts, and recently Xiao had been using him. If Xiao knew about his pregnancy, he didn’t know how Xiao would react. Instead of taking a risk, it was better to maintain the current situation.

 

Zhao Qi hurriedly said, “Only the four of us know about this dragon egg, understand?”

 

“Rest assured, Your Majesty, we will keep it a secret.”

 

Xiao Shiqing entered the room, seeing the chaos among the four, and asked, “What’s going on?”

 

Zhao Qi forced a smile, “The imperial physician was taking my pulse.”

 

Before Xiao Shiqing could ask, Cheng Boyan said proactively, “Your Majesty’s luck is immense, and the illness has improved. However, to prevent a relapse, you must continue taking the medicine.”

 

“Got it,” Xiao Shiqing said, “Everyone, leave.”

 

They were all worried about Zhao Qi, but they couldn’t disobey the Prime Minister’s orders and had to leave reluctantly.

 

Xiao Shiqing noticed the redness around Zhao Qi’s eyes and frowned slightly, “Have you been crying?”

 

Zhao Qi bit his lip, trying to appear normal, “Just yawning.”

 

Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow, “So you’re tired.”

 

Zhao Qi wasn’t sleepy at all but still nodded.

 

Xiao Shiqing’s lips curved slightly, “The emperor really does want to sleep whenever he sees me.”

 

Zhao Qi’s mind was in turmoil, unable to think clearly, so he just kept nodding, “Yes, yes.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s smile deepened, gently guiding Zhao Qi to lie down, “Then, sleep.”

 

Zhao Qi was pushed down, Xiao Shiqing’s handsome face right above him.

 

“What are you looking at?” Xiao Shiqing asked.

 

Zhao Qi seemed to be talking to himself, “Brother, do you think I’m still a man?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s gaze lowered, “Is the dragon pulse problematic?”

 

“…Alright, I must be crazy to talk to Xiao Shiqing about this.”

 

“Want me to check?”

 

Zhao Qi silently turned over, protecting his dragon pulse and presenting a desolate back to Xiao Shiqing.

 

“Why didn’t you ask me why I came to see you today?”

 

Zhao Qi mumbled, “Didn’t you come to see me?”

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled, “Do you believe it this time?”

 

“…I believe it.”

 

The matter of the dragon egg was too overwhelming. The four insiders stayed up all night, gathering in Yonghua Palace the next morning to discuss a plan.

 

Zhao Qi hardly ate the whole day. Jiang Dehai had the imperial kitchen prepare millet porridge with some sour pickles, which Zhao Qi barely managed to eat a few mouthfuls of.

 

“I thought about it all night and still believe this dragon egg shouldn’t stay.”

 

“Your Majesty—”

 

Zhao Qi raised his hand to stop him, “Listen to me first. First, the risk of a man giving birth is too high. The imperial physicians have no experience taking care of a pregnant man or delivering a baby. If something goes wrong, both the dragon egg and I will be doomed.”

 

Cheng Boyan said, “Your Majesty, ‘Travels in the East’ details the process of male childbirth. I can…”

 

Zhao Qi covered Cheng Boyan’s mouth, expressionless, “No, you cannot.”

 

Jiang Dehai asked, “Your Majesty, what is the second reason?”

 

“Second, the child’s father…or mother and I are not in that kind of relationship.”

 

Xiao Jinzi was curious, “What kind of relationship?”

 

Zhao Qi didn’t know how to describe it, “Anyway, the dragon egg can’t be born into a complete family. Instead of making it suffer, it’s better not to have it at all. Third, and most importantly, I’m afraid of pain.”

 

The three looked at each other.

 

Cheng Boyan mumbled, Zhao Qi released him, and he said, “There’s no need to discuss this further. My decision is made. Boyan, prepare to remove the dragon egg from my belly.”

 

“But Your Majesty,” Cheng Boyan spread his hands, “I don’t know how.”

 

Zhao Qi: “???” Are you kidding me?

 

“‘Travels in the East’ explains how to deliver a baby, but not how to induce a miscarriage.”

 

Zhao Qi pulled out some random knowledge, “Then use musk, safflower, and motherwort, a whole set of herbs!”

 

Cheng Boyan said, “Your Majesty, the medicine you mentioned is only effective for women; it won’t work on men.”

 

Zhao Qi took a deep breath and held his forehead with both hands. “I’m feeling a bit dizzy…”

 

The three of them quickly steadied Zhao Qi. Jiang Dehai’s face was filled with undisguised concern. “Your Majesty, please take care of your health.”

 

Zhao Qi weakly replied, “It’s hopeless…”

 

Cheng Boyan said, “Your Majesty, I have an idea.”

 

Zhao Qi quickly responded, “Speak up!”

 

“This medicine was offered to Your Majesty by the fourth young master Zhao. Why not ask him? He might have a solution.”

 

Zhao Qi suddenly remembered. He had been so overwhelmed by the blow that he forgot to confront Zhao Qiao, the one who started it all. Zhao Qiao often visited Japan and had some strange connection with the Empress Dowager there. He had also seen pregnant men, so he might indeed have a way.

 

“Hurry, summon Zhao Qiao!”

 

“I will go at once!”

 

Zhao Qi was pacing anxiously in his palace, waiting for Zhao Qiao. Instead, Rong Tang arrived.

 

Rong Tang rarely came to him voluntarily, so Zhao Qi thought something must have happened. But whatever it was, he had no mood to deal with it.

 

“Rong Tang,” Zhao Qi slumped on the soft couch, “My head hurts terribly. Let’s talk another day if there’s anything important.”

 

Rong Tang asked, “Is Your Majesty really ill?”

 

Zhao Qi covered his face. “Yes.”

 

“What illness?”

 

If I told you, you’d be scared to death. I’m pregnant. “Just some gastrointestinal heat and Qi and blood deficiency…”

 

Rong Tang leaned closer, his cool hand touching Zhao Qi’s forehead, and the hair hanging down his chest brushed Zhao Qi’s cheek, tickling him slightly.

 

“Your Majesty, give me your hand.”

 

Without thinking, Zhao Qi extended his hand while asking, “What are you going to do?”

 

“I know a little about medicine.”

 

Zhao Qi quickly withdrew his hand, leaving only a blur in Rong Tang’s view. His hand was empty.

 

“No need to trouble yourself,” Zhao Qi said, “The imperial physician has already seen me. I’m fine.”

 

Fortunately, Rong Tang didn’t insist. “That’s good then.”

 

Rong Tang, always taciturn, now quietly stayed by Zhao Qi’s side. After a long while, he said, “I heard the various royal relatives who came for the Longevity Festival have started leaving the capital.”

 

“Some have left,” Zhao Qi replied, “Are you asking about Prince Huai?”

 

Rong Tang neither confirmed nor denied it.

 

“Prince Huai’s poison is not yet cleared; he’s still recuperating in the capital.”

 

Rong Tang nodded. “Yes.” After a moment of hesitation, he added, “Prince Huai has ambitions for the throne. Your Majesty should be wary of him.”

 

Zhao Qi was a bit surprised. Although Rong Tang had rejected Zhao Tong twice, he had always kept Zhao Tong’s rebellious intentions somewhat hidden. Now, saying this, was he completely abandoning Zhao Tong and siding with Zhao Qi?

 

If he weren’t so troubled by the matter of the dragon egg, Zhao Qi would have been deeply moved.

 

“I understand,” Zhao Qi said, “Don’t worry, I’m aware.”

 

As they were speaking, Jiang Dehai returned, but Zhao Qi’s eagerly awaited Zhao Qiao was not with him. Seeing Rong Tang there, Jiang Dehai chose his words carefully. “Your Majesty, I went to Prince Jiu’s residence to find him, but they said the fourth young master hasn’t returned for half a month. He’s probably lingering in some place of pleasure.”

 

Zhao Qi was exasperated. “Truly my good brother.”

 

“Your Majesty, don’t worry. The people at the residence are searching for him. As soon as they find him, they’ll bring him to the palace.”

 

“No need,” Zhao Qi said, having a good idea where Zhao Qiao might be. “I’ll go find him myself.”

 

Xiao Jinzi asked, “Your Majesty is going out of the palace?”

 

“Yes, quickly help me change.”

 

Rong Tang said, “I’ll go with Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi was taken aback. “Huh? You’re going too?”

 

“Yes.”

 

Zhao Qi quickly refused. “Rong Tang, I’m going to handle official business.”

 

Rong Tang looked at him. “I haven’t left the palace for a year. I want to go out and see—together with you.”

 

“But…”

 

“Handle your business. I won’t disturb you.”

 

Zhao Qi said seriously, “No, you absolutely can’t go to a place like that—it will taint you.”

 

Rong Tang smiled faintly. “I’ve long been ‘tainted.’ What is there to fear?”

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Chapter 47 – I have a dragon egg.

Summoning the imperial physician took time, and then the physician had to travel from the Imperial Hospital to Yonghua Palace. This period was extremely tormenting for Zhao Qi. Initially, he didn’t think much of it—feeling weak and having a poor appetite in the heat seemed normal. But after vomiting, he suddenly felt uncomfortable all over and instantly became miserable.

 

“Xiao Jinzi,” Zhao Qi weakly called, “help me lie down.”

 

Xiao Jinzi, panicked, said, “Your Majesty, hang in there, the imperial physician will be here soon.”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head, staring blankly ahead, “It’s too late.”

 

Xiao Jinzi was on the verge of tears, screaming hysterically, “Your Majesty, please don’t scare me!”

 

At this moment, Zhao Qi felt that if a tear could fall from the corner of his eye, it would be perfect, but he couldn’t squeeze one out. “I’m gravely ill before reaching adulthood. What will happen to my mother and the people of Great Jing after I die? Heaven is jealous of talents, my aspirations unfulfilled—”

 

Xiao Jinzi cried, “Your Majesty—”

 

Xiao Shiqing arrived at the entrance of Yonghua Palace and heard the wailing. Upon entering, he saw Zhao Qi lying on the bed and Xiao Jinzi kneeling beside, crying loudly. His face turned pale, “Zhao Qi!”

 

Zhao Qi propped himself up, “Has the Prime Minister come?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s face looked worse than Zhao Qi had ever seen, as if his heart had stopped beating. His hand, gripping Zhao Qi’s shoulder, trembled slightly, “What’s wrong with you?”

 

Zhao Qi was stunned by Xiao Shiqing’s appearance and took a long time to react, “Oh… I vomited.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s expression froze for a moment, “Vomited?”

 

“Yes, Prime Minister,” Xiao Jinzi sobbed, “The emperor just had a sip of mung bean soup, and then he vomited up all of last night’s dinner. The emperor usually eats a lot and never throws up; this is the first time something like this has happened!”

 

Xiao Shiqing: “…”

 

“You sure talk a lot,” Zhao Qi said suspiciously, “Are you really called ‘Xiao Jinzi’ because you keep your mouth shut?”

 

Xiao Jinzi replied, “Yes, Your Majesty, there’s no other part of me that’s tight.”

 

Zhao Qi frowned, “What kind of question is that…”

 

Xiao Shiqing watched coldly as the two bantered, “Having fun?”

 

Zhao Qi nodded sheepishly. Sometimes acting was quite enjoyable, especially with someone to play along.

 

Xiao Shiqing gritted his teeth, “You dare to nod? Do you know I almost…” His words abruptly stopped. He closed his eyes and rubbed his brow, looking as if he had been through a great ordeal.

 

Zhao Qi and Xiao Jinzi exchanged a look, both surprised by Xiao Shiqing’s reaction. The Prime Minister, who remained unflappable even in the face of a collapsing mountain, was scared by their little joke?

 

Tentatively, Zhao Qi asked, “Were you worried about me, brother?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s face was expressionless, “No.”

 

“Oh.” It turned out he was being overly sentimental.

 

“If you’re unwell, call the imperial physician. Crying won’t help.”

 

Zhao Qi muttered quietly, “I’ve already called.”

 

Not long after, Jiang Dehai led the imperial physician in. It was the most senior physician, Zhang.

 

Zhao Qi extended his hand for Zhang to take his pulse, watching as the old physician’s eyebrows raised higher and higher, finally knitting together in a frown. Zhao Qi was terrified—oh no, could it be an incurable disease?

 

“Don’t give up on me, physician,” Zhao Qi grasped the old man’s hand, “I think there’s still hope for me.”

 

Xiao Shiqing glanced at Zhao Qi and addressed the physician, “What illness does the emperor have? Speak freely.”

 

Physician Zhang, trembling, withdrew his hand. A layer of cold sweat formed on his forehead, but his expression remained relatively calm. He bowed and said, “Prime Minister, the emperor has damp-heat in his stomach and intestines, and a deficiency in both Qi and blood, causing a lack of appetite and nausea.”

 

Zhao Qi exhaled in relief. It was just damp-heat; nothing to be afraid of. In these times, who didn’t have some dampness in their body?

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “Is it serious?”

 

A drop of cold sweat silently slid down the physician’s cheek, “This is a common ailment in the summer heat. The emperor needs to take some herbal medicine to clear heat and dampness, and eat a lighter diet. He should recover soon.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s expression softened a bit, “Prescribe the medicine.”

 

Xiao Jinzi took the prescription to prepare the medicine. Jiang Dehai advised earnestly, “Your Majesty, you can’t keep eating greasy foods like pig trotters anymore.”

 

Just as Zhao Qi was about to speak, a wave of nausea hit him, and he turned away to retch.

 

Xiao Shiqing frowned, sat down by the bed, and gently patted Zhao Qi’s back to soothe him. He instructed Jiang Dehai, “Bring water for the emperor to rinse his mouth.”

 

After rinsing his mouth, Xiao Shiqing helped Zhao Qi lie down. Zhao Qi asked, “Brother, why did you come to see me?”

 

Xiao Shiqing had intended to discuss a southern tour with Zhao Qi, but seeing the young emperor’s pale face, he decided against it. “Nothing, just wanted to check on you.”

 

Zhao Qi said, “Really? I don’t believe it.”

 

Xiao Shiqing was speechless for a moment, “Do you want to travel by water or land for the southern tour?”

 

Zhao Qi considered, “Since we’re inspecting the disaster, water travel might be better.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded, “What kind of dragon boat do you want?”

 

A picture appeared in Zhao Qi’s mind, and he got excited, “A dragon head on the front, grass on the deck, and a skull on the flag… Are you going to help me build a new dragon boat?”

 

Xiao Shiqing ruthlessly shattered Zhao Qi’s fantasy, “No.”

 

“…” Then why did you ask?

 

“Your Majesty,” Xiao Jinzi brought over the medicine, “it’s time to take your medicine.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “Give it to me.”

 

Jiang Dehai reminded him, “Prime Minister, the emperor said he’s old enough to drink by himself.”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at Zhao Qi, “Do you want my help?”

 

“No…” Seeing Xiao Shiqing raise an eyebrow slightly, Zhao Qi quickly changed his tune, “I want brother’s help, ah—”

 

Xiao Shiqing scooped up a spoonful of the medicine, blew on it to cool it, and brought it to Zhao Qi’s lips.

 

Zhao Qi drank the medicine spoon by spoon, fed by Xiao Shiqing. After finishing the medicine, he began to feel sleepy. Rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand, he said, “I’m sleepy.”

 

“Hmm.” Xiao Shiqing’s ink-scented palm covered his eyes, his voice soft and gentle, “Sleep.”

 

Meanwhile, as soon as Physician Zhang returned to the imperial hospital, he could no longer hold on. His legs gave way, and he collapsed to the ground.

 

A young physician in the courtyard, Zhang’s proud disciple Cheng Boyan, was sorting medicinal herbs. Seeing this, he dropped the herbs and ran over, “Teacher! What’s wrong?”

 

Physician Zhang clung to Cheng Boyan’s arm, “Quick, pack my things. I need to leave the capital tonight and retire!”

 

Cheng Boyan was shocked, “Didn’t you just take the emperor’s pulse? What happened to make you so frightened?”

 

Physician Zhang refused to elaborate, shaking his head repeatedly. His face was ashen, and he muttered nonsensically, “Unheard of, unseen—thank goodness I held on for a moment, or I’d have lost my head!”

 

Cheng Boyan asked, “Is something wrong with the emperor’s illness?”

 

Physician Zhang wept bitterly, “More than just wrong!”

 

“Students believe that regardless of what illness the Emperor suffers from, the doctor should be forthright. His Majesty won’t do anything to the doctor.”

