Category: Whose child am I carrying? (Transmigration) (Page 5 of 7)

Chapter 26 – I was kissed…?

 

Zhao Qi’s wrists were bound together, forcing him to rely on his legs for strength. He desperately wanted to kick Rong Tang away, but he couldn’t control the force properly. If he didn’t apply enough force, it would be ineffective; if he applied too much, he might accidentally injure the beautiful man in front of him.

 

“Be responsible, be responsible. I will take responsibility for you,” Zhao Qi coaxed, “I’ll find a famous doctor to treat your condition, I’ll let you out of the palace, and I’ll make amends with your family… Whatever you want, I’ll give it to you, alright?”

 

A trace of clarity flashed in Rong Tang’s eyes, but it was quickly drowned by the man’s inherent desire. “It’s too late.”

 

“It’s not too late! How is it too late? I…” The hot fingertips lifted Zhao Qi’s chin, and as he looked at the face drawing closer to his own, Zhao Qi’s mind was occupied with another man.

 

That’s right—the man who caused all of this was Zhao Qiao!

 

He officially announced in the name of the emperor that Zhao Qiao was dead, completely and utterly dead, with the grass on his grave already three meters high.

 

Zhao Qi thought of a hundred ways to deal with his younger brother, and with Rong Tang’s face now so close, he suddenly turned his head. A kiss, tinged with the scent of medicine, landed on his cheek. Then, he heard Rong Tang let out a soft laugh and slowly move his hand to Zhao Qi’s waistband.

 

With that, Rong Tang could only restrain one of Zhao Qi’s hands. Seizing the opportunity, Zhao Qi used his knee to push against Rong Tang. Rong Tang, already weakened, had expended a lot of effort to suppress Zhao Qi, and the sudden push made him grunt in surprise.

 

Taking advantage of the force from his elbow, Zhao Qi rolled to the side and shouted, “Old Jiang—Jiang Dehai, come save me!”

 

Rong Tang’s eyes turned red at the corners. “Zhao Qi…”

 

The door was slammed open with a bang, and Zhao Qi felt as though he had grasped a lifeline. “I’m here!”

 

A tall figure came through the layers of curtains. Upon seeing the newcomer’s face, Zhao Qi was so moved he almost cried. “Changzhou…”

 

He Chengzhou’s entire presence radiated a chilling aura, his face darkened frighteningly, a sight Zhao Qi had never seen before.

 

He Chengzhou looked at the two people on the bed, lifted Zhao Qi into his arms with one hand, and drew his sword with the other, pointing it straight at Rong Tang.

 

The medicinal scent around them turned into the fragrance of fresh grass, and Zhao Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief, clutching He Chengzhou’s collar tightly. “Quick, go find a doctor, and also bring Zhao Qiao to me!”

 

He Chengzhou seemed to ignore Zhao Qi’s words, staring at Rong Tang. “Rong Tang, do you know what you’re doing? Forcing the emperor is a death sentence.”

 

Zhao Qi’s head ached, “He Chengzhou, have you lost your mind too? Put the sword down! Rong Tang has been drugged and is not in his right mind. The immediate priority is to neutralize the drugs in his system…”

 

Rong Tang clutched his chest and coughed violently a few times before slowly saying, “Forced? I don’t need that.” He lifted his gaze to Zhao Qi, “Because he was originally, mine.”

 

He Changzhou twisted the hilt of his sword, the blade edging closer to Rong Tang’s throat, with a smirk at the corner of his lips. “You seem to be mistaken. You are the emperor’s person, but the emperor belongs to everyone. No one can possess him alone.” He Changzhou paused and repeated, “No one.” His words seemed directed both at Rong Tang and at himself.

 

Rong Tang smiled faintly, “I can.”

 

He Changzhou’s eyes narrowed, “Just you?”

 

Zhao Qi, unable to tolerate it any longer, interjected, “Can you stop dragging this out? He Changzhou, I’ll say it again, put down the sword and go find the imperial physician and Zhao Qiao.”

 

He Changzhou hesitated.

 

“If you won’t go, then let me go! I’ll find them myself!” Zhao Qi tried to wriggle free from He Changzhou’s embrace, muttering, “This is just like a performance. Are fewer lines going to kill you? Do you have to be so pretentious? Don’t you know that villains die from talking too much…”

 

He Changzhou finally sheathed his sword and pushed Zhao Qi back into his embrace. “I will listen to the emperor.”

 

Rong Tang clenched his eyes shut, enduring the pain.

 

Zhao Qiao had prepared the grand gift for Zhao Qi but did not leave the palace. Instead, he stayed in the palace, waiting for Zhao Qi to “enjoy” his gift and then summon him for praise. When the eunuch came to fetch him, he was somewhat surprised. “The emperor is finished so quickly?” No wonder; having a great beauty by his side for years without being able to touch him, it was understandable that he would be eager to take advantage of the opportunity.

 

Zhao Qiao, feeling delighted, arrived at Yonghua Palace and was surprised to see Zhao Qi rushing towards him. “This humble one has only done his duty; the emperor needn’t—”

 

“Slap!” Zhao Qi delivered a hard slap to Zhao Qiao’s face, leaving him utterly stunned.

 

Zhao Qiao covered his cheeks with his hands, terrified, “Your Majesty?”

 

Zhao Qi seized Zhao Qiao by the neck, “Where’s the antidote?!”

 

Zhao Qiao’s face turned red and his neck bulged as he choked, “W-What antidote?”

 

“The antidote for the long-lasting longing drug!” Zhao Qi increased his grip slightly, “If you give it to me now, I might still spare you!”

 

Zhao Qiao rolled his eyes and said with difficulty, “Your Majesty, there is no antidote for spring drugs. The person is the antidote… Your Majesty, I am going to be strangled to death by you—”

 

Zhao Qi released him, coldly saying, “Very well, you can die.”

 

“Your Majesty!” Zhao Qiao fell to his knees with a thud, clutching Zhao Qi’s dragon robe and trembling, “Please spare me, Your Majesty! I truly don’t know what I did wrong to anger Your Majesty so much…”

 

“What did you do wrong?” Zhao Qi, fuming, asked, “Tell me, who instructed you to give Rong Tang the longing drug?”

 

Zhao Qiao confessed honestly, “It was me. I thought that since Your Majesty likes Young Master Rong so much, even if I can’t have his heart, at least I could have his body. So I—”

 

Zhao Qi nodded, “I will send someone to burn paper for you every Qingming Festival from now on. Goodbye, Xiao Qiao—take him away!”

 

“Innocent! Your Majesty, I’m innocent!” Zhao Qiao, frightened, had tears and snot all over his face. “I didn’t force Young Master Rong to take the drug; he did it voluntarily! If Your Majesty really executes me, it’s too tragic! I’ll use my blood to write the word ‘tragedy’ on Your Majesty’s leg!”

 

Zhao Qi frowned, “What are you saying?”

 

“Innocent—I’m innocent!”

 

Zhao Qi grabbed Zhao Qiao by the front of his robe, “Stop howling. I don’t want your head for now. Tell me what you just said—Rong Tang did it voluntarily?”

 

Zhao Qiao, sobbing, said, “Your Majesty, I originally sent a little eunuch to drug Young Master Rong. But somehow, Young Master Rong saw through it. He found me, asked me what the longing drug was, and after I told him, he took the drug himself. I couldn’t stop him—”

 

Zhao Qi was stunned, “Really? I don’t believe it.”

 

Zhao Qiao raised his hand, swearing to the heavens, “If this humble one lies to Your Majesty, may the heavens strike me with five thunderbolts! If Your Majesty doesn’t believe it, I am willing to confront Young Master Rong directly!”

 

Zhao Qi was perplexed, “But… why did Rong Tang do this?”

 

He Changzhou, who had been silent, spoke up, “What exactly is this longing drug you’re talking about?”

 

Zhao Qiao wiped his tears and explained, “It’s a spring drug I brought back from the Eastern Seas. In addition to its usual effects, the longing drug can cause hallucinations, making one believe that their beloved is right beside them…”

 

He Changzhou pondered, “So, does that mean after taking this drug, whoever the person sees becomes their beloved in their mind?”

 

Zhao Qiao hesitated, “Y-Yes, I suppose so.”

 

Zhao Qi still couldn’t understand why Rong Tang did this, but he was more concerned about the immediate issue. “Without an antidote, what will happen to Rong Tang…” He glanced towards the inner hall, “He must be suffering greatly now.”

 

Zhao Qiao said, “Your Majesty, if you don’t want to help, find someone else to assist him. After all, it’s just a spring drug. A few releases should resolve it.”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head, “No, Rong Tang has always been reserved and virtuous; he certainly wouldn’t want that.”

 

He Changzhou smiled, “Not necessarily. Rong Tang is from a distinguished family. At his age, it’s not uncommon to have a few maidservants in his quarters.”

 

Zhao Qi gave him a sidelong glance, “You’re also from a distinguished family, around the same age. Could it be that…”

 

He Changzhou, stepping on his own foot, was momentarily choked, “I’m different from him—”

 

At that moment, a young physician came out of the inner hall. Zhao Qi quickly approached and asked, “How is Young Master Rong?”

 

The physician replied, “Your Majesty, the chief physician said that if there is no antidote for the emotional poison, he will try acupuncture and cold therapy. It might be effective.”

 

“Then try that,” Zhao Qi said. “Do your best. If it doesn’t work—”

 

The physician trembled, bracing himself for words like “If it doesn’t work, bring your heads to me” or “All of you will be buried with him.” To his surprise, Zhao Qi simply said, “If it doesn’t work, think of another solution.”

 

The court physician continuously declared it was true.

 

After a restless night, Zhao Qi was both physically and mentally exhausted. Jiang Dehai, seeing his tired state, said, “Your Majesty should rest for a while. I’ll stay here and keep watch.”

 

Zhao Qi gave a wry smile. “My bed is occupied. Where can I rest?”

 

Jiang Dehai replied, “I’ll have someone prepare a side chamber for you right away.”

 

“No need,” Zhao Qi said. “I don’t feel like sleeping.”

 

“You must sleep, even if you don’t want to,” He Changzhou said. “Your Majesty still has to attend the morning court tomorrow. If you fall asleep on the Dragon Throne due to exhaustion, Prime Minister Xiao will be angry. You don’t want to see how frightening he can get when he’s angry, do you?”

 

Zhao Qi shuddered. “Then I’ll just take a short nap. Wake me up in half an hour.”

 

He Changzhou said, “I’ll accompany you.”

 

Zhao Qiao weakly said, “Your Majesty, what about me?”

 

“You?” Zhao Qi replied, “You stay here and write a confession. Only when Rong Tang’s matter is resolved can you get up.”

 

Zhao Qi and He Changzhou went to the side chamber. Zhao Qi was too lazy to change his clothes and simply lay down on the bed, sighing, “With a younger brother like Zhao Qiao, how could I not be driven to death?”

 

He Changzhou tucked him into the blanket and covered him properly.

 

Zhao Qi said, “I can manage myself. You can leave now.”

 

He Changzhou didn’t say anything, but his gaze at Zhao Qi was filled with half grievance and half sorrow.

 

Zhao Qi noticed He Changzhou’s strange behavior. Lying under the blanket, he asked, “What’s wrong with you?”

 

He Changzhou rested his chin on his hand and complained, “Your Majesty only thinks about Rong Tang and never asks when I arrived or why I came.”

 

Zhao Qi slapped his forehead. “Oh right—weren’t you practicing troops in the suburbs these days? Why did you come back suddenly?”

 

He Changzhou sat on the edge of the bed, leaning back with both hands behind him, and said, “Because I missed Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi remained expressionless. “Oh.”

 

“Does Your Majesty miss me?”

 

“A little bit.”

 

He Changzhou seemed very pleased. “What does Your Majesty miss about me?”

 

“I miss when you will get the military salaries sorted out.”

 

“……” He Changzhou fell silent for a while before asking, “Why doesn’t Your Majesty want Rong Tang?”

 

Zhao Qi pulled his blanket tighter. “I’ve said it before; I don’t want to force him.”

 

He Changzhou laughed. “But just now, it was clear that Rong Tang was the one forcing Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi mumbled, “I’m going to sleep…”

 

He Changzhou hugged Zhao Qi through the blanket. “If Your Majesty doesn’t say, I won’t let you sleep.”

 

Zhao Qi’s temples throbbed. He pushed the head close to his face away. “Have you all collectively been possessed? Why does no one let me have peace?”

 

He Changzhou nuzzled Zhao Qi’s palm. “Your Majesty, tell me. I really want to know.”

 

“……”

 

He Changzhou asked, “Has Your Majesty stopped liking Rong Tang?”

 

Zhao Qi gave up and shouted loudly, “Yes, that’s right. I’ve changed my heart!”

 

He Changzhou pressed further, “Then who does Your Majesty like now?”

 

Zhao Qi, with affectionate eyes, said, “Who else could it be? It’s all my countless subjects of Da Jing!”

 

He Changzhou: “……”

 

“All people in the world are my children. I love them dearly,” Zhao Qi said. “You are one of them too. Come on, call me ‘father’ so I can hear it.”

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Chapter 25 – I was badly cheated, very badly.

 

Zhao Qi was extremely excited; if he hadn’t remembered that he was eavesdropping, he would have shouted out loud.

 

In the original story, Rong Tang had no hesitation in agreeing to help Zhao Tong with his major plans, and promised to spare no effort in assisting him. But now, Rong Tang said he was willing to become Zhao Tong’s prisoner. The contrast was stark and painful.

 

The shock Zhao Tong felt seemed to far exceed Zhao Qi’s. “W-What did you say?”

 

“I said, if you intend to use this method to rescue me, I’d rather stay in the palace.”

 

“Why?!” After the initial shock, Zhao Tong was filled with disappointment and heartbreak from feeling betrayed. Rong Tang was his close friend, who knew exactly how he had barely survived the humiliation and scorn from Empress Dowager Wen and Zhao Qi. He believed Rong Tang’s hatred for Zhao Qi was no less than his own. A year ago, just before leaving the capital, he had a meeting with Rong Tang. At that time, Rong Tang had spoken with great anger, expressing his wish to tear Zhao Qi apart and drink his blood. How had things changed in just a year, that Rong Tang was now protecting that despicable emperor?

 

Zhao Tong had always had the demeanor of a refined gentleman, making people feel as if they owed him something when he questioned them. Yet there was no trace of guilt in Rong Tang’s tone. “The Great Jing Dynasty has lasted for less than a century and is now at a period of recuperation. If war were to break out again, it would be detrimental to both the country and the people.”

 

Zhao Tong countered, “Look at the current state of Great Jing! The court is in chaos, the administration is corrupt, the emperor is foolish, and the imperial relatives hold power. Prime Minister Xiao controls the court, and his faction is numerous. If this continues, before the Zhao family can act, others will already be plotting.”

 

Rong Tang asked, “Who are these other people you speak of?”

 

“The Prime Minister Xiao in the capital, and the non-royal princes in the southwest.”

 

“If Xiao Shiqing wanted to seize power, he would have done so by now,” Rong Tang said. “Though I don’t know him well, I believe that compared to sitting on the dragon throne, Xiao Shiqing enjoys manipulating things behind the scenes more. As for the Prince of Zhaonan you mentioned, he is only concerned with self-preservation. As long as the court does not strip his fief, he will not have any thoughts of rebellion.”

 

Zhao Qi was somewhat surprised by Rong Tang’s clear understanding of the world situation despite being confined in the palace. He truly was a top scholar who had earned his reputation through genuine talent.

 

Zhao Tong said, “Alright, setting aside Prime Minister Xiao and the Prince of Zhaonan, what about Zhao Qi?”

 

Rong Tang’s eyes flickered slightly, “He…”

 

“What outrageous things has he done that you’ve already forgotten?” Zhao Tong asked in a deep voice. “If not for him, how would you have ended up trapped in the harem, being used as a mere pawn? How would your family have been ridiculed in the capital and forced to return to Cangzhou?”

 

Rong Tang simply replied, “There’s no need to remind me. I remember.”

 

“You remember? And yet you still defend him?” Zhao Tong took a step closer. “You still defend him even though you remember?”

 

Rong Tang frowned slightly, his expression growing grim, “He is no longer the Zhao Qi of the past. He is changing.”

 

“Changing?” Zhao Tong laughed, “Changing the country is easy, but changing one’s nature is hard. Even if he has truly changed, can we just ignore what he did in the past?”

 

Rong Tang turned his head and coughed lightly.

 

Zhao Qi felt a pang of sympathy. Zhao Tong, can’t you just shut up for a moment? Rong Tang is getting upset again; can’t you see that? You talk way too much for a main character.

 

Fortunately, Zhao Tong didn’t say anything more. After a moment of silence, he said, “Rong Tang, you’ve deeply disappointed me.”

 

“Cough, cough…”

 

Zhao Tong closed his eyes. When he reopened them, his gaze had returned to its usual gentle warmth. “However, no matter what you think, you will always have a place in my heart. I won’t force you. I’ll find another way to rescue you.” Zhao Tong’s eyes were filled with emotion, “Give me a little more time.”

 

Zhao Qi furrowed his brows. When he read the original story, he was seeing things from the protagonist’s perspective and thought Zhao Tong was quite a decent person—good-natured, gentle, polite, and sincere with everyone. Now, stepping out of the protagonist’s perspective and recalling Zhao Tong’s gaze at Xiao Shiqing in Cian Palace, he began to think Zhao Tong seemed to have a bit of that certain type of scoundrel flavor. He was just an ordinary man who made mistakes that men commonly make. Perhaps he was not the only one in the world who could be infatuated with two people.

 

While Zhao Qi was lost in thought, Zhao Tong had already left. Rong Tang stood in the courtyard, occasionally coughing, and took a while before returning inside.

 

Zhao Qi looked at Rong Tang’s silhouette against the window and clenched his fists silently: How could he bear to let Rong Tang be a prisoner? He had to give him freedom and return him to the sea of people!

 

Zhao Qi left the Drunken Scholar’s Study, where Jiang Dehai had been waiting for him. As soon as Jiang Dehai saw Zhao Qi, he whispered, “Your Majesty, I just saw… saw the Prince of Huai coming out of the Drunken Scholar’s Study!”

 

“I know.”

 

Jiang Dehai was stunned, “You know and are still so calm? It’s the middle of the night, and the Prince of Huai went to see Young Master Rong. This…”

 

Zhao Qi sighed, “Being cuckolded is something you get used to after experiencing it once or twice. I’m already accustomed to it.”

 

Jiang Dehai trembled, “You’re used to it?”

 

“Indeed,” Zhao Qi rubbed his forehead, “Let’s go. Time to return to the palace and sleep.”