 

Last time, when the Emperor’s favorite male companion was drugged with an aphrodisiac, his condition was critical. The old court physicians didn’t dare to speak frankly and pushed Cheng Boyan to report to the Emperor. Cheng Boyan had initially thought he would hear the classic royal threats like “Everyone will be buried with him,” “Bring your head to see me,” or “Take him out and flog him to death.” To his surprise, the Emperor merely asked him to think of a solution and do his best.

 

Doctor Zhang hesitated before sighing deeply, “Boyan, don’t blame your teacher for not warning you. If you want to live, you mustn’t go to see the Emperor’s illness… Enough said, I’m leaving. Take care of yourself.”

 

“Teacher!”

 

While packing his belongings, Doctor Zhang kept muttering, “How bizarre, how bizarre! Who could be so bold as to make a king submit beneath them…”

 

Xiao Shiqing, worried about Zhao Qi’s deteriorating condition, ordered the physicians to report to Yonghua Palace daily.

 

When Zhao Qi saw that a different physician had come, he asked curiously, “Where is Doctor Zhang from yesterday?”

 

Cheng Boyan’s expression was subtle, “Your Majesty, Lord Zhang’s second great-aunt passed away yesterday. He has requested leave to mourn and has returned home for the funeral.”

 

Zhao Qi was momentarily speechless, “That’s possible?”

 

Cheng Boyan respectfully asked, “Has Your Majesty’s condition improved?”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head miserably, “No. During the morning court, if I hadn’t held it in, I would have vomited in front of all the civil and military officials.”

 

Cheng Boyan thought for a moment, then said, “Please extend your hand, Your Majesty. I will take your pulse.”

 

Jiang Dehai corrected him, “Can the Emperor’s hand be called a hand? It’s a dragon claw!”

 

Cheng Boyan hurriedly said, “I was careless. Please extend your dragon claw, Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi’s expression was complex, “… There’s no need for that.”

 

Cheng Boyan placed two fingers on Zhao Qi’s wrist, closing his eyes to feel the pulse. Suddenly, he opened his eyes wide.

 

Seeing Cheng Boyan’s face turn visibly pale, Zhao Qi felt a pang of alarm, “No way, not again?! Can’t you physicians manage your expressions? This is terrifying!”

 

In the blink of an eye, Cheng Boyan fully understood why his seasoned teacher, despite his years of experience, was so frightened that he abandoned his position and fled home overnight.

 

Zhao Qi couldn’t contain his impatience, “What’s wrong with me? Just give it to me straight!”

 

“Your Majesty…” Cheng Boyan knelt and kowtowed, trembling, “You… you have a dragon egg… no, you are carrying a dragon child!”

 

Zhao Qi, Xiao Jinzi, and Jiang Dehai were all dumbfounded, “What?!”

 

Cheng Boyan decided to lay it all out, “Your Majesty’s pulse is smooth and steady, indicative of a pregnancy pulse.”

 

Zhao Qi’s expression remained in the previous phase, “What?!”

 

Cheng Boyan didn’t dare to lift his head, “Your Majesty’s pulse indeed indicates pregnancy. Coupled with Your Majesty’s symptoms, you should be about two months along!”

 

Jiang Dehai sternly said, “Lord Cheng, deceiving the Emperor is a capital offense!”

 

Cheng Boyan kowtowed repeatedly, “I am innocent, Your Majesty! Even if I had a hundred heads, I wouldn’t dare deceive the Emperor!”

 

Zhao Qi looked down at his own crotch, “But… but I am a boy…”

 

Xiao Jinzi murmured, “Your Majesty, I remember before the Longevity Festival, Young Master Zhao Si gave you two bottles of medicine. One was an aphrodisiac, and the other was…”

 

These words struck Zhao Qi like a thunderbolt, leaving him as a skeletal remains. He closed his eyes and fell straight back.

 

“Your Majesty!”

 

“Your Majesty!”

 

The three of them scrambled to catch Zhao Qi, while Jiang Dehai instinctively shouted, “Quick, fetch the physician!”

 

“Sir, I am the physician!” Cheng Boyan said as he pinched Zhao Qi’s philtrum.

 

Zhao Qi opened his eyes slightly, nearly spitting blood, “No— I do not accept this scenario!”

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Chapter 46 – I vomited, I actually vomited! Send me the doctor!

Under several machinations by Xiao Shiqing, even though Zhao Tong was not the murderer of the Western Xia prince, he was made to appear so. Xiao Shiqing intended to use Zhao Tong as a scapegoat, handing him over to Western Xia for punishment. This plan would rid Xiao Shiqing of Zhao Tong without any effort and put him in a position of moral superiority, effectively killing two birds with one stone. However, now that Zhao Tong has been poisoned in the same manner as the Western Xia prince, his innocence is naturally proven.

 

Chen Li, a close and talented minister of Xiao Shiqing, quickly understood the situation after the initial shock. He sighed, shaking his head, “Who would have thought that King Huai would go to such lengths? Isn’t he afraid of dying from his own scheme?”

 

Hearing this, Zhao Qi finally caught on. “You mean King Huai poisoned himself?”

 

Chen Li stroked his beard, “Your Majesty, think about it. Even if we handed King Huai over to Western Xia, would they believe us? If I were King Huai, I would make sure Western Xia knows about the longstanding discord between Your Majesty and King Huai. Western Xia would then think that the court is using them to get rid of King Huai.”

 

Zhao Qi felt his hair falling out from the stress. “Tomorrow is the seventh day, and the Western Xia envoys will surely come to demand an explanation. The Western Xia army is already eyeing the western border. Prime Minister, what should we do?”

 

“Your Majesty need not worry,” Xiao Shiqing replied calmly. “Within today, King Huai will surely find the ‘real culprit’ for us.”

 

Even Chen Li didn’t understand Xiao Shiqing’s words, let alone Zhao Qi. However, Zhao Qi trusted Xiao Shiqing’s intelligence. Since he had said so, Zhao Qi decided to wait patiently for news.

 

By noon, news came from King Huai’s residence that the poisoner had been captured.

 

The culprit was a servant who had been serving Zhao Tong closely. He had been punished publicly by Zhao Tong for spilling tea recently and had harbored a grudge, waiting for an opportunity to retaliate.

 

On the day of the palace banquet, this servant followed Zhao Tong into the palace. When Zhao Tong asked for two cups of sobering tea, the servant took the opportunity to add the poison Fenggui Lu into the tea. However, Zhao Tong did not drink the tea and had it sent back untouched. Coincidentally, the Western Xia prince, who was sobering up in the imperial garden, saw the maid carrying the tea and asked for a cup, leading to his death.

 

Afterwards, seeing that Zhao Tong was unharmed, the servant tried again and succeeded in poisoning him. After Zhao Tong fell ill, the steward of King Huai’s residence found the unused Fenggui Lu in the servant’s quarters. Under severe interrogation, the servant confessed everything.

 

“During King Huai’s critical condition, he ordered us to capture the culprit and bring him to the palace for Your Majesty and the Prime Minister to decide his fate,” said Xu Zijin, a retainer of Zhao Tong from King Huai’s residence.

 

Xiao Shiqing and Chen Li had never heard of this man before, but Zhao Qi recognized the name Xu Zijin from the original story. Xu Zijin was resourceful and far-sighted. After Zhao Tong raised an army, he was made the military advisor, commanding the troops. Without his help, it would have taken Zhao Tong at least ten more years to achieve his ambitions.

 

Xu Zijin, now in his forties, stood in the hall with an air of transcendence. Despite meeting the emperor and his ministers for the first time, he remained calm and composed. Even Xiao Shiqing, who usually regarded others with disdain, looked at him with interest.

 

Chen Li questioned, “Fenggui Lu is a secret court poison. How did a mere servant of King Huai’s residence obtain it?”

 

“Your Excellency, when King Huai left for his fiefdom, Empress Dowager Wen was worried about his health and sent ten palace maids and eunuchs to take care of him. This servant was one of them. As for Fenggui Lu,” Xu Zijin paused, “he acquired it during that time.”

 

Xu Zijin’s ambiguous words made it clear to everyone present, including Zhao Qi, why the servant had the poison. Empress Dowager Wen had sent people to monitor Zhao Tong, ready to poison him if he ever plotted against the throne.

 

Although the servant was from King Huai’s residence, he was actually sent by Empress Dowager Wen and used the court’s secret poison. By presenting the servant, King Huai was redirecting Western Xia’s anger towards the court once again.

 

Chen Li was at a loss for words and turned to Xiao Shiqing. “Prime Minister, what do you think?”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled and asked, “How is King Huai’s condition now?”

 

Xu Zijin replied, “Prime Minister, King Huai is unconscious and on the verge of death.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded slightly. “Then we’ll wait until he wakes up, and the Emperor can punish him for his negligence.”

 

Zhao Qi had his doubts, but couldn’t question further in front of Xu Zijin. “And what about Western Xia?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied nonchalantly, “Didn’t King Huai bring us the culprit? We’ll hand him over to Western Xia.”

 

Xu Zijin secretly breathed a sigh of relief. “Your Majesty is wise, Prime Minister is wise.”

 

After Xu Zijin left, Zhao Qi anxiously asked, “Prime Minister, you don’t really believe his story, do you?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “Tomorrow is the seventh day. If we don’t hand over a culprit by then, the Western Xia king will be furious, and the people at the western border will suffer more than just losing their money and grain. Your Majesty should consider the bigger picture.”

 

Zhao Qi, frustrated, exclaimed, “Argh, this is killing me!”

 

Xiao Shiqing patted Zhao Qi’s “pufferfish head” and said, “Don’t worry, who will have the last laugh is still uncertain.”

 

Chen Li added, “Your Majesty, Prime Minister, Xu Zijin is exceptionally talented and courageous. If he stays by King Huai’s side, he will become a great threat.”

 

“Find a way to make him work for me, then.”

 

“I doubt it,” Zhao Qi said. Zhao Tong is very skilled at winning people over; his advisors and generals are all fiercely loyal to him.

 

Xiao Shiqing said casually, “Let’s try first. If it doesn’t work, we kill him.”

 

…My Prime Minister brother is really ruthless.

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “Your Majesty, do you still have the tiger tally I gave you?”

 

“No, I ate it,” Zhao Qi replied.

 

Xiao Shiqing: “…”

 

“I’m just kidding,” Zhao Qi said. “I’ve kept it safe.”

 

“Bring it here.”

 

Zhao Qi ordered Jiang Dehai to fetch the tiger tally and asked, “Is the Prime Minister planning to use the troops?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “I want to mobilize fifty thousand elite soldiers from the Western District to the Xixia border.”

 

Zhao Qi was puzzled, “But didn’t you say yesterday that it wasn’t the right time for battle?”

 

“The Xixia’s troop movements are just a show of force. Our army has no battles to fight.”

 

Zhao Qi was even more confused, “Then why…”

 

“Aren’t you feeling stifled?” Xiao Shiqing said. “If Xixia can show off their national power, so can we.”

 

Zhao Qi understood now. It was like a military parade. No actual fighting, but they had to show their strength.

 

Chen Li asked, “Who will the Prime Minister appoint as the commander?”

 

“He Changzhou.”

 

Zhao Qi was shocked, “Changzhou?”

 

Xiao Shiqing remained calm, “What, can’t you bear to let him go, Your Majesty?”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head, “The Prime Minister is mobilizing troops from the Western District, which is closest to the Xizhou border. Why appoint a commander from the capital?”

 

Chen Li smiled, “I have some idea of the Prime Minister’s intentions.”

 

Xiao Shiqing: “Let’s hear it.”

 

“When the founding emperor conquered the Chen Kingdom, Xixia had no choice but to submit to Great Jing and become our vassal. Over the decades, Xixia’s national strength, population, and military power have grown. They are no longer willing to remain under Great Jing. From the case of their crown prince, it’s clear that Great Jing and Xixia will inevitably clash. General He is a young hero and will be our future commander-in-chief. A good commander must know both himself and the enemy to be unbeatable. The Prime Minister wants to use this opportunity to let General He personally scout the route to Xizhou, study the terrain and climate, and prepare for the future.”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “Prime Minister, is Minister Chen right?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “More or less.”

 

Zhao Qi praised, “I didn’t expect you to be so clever, Minister Chen.”

 

Chen Li humbly replied, “I don’t deserve such praise.”

 

“Then why did you make such a mess of the Muyang Temple case?”

 

Chen Li was at a loss for words, “This…”

 

“Your Majesty,” Xiao Shiqing suddenly asked, “what is the password for entering Yonghua Palace?”

 

“I’ll tell you, but you mustn’t tell anyone else,” Zhao Qi whispered, “A friend from afar must be punished, no matter how far away.”

 

Chen Li: “…”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, “As expected of Your Majesty.”

 

The military order was immediately dispatched to all departments, and He Changzhou had to leave the capital for Xizhou the next day.

 

That night, just as Zhao Qi was about to sleep, Xiao Jinzi came to report, “General He is at the palace gate, requesting an audience. Should Your Majesty see him?”

 

Zhao Qi thought for a moment, “Help me change clothes.”

 

At the palace gate, He Changzhou sat on his horse, sword at his waist, posture erect. He looked expectantly at the red walls and green tiles within.

 

He waited for half an hour, but instead of the eunuch announcing his arrival, he saw—

 

“Your Majesty?!” He Changzhou dismounted and ran towards Zhao Qi.

 

Zhao Qi looked at the lively young man, feeling as complicated as he did about the Xixia crown prince’s case.

 

This was the person who had slept with him and wasted his feelings. He should slap him so hard he’d stick to the palace wall and never come off.

 

But He Changzhou was a pillar of Great Jing, and so handsome. As a wise ruler, Zhao Qi decided to let him off for now and deal with him when he returned from Xixia.

 

In the moonlight, He Changzhou’s eyes sparkled like stars. He looked at Zhao Qi without blinking, “Why did Your Majesty come personally?”

 

Zhao Qi kept a straight face, “I’m here to see you off.”

 

He Changzhou seemed very happy, “Your Majesty is not angry with me anymore?”

 

Zhao Qi pointed to his face, “Do I look like I’m not angry?”

 

He Changzhou just smiled.

 

Zhao Qi glanced at the horse behind He Changzhou, “Is this your horse?”

 

“Yes, its name is Xiao Hei.”

 

“…Seems you name things at the same level as I do. How does Xiao Hei compare to Maybe?”

 

He Changzhou said, “Maybe is like the legendary Red Hare horse, capable of traveling a thousand miles a day. Xiao Hei can’t compare.”

 

“Then I’ll lend you Maybe. Ride it to Xixia.”

 

He Changzhou smiled, “Thank you, Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi couldn’t help but say, “Stop smiling. If you keep smiling like that, people will think I’ve sent an idiot to the front lines.”

 

“Okay, I won’t smile.” He Changzhou stopped smiling, “From now on, I’ll only smile for Your Majesty.”

 

At this point, Zhao Qi couldn’t even get angry. He patted He Changzhou’s shoulder, “Brother, do well. Bring back some heads for me.”

 

He Changzhou solemnly cupped his fists, “I will obey.”

 

Zhao Qi nodded, “Alright, I’m leaving. Be careful on the road.”

 

He Changzhou called out to him, “Your Majesty.”

 

“What?”

 

“I’ll be gone for at least a month, maybe six months.” He Changzhou said shyly, “Can I hug Your Majesty before I go?”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated. Before, he would have hugged his good brother without hesitation. But now, after sharing a bed and confessing their feelings, such intimacy might not be appropriate.

 

Before Zhao Qi could respond, He Changzhou suddenly reached out and pulled him into an embrace.

 

Smelling the familiar scent of grass on He Changzhou, Zhao Qi resisted the urge to struggle.

 

Fortunately, He Changzhou soon let go, “Your Majesty, wait for my return.”

 

Zhao Qi didn’t give him any face, “I won’t wait. Now scram.”

 

He Changzhou burst into laughter, whipped his horse, grabbed the reins, and took one last look at Zhao Qi before galloping away, leaving a cloud of dust behind.

 

The next day, Chen Li reported the “real culprit” to the Western Xia envoys, detailing the “truth.” The Western Xia envoys had waited for seven days, only to be met with an insignificant servant, which infuriated them. They declared that this matter was far from over and demanded an audience with the Prime Minister and the Emperor. If not granted, they threatened to lead Western Xia’s cavalry to flatten Xi Zhou and march south.

 

However, no matter how much they raged, Xiao Shiqing and Zhao Qi ignored them, refusing to meet. After days of causing a commotion, the envoys received news that a 50,000-strong Great Jing army was pressing the border. They immediately quieted down and left in anger, taking the “culprit” with them.

 

One major issue weighing on Zhao Qi’s mind was finally half-resolved. As for the remaining half, it still lay in the Prince of Huai’s mansion in the capital.