 

Jiang Dehai was in tears, “Your Majesty, you’ve had such a hard time!”

 

The two of them headed towards Yonghua Palace. Passing through the peach blossom forest, Zhao Qi suddenly had the idea of picking a few peach blossoms to give to Rong Tang, as a celebration of his release and freedom. He bet a cucumber that Rong Tang would certainly not lose his little peach blossoms now.

 

Jiang Dehai held the palace lantern to light the way, “Your Majesty, why don’t I help you pick them?”

 

“No need, I can do it myself.” Picking them personally would show more sincerity.

 

“It’s so dark. Your Majesty, watch your step… Oh, is that light?”

 

Zhao Qi looked ahead and indeed saw a faint light, with two figures vaguely visible. Zhao Qi grew nervous, “Could it be assassins again?! Protect the carriage, quickly find someone to protect it!”

 

Jiang Dehai smiled wryly, “Your Majesty, don’t assume everyone is an assassin. Let me check?”

 

Zhao Qi was too scared to stay alone, “I’ll go with you.”

 

Zhao Qi hid behind Jiang Dehai and approached the source of the light. He saw one figure standing under a peach blossom tree while another was crouched, digging with a hoe.

 

“Your Majesty,” Jiang Dehai whispered, “that person seems to be Prince Zhaonan.”

 

“Li Chisu?” Zhao Qi asked. “What’s he doing in the peach blossom grove so late at night?”

 

“Would Your Majesty like to ask him?”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated, worried that he might be recognized if he interacted too much with Li Chisu. But before he could decide, Li Chisu noticed him.

 

“Your Majesty?” Li Chisu walked toward them slowly. Under the dim light, his peach blossom eyes seemed to hold autumn water. “It really is Your Majesty.”

 

Hiding was no longer an option. Zhao Qi adopted a serious expression and said, “Oh, Prince Zhaonan. Didn’t I send someone to escort you out of the palace? What are you doing here?”

 

Li Chisu smiled. “Why don’t you guess, Your Majesty?”

 

Zhao Qi stroked his mustache and said, “You’re not trying to steal my peach blossoms, are you?!”

 

Li Chisu: “…”

 

“Though I have many peach blossoms, they are not for you to take.”

 

Li Chisu smiled slightly. “Your Majesty misunderstands. When I was young, I came to the palace with my father and hid a jar of wine under this very peach blossom tree. Today, I suddenly remembered it and wanted to retrieve it to satisfy my craving.”

 

“I see.” Wine and beauty were inseparable. Li Chisu loved beautiful people as well as fine wine. Zhao Qi had noticed a faint scent of wine on him last time they were forced into close contact at Chunfeng Pavilion. “Then take your time digging. I’ll be leaving.”

 

Li Chisu said, “Your Majesty, please stay.”

 

Zhao Qi looked at him warily. “Why?”

 

Li Chisu raised his hand and casually toyed with a peach blossom he had picked. “The moonlight tonight is so beautiful, and the peach blossoms are like rain. Why don’t you join me for some wine and moon-gazing?”

 

Li Chisu was indeed skilled at flirting. With the moonlight, peach blossoms, fine wine, and his handsome face, no girl or boy attracted to men could refuse him.

 

But unfortunately, Zhao Qi was a straight man.

 

Zhao Qi looked up at the bright moon in the sky and said, “The moonlight is indeed beautiful, but it’s best suited for hunting hedgehogs.”

 

Li Chisu asked, “What is that?”

 

“A very cute little creature,” Zhao Qi replied. “Unfortunately, there aren’t any around here. Otherwise, I’d be willing to hunt hedgehogs with Prince Zhaonan.”

 

Li Chisu chuckled lightly. “Your Majesty, are you rejecting me?”

 

Zhao Qi was blunt. “It’s good you understand. I’m very busy and don’t have time to drink and have fun with you.”

 

“You don’t have to drink,” Li Chisu stepped closer. “Just let me have a good look at Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi took a step back, feeling a bit flustered. Why did Li Chisu want to look at him? Was he about to be unmasked?!

 

Zhao Qi tried to remain calm and asked, “Why should I let you see me?”

 

“Because admiring flowers and the moon is not as enjoyable as…” Li Chisu’s peach blossom branch, whether intentionally or not, brushed against Zhao Qi’s cheek. “Admiring a beautiful person.”

 

Zhao Qi finally realized he was being teased. “Impudent! How dare you think you can admire me!”

 

“Who else can, if not me?” Li Chisu’s eyes carried a gentle smile. “Prime Minister Xiao?”

 

Zhao Qi, annoyed, said, “If you keep talking nonsense, I’ll… I’ll—”

 

Li Chisu raised an eyebrow. “You’ll do what?”

 

“I’ll stop giving you military funds to support your troops!”

 

The speaker was casual, but the listener took it seriously. Li Chisu’s eyes darkened slightly as he smiled faintly. “I misspoke.”

 

“Considering you don’t understand palace rules, I’ll let it go this time,” Zhao Qi said. “If it happens again, don’t blame me for being heartless—Old Jiang, let’s go!”

 

Li Chisu said, “Your Majesty, please take care.” As Zhao Qi brushed past him, Li Chisu seemed to catch a whiff of a familiar scent. He hesitated, trying to catch the scent again, but it was gone.

 

The next day, Zhao Qi personally wrapped the peach blossoms, intending to take them to Rong Tang. However, he was stopped by Zhao Qiao, who had come to seek an audience.

 

“Your Majesty, I heard that Prince Zhaonan visited the palace yesterday?” Zhao Qiao asked anxiously. “Did he mention the matter of the marriage proposal?”

 

Speaking of which, Zhao Qi also felt troubled. “He wanted to bring it up, but I managed to block him. It was a close call this time; I don’t know if we can avoid it next time.”

 

Zhao Qiao sighed in relief. “There’s no rush. We’ll delay it as long as possible. Thankfully, Your Majesty is resourceful and protecting me; otherwise, I really wouldn’t know what to do.”

 

Zhao Qi said earnestly, “Xiao Qiao, you can’t always rely on me. We both got into this trouble, so you need to come up with some ideas yourself.”

 

Zhao Qiao smiled wryly. “Your Majesty, I don’t have that kind of brainpower.”

 

“You need to have confidence in yourself.” Zhao Qi patted his shoulder. “Xiao Qiao, you need to work hard to become stronger! In love and in battle, you must forge ahead!”

 

Zhao Qi’s encouragement gave Zhao Qiao great confidence. “Although I don’t fully understand what Your Majesty means, I will work hard to come up with a solution.”

 

“That’s the spirit,” Zhao Qi said with satisfaction. “I need to go out for a while. You stay here and be at ease.”

 

“Your Majesty, wait,” Zhao Qiao said. “I am deeply favored by the Emperor and cannot repay you, so I can only…”

 

Zhao Qi jumped slightly. “You’re not going to pledge yourself, are you?”

 

Zhao Qiao laughed. “I’d like to offer myself, but I know Your Majesty would refuse.”

 

“Your self-awareness reassures me.”

 

“But I have prepared a great gift for Your Majesty!”

 

“Another one?” Zhao Qi sighed. “It’s not another Chang Xiangsi No. 3, is it?”

 

“Not at all,” Zhao Qiao said mysteriously. “But I believe Your Majesty will definitely like this gift!”

 

“So where is the gift?”

 

Zhao Qiao replied, “Please be patient, Your Majesty. The gift will arrive tonight.”

 

Zhao Qi commented, “All this fuss.”

 

After Zhao Qiao left, Zhao Qi was invited by Xiao Shiqing to the Hall of Diligent Administration for a meeting, which lasted all day. By the time he returned to his quarters, it was already dark.

 

Thinking about freeing Rong Tang, Zhao Qi immediately said upon entering the palace, “Bring my peach blossoms here. I need to go to the Drunken Scholar Studio.”

 

Jiang Dehai approached with a somewhat strange expression on his face. “Your Majesty, perhaps you should first take a look at the grand gift Young Master Zhao Si sent you.”

 

“He really sent something?” Zhao Qi looked around. “Where is it?”

 

Jiang Dehai replied, “It’s in Your Majesty’s bedchamber.”

 

Zhao Qi went inside, and Jiang Dehai did not follow but instead closed the door behind him.

 

What on earth is going on…? Zhao Qi was confused when he suddenly heard a muffled groan.

 

Zhao Qi stopped in his tracks. “Who’s there? Is it an assassin?”

 

“…It’s me.”

 

Zhao Qi widened his eyes. This voice…

 

The sound was coming from the dragon bed. Zhao Qi pushed aside the layers of yellow gauze and arrived at the bed, where he was stunned by the sight before him. “Rong Tang? How did you…”

 

Rong Tang, dressed in white, was half-lying on the dragon bed. His slender chest was rising and falling, his face flushed, and his eyes were misty. He stared directly at Zhao Qi, his gaze filled with complex emotions and a subtle hint of resentment.

 

Zhao Qi’s first reaction was that Rong Tang had fallen ill again. He urgently said, “Hold on, I’ll call for the imperial physician right away.”

 

Rong Tang looked at him. “Come here.”

 

Lives are at stake; Zhao Qi dared not delay. He took a few steps forward and asked, “Where do you feel unwell?”

 

Before he could finish speaking, Rong Tang suddenly reached out and grabbed him. Even through the dragon robe, Zhao Qi could feel the heat from Rong Tang’s hand. Worried, Zhao Qi said, “You’re burning up badly. We need to get a doctor right away. Let go of me—”

 

Rong Tang didn’t respond. Instead, he exerted force, pulling Zhao Qi into his embrace, and they both fell onto the dragon bed.

 

Zhao Qi was pinned under Rong Tang and felt that not only was Rong Tang burning up, but there was also something else burning in his eyes. He turned his head and noticed a familiar red porcelain bottle on the table, suddenly realizing—

 

So, Rong Tang, who had been drugged, was the grand gift Zhao Qiao had sent him! Oh my god, what kind of devilish younger brother is this? He might as well just kill him directly!

 

Zhao Qi pushed against Rong Tang’s shoulders. “Rong Tang, you, you, you, you need to stop! You’ve got the wrong person. I’m not your beloved!”

 

A bead of hot sweat slid down Rong Tang’s forehead. “I haven’t made a mistake.”

 

Zhao Qi felt like crying but couldn’t. “Calm down and let me explain! You’ve taken a drug called Chang Xiangsi. It causes you to have illusions and mistake the person next to you for your beloved…”

 

“I haven’t made a mistake,” Rong Tang repeated, staring into Zhao Qi’s eyes. “You are… Zhao Qi.”

 

Zhao Qi: ???

 

What does that mean? Did Rong Tang take fake medicine?!

 

However, Zhao Qi quickly found he didn’t have time to ponder this question because he noticed Rong Tang… was indeed reacting.

 

Zhao Qi went crazy and struggled desperately. “No, no, no, no, this isn’t right! You’re supposed to be the pure and cold fairy lord! How can you, how can you—”

 

The more Zhao Qi struggled, the fiercer the fire in Rong Tang’s eyes burned. Zhao Qi even felt that his struggles were making Rong Tang more excited.

 

But he had to struggle, had to push Rong Tang away—he really didn’t want to get involved with a man!

 

Damn it, Rong Tang isn’t supposed to be weak and sickly, so why is he so strong?!

 

Losing patience, Rong Tang tore off the light gauze from the bedside and bound Zhao Qi’s struggling wrists with it, speaking in a hoarse voice, “Stop moving.”

 

Zhao Qi cried, “Then let me go…”

 

“It’s you who turned me into this,” Rong Tang said softly. “You need to take responsibility.”

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Chapter 24 – I will let Rongrong leave the palace tomorrow

 

On the second day, Li Chisu indeed entered the palace. What Zhao Qi didn’t expect was that his long-awaited original book’s protagonist, Zhao Tong, was also with him.

 

It was said that Zhao Tong arrived in the capital early that morning and went straight into the palace without even having a sip of water. At the palace gate, he coincidentally met Li Chisu, and together they requested an audience with the emperor.

 

When Xiao Shiqing heard this, he remarked with subtle intention, “They seem to have met quite fortuitously.”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “Does the Prime Minister bro mean that they intentionally came together?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied, “Prince Huai probably fears that he might be troublesome to you and the Empress Dowager if he entered the palace alone. Therefore, he deliberately waited for Prince Zhaonan to enter with him. With Prince Zhaonan present, your attention on him would naturally be limited.”

 

This indeed seemed to fit Zhao Tong’s style, being cautious and calculating every step.

 

A eunuch came to report, “Your Majesty, Prime Minister. Prince Huai and Prince Zhaonan are currently paying their respects to the Empress Dowager in the Cian Palace. The Empress Dowager will host a banquet there to welcome the two princes and requests your presence along with the Prime Minister.”

 

Xiao Shiqing lightly pushed Zhao Qi’s back, “Let’s go.”

 

“Prime Minister, please go ahead,” Zhao Qi said, “I still have something to do.”

 

“What is it?”

 

Zhao Qi looked a bit embarrassed, “Brother, don’t you remember? Li Chisu has seen me at Chunfeng Pavilion.”

 

Xiao Shiqing was momentarily speechless.

 

“Although there’s a difference before and after I put on makeup, it’s still better to disguise myself just in case.”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at him, “How do you plan to disguise yourself?”

 

In the Cian Palace, Li Chisu presented the Empress Dowager with gifts from Nanzhou—ten pots of rare-colored, uniquely-shaped peonies.

 

“These flowers are really beautiful,” the Empress Dowager said with a smile, “They come in various colors. I’ve never seen green peonies before.”

 

Li Chisu smiled, “I heard from my father that the Empress Dowager enjoys arranging flowers in her spare time. Hence, I spent several years finding these ten pots of peonies.”

 

The Empress Dowager nodded, “Prince Zhaonan has gone to great lengths.”

 

While they were speaking, Zhao Tong stood quietly aside, always maintaining a gracious and suitable smile.

 

Yun Xiu approached and said, “Empress Dowager, the Emperor and the Prime Minister have arrived.”

 

The Empress Dowager looked at Li Chisu, “At last, they have arrived.”

 

When Zhao Qi entered the hall, he saw two men standing behind the Empress Dowager—one was the Li Chisu he had met before, whose dark green imperial robe did not seem solemn or restrained at all but instead highlighted his charm and grace; the other was Zhao Qi’s rival, Zhao Tong.

 

As the original book’s protagonist, Zhao Tong was indeed good-looking, with refined and elegant features that were pleasing to the eye, making it no wonder he could win so many hearts.

 

Both Zhao Tong and Li Chisu knelt and saluted. Zhao Qi maintained a stern expression, “Rise.”

 

“Your Majesty…” The Empress Dowager stared at Zhao Qi’s face, “Why have you suddenly grown a beard?”

 

Xiao Shiqing let out a very faint laugh. Zhao Qi touched the newly attached beard, “I thought this would give me a more masculine look.”

 

The Empress Dowager appeared very confused, “But you didn’t have this when you came to pay your respects to me yesterday…”

 

Zhao Qi quickly changed the subject, “Oh, where did these flowers come from? And what about the vegetable pot—will it be stir-fried for the banquet later?”

 

The Empress Dowager couldn’t help but smile, “Your Majesty, these are peonies.”

 

“Ah?” Zhao Qi said in disbelief, “There are green flowers too?”

 

Li Chisu smiled with a hint of confusion in his eyes as he looked at Zhao Qi. This was likely his first time seeing the emperor as an adult, yet he felt an inexplicable familiarity.

 

Ignoring the two strips of beard, the young emperor was quite delicate and attractive, his complexion pale from years of luxury; with the addition of the beard, he seemed somewhat quirky.

 

In summary, the emperor was a little beauty. And he could remember the face of anyone who was beautiful.

 

Seeing Li Chisu staring at Zhao Qi without blinking, Xiao Shiqing said, “I’ve heard that Prince Zhaonan has seen all the beauties in the world. I wonder, how do the beauties of the capital compare to those of Nanzhou?”

 

Li Chisu shifted his gaze from Zhao Qi, “Naturally, each has its own merits. The girls from Nanzhou are lively and cheerful, while those from the capital are gentle and considerate. I like both.” He added, “By the way, I’ve also heard that Prime Minister Xiao is renowned for his extraordinary grace and is considered the most handsome man in Dajing. It’s a privilege to meet you today. Truly, you are exceptional and make one feel inadequate.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled faintly, “Likewise.”

 

Zhao Qi stifled a laugh. Compliments for commercial purposes could be seen anytime.

 

Zhao Tong looked at Xiao Shiqing with an expression of wanting to say something but holding back, “Has the Prime Minister been well this year?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied nonchalantly, “Yes.”

 

Zhao Tong smiled warmly, “Then I can be at ease.”

 

“Why does Prince Huai only ask about the Prime Minister’s well-being and not mine?” Zhao Qi said jokingly, “Could it be that the Prime Minister is more important to you than I am?”

 

Zhao Tong lowered his eyes, “I wouldn’t dare. I always wish for Your Majesty’s peace and safety from afar in the Northern Border.”

 

This answer had no flaws. But Zhao Qi knew well that Zhao Tong was actually hoping for him to fall soon while in his fief.

 

The Empress Dowager said, “Since everyone is here, let’s start the banquet. We are all family, so there’s no need for formalities. Just treat it like a regular family dinner.”

 

This “family dinner” seemed to be quite pleasant on the surface. As Xiao Shiqing had said, with Li Chisu present, the Empress Dowager’s attention would not be on Zhao Tong. Although Zhao Tong was at the table, he seemed like an invisible person, which was the effect he wanted.

 

During the meal, the Empress Dowager mentioned the bond of brotherhood between the late Emperor Gaozu and the old Prince Zhaonan, jokingly saying, “Prince Zhaonan is young in age but high in seniority. If we take it seriously, the Emperor would have to call you ‘little uncle.’”

 

Zhao Qi choked on his wine, “Mother!”

 

Li Chisu found Zhao Qi’s reaction amusing, “If I could hear the Emperor call me ‘little uncle,’ I would die without regret.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said：“The Emperor is the Son of Heaven, and with anyone, it must always be a matter of ruler and subject.”

 

Zhao Qi suppressed the urge to roll his eyes. He felt a bit grateful that Xiao Shiqing spoke up for him, but who was the one forcing him to call him “brother,” and still had the nerve to talk about “ruler and subject” principles? The double standards never cease.

 

Li Chisu drank a cup of wine, his drunkenness in his eyes unclear whether it was real or feigned. “Will the Prime Minister uphold the gentlemanly manners before the Emperor?”

 

Even Zhao Qi could hear the implication in these words, suggesting that Xiao Shiqing was overstepping his bounds, let alone the others at the table.

 

Xiao Shiqing’s expression was inscrutable, and he countered, “What does King Zhaonan think?”

 

Li Chisu laughed, “This king has been in the southern province for many years. How would I know about the Prime Minister and the Emperor’s matters?”

 

“Since King Zhaonan knows that this is a matter between me and the Emperor, why ask?”

 

Though it was their first meeting, it felt as though their energies were mismatched, with every sentence carrying hidden meanings, which left Zhao Qi feeling somewhat exhausted, as if watching a palace drama.

 

Empress Dowager Wen set down her silver chopsticks and wiped her mouth with a handkerchief. “Why bring up such things? King Zhaonan, I remember you are about twenty-six or twenty-seven, aren’t you?”

 

Zhao Qi straightened up. According to custom, once the Empress Dowager mentioned age, she was likely to bring up marriage soon.

 

“Replying to the Empress Dowager, I am twenty-seven this year.”

 

“You’re no longer young. Other nobles of your age already have a complete family, but you don’t even have a proper wife.”

 

Li Chisu had come prepared and continued with Empress Dowager Wen’s lead, “I have yet to meet someone I like, which is why it has been delayed until now. However, just a few days ago, I finally met someone I am fond of…”

 

Seeing that Li Chisu was truly about to request a marriage arrangement, Zhao Qi hurriedly interjected, “Prince Huai!”

 

Zhao Tong was confused as to why he was suddenly mentioned. “Your Majesty?”

 

“I heard that the northern borders are freezing cold, with snow falling for half the year. You’ve been there for such a long time. How is your health?”

 

Zhao Tong replied, “Replying to Your Majesty, I am well.”

 

Empress Dowager Wen asked, “Has there been any progress with your illness?”

 

Years ago, Zhao Tong had claimed to suffer from impotence to survive under the dog emperor and Empress Dowager Wen. Many people knew of this, but only Zhao Qi knew he was lying.

 

Zhao Tong lowered his head, “Replying to the Empress Dowager, it is still the same.”

 

“Is that so,” Empress Dowager Wen smiled ambiguously, “Tomorrow, let the imperial physician have a look at you.”

 

Zhao Tong restrained himself, “Thank you, Empress Dowager.”

 

“However, this matter cannot be forced. After all, it’s not life-threatening, so don’t worry too much.” Now that her son’s condition was better, Empress Dowager Wen was more relaxed. “What were we talking about? Oh, the wife of King Zhaonan…”

 

Zhao Qi interjected again, “King Zhaonan, I’d like to offer you a toast. Thank you for bringing flowers… flowers for the Empress Dowager from the southern province.”

 

Li Chisu looked at the little emperor’s tilted mustache and smiled, “It should be me toasting the Emperor.”

 

Xiao Shiqing also personally poured a cup of wine and signaled to a eunuch standing by, “Give this wine to the Emperor and tell him it’s from me.”

 

The eunuch did as instructed, and Zhao Qi, without much thought, took the cup and drank a small sip. Empress Dowager Wen, sitting next to him, noticed a change in her expression—this cup had been used by Xiao Shiqing.

 

Empress Dowager Wen lost interest in discussing Li Chisu’s marriage, and Li Chisu did not bring it up again. Zhao Qi breathed a sigh of relief.

 

After the banquet, everyone went their separate ways.

 

A palace eunuch led Zhao Tong out of the palace, and Zhao Tong suddenly stopped and said, “Eunuch.”

 

“Your Highness?”

 

“Eunuch, I want to go to Changxi Palace to retrieve a relic of my mother,” Zhao Tong handed the eunuch a heavy silver ingot. “Please, make an exception.”

 

The eunuch hesitated, “Your Highness, it’s so late, and we are in the inner palace.”

 

Zhao Tong added another silver ingot and smiled, “Just to retrieve one item. It will be quick.”

 

Two silver ingots were enough for an ordinary person’s lifetime, and the eunuch couldn’t resist the temptation. “Then please hurry.”

 

“I will.”

 

Having grown up in the palace, Zhao Tong was very familiar with the palace routes even after a year away. He quickly arrived at his destination.

 

In the moonlight, a person stood by the window, with ink-black hair and snow-white robes. Zhao Tong blurted out the person’s name, “Rong Tang!”

 

Rong Tang paused slightly, then slowly turned around. “Your Majesty?”

 

In the instant their eyes met, both were stunned. Zhao Tong asked, “What did you call me?”

 

“I thought it was…” Rong Tang paused and didn’t continue. During the Wanshou Festival, all the regional princes had to return to the capital to celebrate the Emperor’s birthday. He knew Zhao Tong would return and guessed he would find a way to see him. “Your Highness, you’re back.”

 

“Yes, I’m back.” Zhao Tong stared intently at Rong Tang. “You’ve suffered this year.”

 

Rong Tang looked at him quietly, without speaking.

 

“I don’t have time to talk much right now.” Zhao Tong spoke rapidly. “But you have to believe me, I am finding a way to rescue you.”

 

“Have you come up with a plan?”

 

Zhao Tong hesitated for a moment and said, “I have.” In his expectation, when they met, Rong Tang would at least be moved, even if not losing control. But Rong Tang was so calm that Zhao Tong was uncertain whether to share his grand plan with him.

 

Rong Tang asked, “What is it?”

 

Zhao Tong thought for a moment and said tactfully, “Rong Tang, Zhao Qi loves you to the core. He will never let you go. As long as he sits on the dragon throne, you will forever be his prisoner.”

 

“Hmm.”

 

Zhao Tong believed he had been very clear, and someone as intelligent as Rong Tang couldn’t have failed to understand. “So what do you think?”

 

Rong Tang’s gaze moved past Zhao Tong’s shoulder, landing on the windowsill.

 

Not long ago, Zhao Qi had placed a blooming peach blossom there.

 

Rong Tang remained silent for a long time, and Zhao Tong grew anxious. “Rong Tang, will you help me?”

 

Rong Tang withdrew his gaze. “If your plan is to usurp the throne, then I am willing.”

 

Zhao Tong couldn’t hide his excitement. “I knew…”

 

“—willing to be his prisoner.”

 

Zhao Tong’s eyes widened in disbelief as he looked at Rong Tang.

 

Hiding in the corner, Zhao Qi, who had heard everything clearly, was so moved he almost cried.

 

Listen, listen! Rong Tang doesn’t want his life!!! My little peach blossom, my little peach, and my little candied fruit weren’t given in vain!!!

 

“Rong Rong, wait for me! I will release you from the palace tomorrow!”

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Chapter 23 – I often seem out of tune with you because I am too pure.

 

Zhao Qi squirmed uneasily in Xiao Shiqing’s arms. “Prime Minister, aren’t we going back to the palace?”

 

“I meant going home,” Xiao Shiqing said in a deep voice. “Stop moving around.”

 

Zhao Qi replied, “…Oh.”

 

The Xiao residence was located in the best part of the capital, just two streets away from the imperial palace. For many of Xiao’s political allies, the Xiao residence was the real symbol of power, more so than the imperial palace.

 

Xiao Shiqing’s parents were still alive. His father had retired three years ago after achieving great success and had returned to his hometown to enjoy his retirement; he was now living on a farm in the outskirts of the capital. Xiao Shiqing’s mother had originally been with his father, but upon realizing that such a large residence had no mistress, she couldn’t bear to leave it unattended and had moved back to the capital to manage the household affairs for Xiao Shiqing.

 

Since Xiao Shiqing had risen to the position of Chief Minister, he had been constantly occupied with state affairs and often stayed at the palace, only returning home three or four times a month. Every time he returned, the servants would inform his mother, and today was no exception.

 

“What did you say?” Xiao’s mother asked in disbelief. “Xiao Shiqing has come back and he’s holding a girl in his arms? Are you sure you didn’t see wrongly? He’s holding a girl, not a scroll of petitions?”

 

The servant replied, “Old Madam, I saw it clearly. The Prime Minister is indeed holding a girl, dressed in bright red clothes, very festive.”

 

Xiao’s mother closed her eyes, clasped her hands together, and murmured, “Blessed Buddha, blessed Buddha, my son has finally seen the light!”

 

The servant added, “But Old Madam, I heard that the Prime Minister picked this girl up from Spring Breeze Pavillion. Given what kind of place Spring Breeze Pavillion is, I’m afraid the girl might…”

 

Xiao’s mother waved her hand dismissively, saying, “What does it matter if it’s Spring Breeze Pavillion or Xiayu Tower? As long as she’s a girl, that’s all that counts!”

 

The servant chuckled, “Old Madam must be overjoyed.”

 

Xiao’s mother could barely contain her excitement. “Yes, I’ve waited so long for this day. Xiao Shiqing is so proud and has such high standards. I’ve found so many concubines and maidservants for him, but he didn’t like any of them. Over the years, he’s been so busy with state affairs that he hasn’t had the time or inclination for romance. I never expected him to have a day like this. I thought he would spend his life with official documents!”

 

The servant said, “Maybe next year Old Madam will have a grandchild. This is truly a great joy!”

 

Xiao’s mother, delighted, asked, “Do we still have the secret recipe we got from the palace last time?”

 

The servant replied, “The recipe for the childbirth medicine? Yes, I’ve kept it safe.”

 

“Quickly prepare a batch. Send it to the girl first thing tomorrow morning!”

 

Xiao Shiqing carried Zhao Qi into the room and placed him on the bed behind the screen. Zhao Qi didn’t dare move or ask questions, simply staring up at Xiao Shiqing with his big eyes full of confusion.

 

Xiao Shiqing calmly explained, “You’re not in a condition to return to the palace. You’ll stay here for the night and go back tomorrow.”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “Oh… or could the Prime Minister provide me with a change of clothes so I can change and then go back to the palace?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied, “I’m very busy.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“I don’t have time to escort you.”

 

“I don’t need you to escort me…”

 

Xiao Shiqing coolly said, “Does the Emperor think the Xiao residence is unfit to host the Emperor for one night?”

 

Zhao Qi protested, “I didn’t say that.”

 

“Then just stay here properly.”

 

Zhao Qi reluctantly nodded, “Prime Minister, about the clothes…”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at him and smiled slightly, “I said, since the Emperor likes wearing them, you might as well wear them a bit longer.”

 

Zhao Qi: “…”

 

“I have other matters to attend to. The Emperor should rest now.”

 

After Xiao Shiqing left, several maidservants came in with hot water and towels to help Zhao Qi wash his face. Zhao Qi had removed his makeup, but he was still wearing his dress, which gave him an ambiguous appearance.

 

The maidservants didn’t dare speak much and left as soon as they were done. Zhao Qi had long since lost his desire to sleep and began examining the room. The room was spacious, with only the essentials and no extra items, indicating that the owner rarely stayed there.

 

Zhao Qi climbed into bed, still wearing his skirt. He stared at the ceiling, recalling the events of the day, and felt his face grow hot again. He lifted his arm to cover his eyes and muttered, “What a sin…”

 

It was rare for Xiao Shiqing to spend a night at home. Any matters that needed decisions from Xiao Mu had to wait for him to handle. His trusted steward presented dozens of invitations and letters. Xiao Shiqing glanced at the beginnings of most but paid no further attention, except for one invitation, which he read from start to finish.

 

The steward recognized the invitation. “Prime Minister, this is an invitation from the King of Huai.”

 

“Hmm,” Xiao Shiqing replied, “The person hasn’t arrived yet, but the invitation has come ahead.”

 

The steward said, “The King of Huai has official business and can discuss it with the Prime Minister at the palace. If he wishes to visit in person now, it must be for personal matters—will the Prime Minister receive him at the residence?”

 

Xiao Shiqing thought for a moment. “No need to reply to this invitation. If the King of Huai really comes, treat him as you would any other guest.”

 

The steward nodded in agreement.

 

Xiao Shiqing then asked, “Have there been any unusual activities from the big households you’ve been monitoring lately?”

 

The two of them talked until the fifth watch. When Xiao Shiqing returned to his room, the little emperor was sleeping soundly on his bed, his cheeks flushed, lips slightly parted, and a red skirt peeking out from the covers.

 

Xiao Shiqing sat by the bed, looking at the face he had previously underestimated, feeling an unusual sense of confusion in his eyes.

 

Since when had he started to think of this face as “innocent and cheerful, candid and lovable”?

 

A maid tiptoed in. “Prime Minister, it’s time to go to the palace for court.”

 

Xiao Shiqing came back to his senses and called out, “Your Majesty.”

 

There was no response.

 

He shook Zhao Qi a few times. Zhao Qi frowned, opened his eyes a crack, mumbled something, grabbed his hand and pulled it into his embrace, then closed his eyes again.

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes darkened slightly, his other hand slowly closing into a fist.

 

After a short while, the maid urged again, “Prime Minister, if you don’t get up now, you’ll be late for court.”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied with a “Hmm,” withdrew his hand, and directly lifted the blanket.

 

On the bed, the little emperor’s long hair was scattered over the pillow, with a few strands in his mouth; the crimson Confucian robe was in disarray, interwoven with the black hair, creating a bewitching scene.

 

Zhao Qi shivered, trying to grab the blanket but found nothing. He opened his eyes, gradually waking up, looked at the familiar face, and called out, “Prime Minister brother.”

 

Xiao Shiqing shifted his gaze slightly. “Get up, it’s time for court.”

 

Xiao Shiqing, finally showing some mercy, allowed Zhao Qi to change into male attire. Zhao Qi asked, “Prime Minister brother, are we already late?”

 

“Hmm.”

 

“What should we do then?”

 

“They will wait,” Xiao Shiqing said, referring to the officials.

 

After some commotion, the two were ready to leave the residence but were stopped by Granny Shen, who was beside Xiao Mu. Granny Shen was a maid who accompanied Xiao Mu into marriage. Xiao Shiqing treated her differently from ordinary servants. “Granny, is there something you need?”

 

Granny Shen, holding a bowl of soup, glanced at Zhao Qi. “Oh? Prime Minister, where is the young lady you brought back last night?”

 

Zhao Qi looked up innocently—he had no idea.

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “What about it?”

 

“I was sent by the old lady to deliver this soup to the young lady.”

 

Xiao Shiqing inquired, “Soup?”

 

“The confinement soup from the palace.”

 

“Cough, cough—cough, cough, cough—” Zhao Qi started coughing violently, his face turning almost as red as blood—It’s hard to fit in when you’re not twisted enough.

 

Xiao Shiqing laughed and said, “Granny, leave it in the room. I’ll have him drink it later.”

 

Zhao Qi covered his mouth: You’re not getting him to drink it!

 

In Taihua Hall, the civil and military officials had been waiting for half an hour, but neither the Prime Minister nor the Emperor had made an appearance.

 

He Changzhou leaned against a pillar in the hall, arms crossed, looking at the Emperor’s dragon throne and Xiao Shiqing’s sandalwood chair, lost in thought.

 

The Minister of the Army approached him. “General He, why are both the Prime Minister and the Emperor so late today?”

 

He Changzhou replied lazily, “Why are you asking me? Who should I ask?”

 

The Minister of the Army showed curiosity. “Aren’t you curious, General He?”

 

“Curious,” He Changzhou nodded, “That’s why I plan to ask in person.”

 

The Minister of the Army sighed. “General He and Prime Minister Xiao have such a good relationship. If it were me, I wouldn’t dare to ask.”

 

He Changzhou smiled. “Who says I’m going to ask the Prime Minister?”

 

The Minister of the Army was surprised. “Then who are you going to ask—”

 

Suddenly, the ministers who had been whispering fell silent. He Changzhou turned his head and saw Xiao Shiqing standing at the door of the hall.

 

Xiao Shiqing walked past everyone and had just sat down on the sandalwood chair when a eunuch announced loudly, “The Emperor has arrived—”

 

He Changzhou and the other officials knelt and saluted, looking up at the Emperor on the dragon throne.

 

The Emperor seemed to have had a poor night’s sleep, yawning even while saying “You may rise.”

 

He Changzhou attended the court distractedly, and while Xiao Shiqing was discussing the palace examination matters with the Ministry of Rites, he went to the Palace of Governance.

 

Since he started managing state affairs, Zhao Qi’s residence had shifted from Yonghua Palace to the Palace of Governance. When He Changzhou arrived, Zhao Qi was bent over, deeply engrossed in calculations.

 

He Changzhou said, “Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi looked up. “He Changzhou, you’re here.”

 

He Changzhou walked to the desk and looked at Zhao Qi writing a series of strange characters. “What is Your Majesty writing?”

 

“Um, the country’s figures,” Zhao Qi put down his pen with a sigh. “He Changzhou, I’m so poor.”

 

He Changzhou laughed. “How so?”

 

“I just calculated the money in the treasury and lost quite a bit of hair,” Zhao Qi counted on his fingers. “We need money for the imperial examinations, for the longevity festival, for maintaining the army… Recently, there have been major floods in the south, which means we need money for disaster relief and flood control. I originally wanted them to cancel the longevity festival, which is just my birthday anyway, and have a nice meal made for me, but my mother wouldn’t agree to it no matter what.”

 

He Changzhou said, “Your Majesty, the longevity festival is not just your birthday. It’s also the day when the various local princes return to the capital and the envoys from other countries come to pay their respects. If any year the longevity festival is not held, what will the neighboring countries think of our Great Jing?”

 

Zhao Qi sighed and said, “You’re saying the same thing as the Empress Dowager. What troubles me the most right now is the major flooding in the south. The funds are limited. Should we prioritize disaster relief or flood control?”

 

He Changzhou pondered for a moment and replied, “Your Majesty, instead of getting tangled up in this, why not think about how to fill the national treasury?”

 

Zhao Qi’s eyes lit up. “Do you have a solution?”

 

“The biggest expenditure in the treasury right now is the military salaries. I do have a way to save a sum for Your Majesty, but I have a condition.”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “What condition?”

 

He Changzhou smiled without speaking.

 

Zhao Qi grew a bit anxious and grabbed He Changzhou’s arm, urging, “Don’t leave me hanging like this; it’s killing me!”

 

He Changzhou chuckled, “The condition is that Your Majesty answers one question of mine and lets me hold you for a bit.”

 

Zhao Qi’s gaze at He Changzhou became complicated as he hesitated, “Changzhou…”

 

“Yes?”

 

“Do you really enjoy holding me?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Then do you have… a particular fondness for… broken sleeves?”

 

He Changzhou was momentarily taken aback but then smiled, “I just find Your Majesty’s scent pleasant and holding you comfortable, like cuddling with a soft, fluffy cat.”

 

So you’re treating me like a pet. Zhao Qi said, “Fine, I agree. What do you want to ask?”

 

He Changzhou asked, “Where did Your Majesty go last night?”

 

Zhao Qi didn’t expect this question from He Changzhou, “Uh…”

 

“Your Majesty promised me, no reneging.”