 

After being in a coma for several days, Zhao Tong finally awoke. The imperial physician said he was no longer in mortal danger but needed good care to gradually expel the remaining poison.

 

Xiao Shiqing, however, remarked, “Imperial Physician Zhang, you are mistaken. Feng Gui is highly toxic; if the residual poison is not cleared, the Prince of Huai’s condition could relapse at any time.”

 

Imperial Physician Zhang repeatedly agreed.

 

“Go and tell the Prince of Huai that the Emperor is deeply concerned about his illness and plans to keep him in the capital for a few more days until the residual poison is cleared. Only then can he return to the northern border.”

 

Imperial Physician Zhang asked, “May I ask, Prime Minister, when will the residual poison be cleared?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied coldly, “When it’s time to be cleared, it will be cleared.”

 

Imperial Physician Zhang responded, “Understood, my lord.”

 

Zhao Qi also understood, “So, my brother plans to use this to detain Zhao Tong in the capital. I thought he would simply kill Zhao Tong to settle it once and for all.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “Do you think I don’t want to?”

 

“But…”

 

“Do you remember what Chen Li said last time?” Xiao Shiqing asked. “Zhao Tong has only been in charge of the northern border for a year, but he already has the people’s support. Killing him might cause a rebellion.”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “But isn’t there a 50,000-strong army stationed in the northern border?”

 

“Once there’s unrest, who can guarantee whether this army will quell the rebellion or assist it?”

 

Zhao Qi pondered, “That makes sense. By keeping Zhao Tong alive but not killing him, the northern border won’t act recklessly.”

 

This turn of events was unexpected for Zhao Qi. He originally thought that by reforming himself, Zhao Tong wouldn’t rebel like in the original story. War ultimately harms the common people, and Zhao Tong loves his people like his children and cares about the masses. How could he bear to rebel?

 

After a moment of contemplation, Xiao Shiqing said, “Your Majesty, the disaster in Huai Shui cannot be delayed any longer. I plan to personally go to Huai Shui to oversee the flood control and disaster relief efforts.”

 

Zhao Qi blinked, “So, I’ll stay in the capital and handle state affairs?” The thought made him a bit excited and a bit scared. Without Xiao Shiqing around, he would have no one to restrain him and could do whatever he wanted. However, he would also lose a major support; if he encountered a tricky situation, he wouldn’t know whom to ask for help.

 

Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow, “Your Majesty seems to like this arrangement?”

 

Zhao Qi vehemently denied, “No, no, that’s not it. Brother, don’t say that.”

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled, “You will go with me.”

 

Zhao Qi sheepishly replied, “Oh.” Suddenly, he thought of something and asked, “Do we have to pass through Cangzhou to get to Huai Shui?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Perfect,” Zhao Qi said happily, “I can take Rong Tang home along the way.”

 

Xiao Shiqing paused, “You want to send him out of the palace?”

 

“Yes, I promised him I wouldn’t keep him as a male concubine anymore.”

 

“And you are willing to let him go?”

 

“Yes, I am.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, seemingly in a good mood, “Then bring him along.”

 

The date for the southern tour was set for a month later, and the entire palace was busy preparing for it. As summer approached, it got hotter by the day. Zhao Qi, being a “delicate” modern person, dearly missed the days with air conditioning.

 

In the afternoon, the scorching sun baked the earth. Zhao Qi lay motionless on a bed with a cool mat, like a dried salted fish.

 

Jiang Dehai brought in a bowl of mung bean soup, “Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi lazily opened his eyes, “Hmm?”

 

“Drink some mung bean soup to cool off.”

 

Zhao Qi murmured, “I don’t want to move.”

 

“Shall I feed Your Majesty?”

 

Unwilling, Zhao Qi slowly sat up, “I’m old enough to drink soup by myself. Hand it over, I’ll drink it.”

 

Jiang Dehai looked uneasy, “Your Majesty doesn’t look well.”

 

“Ah, it’s the heat. It makes it hard to sleep and eat, which is why I hate summer.” Zhao Qi took a sip of the soup, and a sudden wave of nausea hit him. He tried to hold it back but couldn’t and vomited.

 

Jiang Dehai was terrified, “Your Majesty—”

 

Zhao Qi was even more shocked, “What the hell?! I just threw up!”

 

Previously, he had felt chest tightness and drowsiness, and now he was vomiting… Could he have a terminal illness?!

 

No, he didn’t want to die yet!

 

“Summon the imperial physician!” Zhao Qi shouted, “Quickly, summon the imperial physician!”

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Chapter 45 – I don’t trust you, you big pig’s hoof.

Zhao Qi nodded incessantly, “Yes.”

 

Xiao Shiqing, who never wasted words, asked again, “Not at all angry?”

 

That was still a bit, but how could I dare to say. “Not angry, not angry, brother is doing things for the sake of the overall situation. I’m grateful to you, why would I be angry.”

 

Xiao Shiqing was silent, his face as cold as frost, and the eunuchs serving in the palace were afraid to breathe. Those who had served in the Hall of Diligent Governance knew that Lord Prime Minister never shouted in anger, and more often than not, he remained silent, his expression difficult to read, but enough to intimidate.

 

Zhao Qi also noticed Xiao Shiqing’s displeasure. He grabbed the sleeve of Xiao Shiqing’s official robe and shook it, “Brother?”

 

Meeting Zhao Qi’s clear gaze, Xiao Shiqing suppressed the rising anger forcefully, “Are you hungry or not.”

 

　Zhao Qi hesitated for a moment, then said, “I’m hungry.”

 

　　”We had our meal at the Qinzhi Palace today,” Xiao Shiqing said, “The food is ready, let’s go.”

 

　　Zhao Qi asked, “What about the Prime Minister’s brother?”

 

　　”Do you want me to accompany you?”

 

　　”You’re asking like that, can I say no?” Zhao Qi replied, “Yes, brother.”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing nodded, “You go ahead, I’ll join you later.”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing called Jiang Dehai over and asked him to add a few more dishes. Jiang Dehai replied, “I’ll do it right away.”

 

　　”There’s one more thing.”

 

　　”Please command, Prime Minister.”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing glanced at the little emperor eagerly waiting for his meal by the table and asked, “What did He Changzhou say to the Emperor just now?”

 

　　Jiang Dehai hesitated, “Well…”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing smiled, “I know you’re loyal to the Emperor, but it’s nothing confidential that I’m asking. If you don’t tell me, I have other ways to find out.”

 

　　”Well, alright.” Jiang Dehai wiped his sweat, “To report to the Prime Minister, when I returned to Yonghua Palace, the Emperor was furious. Not only did he want to expel General He Changzhou, he also revoked his freedom to enter and leave the palace.”

 

　　A strange sense of annoyance came over Xiao Shiqing again. He said in a deep voice, “I see.”

 

　　Although the dishes were prepared under Xiao Shiqing’s orders, every dish was Zhao Qi’s favorite. Zhao Qi ate heartily while Xiao Shiqing barely touched his chopsticks, but he drank quite a bit of wine.

 

　　When Zhao Qi finally put down his chopsticks contentedly, Xiao Shiqing had a hint of alcohol on him, but his eyes towards Zhao Qi remained clear.

 

　　Under his scrutiny, Zhao Qi felt uneasy and stood up, saying, “I’ve finished eating, so I’ll…”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing set down his wine glass, “Sit.”

 

　　”Huh?”

 

　　”I said sit.”

 

　　Zhao Qi could only sit back down, “Is there something else, brother?”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing tapped his fingers on the table, even though he remained silent, his mood was palpably uneasy. After a while, he spoke, “He Changzhou was acting on my orders, deliberately getting close to you and gaining your trust.”

 

　　With his head lowered, Zhao Qi murmured, “I know.”

 

　　”In the case of Muyang Mountain, I used the Emperor as bait to lure out the snake.”

 

　　Zhao Qi’s voice grew even quieter, “Hmm.”

 

　　”I have done things far more extreme than He Changzhou. Why aren’t you angry? I was prepared for your anger.”

 

　　Maybe the young emperor would yell at him, cry and call him a bastard, or ignore him for days and nights… But nothing happened. The young emperor remained calm, understanding, and showed no signs of anger. This calmness and understanding disturbed Xiao Shiqing greatly, almost making him lose control.

 

　　But the young emperor smiled and said to him, “I’ve said it several times, I don’t blame you, really.”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing sneered, “Hmm,” and slammed his wine glass heavily on the table. The sound startled everyone present, though his voice remained low, dripping with unmistakable sarcasm, “The Emperor listens to me obediently indeed.”

 

　　Confused, Zhao Qi called out to him, “Brother?”

 

　　”If I let you continue keeping He Changzhou by your side, monitoring your every move, would you want that?” 

 

　　Zhao Qi stared blankly at Xiao Shiqing, completely unaware of where his anger was coming from. A nameless fury surged within him. He had been submissive to Xiao Shiqing, enduring everything. What else did Xiao Shiqing want?

 

　　Suddenly, Zhao Qi stood up abruptly, “I’m leaving, goodbye.”

 

　　”Where are you going?”

 

　　”Following the Prime Minister’s words, I’m going to find He Changzhou.” Zhao Qi said woodenly, “Then, I’ll stick with him all the time, even sleep together at night. That way, the Prime Minister can monitor my every move. Isn’t that great?”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing grabbed Zhao Qi’s wrist, “Are you daring to?”

 

　　Zhao Qi was almost laughing with anger, “Didn’t you put He Changzhou by my side? By doing this, I’m just fulfilling your wish, aren’t I?”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing tightened his grip on Zhao Qi’s wrist, “Let the past go. But in the future, if you dare to stick with another man day and night, even share a bed…”

 

　　Where did Zhao Qi find the courage? He confronted Xiao Shiqing head-on, “Prime Minister Xiao manages everything, including who I sleep with!”

 

　　”Exactly.”

 

　　… He nodded, he actually nodded! Xiao Shiqing controlled even this. How could he let He Changzhou sleep with him! Where was Xiao Shiqing when he was crying in bed!

 

　　Thinking of this, Zhao Qi said confidently, “You can’t control me at all.”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing smiled faintly, “Let’s give it a try.”

 

　　”Report!” A palace eunuch rushed in urgently, “Your Majesty, Prime Minister, urgent report from eight hundred miles west.”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing wouldn’t neglect state affairs. He let go of Zhao Qi’s wrist and said, “Present it.”

 

　　After reading the urgent report, Xiao Shiqing’s face grew even more serious, “Three days ago, Western Xia crossed the border, raided the border towns of Liang’an and Huifang, plundering countless livestock, gold, silver, and silk.”

 

　　Upon hearing this, Zhao Qi immediately put aside the petty matter just now, “Have the common people suffered casualties?”

 

　　”Several dozen dead, over a hundred injured.”

 

　　”This is outrageous!” Zhao Qi was furious, “It hasn’t even been seven days yet! Brother Prime Minister, let’s strike back, mobilize a hundred thousand elite troops to Western Xia, and go straight for their capital!”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing said, “The opportunity for battle hasn’t arrived yet, Your Majesty, please don’t act rashly.”

 

　　”When will the opportunity arrive?!” Zhao Qi was impassioned, “When they occupy the entire Western Xia?”

 

　　”Western Xia is only raiding for wealth, they haven’t occupied any cities. They simply want to pressure Dajing. Once the case is resolved, they will withdraw.”

 

　　”So the people of Western Xia died in vain?”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing poured a cup of tea and handed it to Zhao Qi, “Since ancient times, wars are fought not just with military strength, but with the strength of the people. With a wealthy country and peaceful people, ample provisions can ensure the army’s stability on the battlefield.”

 

　　Holding the teacup, Zhao Qi sounded impoverished, “In the end, it’s because the treasury is short of money.”

 

“Huainan has always been a heavy tax-paying region. In recent years, it has suffered repeated floods and the imperial tax revenue has plummeted by a quarter. For the current Da Jing, internal worries outweigh external threats.”

 

Zhao Qi felt a deep sense of powerlessness. “I understand the reasoning, but I’m really annoyed.”

 

Xiao Shiqing inexplicably commented, “You can get angry even at the Western Xia, but not at me.”

 

Zhao Qi was puzzled. “This is completely different, Lord Prime Minister! Why do you seem so eager for me to get angry? Such a strange request, I’ve never seen before. Fine, I’ll indulge you. Actually, even though I say I’m not angry, I am a bit.”

 

Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow slightly. “Oh?”

 

“I regard you as a teacher and a brother, but I didn’t expect you to treat me like an outsider, monitoring and using me, colluding with He Changzhou. It’s despicable.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s face turned cold.

 

“I have already revoked He Changzhou’s right to freely enter and exit the palace to ensure fairness. Therefore, I must also revoke the right of Lord Prime Minister… um, to freely enter and exit my private quarters. If you show up silently at my bedside in the middle of the night, it would scare anyone.”

 

After a brief silence, Xiao Shiqing chuckled softly. “Forget it, I was too hasty.”

 

Zhao Qi: “???”

 

“The past is done, I’ve acted as I did, nothing more to say. But from now on, I won’t use you anymore, nor will I place you in any possible danger.”

 

Zhao Qi thought to himself, “Yeah right, you old pig hoof.” “So, are you still having me watched?”

 

“No, I’m not,” Xiao Shiqing said without hesitation, “I’m monitoring personally.”

 

Zhao Qi felt that his Yonghua Palace was like a marketplace where pig hooves could come and go as they pleased, even stealing his vegetables… and his medicines. Where was the royal authority, where was the respect for the Emperor!

 

Feeling increasingly aggrieved, Zhao Qi decided to implement strict control over who could enter and leave Yonghua Palace. The next morning, when Xiao Shiqing sent an imperial servant to summon Zhao Qi to the Hall of Diligent Government for a discussion, the servant was turned away at the palace gates.

 

“Lord Prime Minister, the guards at Yonghua Palace asked the servant for the password. The servant couldn’t provide it, so they refused entry.”

 

Chen Li said, “Did you tell them you were sent by the Lord Prime Minister?”

 

“The servant did, but the guards said there’s an imperial decree stating that without the password, no one can enter.”

 

Chen Li looked at Xiao Shiqing. “Lord Prime Minister, what do you think…”

 

“Since we can’t bring the Emperor out, we’ll go in,” Xiao Shiqing said. “After Prince Huai enters the palace, take him directly to Yonghua Palace.”

 

Seeing Xiao Shiqing approaching, the palace guards hesitated whether to stop him or not. Just then, Xiao Shiqing asked, “Password?”

 

The guard stammered, “Friends come from afar?”

 

Chen Li said, “Isn’t that simple enough? It’s a joyous occasion!”

 

Xiao Shiqing sneered, “So this is how you play the usual cards.”

 

At this moment, Jiang Dehai returned from his trip and hurried over to greet Xiao Shiqing and the others. “I’ve seen the Lord Prime Minister and Master Chen.”

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “Is the Emperor awake?”

 

Jiang Dehai smiled, “The Emperor loves to sleep in. He’s probably still asleep now. Please, Lord Prime Minister and Master Chen, come inside. I’ll go wake up the Emperor.”

 

After Xiao Shiqing and Chen Li had finished their tea, Zhao Qi finally arrived lazily, half-squinting as he yawned, “Morning, brother.”

 

Chen Li pretended not to hear the “brother” and respectfully saluted, “Greetings, Your Majesty.”

 

Upon hearing Chen Li’s voice, Zhao Qi fully woke up. “Master Chen is here too? Has the matter of the Western Xia Prince finally been clarified?”

 

“Your Majesty, the two missing teacups have been found,” Chen Li replied.

 

The teacups were retrieved from the lake in the Imperial Garden. After the imperial physician examined them, no traces of any wrongdoing related to the Phoenix Return Road were found on them. However, this did not prove anything, as the teacups had been soaking in the lake for so long that any evidence inside would have been washed away by the water. But the key point was, if there was nothing suspicious in the teacups, why were they abandoned in the river?

 

“I have summoned Prince Huai into the palace in the name of the Emperor,” Xiao Shiqing said.

 

Zhao Qi sighed, “So it really is him. But what about his motive?”

 

“Once the court becomes deeply entangled with Western Xia, it will naturally neglect the control of the northern border. If both sides engage in war, even if the court wins, it will be greatly weakened. Unless necessary, there will be no military action for three to five years, which gives him plenty of time,” Xiao Shiqing calmly explained. “Although there is no evidence, I can assert that Prince Huai has long harbored rebellious intentions.”

 

Chen Li sighed worriedly. “The legitimate Prince is yet to rebel, but Prince Huai…”

 

Zhao Qi was also quite frustrated. The original Zhao Tong had lofty ambitions and a deep sense of righteousness. Even when he rebelled, it was to rid the world of a tyrant for the sake of the people. But now that he was no longer a tyrant, Zhao Tong treated him with courtesy. Why would he still rebel?

 

“Your Majesty, Lord Prime Minister,” Chen Li said, “I have heard that in just one year in the northern border, Prince Huai has gained deep popularity among the people. The northern border is far from the capital, and the common people know only Prince Huai’s mansion, not the court. Now that Prince Huai is suspected of killing the Western Xia prince, it is a good opportunity to eliminate a major threat. I suggest that Your Majesty acts in accordance with justice, handing him over to Western Xia for disposal, seizing the opportunity to reclaim the fief, and appointing a reliable person to lead the northern border.”

 

Xiao Shiqing remained silent, not expressing his opinion. Zhao Qi harbored doubts. “But the existing evidence is not yet sufficient.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said lightly, “Do you think those two teacups were really retrieved from the lake?”

 

Zhao Qi was stunned.

 

Chen Li glanced at Xiao Shiqing and only spoke after seeing him nod. “Your Majesty, I searched the entire palace and did not find those teacups. The two you saw were newly made by order of the Lord Prime Minister.”

 

Zhao Qi was astonished. Could it really be done like this?

 

Chen Li continued, “As long as the court insists, even if Prince Huai denies it, Western Xia will only think he’s resisting.”

 

Xiao Shiqing slowly said, “If Prince Huai is not dealt with today, it will become a major problem. Now that Your Majesty’s actions are justified, if Prince Huai is disloyal and unjust first, and Your Majesty abandons him later, it will stop all criticisms from the world and will not fall into the name of fratricide.”

 

At this moment, Jiang Dehai hurried forward to report, “Your Majesty, Lord Prime Minister, there’s news from Prince Huai’s mansion. He suddenly fell seriously ill and couldn’t get up. The palace physician was called to attend to him and diagnosed him with Phoenix Return Poisoning. Luckily, it hasn’t progressed deeply enough to cause immediate death, but he’s in critical condition.”

 

Zhao Qi and Chen Li were both taken aback, but Xiao Shiqing chuckled. “Well, he’s quite something.”

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Chapter 44 – I will just watch you guys flip over.

Zhao Qi stood still, feeling a slight chill in his heart.

 

He Changzhou was the first person who didn’t care about his “past” as the Dog Emperor and showed genuine kindness towards him. Although Zhao Qi wasn’t ecstatic, he couldn’t help but feel pleased. He accepted He Changzhou as a brother right away, treating him sincerely and granting him the freedom to enter and exit the palace at will, ensuring they could always find each other. Even if He Changzhou had tricked him before, Zhao Qi wasn’t truly angry at him. He felt that He Changzhou was a brother deserving at least ninety points, if not a hundred.

 

He never expected He Changzhou’s kindness and goodwill towards him were all fake.

 

Argh! This makes me so angry!

 

In the hall, Xiao Shiqing lifted his eyelids lazily and said, “Not bad.”

 

He Changzhou smiled and continued, “Several months ago, when the Empress Dowager went to Mount Muyang to pray for blessings, you deliberately let the potential assassins go free in the Forbidden Mountain, and when the assassin infiltrated the Muyang Temple, you turned a blind eye to the Emperor’s safety—”

 

Zhao Qi was still immersed in anger over the false friendship when he heard this and wasn’t particularly surprised. During their time at Mount Muyang, he and Xiao Shiqing had a relationship based on mutual exploitation. It was entirely in line with Xiao Shiqing’s character to do such things. Even now, if Xiao Shiqing continued to use him, he wouldn’t…

 

But he would still feel uncomfortable. He had thought their relationship had progressed significantly from the past, but now it seemed he was just being naive.

 

Xiao Shiqing, cold-hearted and ambitious, prioritized his own interests and valued victory above all else. Serious discussions about feelings with him would undoubtedly end in defeat.

 

Fortunately, Zhao Qi woke up in time.

 

Xiao Shiqing smirked, “I’ll ask you directly, did anything happen to the Emperor in the end?”

 

“No,” He Changzhou answered promptly, “But as I told you before, in any situation, accidents can happen that no one can guarantee against.”

 

“I can,” Xiao Shiqing declared.

 

He Changzhou chuckled, “Prime Minister speaks with great confidence.”

 

“If you didn’t believe in me, why did you agree to this plan in the first place?” Xiao Shiqing’s eyes narrowed with cunning. “By your own admission, you didn’t seem to care much about the Emperor’s safety at that time.”

 

He Changzhou fell silent for a long time before speaking again with a hint of tremor in his voice, “I regret it.”

 

Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow.

 

Taking a deep breath, He Changzhou continued, “Later, I often thought about that day. If things hadn’t gone as you expected, if the Emperor had been hurt…”

 

“Stop thinking about it.” Xiao Shiqing interrupted him. “With me around, nothing will happen to him.”

 

He Changzhou mocked, “On the contrary, with you around, he is most at risk.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes grew cold, faintly revealing a hint of hostility.

 

He Changzhou tightened his grip on the sword hilt and restrained himself. “I don’t know why you did that in front of me…”

 

He paused for a moment before continuing, “No matter what you intend to use him for, this time I won’t compromise again. Even if he’s not under your control now, even if he is, I might still be able to outcompete you.”

 

Suddenly, Xiao Shiqing smiled and clapped his hands appreciatively. “Indeed, General Hei, your spirit is admirable. But let me ask you this, what do you have to compete with me?”

 

With that, Xiao Shiqing stood up. He and He Changzhou were of similar height but exuded vastly different auras. One was sharp and domineering, the other handsome and proud, making the air around them seem heavy.

 

“The Emperor?” Chen Li’s voice sounded from behind. “Your Majesty, I come to pay my respects.”

 

Upon hearing the voice, both men in the hall’s atmosphere changed. Zhao Qi’s thoughts returned, and he saw Chen Li kneeling before him. He stuttered, “R-rise, rise.”

 

Anxious and torn, Zhao Qi hesitated. Before they could speak, Xiao Shiqing and He Changzhou had already walked out. Without waiting for them to speak, Zhao Qi took a step back. “Um, I have something to attend to, so I’ll…”

 

As Zhao Qi finished speaking and attempted to leave, he was caught off guard as He Changzhou grabbed his wrist with a grip so strong it felt like he could crush his bones.

 

Unaware of the truth, Chen Li said, “Is Your Majesty leaving already? I’ve just discovered a crucial lead on the case of the Crown Prince of Western Xia and was about to report it to Your Majesty and the Prime Minister.”

 

Before Zhao Qi could speak, He Changzhou said, “You can tell the Prime Minister.”

 

With that, he pulled Zhao Qi away briskly.

 

“Ah…” With his long legs and martial arts prowess, He Changzhou quickly outpaced Jiang Dehai and the others. Zhao Qi could only jog to keep up with him. Glancing back at Xiao Shiqing, Zhao Qi met his gaze, which seemed deeply troubled and chaotic.

 

He Changzhou moved swiftly, and soon they returned to Yonghua before stopping.

 

Exhausted like a dog, Zhao Qi collapsed into a chair. “Water, bring me water!”

 

The servant hurriedly handed him tea, and Zhao Qi drank three cups in one go. He Changzhou stood by, looking like a child who had done something wrong. “Your Majesty…”

 

As Zhao Qi’s heartbeat gradually calmed down, he glanced at He Changzhou and was about to curse at him, but then noticed He Changzhou’s eyes were slightly red.

 

Zhao Qi blinked in confusion. “Hey… I didn’t even cry, why are your eyes red?”

 

He Changzhou knelt on one knee, hands on the chair’s armrest, staring into Zhao Qi’s eyes. “Did you hear everything?”

 

Zhao Qi nodded.

 

He Changzhou pursed his lips. “Then, Your Majesty, scold me.”

 

Zhao Qi: “…”

 

“Or hit me, bite me, anything,” He Changzhou’s voice was hoarse, “just don’t ignore me.”

 

After a moment of hesitation, Zhao Qi asked, “Are you the spy Xiao Shiqing placed by my side?”

 

He Changzhou, knowing his guilt, still defended himself, “I wasn’t placed as a ‘spy’. He wanted me to get close to you, to figure out why your temperament suddenly changed.”

 

Zhao Qi said expressionlessly, “Is there a difference? He Changzhou, I asked you before, why is it that everyone else avoids me, dislikes me, fears me, but only you are willing to get close to me? Tell me, you just returned to the capital, you might not be clear about palace affairs—do you remember?”

 

He Changzhou murmured softly, “I remember.”

 

Zhao Qi chuckled self-deprecatingly, “Actually, you know it all. You know I’m an incompetent ruler. Deep down, you look down on me. Xiao Shiqing even has to force himself to be my friend. It must have been hard for you.”

 

He Changzhou’s gaze suddenly sharpened, “Your Majesty is right. I do find it quite difficult.”

 

Zhao Qi felt an urge to cough up blood. Was this response too decisive?

 

“Then you don’t have to endure anymore,” Zhao Qi said coldly. “I want to sever our friendship!”

 

He Changzhou replied without hesitation, “No.”

 

“What use is your ‘no’!”

 

He Changzhou was pushed to his limit and raised his voice, “Your Majesty, perhaps I had ulterior motives when I first approached you, but later on, how I’ve treated you—don’t you know in your heart?”

 

Zhao Qi thought for a moment and grew even angrier, “Are you still daring to bring up ‘later’? What about that night at the palace banquet? Do I need to remind you of what you did to me? Get out, get far away! These months of friendship and time spent together were all a mistake!”

 

Tears welled up in Zhao Qi’s eyes. Seeing him like this shattered He Changzhou’s heart. He spoke softly, “Your Majesty…”

 

The more Zhao Qi thought about it, the angrier he became. He accused, “You’ve done wrong, yet you dare to shout at me. You shouted at me! Even my mother hasn’t shouted at me!”

 

He Changzhou felt helpless, reaching out to wipe Zhao Qi’s tears, but Zhao Qi evaded his touch repeatedly. Finally, He Changzhou simply pulled him into an embrace. “I didn’t shout at you. I just raised my voice a bit. I didn’t mean to shout at you.”

 

Zhao Qi struggled in his arms, but He Changzhou held him firmly. “Let go!”

 

“I won’t.”

 

“I feel suffocated…”

 

Only then did He Changzhou release him. “Are you still angry, Your Majesty?”

 

Ignoring him, Zhao Qi called for someone.

 

Jiang Dehai, who had just returned to the palace, entered and asked, “Your Majesty?”

 

“From today onwards, revoke He Changzhou’s right to freely enter and exit the palace,” Zhao Qi said. “He Changzhou, if you dare to sneak into the palace again, I will enforce palace regulations.”

 

He Changzhou was extremely discontented, but he maintained a calm tone as best he could. “Your Majesty, are you only angry at me?”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “What do you mean?”

 

“Isn’t Xiao Shiqing more outrageous than me? Why aren’t you angry at him?”

 

Without hesitation, Zhao Qi replied, “That’s Xiao Shiqing. Even if he were to betray me, it would be expected. What he does is of little consequence.”

 

He Changzhou was stunned for a moment before slowly saying, “Are you angry at me because you consider me one of your own? What about Xiao Shiqing… Are you afraid of him?”

 

“That’s nonsense. I’ve told you to leave several times. Why are you still here?” Zhao Qi snapped. “Jiang Dehai, what are you waiting for?”

 

Jiang Dehai stepped forward, deeply troubled. “General He, His Majesty is still upset. Please don’t defy his wishes. When His Majesty calms down, you can come and appease him.”

 

He Changzhou sighed and bowed respectfully. “I take my leave.”

 

Despite feeling extremely frustrated, Zhao Qi still had the case of the Crown Prince of Western Xia on his mind. “Let’s return to the Hall of Diligent Governance.”

 

As Zhao Qi returned, Chen Li was in the midst of speaking, paused, and bowed to him. Xiao Shiqing stood up, his expression unchanged as usual, as if the earlier turmoil had been an illusion. He nodded slightly, “Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi waved his hand dismissively, “No need for formalities. Chen Li, please continue.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said to Chen Li, “Start from the beginning.”

 

“Yes,” Chen Li replied. “Your Majesty, I have found the palace maid who served tea to Prince Huainan that day. She said she left after serving the tea and did not retrieve the teacups afterwards. I have also checked the teacups from the Tea Supervision Bureau and indeed found two missing. I have ordered a search in the palace grounds to find these missing teacups as evidence.”

 

Zhao Qi added, “Also search in the lake.”

 

“As you command.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “You may leave.”

 

After Chen Li departed, Zhao Qi asked, “With the investigation up to this point, it’s clear who is most suspicious. Prime Minister, should we summon Prince Huai for questioning?”

 

Xiao Shiqing fixed his gaze on Zhao Qi. “What does Your Majesty wish to ask?”

 

“Well, there are questions, but let’s deal with Prince Huai first…”

 

Xiao Shiqing interrupted sternly, “I mean between you and me.”

 

After a moment’s thought, Zhao Qi said, “Has anyone from the Breakwater Manor been captured?”

 

Xiao Shiqing grunted in affirmation.

 

“That’s good,” Zhao Qi managed a smile. “In the future, if there are similar matters, Prime Minister, feel free to speak directly. I will cooperate with you.”

 

Xiao Shiqing remarked, “You’re angry.”

 

“Not at all,” Zhao Qi chuckled. “How could I dare to be angry with you, Prime Minister?”

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled lightly, “You don’t even call me ‘brother’ anymore, and you say you’re not angry.”

 

Without realizing the change in how he addressed Xiao Shiqing, Zhao Qi said, “Really, I’m not. I only get angry with Changzhou, not with my brother.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s expression cooled, his voice icy. “Is that so.”

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Chapter 43 – I take it as my duty not to change my mind.

 

Rong Tang’s complexion had indeed improved significantly, with color returning to his lips and his cheeks no longer sunken and gray as before. Zhao Qi was genuinely happy for him, his smile unconsciously spreading as he said, “I came to the harem for a stroll and thought I’d drop by to see you.”

 

Rong Tang asked, “Who else did you drop by to see?”

 

Zhao Qi sat opposite him and said, “No one else. I came to catch a thief.”

 

Rong Tang raised an eyebrow, “A thief?”

 

Now Zhao Qi was certain that He Changzhou was a scoundrel, which naturally ruled out Rong Tang as a suspect. He continued, confident that the dignified Rong Tang wouldn’t engage in lewd talk like “spreading legs” or “flowing like water” in bed.

 

Since Rong Tang was no longer a suspect, and Zhao Qi was at ease, he had Jiang Dehai recount the theft of medicines from the Yonghua Palace to Rong Tang in detail.

 

“Under orders, we searched every palace and corner, but the stolen Changxisi medicine was nowhere to be found,” Jiang Dehai reported. “Considering the medicine’s effects, His Majesty suspects the thief might be a beauty in the harem, willing to do anything for favor.”

 

Rong Tang pondered for a moment and asked, “Have all places been thoroughly searched?”

 

“Yes, except for the Cian Palace. We’ve practically turned the entire imperial palace upside down,” Jiang Dehai replied.

 

Rong Tang inquired further, “Have there been body searches?”

 

Jiang Dehai nodded firmly, “Yes.”

 

“And what about the searchers themselves?” Rong Tang pressed.

 

Jiang Dehai hesitated, “Well…”

 

Zhao Qi suddenly realized, “Are you saying someone is stealing from under their own guard?”

 

Rong Tang nodded slightly, “It’s a possibility.”

 

“Damn it!” Zhao Qi slammed the table hard. In his anger, he hit the corner of the table with his hand, causing a sharp pain that made him yelp and scrunch up his face in pain.

 

Jiang Dehai panicked, “Is Your Majesty’s dragon claw alright?”

 

Zhao Qi grimaced, “I’m… fine.” Other emperors could shake the Nine Provinces with their wrath, but here he was, unable to even handle a table properly. It seemed he couldn’t follow the path of dignity.

 

Rong Tang reached out, “Let me see.”

 

Without hesitation, Zhao Qi placed his hand in Rong Tang’s palm. Rong Tang’s hand was as immaculate as he was, cool to the touch, untouched by the world.

 

He gently massaged Zhao Qi’s hand back, asking, “Does it hurt?”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head, “Not anymore.”

 

Just then, Jin Ning brought tea. Rong Tang instructed, “Bring some medicine.”

 

Jiang Dehai asked, “Master Rong, you have medicine here?”

 

Rong Tang replied calmly, “I’ve become quite the doctor. There’s less medicine in Zuishuzhai than in the imperial hospital.”