 

Zhao Qi scratched his head, “I left the palace.”

 

“And then?”

 

Since avoiding the pain wasn’t any better than facing it, Zhao Qi decided to just blurt it out, “Then I went to Chunfeng Pavilion, and then the Prime Minister caught me there and took me back to his residence.”

 

He Changzhou’s expression was playful, “And then?”

 

Zhao Qi said, “Then I just fell asleep.”

 

“Just sleeping?”

 

Zhao Qi wondered, “What else could I do at that hour except sleep?”

 

He Changzhou smiled, “There are plenty of things one could do.”

 

Zhao Qi: “…” I suspect you’re hinting at something, and I have evidence.

 

He Changzhou leaned against the desk and casually twirled a document with his fingertips, “So, Your Majesty, have you tried it?”

 

“Try what?”

 

He Changzhou answered naturally, “What’s the elegant term for it—cloud and rain matters?”

 

“…” The pace of the conversation suddenly accelerated.

 

Before Zhao Qi could answer, He Changzhou continued, “Oh, I forgot, Your Majesty has three thousand beauties in the harem. This must be just everyday stuff for you.”

 

Zhao Qi corrected him, “Not three thousand, only twelve now.”

 

He Changzhou stopped his actions and looked down at Zhao Qi, “I haven’t tried it myself.”

 

“You’re still young.”

 

“Can Your Majesty tell me what it feels like?”

 

“Absolutely not!”

 

He Changzhou moved closer, “Why not?”

 

Thanks for the invitation, but I don’t know either.

 

Zhao Qi raised his hand to push He Changzhou’s face away, pretending to stay calm, “You can only ask me one question.”

 

He Changzhou shrugged, looking nonchalant, “Alright then. How about a hug?”

 

“Sure.” Zhao Qi planned to give him a brotherly hug but was surprised when He Changzhou supported his waist and lifted him up. Zhao Qi’s legs were off the ground, and he cried out in surprise, instinctively wrapping his arms around He Changzhou’s neck.

 

He Changzhou chuckled softly and placed him on the desk.

 

Zhao Qi, still in shock, said, “This isn’t how you hug people.”

 

He Changzhou replied confidently, “That’s how I always hug.”

 

“Really?” Zhao Qi was astonished, “Do you hug your comrades in the army like this too?”

 

He Changzhou imagined the scene and frowned, “I don’t hug them, only you.” He rested his chin on Zhao Qi’s shoulder, taking a deep breath, “You really smell wonderful…”

 

Zhao Qi looked up in resignation—oh, citizens of Great Jing, I have sacrificed so much for you.

 

A few days later, it was time for the triennial palace examination. The successful candidates from the preliminary exams were writing furiously in Taihua Hall. Zhao Qi walked around the hall, stopping behind a candidate, pretending to observe and nodding seriously.

 

Zhao Qi stood behind this candidate for quite some time, but the candidate remained focused and wrote swiftly.

 

When Zhao Qi returned to his seat, Xiao Shiqing asked, “Can you understand it?”

 

Zhao Qi replied, “No. But his handwriting is very beautiful, and he’s written twice as much as the other candidates.”

 

“Is that so,” Xiao Shiqing asked casually, “What’s this person’s name?”

 

The chief examiner replied, “Replying to the Prime Minister, his surname is Xu and his given name is Qiu.”

 

Among all the candidates, Zhao Qi only remembered Xu Qiu. Besides writing fast and being the first to submit his paper, it was also because he looked somewhat indescribable—narrow eyes, thick lips, and a large mole on his face.

 

After the examination, the examiners immediately began grading the papers. According to Great Jing’s customs, the top scholar, second place, and third place should be selected by the Emperor himself. However, Zhao Qi, who had difficulty understanding the essays, wisely left this task to the chief examiner. After grading, the chief examiner presented the lists for the top three scholars to Zhao Qi, who looked through them and asked, “Xu Qiu didn’t make the list? I thought he was very impressive.”

 

The chief examiner and the deputy examiner exchanged glances, “Well…”

 

Zhao Qi asked, “What’s with that expression? Just speak your mind.”

 

The chief examiner said, “Your Majesty, Xu Qiu’s writing flows like a stream and every word is exquisite. Giving him the third place would not be unjust.”

 

Zhao Qi was puzzled, “Then why was he not selected?”

 

The chief examiner explained, “Your Majesty, Xu Qiu’s appearance is unattractive. If he were to become an official, it might harm the reputation of our Great Jing Emperor.”

 

Zhao Qi was both angry and amused, “You’re selecting talent, not choosing for looks. Are you judging him by his face?”

 

“Well…”

 

“If you ask me, as long as he has true talent and learning, even if he were a hundred times uglier, I wouldn’t mind,” Zhao Qi said, “I believe the common people won’t mind either.”

 

The chief examiner said, “The Emperor’s intention is to give him the title of ‘Top Scholar’?”

 

“No, the person should receive what they are due. Didn’t you just say he is at least a ‘Flowering Talent’?”

 

The chief examiner hesitated, “But Your Majesty, since ancient times, the ‘Flowering Talent’ is chosen based on beauty…”

 

The deputy examiner agreed, “Yes, Your Majesty. Three years ago, Young Master Rong should have been the ‘Second Place Scholar,’ but because of his outstanding appearance, he was demoted to ‘Flowering Talent.’”

 

“There’s such a thing… Forget about the past, starting this year, in future imperial examinations, you will only consider the candidates’ talent and virtue, and nothing else.”

 

The chief examiner and the deputy examiner fell silent, and both looked towards Prime Minister Xiao—without the Prime Minister’s orders, they dared not respond.

 

While Zhao Qi was arguing with the examiners, Xiao Shiqing had been listening quietly, saying nothing.

 

Xiao Shiqing took a sip of tea and said calmly, “Do as the Emperor says.”

 

The two examiners agreed repeatedly.

 

The news that the Emperor had appointed an unattractive person as the ‘Flowering Talent’ soon spread throughout the capital. The common people had mixed reactions, some praised it, while others called it absurd. After hearing about it, Rong Tang went to Zhao Qi and requested to review the examination papers of the top three scholars.

 

It was rare for Rong Tang to make such a request, so Zhao Qi’s response was, “Of course, of course. Whatever you want, I will give you!”

 

When Rong Tang was reviewing the papers, Zhao Qi sat beside him, eating snacks from the table. After Rong Tang finished, Zhao Qi asked, “How is it?”

 

Rong Tang replied, “It’s grand and profound, quite good.”

 

Zhao Qi smiled, “So, do you think he deserves the title of ‘Flowering Talent’?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Good then,” Zhao Qi said, “I hope he won’t disappoint me.”

 

Rong Tang looked at him, “I heard the Emperor has decreed that future imperial examinations will only consider virtue and talent, nothing else.”

 

“It should have been like this from the beginning.” If it weren’t for the limitations of the era’s views, Zhao Qi would have wanted to allow women to take exams, promote national education, open up to the outside world, implement the rule of law, and establish monogamy. But he knew these ideas might not be suitable for the current Great Jing; he was just indulging in his thoughts.

 

Rong Tang said lightly, “Who would have thought that the Emperor would also have a day when he doesn’t judge people by their looks?”

 

Zhao Qi knew Rong Tang was thinking about the palace exam three years ago, when the cruel Emperor had taken an immediate liking to Rong Tang, and after being rejected, forced him into the palace using the lives of Rong Tang’s family.

 

Zhao Qi felt embarrassed and didn’t know what to say. He racked his brain for a topic, “Did you finish the candied fruits I gave you last time?”

 

Rong Tang responded with a soft “Mm.”

 

Zhao Qi smiled, “I’ll have more sent to you. You’re taking such bitter medicine, so you should eat more sweet things.”

 

Rong Tang gave a gentle smile, “You’re right, only sweetness can cure bitterness.”

 

Rong Tang rarely smiled, and when he did, his usual coldness seemed to melt into a pool of autumn water, leaving Zhao Qi a bit dazed. “Rong Tang, you should smile more and drink more hot water,” he said. “That way, you’ll recover faster.”

 

Rong Tang asked, “Does the Emperor often smile?”

 

“Yes,” Zhao Qi said shamelessly, “Look at me—optimistic, open-minded, never fussing over trivial matters; when facing setbacks, I smile. As the saying goes, ‘There will be times when the strong wind breaks the waves; just hang your sails to cross the vast sea!’ Rong Tang, you should learn from me.”

 

Rong Tang replied with an “Oh.”

 

Unfortunately, Zhao Qi soon couldn’t smile anymore.

 

Inside Yonghua Palace, Zhao Qi spat out the jujube pit from his mouth and said, “What did you say?”

 

Zhao Qiao cried, “Your Majesty, Li Chisu seems to be serious. He has already come to my house to propose marriage!”

 

“Wait… Who did he propose to?”

 

Zhao Qiao pitifully said, “Your Majesty, you may not know, but I have a mute half-sister who is not favored at home. My father even forgets her name. This morning, Li Chisu sent someone to propose to my family. My father thought that having a mute concubine as a princess was a huge fortune and agreed to the marriage without a word. Li Chisu even said he would come to the palace tomorrow to ask the Emperor to grant the marriage…”

 

Zhao Qi pinched his own philtrum, slumped back into his chair, and pounded the table, saying angrily, “The east wind is powerless, and the flowers are withering. He must be out of his mind!”

 

“There’s no way. It’s only because the Emperor is so beautiful that even a scoundrel like Li Chisu is infatuated. Only someone as stunning as the Emperor can make a rogue like Li Chisu turn back!”

 

Zhao Qi twitched his mouth. Even at a time like this, Zhao Qiao could still flatter him; Zhao Qi had to admire that.

 

“What should we do, Your Majesty,” Zhao Qiao cried, “If they really get married and Li Chisu discovers something is wrong, won’t he lead his army of a hundred thousand to flatten my family?”

 

Zhao Qi’s head hurt from the noise. “Now you’re scared? You were so arrogant in front of him back then. Also, flattening your family would only require a hundred men, not a hundred thousand.”

 

Zhao Qiao cried, “Your Majesty…”

 

“Stop crying and get a grip!” Zhao Qi said, “Let me analyze the situation calmly.”

 

Zhao Qiao closed his mouth, his small eyes filled with great grievance.

 

After a moment, Zhao Qi said, “As long as I don’t agree to this marriage, it won’t matter how much Li Chisu and your father hit it off. Besides, my mother definitely won’t agree. She has always wanted to marry Jia Yan off to Li Chisu.”

 

Zhao Qiao asked hesitantly, “Really?”

 

“Of course. Don’t worry, I will never let him get what he wants.” Zhao Qi said angrily, “Li Chisu, that philandering scoundrel, actually wants to marry me as a princess. Why doesn’t he just go to heaven!”

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Chapter 22 – I was proposed to. (Not really)

 

The young man in front was dressed entirely in white. Without a headpiece, his black hair fell over his chest, his eyebrows were like distant mountains, and his eyes resembled peach blossoms—he was exceptionally handsome and charming. Beside him stood a fairy-like young lady, holding a cushion and slowly swaying it.

 

Zhao Qi opened his mouth to speak but then remembered he was dressed as a woman. Speaking now would likely reveal his identity, so he closed his mouth again.

 

The young man looked at him and said, “Hmm? Why aren’t you speaking?”

 

Because if I open my mouth, you might be scared to death.

 

“Jiuniang, do you recognize her?”

 

The woman beside the young man straightened up and looked Zhao Qi up and down. “This girl looks unfamiliar. Could she be a newcomer?”

 

The young man smiled, “Yes, she is to my liking.”

 

Zhao Qi: “…” Don’t like me. I’m emotionless, and I’m bigger than you.

 

The woman seemed a bit discontented. “The young master specifically asked for my company these past few days, so my mother wouldn’t send someone else. This person probably knows the young master is generous and came here to offer herself.”

 

Zhao Qi: “…” I’m not, I don’t have, stop saying nonsense.

 

“Very good,” the young man said with a hint of drunkenness, “I am missing someone like her by my side.”

 

The woman linked her arm with the young man’s. “Then does the young master no longer need Jiuniang?”

 

The young man looked down at her and wrapped his arm around her slender waist. “I want both you and her.”

 

This is acceptable. Only children make choices. Adults naturally want everything.

 

“What’s your name?” the young man asked.

 

Zhao Qi hesitated for a moment and shook his head.

 

“Could it be that you can’t speak?”

 

Playing mute is an option. Zhao Qi nodded.

 

The woman covered her mouth with the cushion and chuckled, “Where did this mute come from, daring to serve Young Master Li?”

 

“Interesting,” the young man said with interest. “Come here, darling, pour me a drink.”

 

Zhao Qi glared at him. Even Xiao Shiqing hasn’t drunk the wine I poured. Who does this person think he is?

 

And calling me darling? Do I know you? Flirt, lecherous scoundrel, that’s who you are!

 

Seeing Zhao Qi’s lack of response, the young man raised his eyebrow and was about to speak when a knock on the door interrupted him.

 

“Master,” a melodious female voice said, “There is a Mr. Fang, who claims to be the Capital’s commander, requests an audience.”

 

The young man said, “Let him in.”

 

Zhao Qi’s heart skipped a beat. He took small steps to the young man’s side, poured a drink into a cup, and handed it to him.

 

The young man smiled but did not take the cup. Instead, he leaned down and took a sip directly from Zhao Qi’s hand. When he looked up, his gaze fell on Zhao Qi’s red lips, and a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes. “The scent on you…”

 

Before he could finish, the door to the room opened. The man with the bushy beard who had just taken Zhao Qi away entered and bowed to the young man. “Your Highness, I apologize for the disturbance.”

 

Zhao Qi’s eyes widened—Your Highness, this person is a prince? Which prince? He just heard the young lady call him “Young Master Li.” There is only one prince in Dajing who doesn’t have the surname Zhao.

 

What kind of luck is this? To run into an important character while visiting a brothel. But how did Li Chisu come to the capital without him knowing? Other princes and nobles who come to the capital from their fiefs usually go to the palace to pay their respects to him and Empress Wen. Yet, Li Chisu came directly to the pleasure quarters.

 

Li Chisu smiled. “A guest is a guest. This prince invites Mr. Fang to a drink?”

 

Mr. Fang said, “I have official duties and cannot drink.”

 

Li Chisu did not say more. He picked up a small jug of unopened wine, weighed it in his hand, and threw it forward.

 

Mr. Fang instinctively caught the jug, hesitating. “This…”

 

“It’s just a jug of fine wine. Mr. Fang, please take it.”

 

Mr. Fang could only say, “Thank you, Your Highness.”

 

Li Chisu changed his posture and lazily lay down on Zhao Qi’s lap. “Mr. Fang, what’s the official business that caused such a commotion? Tell this prince about it.”

 

Zhao Qi froze. Li Chisu’s long hair was dr4p3d over his hand, and if he looked down, he would see those affectionate peach blossom eyes.

 

He took a deep breath and comforted himself: We’re both men, it’s just a lap, it’s not going to make a difference, stay calm.

 

Li Chisu looked up at Zhao Qi’s slightly trembling long lashes and laughed softly. “What kind of incense are you using? This scent is something I’ve never encountered before.” He then playfully toyed with Zhao Qi’s hair.

 

Zhao Qi remembered that He Changzhou had also mentioned a special scent on him—dragon’s saliva. In all of Dajing, only he used dragon’s saliva. If Li Chisu had smelled it before, that would be strange.

 

Li Chisu flirted with the courtesan without any sense of propriety. Mr. Fang looked somewhat uncomfortable, especially since the woman in a bright red dress, with her bright eyes and red lips, though heavily made-up, did not seem vulgar at all. Instead, she looked like an innocent, blooming peony, drawing people’s gaze.

 

Li Chisu had a perceptive heart; no one’s actions escaped his notice. He smiled and asked Mr. Fang, “Is she beautiful?”

 

Mr. Fang averted his gaze. “I dare not say.”

 

“What’s there to be afraid of? Everyone likes to look at beauties.” Li Chisu pinched Zhao Qi’s chin. “This prince also likes to look.”

 

Mr. Fang said, “This girl looks familiar. Is she the one who was in Zhao Gongzi’s room earlier?”

 

Zhao Qi was horrified. How could this happen? Even dressed as a woman, he could be recognized?!

 

“Zhao Gongzi just left, and the girl came here to Your Highness. Truly, she is busier than we officials.”

 

Li Chisu seemed unbothered. “Those who are capable work harder.”

 

… Damn, who’s capable here? 

 

Zhao Qi was fuming internally but couldn’t speak, ready to explode on the spot.

 

Fortunately, Mr. Fang remembered his official duty. “Your Highness, I am here on the Prime Minister’s orders to capture the remnants of Broken Pulse Gang hidden in Spring Breeze Pavilion.”

 

Zhao Qi’s chest tightened. So these people aren’t here to capture him? Then why is he dressed like this? This is cruel!

 

Li Chisu said, “Do you think the remnants of Broken Pulse Gang would be hiding here with this prince?”

 

“I dare not assume so, but the Prime Minister said not to overlook any clues.” Mr. Fang took out a portrait. “May I ask if Your Highness has seen the person in this portrait?”

 

Li Chisu glanced at it and said, “This person is unremarkable. Even if this prince had seen him, he would have forgotten.”

 

Jiuniang said coquettishly, “Your Highness probably only remembers the faces of beauties.”

 

Li Chisu raised his wine cup, signaling her to pour more. “Clever.”

 

“Since Your Highness hasn’t seen this person, I won’t disturb Your Highness from drinking.” Mr. Fang cupped his hands. “Goodbye.”

 

After Mr. Fang left, Jiuniang complained, “What a dampener—should Jiuniang accompany Your Highness for another drink?”

 

Li Chisu swirled his wine cup. “If we drink more, I’ll get drunk.”

 

Jiuniang giggled. “It’s better if Your Highness gets drunk.”

 

Zhao Qi couldn’t take it anymore. He patted Li Chisu’s shoulder, signaling him to move his head.

 

Li Chisu either genuinely didn’t understand or was pretending to be clueless. He asked, “What’s wrong, darling?”

 

Zhao Qi frowned and shook his head.

 

Li Chisu reached out to him, opening his palm. “Can you write?”

 

He could write, but his handwriting was so poor that Li Chisu might not recognize it.

 

“If you want to tell this prince something, write it down.”

 

Zhao Qi thought for a moment and used his finger to write on Li Chisu’s hand—

 

【Make way.】

 

Li Chisu raised an eyebrow.

 

【I’m leaving, goodbye.】

 

Li Chisu chuckled softly, sat up, and freed Zhao Qi’s legs.