 

While waiting for the medicine, Zhao Qi tried to withdraw his hand. But as soon as he moved, Rong Tang said, “Don’t move.”

 

“Oh…” Zhao Qi curled his fingers, unsure where to place his hand. He couldn’t help but think it was awkward, two grown men holding hands like this.

 

Jin Ning brought the medicinal oil. Rong Tang poured it into his hand and gently rubbed it into Zhao Qi’s bruise. The scent of the oil filled the room, and the pain made Zhao Qi wrinkle his nose, “Gently… please.”

 

Rong Tang persisted, “If the bruise isn’t treated now, it’ll hurt even more tomorrow.”

 

Zhao Qi couldn’t help but hiss in pain. Rong Tang looked up at him and asked, “Would you like something sweet?”

 

“Huh?” Zhao Qi licked his lips, “Sure, do you have something sweet?”

 

Without warning, Rong Tang’s face leaned closer, his lips soft and carrying a hint of medicinal fragrance.

 

Zhao Qi was stunned, eyes wide like copper bells, shooting out a lightning bolt… of panic.

 

Jiang Dehai reacted swiftly, covering his eyes and turning away, silently praying: Lord Prime Minister, I didn’t see anything!

 

Rong Tang’s kiss was brief, like a dragonfly touching the water’s surface, yet it left Zhao Qi utterly flustered.

 

Though Rong Tang had kissed him that drunken night before, even biting his lip, Zhao Qi remembered nothing of it. Now, Rong Tang had kissed him while he was sober—effectively taking his first kiss.

 

He, Zhao Qi, a straight-laced man who prided himself on being unyielding, could overlook drunken escapades and bed-sharing with good friends. But losing his first kiss to another man? How could he, a straight-laced man, face his comrades?

 

No—he couldn’t accept it! A mere brush of lips didn’t count as a first kiss; it had to involve tongues!

 

Zhao Qi’s expression froze like a statue, while inside, turmoil raged like a stampede of horses. Meanwhile, the culprit behind this chaos continued to apply the medicine, and finally remarked, “Your hand is sweating.”

 

Zhao Qi snapped out of his daze, swiftly pulling his hand away. “It’s the weather, too hot!”

 

Rong Tang smiled faintly, “Hmm.”

 

There was only one meaning to a kiss on the lips. Today, they were both sober, with no alcohol or medicine involved, yet Rong Tang had kissed him. Zhao Qi found it hard to continue being naive.

 

He didn’t have Rong Tang’s knack for subtlety. “Rong Tang, I…” Zhao Qi began.

 

Rong Tang silently watched him, his eyes reflecting Zhao Qi’s image.

 

Suddenly, Zhao Qi couldn’t find the words to continue. He paused, opting for a more indirect approach, “I’ve been indulging in wine and women, neglecting state affairs, and doing many foolish things, especially to you. So now that I’ve awakened, the person I most want to make amends to is you.”

“Hmm.”

 

　　”I still mean what I said. I’ll do my best to satisfy your wishes. You can leave the palace anytime you want. If you wish to go home, I’ll find time to accompany you. If you prefer to stay in the capital and serve, any official position I can influence is yours to choose.” Zhao Qi stared at his hands, his voice growing softer. “But none of this has to do with romance. It’s all because of… my guilt towards you.”

 

　　Zhao Qi believed he had made his rejection clear. Surely someone as smart as Rong Tang would understand. He braced himself for Rong Tang’s anger, but instead, Rong Tang merely asked, “Is Your Majesty finished?”

 

　　Rong Tang’s tone remained calm, without a ripple of emotion. Could it be that he had misunderstood things? Did Rong Tang not have those feelings for him? That would actually be a relief.

 

　　Zhao Qi nodded hesitantly. “Yes, I’m finished.”

 

　　Rong Tang continued, “Those involved are often confused, while bystanders see clearly. Sometimes, the one who can’t see your intentions clearly is yourself.”

 

　　Confused, Zhao Qi said, “No, I’m quite sure I don’t have those feelings for you.”

 

　　There was a hint of chill in Rong Tang’s eyes. Zhao Qi’s words had stirred up a storm of emotions in him, heavy and oppressive.

 

　　Only now did Zhao Qi realize how blunt he had been. Feeling uneasy, he asked, “Rong Tang?”

 

　　Rong Tang closed his eyes briefly, and when he opened them again, his expression had cleared considerably. “Back then, you called my name.”

 

　　Now even more bewildered, Zhao Qi asked, “When was that?”

 

　　”So I don’t believe what you’re saying now.”

 

　　”What??? Is there a place to recharge IQ? I need a hundred thousand units!”

 

　　Suddenly, Rong Tang gripped Zhao Qi’s wrist. “It took me a long time to understand my own feelings. How much longer do you think it would take for yours?”

 

　　The oddness of this statement puzzled Zhao Qi. “All I want is to be alone…”

 

　　Rong Tang pressed a finger to Zhao Qi’s lips to silence him, while his other hand slipped between Zhao Qi’s fingers, their hands intertwining. “I told you, I’ll wait for you,” Rong Tang said. “Hopefully, I won’t have to wait too long.”

 

　　Zhao Qi could only smile wryly. In just a few days, he had rejected two people—one who didn’t believe he was straight, and one who didn’t believe he didn’t like him. What a mess this was.

 

　　”Alright,” Zhao Qi gave up struggling. “I have state affairs to attend to. I should head back.” Being emperor had its perks; when you wanted to leave, you could always use the universal excuse of “urgent state matters” and no one could stop you.

 

　　Rong Tang let go of his hand. “Hmm.”

 

　　As Zhao Qi reached the door, something occurred to him. He turned back and asked, “Rong Tang, has anyone from the Ministry of Justice approached you?”

 

　　Rong Tang replied, “No. However, Prime Minister Xiao personally came to see me.”

 

　　”Regarding the Crown Prince of Western Xia, right?”

 

　　”That’s part of it.”

 

　　Curious, Zhao Qi asked, “What’s the other part?”

 

　　Rong Tang simply said, “It’s better if Your Majesty doesn’t know.”

 

　　Realizing further inquiry was futile, Zhao Qi said, “What about the Crown Prince of Western Xia…”

 

　　”On the day of the palace banquet, Prince Huai did request two cups of sobering tea from a palace maid,” Rong Tang answered without being asked, “and he drank one of them.”

 

　　”You drank the other one?”

 

　　Rong Tang shook his head. “That day, I only took a few sips and did not finish the tea.”

 

　　Something clicked in Zhao Qi’s mind. “Then where did the remaining cup go?”

 

　　”For that, you’ll have to ask the supervisor of tea affairs.”

 

　　Leaving the Library of Drunken Books, Zhao Qi was in a bad mood, staring at his feet without paying attention, nearly running into a tree until Jiang Dehai spoke up: “Your Majesty, be careful!”

 

　　Zhao Qi halted, sighed, and asked, “Lao Jiang, why do you think Rong Tang doesn’t believe that I don’t like him?”

 

　　Jiang Dehai replied, “Your Majesty has cherished Master Rong for so long. Now that you say you don’t like him, no one, not even Lao Nu, believes it.”

 

　　Zhao Qi pinched Jiang Dehai fiercely, “The tears shed today are all because of the stubbornness of the past.”

 

　　”Your Majesty, forgive me for speaking bluntly, but if Master Rong truly likes Your Majesty, why push him away?”

 

　　Zhao Qi pinched another strand of Jiang Dehai’s hair, “Who said I want to start a harem? In the future, I only want one empress.”

 

　　Jiang Dehai covered his head, “Even if Your Majesty wants to be with one person for a lifetime, the Empress Dowager will not agree.”

 

　　”Let’s discuss this later. The immediate task is to cut the tangle quickly and make Master Rong give up on me as soon as possible.”

 

　　Jiang Dehai didn’t understand, “Why, Your Majesty?”

 

　　Zhao Qi pinched Jiang Dehai’s hair again, “I can’t keep him hanging, delaying his search for true love.”

 

　　”But, Your Majesty, Master Rong is still ill. He’s finally showing signs of improvement. If Your Majesty hurts his heart again…”

 

　　The more Zhao Qi thought about it, the more he felt a headache coming on. “Ah, the spring wind of the broken sleeve is blowing all over the place. Forget it, let’s not talk about this. What about the Prime Minister?”

 

　　”At this hour, the Prime Minister should be in the Diligent Government Hall.”

 

　　Zhao Qi went directly to the Diligent Government Hall, intending to discuss the case of the Crown Prince of Western Xia with Xiao Shiqing.

 

　　The palace attendant guarding outside was about to announce him when Zhao Qi stopped him and asked, “Who’s inside?”

 

　　”Your Majesty, Prime Minister and General He are discussing matters.”

 

　　”Just the two of them?”

 

　　”Yes.”

 

　　Zhao Qi found it strange that Xiao Shiqing and He Changzhou were discussing matters alone. Could it be about going to war with Western Xia? Why wasn’t he summoned then, especially when he still had half of the tiger tally in his hand!

 

　　Entering the hall, Zhao Qi saw Xiao Shiqing seated in his usual place, a faint smile playing on his lips. He Changzhou stood leaning against a pillar, holding a sword, his back to Zhao Qi, so Zhao Qi couldn’t see his expression.

 

　　Just as Zhao Qi was about to speak, he heard He Changzhou say, “Initially, Prime Minister suspected Your Majesty harbored ambitions and ordered me to approach you deliberately, to test the waters. Does Prime Minister still remember this?”

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What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 42 – I am innocent.

Zhao Qi was completely bewildered, but he knew he had to heed the Prime Minister’s brother’s words, or there would be serious consequences.

 

Zhao Qi obediently parted his lips. Xiao Shiqing smiled in satisfaction, leaning slightly forward to block others’ view, then passionately kissed Zhao Qi on the lips.

 

“Brother—mm—” Zhao Qi’s lips were bitten painfully, his breath stolen away. Embarrassing sounds escaped through his clenched teeth, faint yet audible to everyone present.

 

He Changzhou stood frozen, his face terribly pale, glaring hatefully at Xiao Shiqing, wishing he could tear him apart.

 

Xiao Jinzi was both shocked and fearful, trembling silently. Even Jiang Dehai, who had been in the palace for decades and considered himself knowledgeable, kept his head low, avoiding eye contact with the trio. Only the secret guards of the Tianji Camp remained composed as ever.

 

As Zhao Qi felt suffocated, Xiao Shiqing finally lifted his head. Zhao Qi went limp from the kiss, any clarity left drowned in Xiao Shiqing’s overwhelming presence. Xiao Shiqing lifted him up, Zhao Qi instinctively reaching out and gripping his shoulders.

 

Xiao Shiqing glanced at He Changzhou with undisguised disdain. “Learned your lesson?”

 

He Changzhou’s chest heaved violently, his eyes burning like they might shed blood. Every action and word from Xiao Shiqing felt sharper than enemy blades on the battlefield, piercing his heart mercilessly.

 

Before He Changzhou could reply, Xiao Shiqing carried Zhao Qi out, followed by the silent guards.

 

The Yonghua Palace fell into silence. He Changzhou remained unresponsive for a while. Jiang Dehai approached tentatively, softly calling, “General?”

 

He Changzhou remained silent, his once lively and straightforward demeanor completely gone. He looked at his hands, then abruptly stormed out.

 

When Xiao Shiqing carried Zhao Qi back to Haiyan Hall, Zhao Qi was already asleep in his arms, his breath faintly smelling of alcohol.

 

Xiao Shiqing dismissed the eunuchs and palace maids, leaving only the two of them in the hall. “Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi lay sprawled on the bed, half awake at Xiao Shiqing’s call, opening his eyes just a slit.

 

“Take off your clothes before sleeping,” Xiao Shiqing instructed.

 

Zhao Qi seemed not to understand, hesitating for a moment before closing his eyes again.

 

Xiao Shiqing sat by the bed, methodically undoing the dragon robe on Zhao Qi’s body. Halfway through, Zhao Qi suddenly turned over, the robe slipping off his arm, revealing a fair shoulder.

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes darkened as he traced the bite mark on Zhao Qi’s shoulder, his voice hoarse. “Servant.”

 

A eunuch entered respectfully. “Prime Minister.”

 

“Prepare the bath. His Majesty wishes to bathe.”

 

The next morning, Zhao Qi woke alone in bed, his head pounding from a hangover. He gently tapped his head and muttered, “Lao Jiang, what time is it?”

 

The room was eerily quiet, no one answered him.

 

Opening one eye, Zhao Qi saw dim morning light filling the room, devoid of any figures. He called out again, “Lao Jiang? Xiao Jinzi?”

 

A figure approached against the light. “Awake?”

 

The man’s face was in shadow, but Zhao Qi recognized the voice instantly, burning it into memory. “Brother?”

 

“Mm.”

 

Glancing around, Zhao Qi suddenly felt as though he were under a spell. “This isn’t my bedchamber… Why am I here?”

 

Xiao Shiqing remained silent for a moment, then coolly replied, “Forgot again?”

 

Confused, Zhao Qi asked, “‘Again’?”

 

Xiao Shiqing inquired, “Why did you drink so much last night?”

 

Slowly recalling some details, Zhao Qi casually fabricated a reason, “I was troubled by state affairs and sought solace in wine.” He watched Xiao Shiqing closely as he spoke.

 

Xiao Shiqing reached out, and Zhao Qi instinctively flinched back. Xiao Shiqing narrowed his eyes. “Why are you avoiding me now, when you seemed to enjoy it before?”

 

“Eh?”

 

“Come here.”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated before moving closer, feigning nonchalance. “Brother wouldn’t hit me, right? Haha.”

 

“No.” Xiao Shiqing reached to tuck a loose strand of Zhao Qi’s hair behind his ear, but after several failed attempts, he let it drop.

 

Unable to watch anymore, Zhao Qi said, “Brother, no need to trouble yourself. I’ll have Xiao Jinzi help me with my hair later.”

 

Xiao Shiqing suggested, “Or I could help you?”

 

“Better not,” Zhao Qi replied, “With brother’s skills, I might end up bald.” Between managing household and state affairs, his hair had been thinning.

 

Xiao Shiqing muttered, “… Fool.”

 

Zhao Qi smiled outwardly, inwardly cursing, “What a moron.”

 

Seemingly fixated on Zhao Qi’s hair, Xiao Shiqing gently ruffled it and said, “There’s nothing to worry about. If my guess is right, we’ll soon solve the case of the Prince of Western Xia.”

 

Zhao Qi seized on the point. “Brother, have you made a breakthrough?”

 

“If I think it, it will come.”

 

Zhao Qi didn’t quite understand. Xiao Shiqing explained, “The deadline of seven days is almost upon us. Regardless of the final outcome, we must provide an explanation to Western Xia. The veracity of this explanation is irrelevant; what matters is that it silences Western Xia.”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated, “So, Prime Minister wants to find a scapegoat. Isn’t that unfair to the scapegoat, who is innocent?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied coolly, “Some people are destined to die. In that case, it’s better to make their deaths meaningful.”

 

Shaking his head, Zhao Qi couldn’t agree. But he knew this wasn’t an era of equality; imperial authority trumped all, and he lacked the ability to lead Great Jing toward a republic. “There are still a few days left,” he said, “I don’t believe with so many intelligent people, we can’t find the real culprit!”

 

Xiao Shiqing neither affirmed nor denied, saying, “Court awaits.”

 

“Oh,” Zhao Qi pushed aside the covers, noticing he wore different inner clothes from yesterday’s. Belatedly realizing he felt remarkably refreshed, he exclaimed, “Someone helped me bathe, didn’t they?”

 

Zhao Qi was completely bewildered, but he knew he had to heed the Prime Minister’s brother’s words, or there would be serious consequences.

 

Zhao Qi obediently parted his lips. Xiao Shiqing smiled in satisfaction, leaning slightly forward to block others’ view, then passionately kissed Zhao Qi on the lips.

 

“Brother—mm—” Zhao Qi’s lips were bitten painfully, his breath stolen away. Embarrassing sounds escaped through his clenched teeth, faint yet audible to everyone present.

 

He Changzhou stood frozen, his face terribly pale, glaring hatefully at Xiao Shiqing, wishing he could tear him apart.

 

Xiao Jinzi was both shocked and fearful, trembling silently. Even Jiang Dehai, who had been in the palace for decades and considered himself knowledgeable, kept his head low, avoiding eye contact with the trio. Only the secret guards of the Tianji Camp remained composed as ever.

 

As Zhao Qi felt suffocated, Xiao Shiqing finally lifted his head. Zhao Qi went limp from the kiss, any clarity left drowned in Xiao Shiqing’s overwhelming presence. Xiao Shiqing lifted him up, Zhao Qi instinctively reaching out and gripping his shoulders.

 

Xiao Shiqing glanced at He Changzhou with undisguised disdain. “Learned your lesson?”

 

He Changzhou’s chest heaved violently, his eyes burning like they might shed blood. Every action and word from Xiao Shiqing felt sharper than enemy blades on the battlefield, piercing his heart mercilessly.

 

Before He Changzhou could reply, Xiao Shiqing carried Zhao Qi out, followed by the silent guards.

 

The Yonghua Palace fell into silence. He Changzhou remained unresponsive for a while. Jiang Dehai approached tentatively, softly calling, “General?”

 

He Changzhou remained silent, his once lively and straightforward demeanor completely gone. He looked at his hands, then abruptly stormed out.

 

When Xiao Shiqing carried Zhao Qi back to Haiyan Hall, Zhao Qi was already asleep in his arms, his breath faintly smelling of alcohol.

 

Xiao Shiqing dismissed the eunuchs and palace maids, leaving only the two of them in the hall. “Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi lay sprawled on the bed, half awake at Xiao Shiqing’s call, opening his eyes just a slit.

 

“Take off your clothes before sleeping,” Xiao Shiqing instructed.

 

Zhao Qi seemed not to understand, hesitating for a moment before closing his eyes again.

 

Xiao Shiqing sat by the bed, methodically undoing the dragon robe on Zhao Qi’s body. Halfway through, Zhao Qi suddenly turned over, the robe slipping off his arm, revealing a fair shoulder.

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes darkened as he traced the bite mark on Zhao Qi’s shoulder, his voice hoarse. “Servant.”

 

A eunuch entered respectfully. “Prime Minister.”

 

“Prepare the bath. His Majesty wishes to bathe.”

 

The next morning, Zhao Qi woke alone in bed, his head pounding from a hangover. He gently tapped his head and muttered, “Lao Jiang, what time is it?”

 

The room was eerily quiet, no one answered him.

 

Opening one eye, Zhao Qi saw dim morning light filling the room, devoid of any figures. He called out again, “Lao Jiang? Xiao Jinzi?”

 

A figure approached against the light. “Awake?”

 

The man’s face was in shadow, but Zhao Qi recognized the voice instantly, burning it into memory. “Brother?”

 

“Mm.”

 

Glancing around, Zhao Qi suddenly felt as though he were under a spell. “This isn’t my bedchamber… Why am I here?”

 

Xiao Shiqing remained silent for a moment, then coolly replied, “Forgot again?”

 

Confused, Zhao Qi asked, “‘Again’?”

 

Xiao Shiqing inquired, “Why did you drink so much last night?”

 

Slowly recalling some details, Zhao Qi casually fabricated a reason, “I was troubled by state affairs and sought solace in wine.” He watched Xiao Shiqing closely as he spoke.

 

Xiao Shiqing reached out, and Zhao Qi instinctively flinched back. Xiao Shiqing narrowed his eyes. “Why are you avoiding me now, when you seemed to enjoy it before?”

 

“Eh?”

 

“Come here.”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated before moving closer, feigning nonchalance. “Brother wouldn’t hit me, right? Haha.”

 

“No.” Xiao Shiqing reached to tuck a loose strand of Zhao Qi’s hair behind his ear, but after several failed attempts, he let it drop.

 

Unable to watch anymore, Zhao Qi said, “Brother, no need to trouble yourself. I’ll have Xiao Jinzi help me with my hair later.”

 

Xiao Shiqing suggested, “Or I could help you?”

 

“Better not,” Zhao Qi replied, “With brother’s skills, I might end up bald.” Between managing household and state affairs, his hair had been thinning.

 

Xiao Shiqing muttered, “… Fool.”

 

Zhao Qi smiled outwardly, inwardly cursing, “What a moron.”

 

Seemingly fixated on Zhao Qi’s hair, Xiao Shiqing gently ruffled it and said, “There’s nothing to worry about. If my guess is right, we’ll soon solve the case of the Prince of Western Xia.”

 

Zhao Qi seized on the point. “Brother, have you made a breakthrough?”

 

“If I think it, it will come.”

 

Zhao Qi didn’t quite understand. Xiao Shiqing explained, “The deadline of seven days is almost upon us. Regardless of the final outcome, we must provide an explanation to Western Xia. The veracity of this explanation is irrelevant; what matters is that it silences Western Xia.”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated, “So, Prime Minister wants to find a scapegoat. Isn’t that unfair to the scapegoat, who is innocent?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied coolly, “Some people are destined to die. In that case, it’s better to make their deaths meaningful.”

 

Shaking his head, Zhao Qi couldn’t agree. But he knew this wasn’t an era of equality; imperial authority trumped all, and he lacked the ability to lead Great Jing toward a republic. “There are still a few days left,” he said, “I don’t believe with so many intelligent people, we can’t find the real culprit!”

 

Xiao Shiqing neither affirmed nor denied, saying, “Court awaits.”

 

“Oh,” Zhao Qi pushed aside the covers, noticing he wore different inner clothes from yesterday’s. Belatedly realizing he felt remarkably refreshed, he exclaimed, “Someone helped me bathe, didn’t they?”

 

“Mm.”

 

　　”Who is it? Who dares! I’ll gouge out his eyes!” It couldn’t be Jiang Dehai or Xiao Jinzi; those who attended to him knew he never allowed anyone to help him bathe.

 

　　Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow. “It’s me.”

 

　　After a brief moment of astonishment, Zhao Qi silently pulled the blanket back over himself.

 

　　”Don’t cover up, I’ve already seen everything,” Xiao Shiqing said nonchalantly, “Your legs are quite straight.”

 

　　Zhao Qi stiffened and rolled back onto the bed, burying his head in the pillow—he couldn’t face anyone now.

 

　　”I didn’t cover up,” Zhao Qi’s voice was muffled, “Brother and I are both men, if you saw, you saw. It’s no big deal. I’ll just treat it as a trip to the public bathhouse.”

 

　　Xiao Shiqing: “…”

 

　　Back at Yonghua Palace, Zhao Qi sought out Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi, questioning them about the previous night. “I distinctly remember drinking alone in my own chambers, how did I end up in Haiyan Hall?” Zhao Qi’s tone was displeased, “Didn’t I instruct you to keep everyone out?”

 

　　Jiang Dehai sighed. “Your Majesty, these two, one couldn’t stop them, the other didn’t dare to… “

 

　　”Wait,” Zhao Qi was shocked, “There was more than one person?”

 

　　Jiang Dehai held up two fingers. “Just two—General He and the Prime Minister.”

 

　　Zhao Qi widened his eyes. “He Changzhou? That scoundrel is back again?”

 

　　”Your Majesty, don’t worry. General He didn’t do anything to Your Majesty. When I followed the Prime Minister into the hall, Your Majesty was still fully clothed…”

 

　　Zhao Qi scanned Jiang Dehai coldly, who promptly closed his mouth. Checking his own waist, he felt no soreness like last time, and nothing unusual in a certain embarrassing area.

 

　　Zhao Qi snorted. “At least he has some conscience left.”

 

　　Xiao Jinzi couldn’t help but ask, “Your Majesty, shouldn’t you ask what the Prime Minister did to you?”

 

　　Zhao Qi dismissed it. “What could the Prime Minister do? He has no interest in me.”

 

　　Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi exchanged a meaningful look. Jiang Dehai said, “Your Majesty…”

 

　　”Oh, Xiao Jinzi, where’s the observation diary you were supposed to write for me?” Zhao Qi asked, “Quick, bring it here for me to see.”

 

　　After reading the diary, Zhao Qi felt vindicated and roared to the heavens, “I don’t become amorous when drunk, I am innocent! Lao Jiang, look, you see!”

 

　　Jiang Dehai nodded solemnly. “Your Majesty, you were indeed set up by a schemer, resulting in this banquet disaster.”

 

　　”Yes, someone must have drugged me!” Zhao Qi fumed, “Since I can’t castrate He Changzhou, I’ll use his… for a ritual offering!”

 

　　”Your Majesty, in my opinion, this person may not necessarily be a man.”

 

　　”You’re pushing it.” Zhao Qi pressed his temples with two fingers, pondering deeply, “What kind of person would drug me?”

 

　　Jiang Dehai lowered his voice. “If it was General He that night, could it be…”

 

　　Without hesitation, Zhao Qi dismissed Jiang Dehai’s suggestion, “Changzhou sleeps with me, but he would never drug me.” Based on He Changzhou’s skills, forcing anything upon him would be unnecessary, let alone admitting it afterwards. “Whoever drugged me didn’t want to kill me, just to arouse me…”

 

　　Jiang Dehai whispered, “Your Majesty, it’s been a long time since you visited the harem.”

 

　　”Then tomorrow I’ll go see.”

 

　　”Your Majesty, there’s one more thing,” Jiang Dehai reminded, “Not long ago, two bottles of Changxiangsi went missing. Do you remember?”

 

　　Zhao Qi suddenly awakened. Could he also have been affected by Changxiangsi?

 

　　The next day, amidst his busy schedule, Zhao Qi took a moment to accompany Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi to the harem.

 

　　Ever since the last time Xiao Shiqing dispersed half of the beauties in the harem at once, it had become much quieter. According to a sweeping maid in the harem, recently Jiang Baor had organized everyone to “train”, but lately even Jiang Baor didn’t come out, the harem was quiet as if it was no different from the cold palace.

 

　　Zhao Qi hesitated momentarily, unwilling to disturb him. He waited until Rong Tang placed down a white piece before speaking up. “Rong Tang.”

 

　　Rong Tang turned his head, catching sight of Zhao Qi. In his eyes, touched by the mundane world, a light smile emerged. “You’re here.”

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Chapter 41 – I am on the battlefield every day.

Jiang Dehai guarded the door, suddenly seeing Xiao Jinzi thrown out with both person and pen, he was shocked and turned pale. “What’s going on?! Where’s the Emperor?!”

 

Xiao Jinzi struggled to get up, panting slightly, “General He came in uninvited late at night, saw the Emperor drunk, and without saying a word, threw me out! Grand Tutor, could General He be attempting to assassinate the Emperor?”

 

Hearing this, Jiang Dehai felt slightly relieved, “General He is loyal to the Emperor and would never harm him. The worst consequence would be the Emperor being… forcibly attended to once again.”

 

Xiao Jinzi panicked, “Then what should we do? We can’t just leave the Emperor alone in the sleeping palace.”

 

Jiang Dehai thought for a moment, pressed his ear against the door, his expression grave.

 

Xiao Jinzi asked anxiously, “Grand Tutor?”

 

“Shh—”

 

After a moment of silence, Xiao Jinzi asked, “Did you hear anything, Grand Tutor?”

 

Jiang Dehai furrowed his brow, “No sound.” He tried pushing the door and found it locked from the inside. “Oh no! Could it be that they’re already on the dragon bed?”

 

Xiao Jinzi stared in disbelief, “Would the Emperor really consent to being attended by General He?”

 

“…”

 

“…”

 

Determined to save his master, Jiang Dehai made up his mind, “Go fetch the Prime Minister.”

 

Xiao Shiqing had returned to the Prime Minister’s residence today, and Madam Xiao had someone stew a bowl of white fungus and lotus seed soup, personally delivering it to him.

 

Xiao Shiqing finished his soup and noticed his mother looking at him hesitantly. “Mother, just say what you want to say.”

 

Xiao’s mother hesitated before speaking, “That girl you brought back from Chunfeng Pavilion last time…”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled faintly, as if recalling something. “What about her?”

 

“How has she been lately?”

 

“She’s doing well,” Xiao Shiqing replied. “I didn’t expect mother to still remember her.”

 

Xiao’s mother glanced at him sideways. “How could I forget? You’re not young anymore. Besides that girl, I haven’t seen any other women around you. If you really like her, bring her to the mansion. It’s better to have someone you like by your side even if you don’t have an official wife or concubine.”

 

“It’s alright, she lives in her own home, and I can see her often,” Xiao Shiqing replied calmly.

 

Xiao’s mother urged earnestly, “If you see her often, is there any news of her being pregnant?”

 

“No,” Xiao Shiqing replied curtly.

 

A hint of disappointment crossed Xiao’s mother’s face, but she quickly composed herself. “I’ll have the palace midwife send you some prescriptions for promoting fertility. You…”

 

Xiao Shiqing cut her off decisively, “She won’t conceive.”

 

“Why not?” Xiao’s mother didn’t quite understand. “Even though her birth isn’t prestigious, if she can bear a child for the Xiao family, she could be made a concubine in the future!”

 

Xiao’s mother, focused on matters of the household, was fixated on securing imperial heirs. Xiao Shiqing knew arguing further was futile and said, “Mother, don’t bother. She will never become a concubine.”

 

Xiao’s mother was displeased. A courtesan becoming a concubine of a prime minister was already a great honor. What more did she want?

 

Just as Xiao’s mother was about to inquire further, the steward of the mansion entered to report, “Prime Minister, Prince Huai’s carriage has just arrived at the mansion.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded lightly. “Mother.”

 

His mother sighed, “I knew you wouldn’t come back without other matters—go then.”

 

Apart from a night they spent alone in the palace when they were young, Xiao Shiqing and Zhao Tong rarely interacted privately. Tonight marked their first private meeting since Zhao Tong arrived in the capital.

 

The steward escorted Zhao Tong into the courtyard. “Your Highness, please.”

 

Zhao Tong, always modest and courteous, even thanked the servants before entering the courtyard.

 

Under the sparse moonlight and gentle breeze, Xiao Shiqing stood by the table, tall and slender, with deep, sharp eyes and a handsome, noble face. His every move carried a hint of regal bearing.

 

Zhao Tong collected himself and performed a respectful bow. “Prime Minister Xiao.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled faintly and returned the gesture. “Your Highness, I’ve already had food and wine prepared. Please, join me for a drink under the moon.”

 

The two sat facing each other. As Xiao Shiqing poured the wine, Zhao Tong looked at the bright moon in the sky and spoke thoughtfully, “Tonight’s moonlight reminds me of that snowy night many years ago. Prime Minister and I were trapped in the palace, sitting together all night…”

 

“Your Highness has sent several invitations. Was it merely to reminisce with me?” Xiao Shiqing pushed the wine towards Zhao Tong. “Please.”

 

Zhao Tong looked into his cup with a smile. “I confess. That night might mean little to Prime Minister, but to me, it’s akin to the moment Zhong Yao met Liu Xuande.”

 

Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow. “Your Highness compares yourself to Liu Xuande?”

 

“Not daring to. I just use it as an example.” Zhao Tong continued, “Prime Minister achieved much at a young age, guiding the country with unparalleled wisdom. Your words then carried more weight than ten years of books.”

 

Xiao Shiqing shrugged dismissively. “Who isn’t brash in their youth?”

 

Flattering, Zhao Tong said, “Even in your arrogance, Prime Minister, you’re the only one who can afford it.”

 

Xiao Shiqing gazed at Zhao Tong. Though Zhao Tong and Zhao Qi were half-brothers, they shared no resemblance. Zhao Tong appeared gentle and polite, whereas Zhao Qi…

 

“Why does Prime Minister laugh?” Zhao Tong asked curiously.

 

Xiao Shiqing sipped his wine and said casually, “Sometimes the Emperor behaves like a fool.”

 

Zhao Tong’s eyes lit up. “Prime Minister, that’s just like before.”

 

“Oh?” Xiao Shiqing smirked casually. “What did I say back then?”

 

Cautiously, Zhao Tong replied, “Prime Minister said that the current Emperor is incompetent and unfit to rule.”

 

“Did I really say such treasonous words?”

 

Zhao Tong’s smile froze. Trying to mask it, he picked up his wine glass, “Perhaps I misremembered.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said slowly, “That does sound like something I’d say. But who else but the Emperor is fit to rule?”

 

Zhao Tong, unsure of Xiao Shiqing’s tone, dared not speak rashly. Feigning anxiety, he said, “Prime Minister, your words are unnerving.”

 

Xiao Shiqing half-seriously said, “The Northern Territory is harsh with extreme cold and snow year-round, historically barren. To grant it to you, Your Majesty and Empress Dowager must greatly favor you.”

 

Zhao Tong remained silent.

 

Xiao Shiqing toyed with his wine glass, “Yet, because of this, the people of the Northern Territory are exceptionally strong against wolves and bandits. It’s said any commoner can fight off ten men. Add to that the fifty thousand troops stationed there, Your Highness’s power rivals even the Prince of Zhaonan.”