 

Zhao Qi rubbed his aching thighs, stood up to leave, but was stopped when Li Chisu grabbed the hem of his skirt. Zhao Qi tugged at the skirt and looked at Li Chisu with a puzzled expression.

 

Li Chisu reached out again. “What’s your name, young lady?”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head expressionlessly.

 

“Not going to tell me?”

 

He nodded.

 

“Why?”

 

As Zhao Qi was pondering how to make his exit, there was another commotion outside the door, and it was a voice he was very familiar with.

 

“Isn’t your master Prince Zhao Nan? He is a prince, and my father is also a prince, and the emperor’s own uncle! Get out of the way quickly, or if you delay me finding someone, you’ll lose a hundred heads for it!”

 

Zhao Qi was overjoyed to hear Zhao Qiao’s voice sounding so happy for the first time, as if he had been granted a pardon.

 

Li Chisu seemed displeased, “Who is it again?”

 

A young girl’s voice came through, “Master, it’s a young man who claims to be named Zhao.”

 

“Zhao…” Li Chisu frowned but quickly relaxed, “Let him in.”

 

As the door opened, Zhao Qiao rolled in and, upon seeing Zhao Qi, almost burst into tears, “Your Majesty—”

 

Zhao Qi quickly gave him a ‘shut up’ look. Zhao Qiao choked up and changed his tone, “Heaven bless, I finally found you!”

 

Li Chisu and Jiu Niang exchanged glances and asked, “And you are…?”

 

Zhao Qiao wiped his sweat and puffed out his chest, “I am the most beloved cousin of the current Emperor, Zhao Qiao.”

 

Zhao Qi’s eyelids twitched. Brother, could you please have some dignity?

 

Li Chisu smiled, “My late father and my great-grandfather were sworn brothers, so if we go by that, Mr. Zhao and the Emperor should both call me… Uncle?”

 

Zhao Qiao stared blankly for a long moment before realizing, “Stop trying to associate yourself with the Emperor. The Emperor has no uncle named Li, and neither do I! Wait, what is that you’re holding, a skirt?” Zhao Qiao screamed, “You actually—” He almost fainted from the shock.

 

Li Chisu glanced at the skirt in his hand and then at Zhao Qi, “Do you know this young lady?”

 

Jiu Niang said, “Could it be that Mr. Zhao is a benefactor to this little mute?”

 

Zhao Qi was numb to these harsh words, feeling no inner turmoil, even finding it a bit amusing. Zhao Qiao, frantic, stomped his feet and growled, “What nonsense are you talking about? Watch out or I’ll tear your mouth apart!”

 

Jiu Niang, frightened, hid in Li Chisu’s embrace, who comforted her by patting her shoulder. Zhao Qi took the chance to pull out the skirt and, with a few quick steps, moved to Zhao Qiao’s side, the golden tassels on his head swaying and making crisp sounds. He gestured towards the door, signaling Zhao Qiao: Time to retreat.

 

Unfortunately, Zhao Qiao’s brain wasn’t working too well, and he didn’t catch Zhao Qi’s hint. He grabbed Zhao Qi’s hand, both crying and laughing, “When I returned to the private room, Ru Yan and Ru Meng said you were gone. I searched everywhere and couldn’t find a trace of you, it scared me to death. Then, it was that Mr. Fang who told me you were here with Prince Zhao Nan…”

 

Li Chisu chuckled, “Mr. Zhao is so devoted to a courtesan. You really are a man of deep feelings.”

 

Zhao Qiao was caught off guard, “What courtesan? Have you ever seen a courtesan who looks like this?”

 

Li Chisu feigned surprise, “So this young lady is Mr. Zhao’s… wife?”

 

Zhao Qi felt chills all over, and with a snap, he shook off Zhao Qiao’s hand—no orthopedic drama, starting with me.

 

Zhao Qiao shook his head vigorously, “No, no, no, she is my, uh, sister.”

 

Li Chisu realized, “So she is a princess. I apologize for my earlier behavior. I must apologize to the princess here.”

 

Zhao Qi waved his hand. He had no time to argue with Li Chisu. He just wanted to leave this wretched place as soon as possible and then nail the words “Spring Breeze Pavilion” to his own disgrace pole.

 

“The princess has such grace. However, I still want to know the princess’s name, or at least tell me your family’s order.”

 

Zhao Qiao asked suspiciously, “Why?”

 

Li Chisu smiled with narrowed eyes, “So that I can seek the princess as a wife someday.”

 

Upon hearing this, Zhao Qi and Zhao Qiao exchanged shocked glances, seeing the same astonishment reflected in each other’s eyes. Not only they, but even Jiu Niang was stunned.

 

Zhao Qiao thought he must have misheard, rubbing his ears, “What did you just say? Say it again?”

 

Li Chisu, half-seriously, said, “I mistook the princess for a courtesan. Earlier, I was hugging her, feeding her wine, and pulling at her skirt. It’s likely that the princess’s purity has been…”

 

“Hugging? Feeding wine? Pulling at her skirt?” Zhao Qiao’s voice grew louder with each word. He looked at Zhao Qi, trembling slightly, “Your Majesty… Sister, is what he said true?”

 

Zhao Qi’s face turned red with embarrassment. He wished he could grab his own hair and throw himself off the building.

 

Li Chisu continued, “But please rest assured, the princess. I will definitely take responsibility.”

 

Zhao Qi was on the verge of tears, shaking his head wildly, and even knocked off the golden tassels on his head.

 

Li Chisu gently said, “I am still unmarried. Even though the princess cannot speak, once she comes to me, she will be the one and only princess consort. I will not let the princess suffer any grievances.”

 

“No—” Zhao Qiao said hysterically, “My sister is not someone you can just marry off as you please! Not to mention that marriage is something determined by the parents. I don’t agree with this marriage!”

 

Li Chisu pondered for a moment, “Perhaps, we should go to Japan and have King Jin request the Emperor to grant the marriage?”

 

Zhao Qiao’s mouth dropped open in shock, “… Huh?”

 

Zhao Qi, unable to tolerate it any longer, covered his face and ran out. Zhao Qiao hurried after him, “Sister, wait for me! I’m only wearing one shoe!”

 

Li Chisu bent down to pick up the golden hairpin from the floor, seeming to be deep in thought. Jiu Niang approached from behind, “Now that everyone’s gone, how about I sing a song for the prince?”

 

“Go down first.”

 

“Prince…” Jiu Niang called out unwillingly. Li Chisu chuckled softly, “Be good, go on. I’ll listen to you sing later.”

 

Jiu Niang reluctantly left, looking back several times. A young girl in white with a long sword, elegant in appearance, walked in. She handed Li Chisu a jade fan and said helplessly, “Master, you’ve stirred up trouble again. Be careful not to provoke some tigress that might make it impossible for you to even return to Nanzhou.”

 

Li Chisu looked innocent, “I really didn’t do it on purpose this time. I didn’t expect the Music Bureau would have such virtuous young women.”

 

The girl had been standing at the door and heard their conversation clearly. She looked puzzled, “When did the Ninth Prince have a mute daughter?”

 

Li Chisu shook his head, “I don’t know. She is probably an unfavored illegitimate daughter. Xiaoyu, look into this matter. If the Ninth Prince really has such a daughter…”

 

Xiao Yu glanced at him sideways and said, “So what if it’s true, Master? You don’t actually want to marry her as your princess, do you?”

 

Li Chisu nodded, “Yes.”

 

Xiao Yu grew anxious. “Prince, there are so many young ladies to choose from. Why would you insist on marrying a mute? And the girls in the capital are all pampered and delicate, unable to take care of themselves. How can they compare to the girls from our Southern Province?”

 

Li Chisu lightly tapped her forehead with his jade fan. “Your prince is approaching his thirties, and the position of princess has been vacant for a long time. I’m not in a hurry, but someone else is.”

 

Xiao Yu, who had been raised by Li Chisu and was very clever, asked, “Are you talking about… the Empress Dowager?”

 

Li Chisu’s eyes showed approval as he said, “The Empress Dowager and Xiao Shiqing have always been wary of me. Last time, in the memorial I sent to the palace, the Empress Dowager hinted that she wanted to marry the Emperor’s younger sister, Princess Jiayan, to me, to restrain me and the three southwestern provinces.”

 

Xiao Yu understood. “So, Master wants to use today’s incident to refuse this marriage proposal?”

 

“Mm, the Ninth Prince has no power or influence, just a idle prince. Having him as my father-in-law and marrying a mute princess will save a lot of trouble in the future.” Li Chisu smiled and said, “When the time comes to meet the Emperor, I’ll just say I inadvertently offended the Ninth Prince’s daughter, and to preserve the princess’s honor, I have no choice but to marry her. This reason is so lofty that even the Empress Dowager won’t refuse.”

 

“But, Master, won’t you feel wronged?” Xiao Yu asked. “That is your princess, your legitimate wife. Haven’t you always told me you wanted to find someone you truly like as your spouse?”

 

“Fool, I am different from you. In a noble family, marriage is not entirely within one’s control. Even the Emperor cannot choose only what he likes for the empress. A mere princess is nothing significant.”

 

Xiao Yu teased, “Oh, come on. I think Master is really interested in her and came up with this plan as a way to go with the flow.”

 

Li Chisu neither confirmed nor denied it. He looked at the gold hairpin in his hand, chuckled softly, and said, “What a splendid flower of wealth and honor.”

 

As soon as Zhao Qi left Spring Breeze Pavilion, he let out a long howl, “Ahhhh, I can finally speak! I want to talk for three days and nights!”

 

Zhao Qiao fell to his knees with a thud, “Your Majesty, I am guilty! Please, Your Majesty, punish me lightly!”

 

Zhao Qi vented his frustration, but still felt uneasy. Seeing Zhao Qiao’s blackened white socks, he was both angry and amused. “You are indeed guilty. Let me think, what should be your punishment? How about castration?”

 

Zhao Qiao was terrified and knocked his head repeatedly, “Your Majesty, have mercy! By heaven and earth, I only wanted to bring some joy to Your Majesty, I really didn’t expect so many issues tonight. Your Majesty, am I still your most beloved brother?”

 

Zhao Qi was cold and unfeeling. “No, go away.”

 

“Wuwuwu, Your Majesty, my feelings for you are as unchanging as the rivers and streams…”

 

Zhao Qi frowned. “Why does that line sound so familiar?”

 

Zhao Qiao sniffled. “Your Majesty?”

 

“What’s the next line after ‘Strange changes, yet the ordinary does not change’?”

 

Zhao Qiao was confused. “Huh?”

 

“It’s nothing,” Zhao Qi said, “Just keep wailing, I must have thought too much.”

 

“Wuwuwu…”

 

After Zhao Qiao cried for a while, Zhao Qi finally said, “That’s enough. It’s so late, do you want to disturb the people?”

 

Zhao Qiao hiccupped. “Then, Your Majesty, are we still going to do the castration?”

 

“No castration,” Zhao Qi pulled Zhao Qiao up. “Let’s return to the palace first. I need to attend court early tomorrow morning.”

 

Zhao Qiao complained, “Your Majesty, you scared me to death— but, do you want to change your clothes before we go back?”

 

“That’s obvious—”

 

“Change what? If you like wearing them, wear them enough.”

 

A familiar voice suddenly sounded from behind. Zhao Qi and Zhao Qiao exchanged glances again, this time seeing Zhao Shi’s fear.

 

Zhao Qiao asked, “Your Majesty, should we turn around?”

 

Zhao Qi gritted his teeth. “As long as we run fast enough, he won’t catch us!”

 

No sooner had he spoken, two men in black appeared out of nowhere, landing right in front of them, kneeling and saluting, “Greetings, Your Majesty!”

 

Zhao Qiao said, “Your Majesty, it seems we can’t run.”

 

“Mm…” Zhao Qi’s expression grew serious. “It seems we have only one option left.”

 

“What?”

 

Zhao Qi suddenly turned around, his tone sincere, “Brother Prime Minister, I was wrong!”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes were somber as he fixed his gaze on Zhao Qi. After a while, he said, “Your Majesty, please get in the carriage. I will take you home.”

 

Zhao Qi was “invited” away by Xiao Shiqing, leaving Zhao Qiao, who was left behind with only one shoe, wondering, “What should I do?”

 

Zhao Qi sat in the carriage while Xiao Shiqing sat opposite him, never taking his eyes off him. Zhao Qi felt uncomfortable under his gaze and opened the carriage window to get some fresh air.

 

Xiao Shiqing spoke the first words after getting in the carriage, “What’s the matter?”

 

Zhao Qi said, “I’m feeling a bit stuffy.”

 

Xiao Shiqing, with a hint of a smile, asked, “Why weren’t you stuffy in Spring Breeze Pavilion?”

 

Zhao Qi thought seriously before answering, “Maybe because the carriage is a bit cramped?”

 

Xiao Shiqing gave him a cold look. Zhao Qi promptly pretended nothing had happened and turned to look out the window.

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “Where did your clothes come from?”

 

“Miss Ru Meng gave them to me.”

 

Hearing “Ru Meng,” Xiao Shiqing’s expression darkened. “It seems the beauties left in the harem cannot satisfy the Emperor, so the Emperor had to look for flowers and willows outside the palace.”

 

Zhao Qi swore, “I only had a bite to eat and listened to a few songs in Spring Breeze Pavilion. I didn’t do anything else, not even touched Ru Meng’s hand!”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled. “Oh, and there’s another one named Ru Yan.”

 

Zhao Qi stood up, moved to sit beside Xiao Shiqing, and said softly, “Others may not know me, but don’t you, Brother Prime Minister?”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked up at him. “Know what?”

 

Zhao Qi blushed and said, “I was previously ill and did not touch any of the harem beauties. After recovering, I promised my mother to cultivate myself before selecting a consort. So, my body is still pure and untainted.”

 

“…Got it.”

 

“Then, are you not angry anymore, Prime Minister Brother?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s expression did look a bit better. “Tell me everything that happened tonight,” his gaze fell on Zhao Qi’s red lips, “including why you’re dressed like this.”

 

Zhao Qi recounted what needed to be said, of course omitting the reason he dressed as a woman thinking Xiao Shiqing was here to arrest him, as well as Li Chisu’s proposal. “But, how did you know I was at Spring Breeze Pavilion?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied calmly, “Do you think you’re the only one with spies around?”

 

“…Fine then.”

 

“However, I didn’t expect you to meet King Zhaonan at Spring Breeze Pavilion—what did you two talk about?”

 

Zhao Qi felt a bit guilty. “Nothing much. Prime Minister Brother, since Li Chisu has been in the capital for a while, why hasn’t he come to the palace to see me?”

 

Xiao Shiqing, wanting to teach him about strategy, asked, “What do you think?”

 

“To make us believe he’s a frivolous person unfit for important duties?”

 

“Possible.”

 

Zhao Qi thought for a moment. “But from his perspective, we don’t know he’s in the capital. So, who is he putting on an act for?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “He might think that even if I know, he knows I know.”

 

Zhao Qi: ??? No more riddles, please.

 

Soon, the carriage stopped, and the coachman said, “Prime Minister, we’ve arrived.”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at the drowsy Zhao Qi and asked, “Are you tired?”

 

Zhao Qi rubbed his eyes. “A bit.”

 

Xiao Shiqing got out of the carriage first, took a cloak from a servant, dr4p3d it over Zhao Qi, and then carried him out in a princess carry.

 

As a man being carried by another man, Zhao Qi couldn’t help but feel a bit resistant. “I can walk myself.”

 

Xiao Shiqing coldly said, “Are you sure you want others to see you like this?”

 

“No.”

 

“Then keep your head down.”

 

As Zhao Qi buried his head against Xiao Shiqing’s chest, he suddenly thought he could have just covered his face!

 

At that moment, he heard a completely unfamiliar voice: “The Prime Minister has returned to the residence—”

 

Zhao Qi’s body tensed—returned to the residence? What residence?! Weren’t they going back to the palace?!

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Chapter 21 – I did something shameful.

 

In the next few days, Zhao Qi was busy completing the “punishment” given to him by Xiao Shiqing. It seemed that Xiao Shiqing had lost trust in him and personally supervised his calligraphy practice. Outside the Hall of Governance, Xiao Shiqing was discussing matters with the officials, while inside, Zhao Qi was suffering through his punishment.

 

During the meeting, Xiao Shiqing saw Jiang Dehai come out from the inner hall and asked, “What’s the matter?”

 

Jiang Dehai replied, “Reporting to the Prime Minister, His Majesty said he is hungry and wants something to eat.”

 

“Didn’t he just eat half an hour ago?” Xiao Shiqing stood up, “I’ll go check on His Majesty. You all may leave.”

 

The Minister of Revenue asked, “What about the military supplies for the Prince of Zhao Nan…”

 

Xiao Shiqing sneered, “Whenever he arrives at the palace, we’ll discuss it then.” Yesterday, he received a confidential report from the capital’s network. Li Chisu had arrived in the capital two days ago. After arriving, he neither returned to the Prince of Zhao Nan’s residence in the capital nor entered the palace but had been lingering in the newly opened Jiao Fang Si and had yet to come out.

 

Zhao Qi had just finished practicing a calligraphy piece and was taking a short break at his desk when Xiao Shiqing entered. He quickly picked up his brush, but in his haste, the brush tip left a mark across his face. “I’ll continue practicing!”

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled, “Aren’t you hungry? Eat first, then write.” He took a handkerchief from the eunuch. “Come here.”

 

Zhao Qi took a small step back. “I’ll wipe it myself.”

 

Jiang Dehai brought a plate of almond pastries and a bowl of snow fungus and lotus seed soup. As Zhao Qi ate, he asked, “What did the Prime Minister and the officials discuss just now?”

 

“Mainly about the imperial examinations.”

 

“Oh, have the results come out?”

 

“Yes,” Xiao Shiqing said, “One hundred and twenty students have been selected to participate in the palace examination.”

 

“The palace examination…” Zhao Qi thought for a moment. “Isn’t that the one I preside over?”

 

“Yes.”

 

Zhao Qi was pleased. After years of taking exams himself, it was finally his turn to supervise others!

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at him, “Are you happy?”

 

Zhao Qi nodded, “Yes, of course I’m happy to see the future talents of Dajing. I hope they are genuinely talented and not like Master Chen from the Dali Temple.”

 

Xiao Shiqing paused, “What’s wrong with Master Chen?”

 

Zhao Qi was angry. “I asked him to investigate the disappearance of the early peaches from Muyang Temple, and he actually said that my little peaches were stolen by rats from Muyang Temple. Can you believe that?”

 

“…”

 

“He thinks I’m a fool. I picked so many peaches—how could rats steal them all in one night? Are all the rats in the capital at Muyang Temple?”

 

“…”

 

“Prime Minister, don’t you think it’s infuriating?”

 

Xiao Shiqing calmly replied, “It is.”

 

After filling his stomach, Zhao Qi resumed his work. Xiao Shiqing watched him for a while and said, “Once you finish practicing the calligraphy, you can rest for a day.”

 

Zhao Qi stretched. “Then I’ll definitely sleep for a whole day.”

 

In the end, Zhao Qi did not get his wish to sleep for a whole day. Zhao Qiao, learning that Xiao Shiqing had granted him a day off, eagerly said, “Your Majesty, why don’t you come out of the palace with me to get some fresh air?”

 

Aside from the trip to Muyang Mountain, Zhao Qi had never left the palace. As an emperor, he didn’t even know what the capital of his own country looked like. He was very eager to see the outside world, but he valued his life even more. “No, what if I encounter an assassin?”

 

“Your Majesty, you’ve been out of the palace with me several times before, and there have always been secret guards accompanying us. Nothing has ever happened.”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated. “Give me some time to think about it.”

 

Zhao Qiao continued to persuade him, “Your Majesty, a new Spring Breeze Pavilion has opened in the southern part of the city. It has been attracting many powerful and influential people recently. I’ve heard that it’s like a paradise on earth, and once people go there, they can’t move away!”

 

Spring Breeze Pavilion… It sounds like the name of a grand restaurant. Zhao Qi asked, “Is the food inside really that good?”

 

Zhao Qiao smiled widely, “Of course, one bite is enough to make you feel like you’re floating in the sky!”

 

Zhao Qi was skeptical, “Is that true?”

 

“How could I deceive Your Majesty?” Zhao Qiao said with a serious expression, “That would be a crime of deceiving the emperor!”

 

Although Zhao Qi could eat delicacies from various places in the palace every day, he was curious to try some local cuisine. He made up his mind, “Alright, let’s go to Spring Breeze  Pavilion!”

 

Although the current Great Jing Dynasty had a less competent emperor, with Empress Dowager Wen and Minister Xiao Shiqing in charge, the common people still lived fairly stable lives. The capital city was bustling with activity, with all kinds of shops lining the streets. The streets were crowded, and there were also many foreigners dressed in unusual clothes.

 

Zhao Qi, dressed in a light blue and white brocade robe, looked no different from the pampered young masters of the capital, except his face was a bit more refined and fair. Zhao Qiao, a frequent visitor, led Zhao Qi to Spring Breeze  Pavilion. As soon as they entered, an old madam greeted them, “Young Master Zhao Si, you’ve finally arrived! The young ladies have been waiting for you!”

 

Zhao Qi’s expression turned complicated; it turned out that Spring Breeze  Pavilion was the famous brothel. No wonder Zhao Qiao was so eager to bring him here.

 

The old madam looked at the young man behind Zhao Qiao and asked, “Who is this?”

 

Zhao Qiao said mysteriously, “This is a very, very, very, very, very important person. You must serve him well.”

 

There were many high-ranking officials and influential families in the capital, and the old madam had seen her share of important people. She smiled and said, “Please follow me, Young Masters.”

 

Zhao Qi stood at the entrance, unmoved, “Forget it, I won’t go in.”

 

Zhao Qiao was anxious, “How can we just leave now that we’re here?”

 

Zhao Qi said, “If my brother finds out I came to such a disreputable place…”

 

“Oh, Young Master, you’re mistaken,” the old madam said. “All the young ladies here are pure and clean; they perform arts, not trade their bodies. If you have strict family rules, you can come in, get a private room, have some drinks, listen to some music. I’m sure your brother won’t mind.”

 

Zhao Qi remained hesitant, “I’m not sure…”

 

Zhao Qiao pushed Zhao Qi into Spring Breeze  Pavilion, “Oh, my good brother, it’s not your first time in such a place. Even Lord Xiao didn’t get angry before. Let’s go, let’s go! If we delay, the best girls will be picked up!”

 

Zhao Qi reluctantly followed, somewhat confused, into the brothel. Contrary to what he expected, the place was quite elegant. Many scholars dressed in traditional attire were composing poetry.

 

The old madam proudly said, “These young gentlemen are all newly graduated scholars who will be attending the palace examinations tomorrow!”

 

Zhao Qi was startled, “Quick, get me a private room!” If those scholars remembered his face, he might be recognized at the palace examination—he didn’t even want to think about that scenario.

 

The old madam led them to a private room and asked, “Would you like a young lady to accompany you?”

 

“That goes without saying!” Zhao Qiao waved his hand, “Bring out the most beautiful courtesan in your pavilion!”

 

The old madam smiled, “Oh, the courtesan is with Young Master Li these days and might not be available for other guests.”

 

“How much did Young Master Li pay you? We’ll double it!”

 

Zhao Qi rolled his eyes, “Spendthrift, you don’t even deserve the Zhao surname. Ignore him, just bring two sisters who can play some tunes. Also, bring out all your best food and drinks.”

 

Soon, the old madam brought in two young ladies, one named Ru Yan and the other Ru Meng. They had a refined demeanor, like fresh lotus flowers, and were indeed different from the usual common courtesans.

 

Ru Yan and Ru Meng sat down, one next to Zhao Qi and the other next to Zhao Qiao.

 

“What music would the Young Master like to hear?”

 

“Would the Young Master like some wine?”

 

Zhao Qi said, “Play whatever you like—sister, move aside, you’re blocking me from reaching the food.”

 

Zhao Qiao shook his head, “Brother, you’ve really changed.”

 

Zhao Qi shrugged, “No choice, my family is very strict.”

 

Zhao Qiao chuckled and told Ru Yan and Ru Meng, “You, play some music; you, fill up my glass.”

 

The dishes at Spring Breeze  Pavilion had their own flavors compared to those made by the palace chefs. Zhao Qi was quite happy to try different tastes. Zhao Qiao and Ru Meng kept offering him drinks, and he graciously accepted a few glasses, creating a pleasant atmosphere.

 

Suddenly, there was a commotion outside the private room, followed by hurried footsteps. Zhao Qi put down his wine glass, “What’s happening? Are there assassins?”

 

Zhao Qiao looked terrified, “No way, are there really assassins? Where are the secret guards? Protect me, quickly!”

 

Ru Yan stood up, “Young Masters, don’t panic. I’ll go check.”

 

A moment later, Ru Yan returned, “Don’t worry, Young Masters. It’s the officials from the government, sent by Minister Xiao to look for someone. They are asking all the men to go to the main hall.”

 

Zhao Qi and Zhao Qiao stared at each other, “He wouldn’t be looking for me, right? Damn, it must be!”

 

Zhao Qiao was frantic, “Minister Xiao is overstepping! Does he think he’s the empress?”

 

Zhao Qi trembled, “I can’t be discovered, especially not seen by those scholars in the main hall.” He was frustrated and felt like he might puke blood; he knew coming to such a place would bring trouble.

Ru Yan worriedly said, “I’m afraid it won’t work. Even if you don’t go downstairs, the officials will search room by room.”

 

Ru Meng said, “I do have a plan, but I’m not sure if it will work.”

 

The private room where Zhao Qi was hiding remained unmoved, and indeed, the officials came to the door themselves.

 

The door was suddenly kicked open, and a man with a thick beard and sideburns entered. Seeing the four people, he addressed Zhao Qiao, “Who are you to defy the orders of the Prime Minister?”

 

Zhao Qiao arrogantly said, “I am Zhao. Who do you think I am?”

 

The bearded man scrutinized Zhao Qiao, “Being named Zhao won’t help. The Prime Minister said that no matter how high your status or who your relatives are, you cannot be spared! Someone, bring Zhao Gongzi downstairs!”

 

Zhao Qiao was carried out by two burly men, one of his shoes falling off. He screamed like a pig being slaughtered, “Dare you touch me?! I’ll have the Emperor have your heads chopped off and kicked like balls—”

 

Zhao Qi, with his head down: Sorry, brother, I’m not that cruel.

 

After the officials left, Zhao Qi suddenly lifted his head and said to Ru Meng, “Thank you, miss. It’s not safe to stay here. I must take my leave.”

 

Ru Meng asked, “How will you get out? The front door is full of officials.”

 

“I’ll find a way to sneak out. They’re only looking for men, so they probably won’t notice me. Sisters, we’ll meet again.”

 

After Zhao Qi left, Ru Yan and Ru Meng exchanged glances and sighed, “This young master in women’s attire is even more eye-catching than in men’s clothing…”

 

At this moment, Zhao Qi was dressed in a bright red skirt, with black hair like ink and red lips like fire. He wore a golden hairpin and sneaked along the corridor. It was embarrassing, but with so many boys cross-dressing these days, it wasn’t a big deal compared to being hauled back from the brothel by Xiao Shiqing or being recognized by examinees at the palace exam.

 

The skirt was a bit long, and Zhao Qi was worried about stepping on it, so he walked very carefully. Unexpectedly, a familiar-looking man approached. Zhao Qi vaguely thought he was a palace guard and might recognize him.

 

Cursing softly, Zhao Qi quickly pushed open a nearby door and hid inside.

 

“This must be one of the high-ranking courtesans who came right to our door.”

 

A slightly flirtatious voice has said, and Zhao Qi turned to see a pair of charming, almond-shaped eyes.

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

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Chapter 20 – My harem was disbanded by the Prime Minister…well, half of it.

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes darkened as he said with a half-smile, “What General He said doesn’t count. Whether or not he comes to my side depends on what the Emperor decides.”

 

He Changzhou held Zhao Qi’s arm and asked, “So what does the Emperor say? Does he want to stay with me or go with the Prime Minister?”

 

At this moment, Zhao Qi could only sing a song for himself: Little Emperor, do you have many question marks? Why is it that others are happily living their lives while you are constantly forced to make meaningless, inexplicable choices? Last time it was between Xiao Shiqing and Rong Tang, and this time it’s Xiao Shiqing and He Changzhou. Will the next time be between He Changzhou and Rong Tang?

 

Both of these men are important officials of the court, and Zhao Qi will need to rely on them in the future. He can’t afford to offend either. After much hesitation, Zhao Qi weakly said, “I choose neither.”

 

“Not acceptable,” Xiao Shiqing said. “You must choose.”

 

He Changzhou smiled, “Prime Minister, you’re pressuring the Emperor again.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s dark eyes glinted, “General He, is the military camp so idle that you keep coming to the palace every few days? If you have nothing to do, I can give you an assignment to travel to Western Xia.”

 

Western Xia is a small vassal state of Da Jing, located far to the west. A round trip would take at least half a year.

 

He Changzhou’s face darkened, and his tone turned colder, “As the Prime Minister and head of the Cabinet, you can assign me tasks, and I have no reason to refuse. But even if I were to go to Western Xia, I would not let the Prime Minister bully the Emperor today.”

 

Xiao Shiqing laughed, “Bullying the Emperor?” He looked at Zhao Qi. “Have I bullied you?”

 

The two men were at odds, and the others dared not make a sound. Zhao Qiao looked at Prime Minister Xiao, then at General He, and then at the Emperor caught in the middle, suddenly feeling like he was watching a harem drama.

 

Zhao Qi looked mournful, “Alright, stop arguing. I admit my mistake—Changzhou, please let go of me.”

 

He Changzhou hesitated for a moment before releasing his grip. Zhao Qi approached Xiao Shiqing, lowered his head, and said softly, “Prime Minister, I was wrong.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s expression softened slightly, “Where did the Emperor go wrong?”

 

Zhao Qi took a deep breath, “I shouldn’t have let the beauties help me with copying characters.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded, “It’s good that the Emperor sincerely regrets it. However, there must still be a punishment.”

 

He Changzhou said, “How the Emperor should be punished is not for the Prime Minister to decide. The only person who can punish the Emperor is the Empress Dowager.”

 

Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow, “Fine, then the Emperor can accompany me to see the Empress Dowager.”

 

Zhao Qi knew that even if it came to the Empress Dowager, she would likely side with Xiao Shiqing. “Let’s not bother her.”

 

He Changzhou looked resigned, “Emperor, you needn’t be afraid. We are on the same boat now. I will help you.”

 

Zhao Qi turned to him, “Forget it. One should bear the consequences of their own actions. Let’s not add to the trouble.”

 

He Changzhou: “…”

 

“So, Prime Minister, how do you plan to punish me?” Zhao Qi asked. “Continue copying characters?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “You need to practice writing. Just complete the characters that others had copied for you before.”

 

Zhao Qi asked doubtfully, “Is that all?”

 

“Not quite,” Xiao Shiqing said. “The Emperor’s harem is filled with many low-born beauties who do not understand right from wrong and might have a tendency to mislead the Emperor.”

 

Zhao Qi’s eyes lit up, “Does the Prime Minister intend to expel them from the palace?”

 

He Changzhou: “Hmm?”

 

Zhao Qiao gasped, unable to help but say, “That’s too harsh!”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at Zhao Qi’s eyes, which were bright and clear, as if expecting something. Before the words left his mouth, Xiao Shiqing changed his mind. “Expel half of them.”

 

…Just half?

 

Xiao Shiqing noticed the disappointment in Zhao Qi’s eyes and sneered, “If there’s another time, you won’t be able to keep the other half either.”

 

Zhao Qiao thought Xiao Shiqing’s punishment was extremely severe and couldn’t help but speak up for Zhao Qi, “Prime Minister, as the ruler of the country, the Emperor only has a little over twenty beauties in his harem. That’s too few. Even a local official’s family has more consorts!”

 

Zhao Qi: “…” Brother, do you have a misunderstanding about what ‘few’ means?

 

“The Emperor is now at a prime age, and if the Prime Minister expels half of them, who will be responsible for the Emperor’s bedchamber pleasures in the future? Prime Minister, will you take responsibility?”

 

You’re the one at a prime age, and your whole family is at a prime age! Zhao Qi wanted to cover Zhao Qiao’s mouth, “Please just go back to your fief, really.”

 

Zhao Qiao indignantly said, “Emperor, don’t be afraid. My brother and General He will definitely help you seek justice.”

 

Xiao Shiqing didn’t even bother to look at him, “Overestimating oneself.”

 

He Changzhou said slowly, “Actually, the Emperor is indeed at fault in this matter. It’s only reasonable for the Prime Minister to impose a punishment, and I have no objections.”

 

Zhao Qiao: “???”

 

Zhao Qi: “…” So much for being on the same boat. This boat is sinking too fast!

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, “As expected of General He—Does the Emperor have anything else to say?”

 

“Yes,” Zhao Qi said. “Since we’re expelling the beauties, let’s start with those who still have relatives and are financially well-off. Their lives won’t be too difficult after leaving the palace. It would be best to give each of them some silver as a token of appreciation for their company.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded, “Alright. However, Rong Tang is also one of them. Does the Emperor want to let him go?”

 

Zhao Qi hadn’t considered this and was momentarily stunned, “This…”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled faintly, “The Emperor should consider it carefully.”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated to release Rong Tang from the palace mainly because, in the original story, the dog emperor ultimately fell into Rong Tang’s hands and was tortured beyond recognition after being corrupted. Zhao Qi was unsure of Rong Tang’s current feelings towards him. Although Rong Tang seemed less cold towards him on the surface, he couldn’t be sure of Rong Tang’s true intentions—he might already have a thousand ways to torment him planned out.

 

After much thought, Zhao Qi decided to wait and observe. Just in time, the Prince of Huai was about to arrive in the capital. According to the original plot, the Prince of Huai would go to great lengths to meet Rong Tang in the palace and inform him of his plans to raise an army. Zhao Qi could use the Prince of Huai to test Rong Tang. If Rong Tang opposed the Prince’s plans, Zhao Qi would release him. If Rong Tang still wanted his life regardless of everything, then he would deal with that when the time came.

 

Half of the beauties in the harem had left, and the remaining ones were orphans with no relatives, like Jiang Bao’er. Besides her good looks and a bit of talent, she had nothing else and would be left to drift into the world of pleasure.

 

Some of the beauties allowed to leave the palace were those who had been forcibly brought in by the dog emperor, so naturally, they were overjoyed to return to their families. Others, who had entered the palace with the hope of rising to prominence, were now unwilling and discontent to be expelled. Among them was Miss Shangguan, who was closest to Jiang Bao’er.

 

On the day of departure, Jiang Bao’er saw Miss Shangguan off. Miss Shangguan, while wiping her tears, said, “When I first entered the palace, I thought I would bear the emperor’s child and become a concubine or something. But now, two years in, the emperor hasn’t even touched me, and now I’m being expelled from the palace. What kind of fate is this!”

 

Jiang Bao’er, with red-rimmed eyes, said, “Sister, stop saying that. The emperor is no longer the same as before. Not only you and I, but even now he doesn’t visit the harem for ten days or half a month. Even when he does, it’s just to go to the Drunken Book Study. Today it’s you being expelled, and tomorrow it might be me.”

 

“Sister, you have no parents. How will you make a living after leaving the palace?” Miss Shangguan said, “You must not sit idly by and wait for the emperor to expel you!”

 

Jiang Bao’er, with tears in her eyes, replied, “I’m just a small male pet, and a rough one at that. Besides waiting to die, what else can I do?”

 

Miss Shangguan thought for a moment and said, “If you could bear a child for the emperor, wouldn’t you be able to stay in the palace for a long time?”

 

“Sister, what nonsense are you talking? I’m a boy!”

 

Miss Shangguan said, “Listen to me. There’s a eunuch by the name of Xiao Xiazi beside the emperor, who is from my hometown and with whom I have a good relationship. Last time, he told me an interesting thing—he said the Fourth Young Master from the Ninth Prince’s family gave the emperor two special birthday gifts…”

 

Upon hearing this, Jiang Bao’er’s expression became serious. “Sister, say that again. What is the name of the medicine that makes men pregnant?”

 

Miss Shangguan confirmed, “It’s called Chang Xiangsi.”

 

After the beauties had left the palace, Zhao Qi walked around the harem and found it much quieter. Unconsciously, he ended up at the Drunken Book Study, where he smelled a strong medicinal aroma and saw Jin Ning boiling medicine in the courtyard.

 

Zhao Qi approached her and asked, “Is this medicine for Rong Tang?”

 

Jin Ning, focused on boiling the medicine, did not notice Zhao Qi’s arrival. She was startled by his sudden question and let out a scream. “Your Majesty?” She quickly knelt and saluted, “This servant pays her respects to Your Majesty.”

 

“Get up, get up,” Zhao Qi said. “Is Rong Tang’s health not improving again?”

 

Jin Ning shook her head. “Replying to Your Majesty, the young master’s condition has improved recently, but the imperial physician said the medicine cannot stop. It must be taken three times a day.”

 

“…This isn’t a medicine pot; it’s a medicine barrel, isn’t it?” Zhao Qi looked at the black, murky concoction in the pot and asked, “Is the medicine ready?”