 

“That’s just rumor,” Zhao Tong said, “Besides, those fifty thousand troops only recognize Prime Minister’s authority.”

 

This was true. Empress Dowager granted Zhao Tong the Northern Territory because these troops were directly under the capital’s control, ensuring Zhao Tong’s loyalty.

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled, “Let’s hope it stays that way. There’s one more thing I’d like to ask Your Highness.”

 

“Prime Minister, please ask.”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked into Zhao Tong’s eyes. “The sobering tea from the palace, is it to your liking?”

 

Zhao Tong remained composed and replied naturally, “Anything from the palace is naturally excellent.”

 

A maid approached to refill their wine, whispering something to Xiao Shiqing. His expression darkened suddenly. “Prepare the horses. We’re returning to the palace.”

 

　Zhao Tong asked, “But what’s happening in the palace?”

 

Xiao Shiqing ignored him and ordered, “Someone, escort His Highness out of the mansion.”

 

In Yonghua Palace, the fragrance of wine filled the air, and the lights flickered.

 

He Changhai casually lifted a jar of wine and weighed it, surprised, “Is all this what the Emperor drinks?”

 

Zhao Qi had passed the stage of crying and causing a scene, sitting quietly now. His eyes, hazy, looked at the youth in front of him. Slow to react, he murmured, “Xiao Jinzi, why does your voice sound so coarse?”

 

He Changhai squatted down, meeting Zhao Qi’s gaze. “Your Majesty, I am not Xiao Jinzi.”

 

Zhao Qi hiccupped, the smell of alcohol mingling with his unique scent of dragon’s blood incense, hitting He Changhai as he leaned forward. “You’re not Xiao Jinzi, then who are you?”

 

“I am…” He Changhai smirked mischievously. “I am, Your Majesty’s husband.”

 

Furrowing his brow in confusion, Zhao Qi seemed puzzled. He wasn’t so drunk that he forgot his own gender; how could a man like him have a husband?

 

He Changhai lifted Zhao Qi’s chin with one hand. “Your Majesty, say ‘husband’ and see how it sounds.”

 

Zhao Qi pushed He Changhai’s hand away with a snap. “I don’t have a husband.”

 

“Not before, but now you do.” He Changhai persisted, teasing Zhao Qi. “Your Majesty, just say it once, hmm?”

 

This guy was so annoying, so noisy. Maybe if he called him ‘husband,’ he would quiet down a bit.

 

Zhao Qi glanced at him, seeing him eagerly listening, and moved his lips hesitantly. “Hus…band.”

 

He Changhai paused, then chuckled. “Not ‘madam,’ it’s ‘husband.'”

 

Serious now, Zhao Qi said, “Boys don’t have husbands.”

 

He Changhai looked disappointed. “Husband” and “madam” meant almost the same thing. Seeing Zhao Qi drooping his eyelids, clearly exhausted, he asked, “Your Majesty, do you want to sleep?”

 

Zhao Qi nodded. “Dizzy… sleepy.”

 

Muttering to himself, He Changhai said, “This time, he’s completely different from last time when he was drunk. He’s not being all over me now.”

 

Zhao Qi yawned, his head swaying, finally leaning against He Changhai’s shoulder.

 

He Changhai whispered softly, “Your Majesty?”

 

“…”

 

“Has Your Majesty fallen asleep?”

 

“…”

 

Suddenly feeling like he’d missed out on a billion gold, He Changhai hesitated no more. Lowering his head, holding his breath, he leaned towards those slightly parted lips.

 

Just as their lips were about to touch, the door unexpectedly creaked open. He Changhai jerked his head up, seeing a man in black walking briskly towards them.

 

Xiao Shiqing stopped at the door, his brows sharp and cold, carrying the chill of the late night. Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi followed behind him, subdued and silent.

 

He Changhai still held Zhao Qi, meeting the gaze filled with a hint of killing intent. “What a coincidence, Prime Minister also came to visit His Majesty?”

 

Xiao Shiqing saw Zhao Qi dressed neatly in imperial robes, his expression slightly softened, but still chilling. “Put down His Majesty, and you can leave.”

 

“If I leave, will you stay?” He Changhai smirked briefly. “On what grounds?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s tone was icy. “On the grounds that he belongs to me.”

 

Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi exchanged a terrified glance. He Changhai’s pupils suddenly constricted, mocking Xiao Shiqing. “Prime Minister Xiao Shiqing, despite your overwhelming power, you are still a subject of Da Jing. The Emperor belongs to all the people. By saying such things, are you implying you want to replace His Majesty?”

 

Xiao Shiqing repeated, “Put down His Majesty.”

 

He Changhai’s voice deepened. “And if I say ‘no’?”

 

Xiao Shiqing uttered a single word. “Snatch.”

 

He Changhai laughed. “Prime Minister thinks you can snatch him from me?”

 

Xiao Shiqing remained silent. In an instant, dozens of dark guards from the Tianji Camp rushed in, surrounding He Changhai. They only awaited his command to seize him.

 

Jiang Dehai inwardly lamented. This situation was like forcing an abdication.

 

Xiao Jinzi was frightened too, whispering, “Your Excellency, what should we do now?”

 

Jiang Dehai looked at His Majesty sleeping soundly in He Changhai’s arms, and cautiously said, “Prime Minister, why not let this servant attend to His Majesty’s rest? Fists have no eyes; what if His Majesty gets hurt…”

 

The leader of the guards, Fu Zi, assured, “Your Excellency, we will take great care not to harm His Majesty.”

 

Jiang Dehai turned to He Changhai, helpless. “General He, what do you think…”

 

He Changhai was burning with anger. In a one-on-one fight, the men of the Tianji Camp might not be his match. But now, outnumbered and with His Majesty asleep in his arms, if he and Xiao Shiqing really clashed in Yonghua Palace, it would likely lead to a heap of troubles afterward.

 

After weighing his options, He Changhai suppressed his anger and said, “I’ll take His Majesty to bed.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s voice was cold. “Don’t touch him.”

 

“You…” He Changhai began.

 

Xiao Shiqing approached them, looking down coldly. “Hand him over to me.”

 

He Changhai refused to let go. With both men locking eyes, the situation again reached a deadlock.

 

Zhao Qi, caught in the middle, stirred awake. Opening his eyes, he saw Xiao Shiqing and murmured hazily, “Brother?”

 

He Changhai froze suddenly. In that moment of shock, Xiao Shiqing swiftly grasped Zhao Qi’s slender waist and successfully snatched him into his embrace.

 

Unable to stand steadily, Zhao Qi leaned against Xiao Shiqing’s chest like a small cat. “The smell of wine… Brother, did you drink too?”

 

Xiao Shiqing suddenly smiled. “What did General He want to do to His Majesty just now?”

 

He Changhai clenched his fists tightly. “That’s between His Majesty and me, what does Prime Minister have to do with it?”

 

“I’m afraid General He doesn’t know what he wants to do.” Xiao Shiqing said each word clearly, “Xiao… Shi… Qing.”

 

“No matter, I’ll teach you.” Xiao Shiqing lowered his head to the person in his arms, “Your Majesty.”

 

“Hmm?”

 

“Good, open your mouth.”

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How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 40 – My observation diary after drinking

 

Facing Li Chisu’s amorous intentions, Zhao Qi remained completely unaffected, even finding it somewhat amusing.

 

　　”It seems like King Zhaonan’s eyesight isn’t very good,” Zhao Qi said with mock concern, “with so many people following behind me, you still can’t see. Should I summon the imperial physician to check on you?”

 

　　Li Chisu, not offended by the teasing, smiled and replied, “That won’t be necessary. My condition, I fear, only Your Majesty can cure.”

 

　　Zhao Qi turned his head aside and let out a fake retch into the air. Seeing this, Jiayan asked, “Is Your Majesty feeling unwell?”

 

　　”Mm, I’m a bit nauseous,” Zhao Qi joked, “Jiayan, you should return to Xuchun Garden. I won’t accompany you.”

 

　　Jiayan glanced swiftly at Li Chisu and said reluctantly, “Yes.”

 

　　Li Chisu smiled and said, “Princess, take care.”

 

　　Li Chisu watched Jiayan leave. Zhao Qi glanced at him sideways and asked, “Do you think Princess Jiayan is attractive?”

 

　　”The princess is elegant and beautiful, a rare beauty indeed.”

 

　　Zhao Qi snorted, “Too bad, it’s too late.”

 

　　Li Chisu replied, “Please decree, Your Majesty.”

 

　　Zhao Qi gloated, “I suddenly find Princess Jiayan quite adorable. I can’t bear to see her marry so far away to Nanzhou, so I’ve decided not to betroth her to you.”

 

　　”Haha, didn’t expect that, did you? Back then you were indifferent, now you can’t reach, and I won’t even give you a chance to pursue her to the grave!”

 

　　Li Chisu suppressed a laugh and said regretfully, “What should I do then? I did mention last time, returning to Nanzhou from the capital this time, I must bring back a consort.”

 

　　”That’s too bad, but it’s none of my concern.”

 

　　”I think, without the princess, having a county princess wouldn’t be bad either.”

 

　　Zhao Qi’s eyelids twitched, “How are you still thinking about…” Zhao Qi quickly swallowed the word “I” back, “thinking about the county princess!”

 

　　Li Chisu was utterly surprised, “How did Your Majesty find out about this?”

 

“Oops,” he slipped up. But experience told him not to panic in such situations; the more flustered he got, the more likely he’d reveal his hand. Gathering himself, he said, “It’s what my cousin Zhao Qiao mentioned.”

 

Li Chisu responded with an “Oh,” nodding, “I’ve heard that Your Majesty and Lord Zhao Qiao have a deep brotherly bond. Surely Lord Zhao Qiao wouldn’t keep anything from Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi couldn’t relax his guard. “That’s right.”

 

Li Chisu smiled leisurely. “In that case, Lord Zhao Qiao must have already informed Your Majesty that I deeply cherish Lady Zhao and have no regrets. I will marry no one else in this life.”

 

Zhao Qi roared inwardly: Brother, no, Uncle, can I call you Uncle? Please, pursue someone else and let the little mute girl be beautiful on her own.

 

Seeing Zhao Qi’s speechless expression, Li Chisu’s eyes twinkled with more amusement. “Your Majesty, do you think Lady Zhao and I make a good match?”

 

Zhao Qi forced a smile, “Lady Zhao is of lowly birth and suffers from a speech impediment. Perhaps she is not suitable for Your Highness.”

 

Li Chisu replied, “It doesn’t matter. I do not mind.”

 

But I mind you!

 

“On this visit to the palace, I wish to request a decree from Your Majesty to marry Lady Zhao. Oh, and by the way, the Ninth Prince and Princess have already agreed to this. I could have gone directly to their residence to propose, but knowing Your Majesty and the Empress Dowager have always been concerned about my marriage, I wanted Lady Zhao to have a grand wedding, so I requested Your Majesty’s blessing.”

 

Zhao Qi almost choked, “I do not consent. Zhao Qiao said Lady Zhao has no interest in you; I do not force anyone.”

 

Li Chisu smiled faintly, “But, Your Majesty, Lady Zhao and I have already had intimate…”

 

Zhao Qi exploded on the spot, “Both of you shut up!”

 

Li Chisu paused, “Both of us?”

 

“Do you have to marry her just because you have been intimate? Then Jiang Dehai has seen every inch of me; should I appoint him as Consort Jiang?”

 

Innocently hit, Jiang Dehai was greatly shocked. “Y-Your Majesty…”

 

Li Chisu finally couldn’t hold it in and burst into laughter, uncontrollable laughter. “Your Majesty, you’re truly… Hahaha.”

 

Zhao Qi’s gaze was like he was looking at a fool, “Prince Zhaonan, be careful not to laugh your head off.”

 

Li Chisu looked at him with a smile, “Your Majesty is so likable that I can’t bear to return to Nanzhou.”

 

Zhao Qi felt that if he said one more word to Li Chisu, there would be a sudden heart attack risk. True love of life, away from slag men. “I am going to deal with government affairs now. Prince Zhaonan.”

 

“What else is there?” asked Zhao Qi.

 

“I have something, I want to give it to Your Majesty.” 

 

Zhao Qixi suspiciously asked, “What?”

 

Li Chisu took out a delicately small cork box, “Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi took the cork box and opened it, “What’s this strange thing, it’s so ugly.”

 

It was a jade sculpture of a four-legged beast, with a crooked well cover on its back. Jiang Dehai approached and looked, “Your Majesty, this seems to be a turtle?”

 

“A turtle?” Zhao Qi angrily said, “Li Chisu, what do you mean by this?”

 

Li Chisu smiled, “This was painted by Miss Zhao for me. I had skilled craftsmen create this jade according to her painting.”

 

Zhao Qi held it like a hot potato, “Then… why are you giving it to me?”

 

“What does Your Majesty think?”

 

Zhao Qi: “…” Why does he feel so chilly all of a sudden? Where’s his padded vest? He wore such a thick layer of padded vest!

 

Li Chisu took a step forward, “Please tell Miss Zhao that I sincerely admire her, not seeking longevity, but seeking every sunrise and sunset.”

 

Zhao Qi met his eyes that seemed to contain autumn water, calmly saying, “Just talk, don’t come so close.”

 

Li Chisu chuckled softly, “I take my leave.”

 

Zhao Qi watched Li Chisu’s departing figure, then looked down at the four-legged beast in his hand, unsure what Li Chisu was up to. Had he truly seen through the identity of the mute girl, or was he just playing mysterious?

 

In the Government Hall of Diligence, Zhao Qi was still thinking about Li Chisu. Xiao Shiqing immediately noticed his distraction and asked, “What are you thinking about?”

 

Zhao Qi said, “Brother, if someone said to you, ‘not seeking longevity, but seeking every sunrise and sunset,’ what would it mean?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s gaze sharpened.

 

“Not to me,” Zhao Qi added, “He asked me to pass it on to a girl.”

 

Xiao Shiqing indifferently said, “It means he doesn’t want to grow old with someone, just wants to enjoy the fleeting moments.”

 

“Fleeting moments?” No wonder it’s Li Chisu; even hooking up, he could make it sound so poetic. Ugh—

 

“The decline of morals these days, Brother, look at the men now, none of them think of proper marriage, talking about fleeting moments, and the brothels in the capital are spreading like wildfire! It’s simply disgraceful!”

 

Xiao Shiqing lightly coughed, “Even if it’s just fleeting moments, as long as it’s consensual, it’s not as bad as you say.”

 

Zhao Qi was still upset, not paying attention to Xiao Shiqing’s words, “Moreover, the trend of men being eunuchs is prevalent in the capital, causing other cities to follow suit. This is not a good thing at all! Brother, as the current prime minister, you must set an example and establish a standard for the officials.”

 

Xiao Shiqing fell silent for a moment, “Is this not an important matter?”

 

“Isn’t this an important matter?” Zhao Qi said, “Every word I just said concerns the livelihood of the people…”

 

Xiao Shiqing interrupted him, “What about Princess Jiayan?”

 

Zhao Qi recounted Jiayan’s words to Xiao Shiqing verbatim. Xiao Shiqing pondered for a moment and said, “Hangover tea.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“Princess Jiayan did not give the hangover tea to Prince Huai, did he ask for it from another palace maid or eunuch?”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head, saying, “I don’t know.”

 

Xiao Shiqing instructed the attendant beside him, “Immediately send someone to investigate.”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “Brother, do you suspect Zhao Tong?”

 

“Feng Guilu must be consumed for the poison to take effect, and the Prince of Western Xia was poisoned only in the Imperial Garden.”

 

Zhao Qi was puzzled, “But the Wake-up Tea was for Huai Wang and Rong Tang. What does it have to do with the Prince of Western Xia?”

 

“I’m afraid we’ll need to ask Rong Tang about this.”

 

“In that case—”

 

“I’ll have Chen Li ask about it.”

 

Zhao Qi shrugged, “Alright. There’s another thing—Brother, did Huai Wang visit you at the mansion after entering the capital?”

 

Xiao Shiqing paused, “He sent a greeting card.”

 

“So you’ve met privately?” Zhao Qi’s mood became complicated. In the original story, Zhao Tong had preemptively improved his relationship with Xiao Shiqing under the moonlight, laying the groundwork for future changes.

 

“I can’t control who Xiao Shiqing meets in the mansion, but thinking that he might have talked and laughed with Zhao Tong as in the original, Zhao Qi felt a sense of betrayal.

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “I’ve almost been staying in the palace these days and don’t have time to meet Huai Wang privately.”

 

“Really?” Zhao Qi said happily, “That’s good.”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked interested, “It seems the Emperor doesn’t want me and Huai Wang to get too close.”