 

“Replying to Your Majesty, it’s almost done.”

 

“Then take it to him.”

 

Rong Tang was in the study organizing ancient books. Hearing someone knock, he said, “Just leave the medicine there.”

 

Jin Ning said, “Young master, the emperor is also here.”

 

Rong Tang turned around and met Zhao Qi’s gaze, giving a slight nod. “Your Majesty—cough.”

 

“Didn’t you say it was getting better? Why are you coughing again?” Zhao Qi said. “Hurry and drink the medicine first.”

 

Rong Tang took the bowl and drank a sip, slightly frowning. Seeing this, Zhao Qi asked, “Is it very bitter?”

 

Rong Tang looked up at him. “Why don’t you try it, Your Majesty?” He then handed the bowl to Zhao Qi.

 

He intended to show Zhao Qi that the question was meaningless. However, Zhao Qi hesitated for a moment and really took the bowl. “Alright, I’ll try a sip.”

 

Rong Tang: “…”

 

Jiang Dehai, upon hearing this, quickly said, “Your Majesty, you shouldn’t drink the medicine casually!”

 

Rong Tang said, “It’s just some tonic medicine; drinking a sip or two won’t hurt.”

 

“Then I’ll give it a try.” Zhao Qi was curious about the taste of the medicine. He took a small sip, and the bitter taste spread in his mouth, causing his facial features to contort. “Sugar— I need sugar!”

 

Jiang Dehai: “Quick, get some candied fruit!”

 

Zhao Qi loved snacks, and wherever he went, eunuchs carried small treats behind him. Zhao Qi quickly grabbed a piece of candied fruit and put it in his mouth, finally alleviating the unbearable bitterness. He couldn’t help but exclaim, “Rong Tang, you drink such bitter medicine every day. It’s really not easy.”

 

Rong Tang said, “You get used to it.”

 

“This one is very sweet. Do you want to try it?”

 

Rong Tang hesitated for a moment before accepting the candied fruit and tasting it.

 

“How is it? Sweet?”

 

Rong Tang nodded. “Sweet.”

 

Zhao Qi smiled, “If you like it, I’ll have someone send some to the Drunken Book Study later.”

 

Rong Tang, unusually, did not refuse. “Hmm.”

 

“You can eat it, right?” Zhao Qi asked. “Don’t throw it away like the peach blossoms I sent you before.”

 

Rong Tang lightly coughed. “I won’t.”

 

Zhao Qi’s smile became even brighter. Perhaps he was being overly sentimental, but he really felt that Rong Tang’s attitude towards him had changed significantly compared to before.

 

Rong Tang, keep it up. If your aversion to me decreases a little more, I’ll be able to release you from the palace!

 

Thinking about leaving the palace, Zhao Qi said, “Have you noticed that there are fewer people in the harem?”

 

Rong Tang replied, “Hmm.” He didn’t care much about others; it was Jin Ning who told him.

 

Zhao Qi popped another piece of candied fruit into his mouth and said slowly, “Regarding your departure, I’ve thought about it for a long time. I know you don’t want to stay in the palace any longer, but I have my concerns.” Zhao Qi continued, “I’m reluctant to part with you for now, so please stay with me a little longer. After the Longevity Festival…” Zhao Qi paused, thinking it was better not to say uncertain things just yet.

 

Rong Tang looked at him quietly for a long time before saying, “Alright.”

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Chapter 19 – I don’t believe men can have children.

 

Zhao Qi became nervous. Was he finally going to meet Zhao Tong, who was said to have a protagonist’s halo?!

 

Unexpectedly, Jiang Dehai was taken aback. “The emperor wants to see the Prince of Huai?”

 

Zhao Qi was confused. “Who exactly are you talking about?”

 

“The Fourth Young Master of the Ninth Prince’s family. The emperor used to enjoy his company the most. Every year during the Longevity Festival, the emperor eagerly awaited the unique and bizarre items he would bring from the east.”

 

Rong Tang’s shoulders relaxed. Zhao Qi remained indifferent. “Oh, him.”

 

The Fourth Young Master of the Ninth Prince’s family, named Zhao Qiao, was Zhao Qi’s cousin and also a buddy of the despised emperor. The Ninth Prince’s fief was in the east, near the Eastern Sea, and Zhao Qiao was very knowledgeable about various illusions and secret medicines from the east. Most of the emperor’s collection came from him, including things like “I Love a Dog,” “Strange/Obscene Joyful Powder,” “Fiery Passion”—besides sending medicines, Zhao Qiao also sent many beauties, one of whom, a curly-haired blue-eyed girl, unfortunately died from acclimatization issues after just six months in the palace.

 

Seeing Zhao Qi’s expression, Jiang Dehai was even more puzzled. “Doesn’t the emperor want to meet the Fourth Young Master?”

 

Before Zhao Qi could answer, a palace eunuch came in to report, “Your Majesty, the Fourth Young Master has arrived and is waiting outside the hall.”

 

“Already? Can he fly or something?”

 

Rong Tang said, “In that case, I’ll take my leave first.”

 

Zhao Qi extended his hand, “Wait—”

 

Rong Tang stopped in his tracks. “Also, I won’t be copying the characters for you. For long-term success, the emperor should practice more.”

 

“……” What is this nonsense? First, Xiao Shiqing, and now Rong Tang is also meddling?!

 

The eunuch asked, “Your Majesty, will you see the Fourth Young Master or not?”

 

Since he was already here, it would be unreasonable to chase him away. After all, he was Zhao Qi’s cousin. “Let him in,” Zhao Qi said.

 

As Zhao Qiao entered the hall, he happened to brush past Rong Tang. Rong Tang kept his gaze straight ahead, but Zhao Qiao glanced back at him a few times. Zhao Qi cleared his throat intentionally, and Zhao Qiao withdrew his gaze, smiling broadly as he greeted Zhao Qi, “Your humble servant greets the emperor.”

 

Zhao Qi responded coldly, “Hmm, you’re back. That was quick.”

 

“Of course, I rushed back from the Wang Residence, hurrying to the palace just to see you. Your Majesty, after a year apart, you’ve become even more robust! Just look at your complexion and your figure; you’re like a celestial being descending to earth! Ah—” Zhao Qiao raised his hand to shield his eyes from the supposed brilliance. “This dazzling light, I can no longer gaze directly upon the emperor’s holy visage!”

 

Zhao Qiao looked fairly decent, slightly chubby. His sincere expressions while flattering were enough to leave Zhao Qi somewhat dazed. He was quite a character.

 

“You’re so good at flattery, why don’t you go tell stories at an inn?”

 

Zhao Qiao smiled obsequiously, “What I’ve said is all the truth. In my eyes, the emperor truly shines.”

 

“I think you shine too, in a green light,” Zhao Qi said with a straight face. “Enough with the nonsense. Why are you in such a hurry to enter the palace? What’s the matter?”

 

Zhao Qiao stepped closer and lowered his voice. “Your Majesty, it seems that Young Master Rong has already bowed to your dragon robe?”

 

Zhao Qi picked up his tea cup and said irritably, “What does that have to do with you?”

 

“Your Majesty, if matters of romance are not my concern, then nothing in the world is,” Zhao Qiao looked at Zhao Qi’s expression. “I dare to guess the emperor’s intentions. Young Master Rong probably hasn’t yet received the emperor’s favor, has he?”

 

“Pfft—” Zhao Qi spat tea on Zhao Qiao’s face. “What kind of wolfish talk is this! How dare you discuss my offspring? Withdraw what you just said!”

 

“Yes, yes, yes. I spoke out of turn. Your Majesty, please don’t be angry. Be careful not to damage your health.” Zhao Qiao wiped his face with his sleeve. “I know the emperor genuinely likes Young Master Rong, so you don’t want to force him.”

 

Zhao Qi glared at him. “Are you still talking?”

 

Zhao Qiao slapped himself hard. “I won’t talk anymore. I’ll just do it directly.”

 

Zhao Qi asked warily, “What are you planning to do?”

 

Zhao Qiao winked and said, “I’m here to present a longevity gift to the emperor.”

 

“Aren’t longevity gifts usually given during the Longevity Festival?”

 

Zhao Qiao smiled. “Your Majesty, don’t you know me? I can’t give such gifts in front of others.”

 

Zhao Qi understood. “……So, what exactly is this gift of yours?”

 

Zhao Qiao took out two porcelain bottles, one red and one green. “Your Majesty, please take a look!”

 

Zhao Qi’s inner emotions were flat. “More aphrodisiacs? Can’t you bring something new?”

 

“Not at all, not at all,” Zhao Qiao shook his head, “Ordinary aphrodisiacs is not something that would be offered to the Emperor. These two types of medicine are secret formulas from the Eastern Realm, meant only for the Eastern Royal Family.”

 

“Then how did you get them?” Zhao Qi teased. “Have you become part of the Eastern Royal Family too?”

 

“I’m ashamed to say that to obtain these two medicines, I had to become a servant to the Eastern Empress Dowager…”

 

Zhao Qi thought he had misheard. “What Dowager?”

 

“Empress Dowager.”

 

Zhao Qi covered his eyes with his hand. “Just tell me what these medicines do.”

 

Zhao Qiao picked up the red porcelain bottle. “Your Majesty, this medicine is called Longing for You. It is specially for men. No matter how virtuous and self-restraining a gentleman is, after taking this medicine, he will feel an intense heat and desire, burning with passion—more so than even the most lecherous of men…”

 

Zhao Qi interrupted him. “That doesn’t seem particularly special.”

 

“Please let me finish, Your Majesty. Besides that, the user will also experience hallucinations, mistaking those around him for his—” Zhao Qiao paused deliberately to create an atmosphere, “beloved.”

 

Zhao Qi said, “Oh.”

 

“This medicine, compared to ordinary aphrodisiacs, has the greatest advantage of making the other person completely willing. You see, a man’s reaction differs greatly when faced with an ordinary person versus someone he truly likes.”

 

Zhao Qi yawned. “So if he calls someone else’s name in bed, you wouldn’t mind?”

 

“Well…” Zhao Qiao seemed to have not considered that, “How about you block Young Master Rong’s mouth, Your Majesty?”

 

Zhao Qi’s eyelid twitched. “When did I say I would use this medicine on Rong Tang? Stop throwing mud at me! Next!”

 

“Oh, oh,” Zhao Qiao  picked up another green bottle. “Your Majesty, this medicine is called Longing for You No. 2.”

 

Zhao Qi was speechless. “Who came up with these names? They’re so lazy!”

 

“Though the name is careless, its effects are unparalleled,” Zhao Qiao said with an air of mystery. “It can make a man become pregnant and give birth.”

 

Zhao Qi looked at Zhao Qiao with sympathy. “Qiao, you’ve been tricked by that Empress Dowager.”

 

“I didn’t believe it at first either, but when I saw a man with a big belly in the Eastern Palace, I had to believe it!”

 

“Are you sure he didn’t stuff a pillow under his clothes?”

 

Zhao Qiao swore earnestly, “I’m sure. I even touched his belly; it was moving!”

 

Zhao Qi remained firm. “I still don’t believe it.”

 

Zhao Qiao grinned. “Well, Your Majesty can find someone to try it out. But I worked three days and nights to get a bottle, and it’s only enough for one person. Once used, it’s gone. Who do you want to use it on?”

 

Zhao Qi didn’t believe that men could get pregnant and casually said, “We’ll talk about it later.”

 

After returning to the capital, Zhao Qiao ran to the palace frequently. Zhao Qi’s feelings about him were quite complicated. There was no doubt that Zhao Qiao was a lecherous and obsequious little man, but at the same time, he had a great talent for humor, and even Zhao Qi, no matter how unwilling, would end up laughing at his antics.

 

One sunny day, with the spring breeze just right, Zhao Qiao brought a kite into the palace and asked the Emperor to fly it.

 

Zhao Qi was disdainful. “I’m almost nineteen years old. What do I need to fly kites for?”

 

Later Zhao Qi thought: Flying kites is actually quite fun.

 

The kite Zhao Qiao brought was “Chang’e ¹Mooncake/Mid-autumn festival mythology in chinese traditionFlying to the Moon,” and it was quite realistic. From a distance, it really did look like a fairy flying in the sky.

 

At first, Zhao Qiao was the one flying the kite, while Zhao Qi gave him pointers. Later, Zhao Qi found Zhao Qiao’s skills lacking and decided to give it a try himself. “Let me show you what Chang’e Flying to the Moon really looks like.”

 

In no time, not only did Miss Chang’e fail to reach the moon, but she ended up hanging from a tree.

 

Zhao Qi: “……”

 

Zhao Qiao didn’t miss the chance to flatter, “Your Majesty, the fairy must be reluctant to leave, she doesn’t want to go.”

 

Zhao Qi said, “I think she’s seen you and become so distraught that she’d rather hang herself—Old Jiang, get someone who can climb trees to retrieve the kite.”

 

“Your Majesty.”

 

A few people turned to see He Changzhou walking towards them with a smile. This was Zhao Qiao’s first time meeting He Changzhou, and he couldn’t help but comment, “This person looks quite impressive. Is he also one of the beauties in the Emperor’s harem?”

 

Zhao Qi replied, “Shut up. Just because someone is eye-catching doesn’t mean they’re one of mine. He’s the son of General Fu Yuan, He Changzhou.”

 

Zhao Qiao understood, “So it’s Young General He. Seeing him in person is indeed better than hearing about him a hundred times.”

 

As they spoke, He Changzhou had already reached them. “I was wondering who was flying a kite, turns out it’s the Emperor,” he said, glancing up at the kite in the tree. “Should I carry the Emperor up to get it?”

 

Zhao Qi recalled how He Changzhou had once carried him to pick peaches at Muyang Temple and frowned, “Do you take me for a fool? I won’t be tricked by you again.”

 

He Changzhou laughed, “This time I won’t let go of the Emperor. Please give me another chance, alright?”

 

“No,” Zhao Qi refused firmly, “You should carry Zhao Qiao.”

 

He Changzhou glanced at Zhao Qiao, “Can’t carry.”

 

Zhao Qiao: “……” Felt somewhat offended.

 

Zhao Qi added, “Since there are so many people here, pick someone. That little eunuch looks quite thin; you can carry him.”

 

“Still can’t carry,” He Changzhou insisted, “I can only carry the Emperor.”

 

“Anyway, I’m not letting you carry me.”

 

He Changzhou looked at him for a moment, sighed, “Then there’s nothing I can do.” With that, he lightly jumped and easily reached the kite. He handed it to Zhao Qi, “Here.”

 

Zhao Qi smiled, “At least you have a conscience.”

 

“Your Majesty, something terrible has happened!” A eunuch rushed over anxiously, “The Prime Minister has found out about the beauties in the harem copying characters for the Emperor. He went to Yonghua Palace just now but couldn’t find you, and he’s heading towards the Imperial Garden!”

 

Zhao Qi was stunned, as if someone had hit him on the head, and then cried out, “It’s over, it’s over—I’m doomed!”

 

He Changzhou comforted him, “Don’t be afraid, Your Majesty, I’ll protect you.”

 

“How will you protect me? Will you drive the Prime Minister away?”

 

“This…”

 

Xiao Shiqing arrived quickly. His gaze swept over everyone present before finally landing on Zhao Qi, who was hiding behind He Changzhou. Anger ignited in his heart, but his tone remained neutral: “Why is the Emperor hiding behind Young General He—come out.”

 

Zhao Qi looked to He Changzhou for help. Xiao Shiqing’s voice turned cold, repeating, “Please come to me, Your Majesty.”

 

Knowing Xiao Shiqing was in a rage and not wanting to add fuel to the fire, Zhao Qi lowered his head and stepped out from behind He Changzhou.

 

Just as he took a step, his arm was pulled by someone behind him. “It seems like the Emperor is unwilling to go to the Prime Minister,” He Changzhou said, “Why make things difficult for him?”

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

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How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 18 – Let me introduce you to His Majesty, Zhaonan.

 

An elderly official stepped forward and clasped his hands, saying, “Your Majesty, Prime. Lord Hong has served as an official for thirty years, diligently and with integrity, maintaining a simple and frugal lifestyle. Last year, when Lord Hong’s mother celebrated her eightieth birthday, I was invited to the Hong residence for the banquet. Despite being a dignified third-rank official, his home was even simpler and more modest than that of a sixth-rank official from the localities, with only a few dozen tables set for the feast. When Lord Hong learned that his only son had leaked an examination question, he did not hesitate for a moment and took the initiative to have his son imprisoned in the Supreme Court. However, the Hong family has been passing down the line for three generations, and Hong Bin is Lord Hong’s only child, born late in his life. The pain of burying his own child is unbearable for anyone. Now that Lord Hong is advanced in age and ill, if he were to witness his only son being executed and displayed to the public, it might cause him excessive grief and worsen his condition. I beg Your Majesty and the Prime to consider Lord Hong’s feelings and make a fair decision.”

 

Zhao Qi also felt a bit sorry for Lord Hong. “Prime, could you reconsider?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “Since Lord Wu and Lord Hong have such a close relationship, how about having Lord Wu accompany Lord Hong to witness the execution of Hong Bin as a form of consolation?”

 

Lord Wu’s face turned pale.

 

“If Lord Wu’s presence is still not enough, then let all officials of fifth rank and above, who have established families, in the capital accompany him,” Xiao Shiqing said coldly. “This will let them see the consequences of failing to properly educate their children.”

 

For a moment, the Hall of Taohua was deathly silent, with all the officials afraid to make a sound. Zhao Qi, sitting uncomfortably on the dragon throne, caught sight of He Changzhou’s gaze. He Changzhou subtly shook his head, signaling him not to speak further.

 

After a long silence, Xiao Shiqing said, “Are there any other matters that the ministers wish to bring up?”

 

Zhao Qi felt like he was back in class, primarily listening and learning, with little to say. After one morning court session, he witnessed Xiao Shiqing’s decisiveness and ruthless efficiency firsthand. To put it bluntly, it was almost like dictatorship; once Xiao Shiqing made a decision, no matter how many people opposed, he would not change his mind.

 

Zhao Qi silently rolled his eyes. If that’s the case, why hold morning courts or discuss state affairs? Xiao Shiqing could just issue orders directly.

 

After the court session, Empress Dowager Wen sent someone to invite Zhao Qi and Xiao Shiqing to have a meal in Ci’an Palace. On the way there, Xiao Shiqing said, “If Your Majesty has anything to say, please feel free.”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated and then gently said, “Have you ever considered that sometimes you might not be right?”

 

Seeing Xiao Shiqing raise an eyebrow, Zhao Qi quickly added, “Brother Prime Minister?”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled. “Does Your Majesty think that I am too autocratic?”

 

Zhao Qi held up his hand to show a small gap between his index finger and thumb. “Just a little bit.”

 

“Whether right or wrong, what does it matter?” Xiao Shiqing said. “The authority of those in power is far more important than being right or wrong. The court officials can engage in verbal sparring, but the person in power must be resolute.”

 

Zhao Qi was unconvinced. “But shouldn’t those in power be receptive to good advice?”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at him. “Who says that?”

 

“History books say so.”

 

“So, does Your Majesty trust history books more than you trust me?” Xiao Shiqing asked.

 

Zhao Qi: ??? 

 

Isn’t this obvious? You are the scheming and ruthless minister in the original story—do you want me to learn from you? How arrogant!

 

Zhao Qi forced a smile. “Of course, I trust Prime Brother more!”

 

When they arrived at Ci’an Palace, Empress Dowager Wen asked about the morning court session. Zhao Qi said, “I learned a lot from Prime Brother.”

 

Empress Dowager Wen smiled. “That’s good. Your Majesty, take your time and don’t rush. Shiqing, Your Majesty is still unfamiliar with court matters, so please take more care.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded. “It is my duty.”

 

“I heard that King Zhaonan has submitted another request for additional military funds, still for three hundred thousand taels?” Empress Dowager Wen said. “As the only non-imperial prince of Dajing, Li Chisu is indeed asking for a lot.”

 

Xiao Shiqing remained noncommittal.

 

Empress Dowager Wen spoke in a lively tone. “Li Chisu is quite a flamboyant character. Even before the mourning period for the old King Zhaonan had ended, he had already brought in seven or eight beautiful concubines into the palace. The censors have already reported this to me. It is said that after he ascended to the throne, he neglected official duties and spent all his time indulging in pleasure. Is he asking for thirty thousand taels to fund the military, or is it to support the numerous courtesans inside and outside the palace?”

 

Before Xiao Shiqing could speak, Zhao Qi, who had been focused on eating, said, “He’s just putting on a show, making sure the court trusts him and deterring any thoughts of reducing his fief.”

 

Li Chisu appeared a few times in the original work, and Zhao Qi knew him fairly well. The old King of Zhaonan and Emperor Jing Gaozu were sworn brothers, fighting together to conquer the world. After their success, Emperor Jing Gaozu even declared, “The world belongs to me, and I share it with my brother.” The old King of Zhaonan, overwhelmed, requested to retire and leave the capital that very night. Despite Emperor Jing Gaozu’s numerous attempts to persuade him to stay, he was ultimately made the King of Zhaonan and granted the three southwestern provinces as his fief, inheritable and unchangeable.

 

Decades later, the Zhao family had long forgotten the war and strife of those years. The Li clan, as the only non-imperial clan in Great Jing, had become a thorn in the side of the late Emperor and Empress Dowager Wen. Fortunately, the old King of Zhaonan remained loyal and dutiful, never mentioning the reduction of his fief during his lifetime. After his death, Li Chisu inherited the throne and, following his father’s wishes, kept a low profile, hiding his talents and pretending to be a man of little ambition. This led the court to believe he was engrossed in pleasures and unfit for great responsibilities, thus relaxing their vigilance over the southwestern provinces.

 

When Zhao Tong rebelled, the court ordered Li Chisu to suppress the insurgents, but Li Chisu refused to comply. Zhao Tong sent strategists to persuade him, but he remained unmoved. Zhao Tong and the dog emperor fought a fierce battle, and the southwestern provinces remained the only area untouched by war, with its economy and military strength developing far beyond that of other provinces. By the time peace was restored, Zhao Tong no longer had the energy to deal with a passive and profit-seeking King of Zhaonan. Only then did Li Chisu leisurely accept the olive branch offered by the new emperor, continuing his role as the ruler of the southwest.

 

Empress Dowager Wen was so shocked that she nearly dropped her chopsticks. “What did His Majesty say?”

 

Zhao Qi, who no longer cared about maintaining his image—having already lost it—noticed that Empress Dowager Wen and others seemed to be gradually accepting his changes. He felt it was necessary to warn them to be cautious of Li Chisu. “What I mean is, a tiger’s son is not a dog. I find it hard to believe that the old King of Zhaonan would have a son as worthless as Hong Ziming. The old King of Zhaonan had quite a few sons; Li Chisu is the youngest. If he were truly as incompetent as rumored, why would the old King have passed the throne to him?”

 

Empress Dowager Wen looked at Xiao Shiqing, who appeared much more composed than she was. “What His Majesty said is not without reason. It is too early to judge Li Chisu’s character.”

 

After regaining her composure, Empress Dowager Wen said, “When he arrives in the capital, I will find a way to test him. Also, since Hong Ziming has been dismissed, what do you plan to do about the vacancy for the Deputy Minister of Rites?” She adjusted her hair, “Next month is the Wan Shou Festival, which is the busiest time for the Ministry of Rites.”

 

Xiao Shiqing understood Empress Dowager Wen’s intention and asked, “Does the Empress Dowager have a suitable candidate to recommend?”

 

Empress Dowager Wen sipped her tea and replied, “The eldest son of the Duke of Wen, Wen Xiaoyuan, passed the imperial examinations three years ago and has since been working in the Hanlin Academy as an editor. I have watched him grow up. He has good character and is talented. I am thinking of giving him a substantive position. What do you think, Shiqing?”

 

The Duke of Wen’s residence was Empress Dowager Wen’s family home and one of the few influential families in the capital not beholden to the Xiao family. Empress Dowager Wen’s intention to promote her own people was something Xiao Shiqing had always been aware of. He glanced at the young emperor, who was engrossed in his soup, and said, “If the Empress Dowager says so, then it is fine with me. I have no objections.”

 

Empress Dowager Wen smiled with satisfaction. “Shiqing, I heard that your mother has been unwell recently. I happen to have a snow lotus tribute from Bei Liang. Take it back to your home and give it to your mother as a supplement.”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied, “I will thank the Empress Dowager on behalf of my mother.”

 

The undercurrents between Empress Dowager Wen and Xiao Shiqing were noticeable even to Zhao Qi. In such high-stakes political maneuvering, he thought it best to stay out of the fray.

 

With the Wan Shou Festival approaching, according to Great Jing’s customs, the vassal kings and princesses who had been living in their fiefs or married far away were gradually returning to the capital. Zhao Qi and Empress Dowager Wen were busy meeting the returning nobles, and the palace grew increasingly lively. Yet, with only half a month left until the festival, Zhao Qi had still not seen the person he was hoping to meet.

 

One day, Zhao Qi was in the Zhengzheng Hall, learning statecraft from Xiao Shiqing (or more accurately, Xiao Shiqing was reviewing memorials while Zhao Qi was daydreaming). He asked, “Prime Minister, do you think the Prince of Huai will come to the capital when ordered?”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked up at him and asked, “Why do you ask?”

 

Zhao Qi rested his chin on the table and yawned. “I think he probably doesn’t want to come back. He was so harshly humiliated before he left the capital, he might still have lingering trauma.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled slightly. “I didn’t expect you to remember that. However, he will definitely come back. Firstly, not returning would be defying the imperial edict; secondly, there are people he wants to see in the capital.”

 

Zhao Qi turned his head with difficulty. “Who?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied, “Who did he kneel for outside Yonghua Palace and receive thirty lashes for?”

 

“I can answer that,” Zhao Qi said, “It was for Rong Tang. So, does the Prime Minister mean he will return because of Rong Tang?”

 

“The Prince of Huai and Rong Tang have an extraordinary bond,” Xiao Shiqing said with a smile. “Doesn’t Your Majesty know?”

 

Zhao Qi noticed a hint of Schadenfreude in Xiao Shiqing’s smile and asked, “What about you, Prime Minister? Are you and the Prince of Huai completely innocent?”

 

Xiao Shiqing continued to smile. “Hmm? Please, go on.”

 

Zhao Qi did not back down. With his eyes lowered, he said, “A few years ago, when Prime Minister brother and the Prince of Huai were accidentally trapped in the palace overnight, didn’t they have a great time chatting? They talked about everything from poetry to life philosophy while watching the snow, stars, and moon. Can you honestly say you don’t admire him even a little?”

 

Xiao Shiqing fell silent. Zhao Qi thought his words had angered him and peeked up to check, “Prime Minister brother?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s expression was hard to read, “How do you know about this?”

 

“I… I saw it with my own eyes,” Zhao Qi said. “Just tell me, did it happen or not?”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded slightly, “It did happen.”

 

Zhao Qi remarked, “Ah, some people really have the nerve to criticize others. It’s laughable to mock others for their shortcomings when they themselves are no better.”

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “It seems you don’t like me getting too close to the Prince of Huai?”

 

Without any hesitation, Zhao Qi replied, “Yes.” He did not want Xiao Shiqing to repeat the plot of the original story, abandoning him at a critical moment to join the Prince of Huai’s side.

 

Xiao Shiqing curled the corners of his lips, “Then stay the night in the Palace of Governance.”

 

Zhao Qi: “??? ”

 

“I’ll keep you company and we can discuss the moon and stars together—are you satisfied?”

 

“…” I don’t need that, thanks!

 

Zhao Qi thought Xiao Shiqing was just saying it casually, but come nighttime, he showed no intention of leaving. Since Xiao Shiqing wasn’t leaving, Zhao Qi had no choice but to stay with him. They had dinner together, and Xiao Shiqing continued to go through a mountain of documents, leaving Zhao Qi bored and yawning constantly.

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “You seem quite idle.”

 

Zhao Qi looked innocent, “I have nothing to do anyway.”

 

Xiao Shiqing tossed him a document, “Read it.”

 

Zhao Qi opened the document and began to read with great difficulty, “The official Zhen Yongsi of Liu Prefecture reports that Liu Prefecture Governor Dong ‘Zong’…”

 

Xiao Shiqing corrected him, “It’s pronounced ‘Cong.’”

 

Zhao Qi insisted, “I know. I just read it wrong.”

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled, “Continue reading.”

 

“During Dong Cong’s tenure, he repeatedly acted out of self-interest, allowing his subordinates to use their power for personal gain, reversing policies, and ignoring the laws of Great Jing. I am deeply worried and respectfully request that Your Majesty order an investigation into Dong Cong to uphold the national laws and imperial authority.” Zhao Qi finished and added, “After all this, what exactly did Dong Cong do? They didn’t provide any specific examples.”

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “What do you want to do?”

 

Zhao Qi thought for a moment and said, “Send someone from the Supervisory Office to Liu Prefecture for a detailed investigation and report back?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “That works. Write it up.”

 

“Ah?”

 

“Take the pen and write what you just said.” Xiao Shiqing said, “You don’t need me to teach you how to write, do you?”

 

“But my handwriting is terrible.”

 

“Let me see just how bad it is.”

 

Zhao Qi had no choice but to pick up the pen. Just as he was about to start writing, Xiao Shiqing added, “The blue comments are not for you—come, present the imperial brush for the red comments.”

 

The eunuch presented the imperial brush, and Zhao Qi held it in his hand, feeling as if it weighed a ton. With one hand holding the brush and the other lifting his sleeve, he carefully wrote down what he had said.

 

Xiao Shiqing frowned, “Your handwriting… even if you scatter some rice on the paper and put a chicken on it, it would look better than your writing.”

 

Zhao Qi put on a brave face, “I appreciate Prime Minister brother’s compliment.”

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled softly and threw him another document, “Continue.”

 

The two stayed in the Palace of Governance until dawn, and only then did Xiao Shiqing allow Zhao Qi to return to his quarters. Zhao Qi felt deeply frustrated, thinking that while Xiao Shiqing and Zhao Tong spent the night watching snow, stars, and the moon, his night had been spent going through documents. Different people, different fates.

 

Xiao Shiqing gave Zhao Qi two days off, but soon after, someone delivered a calligraphy book. “Prime Minister Xiao requests that His Majesty practice the calligraphy book ten times a day and submit it to the Prime Minister after a month.”

 

At that moment, Zhao Qi was once again overwhelmed by the terror of homework and was on the verge of tears. Why… why must he endure this suffering even though he had transmigrated?

 

For the first two days, Zhao Qi could barely manage the task. By the third day, he was on the brink of a breakdown, banging his head on the desk. Jiang Dehai watched in horror and suggested, “Would you like to find a few skilled scribes to help His Majesty?”

 

Jiang Dehai’s words were a wake-up call. “Right, let others imitate my handwriting. After all, it’s just copying. Xiao Shiqing might not even notice.”

 

Jiang Dehai said, “I’ll find someone right away.”

 

“No need. Aren’t there plenty of idle people in the palace?” Zhao Qi said. “Let them write for me!”

 

Jiang Dehai asked, “What about Master Rong?”

 

“Of course, let him write!” Zhao Qi said without hesitation. “They are all my beauties. I must treat them equally and share the benefits!”

 

When the beauties of the harem received the task, they all complained: “We entered the palace to enjoy a life of ease without working! Now, not only are we expected to exercise, but we also have to practice calligraphy. What exactly did we do wrong?”

 

After Zhao Qi’s decree was issued, Rong Tang took the initiative to visit Yonghua Palace for the first time. Zhao Qi was shocked and asked, “Are you here to see me or Jiang Dehai?”

 

Rong Tang: “…”

 

Jiang Dehai chuckled, “Your Majesty, please don’t joke with this old servant. Master Rong must be here to see you.”

 

Zhao Qi was skeptical, “Really?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Why?”

 

Rong Tang frowned slightly, “Your Majesty’s handwriting is quite unsightly. I’m not keen on imitating it.”

 

Zhao Qi’s ears turned red. It was one thing for others to say so, but Rong Tang was a renowned talent, a celebrated scholar. Hearing this from him made Zhao Qi feel somewhat embarrassed. “I think my handwriting is fine. Maybe your standards are too high.”

 

“Didn’t Your Majesty study in the Nanshufang when you were young? How could you produce such handwriting?”

 

Zhao Qi felt like he was going to cough up blood. “It’s been too long since I last practiced.”

 

Rong Tang spread out a piece of paper, dipped a brush in ink, and handed it to Zhao Qi. “Please write a character.”

 

Zhao Qi scratched his head with the brush. After writing a little, Rong Tang said, “Your grip on the brush is incorrect.” His cool hand grasped Zhao Qi’s right hand. “It should be like this.”

 

Zhao Qi could smell a faint scent of medicine. Rong Tang stood behind him, his chest pressed against Zhao Qi’s back, and Zhao Qi could even feel the beat of his heart.

 

“What do you want to write, Your Majesty?” Rong Tang asked near his ear.

 

“‘Rong,’” Zhao Qi said, “the ‘Rong’ in Rong Tang.”

 

Rong Tang paused for a moment, then tightened his grip on Zhao Qi’s hand and wrote his surname smoothly on the paper. After finishing the last stroke, Rong Tang released Zhao Qi’s hand and asked, “Have you got it, Your Majesty?”

 

“Uh… I think I’m getting a feel for it. Can we try again?”

 

A young eunuch came in and whispered something in Jiang Dehai’s ear. Jiang Dehai’s face immediately lit up, and he stepped forward to report, “Your Majesty, the person you have been waiting for has recently arrived in the capital and will likely come to the palace to see you soon.”

 

“Someone I’ve been waiting for?” Zhao Qi said. “You mean the Prince of Huai?”

 

Rong Tang subtly straightened his posture.

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

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Chapter 17 – This is my first time attending court.

 

Realizing what Rong Tang wanted to do, Zhao Qi was shocked. He suddenly pushed Rong Tang away, almost jumping out of bed, and pointed at Rong Tang, shouting, “Not again!!! You lecherous scoundrel!”

 

Rong Tang, caught off guard by the push, took a step back. He lowered his gaze to his hand that had just touched Zhao Qi and frowned slightly, saying, “Who forced me to stay in the harem? Doesn’t His Majesty remember? Who exactly is the ‘lecherous scoundrel’ here?”

 

Zhao Qi, knowing he was in the wrong, gritted his teeth and said, “I’m not in the mood today.”

 

“Is it that you’re not in the mood, or just that you’re incapable?”

 

Zhao Qi couldn’t believe it. “Rong Tang, you are a person of high moral character and self-respect. How can you speak such… such indecent words! Even if you want to test me, there’s no need to sacrifice your dignity!”

 

Rong Tang smiled faintly. “I’m afraid His Majesty has misunderstood me. Affection between men and women is natural and acceptable.”

 

But affection between men is a big no-no! Zhao Qi’s mindset was collapsing. He felt that Rong Tang was like a celestial being who had descended to the mortal world, tainted by earthly desires, ready to turn dark at any moment.

 

Zhao Qi rubbed his forehead. “You must be out of your mind right now. Calm down. I’m leaving.” With that, he fled in a panic, like a maiden chased by a lecherous rogue.

 

Rong Tang remained where he was, watching his retreating figure with thoughtful eyes.

 

Late at night, Zhao Qi walked alone on the way back to Yonghua Palace, occasionally encountering patrolling guards. He walked slowly and carefully avoided them. When passing by the rockery in the imperial garden, a pair of hands suddenly grabbed him from behind and pulled him into the rockery.

 

Zhao Qi’s mind went blank, and he instinctively wanted to call for help, but a familiar, amused voice came from beside his ear: “Which little eunuch is wandering around outside in the middle of the night?”

 

The familiar voice and the scent of fragrant grass… Zhao Qi’s heart, which had jumped to his throat, finally settled. In frustration, he bit the hand of the person who had startled him. The person chuckled softly and let go of him.

 

“You almost gave me a heart attack!” Zhao Qi complained. “You can’t do that!”

 

The moonlight was beautiful tonight. He Chengzhou leaned against the rock wall, bathed in bright moonlight, his posture tall and full of vigor. “A heart attack?”

 

Zhao Qi waved his hand. “What are you doing here?”

 

“To see the Prime Minister.”

 

“At this late hour?”

 

“Mm,” He Chengzhou replied, “And what about His Majesty? Why are you wearing a little eunuch’s outfit at this hour? What are you up to?”

 

Zhao Qi was momentarily speechless. “I…”

 

He Chengzhou glanced towards where Zhao Qi had come from. “Did His Majesty come from the Drunk Scholar’s Studio?”

 

Zhao Qi replied, “Uh…”

 

He Chengzhou took Zhao Qi’s silence as confirmation, his smile becoming enigmatic. “I didn’t expect His Majesty and Young Master Rong to be so… interested in each other. Little eunuch’s clothes… Haha.”

 

Zhao Qi’s face turned red. “Ah, it’s not what you think.”

 

He Chengzhou continued on as if to himself, “I just returned to the capital from Youzhou, fought with the remnants of the Broken Pulse Boat, and injured my