 

“Yes, I’m afraid Huai Wang will kidnap Brother.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, “Don’t worry, he won’t. But I do plan to meet Zhao Tong alone soon, to test his true intentions.”

 

Zhao Qi nodded, “Brother, go ahead.”

 

“Just now you asked me to keep my distance from him.”

 

Zhao Qi smiled, “Brother informed me.”

 

“So in the future, do I have to report to the Emperor whenever I want to meet someone privately?”

 

“Well, that’s not what I meant.”

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled, “Is the Emperor trying to be the wife of a prime minister, being so controlling?”

 

“So I’ve said it’s not what I meant…”

 

“Following this logic, Brother also manages everything about me, even when I go to bed, it’s like he wants to be my empress.”

 

Xiao Shiqing casually said, “Yes.”

 

Zhao Qi: “???”

 

Confused on the tree, confused under the tree, only I.

 

“The Emperor looks at the memorial sent by the Huai River,” Xiao Shiqing threw the memorial to Zhao Qi as if nothing had happened. “Since the spring, the Huai River has been rainy, and the Yellow River has broken its dikes in many places, causing tens of thousands of refugees to be homeless. The matter of flood control is urgent, otherwise it may cause a peasant uprising.”

 

At this point, Zhao Qi was worried, “But the national treasury has so little silver, and if there are any more problems from Western Xia… Brother, if you have to go begging in the future, remember to take me with you.”

 

“Okay,” Xiao Shiqing chuckled softly, “I’ll take you begging.”

 

Zhao Qi devoted his whole day to the country, and finally had time to attend to his own affairs at night. Jiang Dehai prepared several jars of palace jade liquor as he had instructed.

 

Jiang Dehai said, “Your Majesty, do you really want to drink?”

 

Zhao Qi rolled up his sleeves, “Without entering the tiger’s den, how can one catch the tiger’s cub!” He wanted to speak with actions, proving that he was not an animal in heat after drinking.

 

Jiang Dehai advised, “But, Your Majesty, excessive drinking harms the body.”

 

“Right.” Zhao Qi thought for a moment, “Xiao Jinzi, you go find the imperial physician for some stomach and liver tonic, and prepare some sobering tea. When I wake up, I’ll drink it. Lao Jiang, you go outside and guard, don’t let anyone in.”

 

Jiang Dehai sighed directly, when the emperor was going to be impulsive, except for the prime minister Shiqing, no one could persuade him. Everything was ready, and only Zhao Qi and Xiao Jinzi, who had just been removed from the egg, were left in the sleeping palace. Zhao Qi ordered, “Little Jinzi, you look good by the side, and write down the reaction after the drink.”

 

Xiao Jinzi took the pen, seriously said, “Your Majesty, rest assured.”

 

Zhao Qi poured the wine into the cup and drank a big gulp directly.

 

Xiao Jinzi immediately began to record:

 

[Emperor’s Observational Diary After Drinking]

 

After one cup, the Emperor was as usual;

 

After three cups, the Emperor began to float;

 

After five cups, the Emperor’s cheeks flushed, he began to cry loudly, crying while shouting “dog man” three times;

 

The Emperor cried and burped, picked up the sixth cup of wine, and a black shadow entered through the window and threw me out.

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

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How about some mystery or showbiz? Check out Morbid Addiction & Perfection

What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 39 – I don’t know what to say today, so let’s perform a good breakup for everyone.

 

He Zhanzhou met Xiao Shiqing’s gaze without flinching. “Your Majesty, are you going with Prime Minister Xiao?”

 

Zhao Qi glanced at He Zhanzhou, then at Xiao Shiqing, caught in a familiar dilemma. He thought he had made it clear enough to He Zhanzhou, but apparently, He Zhanzhou didn’t think so. It would be better to resolve this quickly; otherwise, it could lead to endless trouble.

 

“Prime Minister, indeed, Longzhou and I have private matters to discuss,” Zhao Qi said. “Would you mind returning first?”

 

“In that case—” Xiao Shiqing sat back down. “Go ahead.”

 

He Zhanzhou: “…”

 

Zhao Qi: “?? Although I call you ‘brother,’ you really don’t treat yourself as an outsider!”

 

Xiao Shiqing picked up his teacup leisurely. “Your Majesty has private matters that I shouldn’t know about.”

 

“If Prime Minister wants to hear, I’ll just say it straight,” He Zhanzhou said. “His Majesty and I have already…”

 

Zhao Qi rushed forward and covered He Zhanzhou’s mouth. “We already have a horse named ‘Perhaps.’ I’ll introduce it to the Prime Minister when there’s a chance.”

 

He Zhanzhou chuckled softly, his lips brushing against Zhao Qi’s palm. Zhao Qi gave him a meaningful look, silently warning him to shut up.

 

Is this person out of his mind? Can he really tell Xiao Shiqing about such things? If he wants others to know, he might as well write an 800-character essay detailing that night and post it all over the capital.

 

Xiao Shiqing narrowed his eyes and placed the teacup down heavily. “Finished?”

 

Zhao Qi nodded like a chick pecking at rice. “Finished, finished.”

 

Xiao Shiqing stood up. “Let’s go then.”

 

“Alright.” Zhao Qi let go of He Zhanzhou’s hand and gestured a warning throat-cutting gesture at him.

 

He Zhanzhou was quite displeased, muttering softly, “Your Majesty listens to Prime Minister too much.”

 

Zhao Qi rolled his eyes. Of course, I have to listen. What’s the consequence of opposing Xiao Shiqing? The original work made it very clear.

 

Following Xiao Shiqing to the door, Zhao Qi paused and turned back. “The injury on your shoulder…”

 

He Zhanzhou smiled. “It’s nothing, just a minor wound.”

 

“I have medicine in my quarters. I’ll have someone send it to you later.”

 

On the way back to his palace, Xiao Shiqing remained silent, while Zhao Qi was still digesting the fact that he had been slept with by his good brother and didn’t feel like talking much either.

 

Upon arriving at Yonghua Palace, Zhao Qi said, “Thank you, brother, for escorting me back.”

 

Xiao Shiqing lowered his gaze, observing, “You’ve spoken less today compared to usual.”

 

Curious, Zhao Qi asked, “Do I usually talk a lot?”

 

Xiao Shiqing paused, then continued, “What’s really going on between you and He Changzhou?”

 

At the mention of this, Zhao Qi grew uneasy, “There’s nothing going on.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes darkened slightly, his voice soft but firm, “Zhao Qi, don’t lie to me. Otherwise, I will… be very angry.”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated briefly, then denied firmly, “I haven’t.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded lightly, “Very well, go then.”

 

Late into the night, Zhao Qi lay in bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep. He couldn’t shake He Changzhou from his mind. Unable to sleep, he stared at the characters he had written: Rong, Li, He, Xiao. The circles above “Rong” and the crosses above “He” seemed ironic the more he looked at them.

 

He tried to visualize He Changzhou’s face in his memories, causing goosebumps to rise all over his body.

 

Unexpectedly, He Changzhou appeared quite sunny and innocent, yet he had uttered such predatory words in bed! Was Zhao Qi blind to have dismissed him so readily?

 

However, He Changzhou’s words had triggered something in Zhao Qi. If it was just drunkenness, he wouldn’t have reacted so strangely—feverish, short of breath, craving for someone else’s touch… It felt almost like the effects of Longing Love Potion he had once encountered with Rong Tang.

 

Could it be that he, too, had been affected by an aphrodisiac back then?

 

The more Zhao Qi thought about it, the more uneasy he felt. But thinking alone wouldn’t suffice; he needed evidence.

 

Early the next day, Zhao Qi instructed Jiang Dehai to prepare several jars of wine. He intended to drink heavily that night.

 

Jiang Dehai was surprised, “Your Majesty said drinking affects your duties, and you swore off alcohol.”

 

“I don’t want to drink; I want to conduct an experiment.”

 

“An experiment?”

 

Zhao Qi nodded, “I want to see what I’ll do when I’m drunk.” He couldn’t accept the idea of becoming aroused while intoxicated. Just in case, he instructed, “Tonight, guard Yonghua Palace. Don’t let anyone in, no matter who they are.”

 

Jiang Dehai hesitated, “What if the Prime Minister insists on seeing Your Majesty?”

 

“I’ll drink later tonight. The Prime Minister shouldn’t be visiting me in the middle of the night.”

 

When Zhao Qi went to pay respects to Empress Dowager Wen, he unsurprisingly met Princess Jiayan. There was no affection between him and this half-sister, who had grown up in the distant Xuchun Garden on the outskirts of the capital. They had met only a handful of times. Today, Empress Dowager Wen had summoned Jiayan to Cian Palace regarding the matter of the Crown Prince of Western Xia.

 

“Let’s get straight to the point,” Empress Dowager Wen said, “Jiayan, did you visit the Imperial Garden during the Longevity Festival banquet?”

 

Jiayan twisted her handkerchief nervously, “I… I…”

 

Impatiently, Empress Dowager Wen interrupted, “What’s there to hesitate about? Just tell the truth.”

 

Since Empress Dowager Wen had asked, Jiayan knew her actions had been discovered. There was no point in denying it. She lowered her head and admitted, “Yes.”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “Was the note received by Prince Zhaonan also written by you?”

 

Jiayan blushed slightly and whispered, “Yes.”

 

Empress Dowager Wen furrowed her brow, “As an unmarried princess, meeting a young man privately tarnishes the family’s reputation. Where did you learn your manners?”

 

Jiayan quickly knelt down, “I know my mistake, please forgive me, Your Majesty.”

 

Seeing Jiayan’s panicked state, Zhao Qi couldn’t help but speak up for her, “Prince Zhaonan didn’t know it was Jiayan who invited him. It doesn’t tarnish our reputation. Besides, wanting to meet your future husband-to-be is natural. Mother should understand.”

 

At the mention of “future husband,” Jiayan blushed even deeper.

 

Zhao Qi teased, “From the looks of it, Sister seems quite fond of Prince Zhaonan. How about it, is he your ideal type?”

 

Jiayan blushed and replied reluctantly, “Your Majesty…”

 

Zhao Qi wasn’t surprised by Jiayan’s reaction. Although Li Chisu was flirtatious, he did have the charm to attract women. Jiayan was young and inexperienced with men, naive even. It wasn’t surprising she was captivated by Li Chisu’s allure.

 

Empress Dowager Wen chuckled coldly, “Unfortunately, even if you like him, he may not return your feelings. I have mentioned marriage to him several times, but he always finds excuses to evade. It seems you’re just wishful thinking.”

 

Empress Dowager Wen was kind to Zhao Qi but harsh to other illegitimate children. It was normal; it was difficult for even two biological siblings to get along, let alone biological and non-biological children.

 

Jiayan bit her lip, her face alternating between red and white, her eyes tinged with red.

 

“If he’s not interested, just forget it,” Zhao Qi comforted her, “Li Chisu isn’t such a good man that anyone would want to marry him. Sister, don’t worry, three-legged frogs are hard to find, and men with two legs are plentiful. Later, Your Majesty will choose a better one for you.”

 

Jiayan forced a smile and said, “Thank you, Your Majesty.”

 

After discussing these matters, Zhao Qi got down to business, “On that day in the Imperial Garden, did you see anyone?”

 

Jiayan recounted everything she had seen and heard at the time to Zhao Qi.

 

During the palace banquet, Jiayan was supposed to dine with the wives and concubines of the nobles in the side hall. She bribed a eunuch to deliver a message to Li Chisu and disguised herself as a palace maid to go to the Imperial Garden.

 

“I hid in the shadows and planned to leave after a quick glance at the prince. Unexpectedly, I ran into Second Brother and a young man in white…”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “Was that young man in white exceptionally handsome, like a celestial descended to earth?”

 

Jiayan wondered, “How did Your Majesty know?”

 

Empress Dowager Wen said lightly, “Because that man is your brother’s lover.”

 

Zhao Qi equivocated, “His former lover—so Prince Huai recognized you?”

 

“No, I kept my head down the whole time, and Second Brother seemed lost in thought. He thought I was just an ordinary palace maid and ordered me to fetch two cups of sober tea.”

 

“Did you take it?”

 

Jiayan shook her head, “I was very afraid at that time, afraid that Second Brother would recognize me. I just replied ‘yes’ and left immediately, without going back.”

 

Zhao Qi continued, “What about the Crown Prince of Xixia? Have you seen him?”

 

Jiayan replied, “I have not.”

 

Zhao Qi pondered for a moment, “I see. Jiayan, since you rarely return to the palace, stay a few more days before returning to Xuchun Garden.”

 

Jiayan politely declined, “Thank you, Your Majesty, but Jiayan is accustomed to living in other palaces. I feel uncomfortable in the palace.”

 

Zhao Qi didn’t want to force her, “Alright, stay as comfortable as you wish.”

 

“Wait,” Empress Dowager Wen interjected, “Jiayan disguised herself as a palace maid and met privately with a man outside, violating the palace rules. I have to impose a punishment.”

 

Jiayan admitted honestly, “I know my mistake and will accept whatever punishment the Empress Dowager decides.”

 

“Then you shall be confined to your chambers for a month and copy the ‘Virtues of Women’ a hundred times as a minor punishment.”

 

Jiayan softly responded, “Yes.”

 

Zhao Qi felt uneasy about this and handed tea to Empress Dowager Wen, saying, “Mother, Jiayan hasn’t committed a serious offense, and she has provided me with valuable information. Consider this as making amends. Perhaps the punishment…”

 

Empress Dowager Wen cut him off, “The Emperor should focus on state affairs. There is no need for you to worry about matters in the harem.”

 

Zhao Qi was dissatisfied, “But the harem is mine, and Jiayan is my sister. Don’t I have the right to decide on such a trivial matter?”

 

Empress Dowager Wen looked at him in surprise, “Qier…”

 

“In my opinion, she can skip copying the ‘Virtues of Women,’ and her confinement can be reduced to five days. Let’s settle it this way.”

 

Although Empress Dowager Wen’s expression was displeased, she said nothing more.

 

After breakfast, Jiayan and Zhao Qi walked together. Yunxiu noticed Empress Dowager Wen’s furrowed brow and asked, “What is troubling the Empress Dowager?”

 

Empress Dowager Wen sighed, “Qier has always been obedient to me. This is the first time he has defied my wishes so strongly.”

 

Yunxiu smiled, “This shows that our Emperor is finally acting like an Emperor. Wasn’t this what you hoped for?”

 

“Indeed, but I still feel uneasy.”

 

Yunxiu advised, “Empress Dowager, please rest assured. However firm the Emperor may appear, his respect and filial piety towards you will not diminish.”

 

Empress Dowager Wen chuckled softly, “I am not worried about that. Let’s take it step by step.”

 

Zhao Qi accompanied Jiayan for part of her journey. Jiayan was feeling down and somewhat fearful of him, walking beside him in silence. Zhao Qi, inexperienced in comforting girls, awkwardly said, “Don’t take what Mother said to heart.”

 

Jiayan softly replied, “Jiayan dares not.”

 

Zhao Qi tried to keep the conversation going, “What do you usually do in Xuchun Garden?”

 

“I read and do embroidery. Occasionally, I visit the consorts,” Jiayan said as they walked, suddenly stopping in her tracks and staring ahead blankly.

 

Following her gaze, Zhao Qi saw—

 

Here he comes, Li Chisu with his charming demeanor!

 

Li Chisu also spotted them and approached slowly.

 

“Your Majesty,” Li Chisu bowed to Zhao Qi and looked at Jiayan, “Who is this…”

 

Jiayan snapped out of her daze, her long lashes trembling slightly. She curtsied, “Princess Jiayan greets Your Highness.”

 

“So you are Princess Jiayan,” Li Chisu smiled gently, “I am honored to meet you.”

 

Zhao Qi frowned slightly and discreetly positioned himself in front of Jiayan.

 

It was strange. Before meeting Jiayan, Zhao Qi had no objections to her and Li Chisu’s engagement. But now, seeing her obvious fondness for Li Chisu, he couldn’t help but worry for this naive girl.

 

Wake up, girl. You can’t handle this level of scoundrel!

 

Li Chisu noticed Zhao Qi’s reaction and his eyes twinkled even more warmly, “From now on, my eyes can only see Your Majesty.”

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

If you like my translations, feel free to donate to my ko-fi!

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Also, check out the other series we have on HoH!

If you like cats, check out Revenge of the Garfield

If you like dragons, check out I’m Pregnant with the Hope of the Entire Planet and The Dragon and the ‘Princess’

How about some mystery or showbiz? Check out Morbid Addiction & Perfection

What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep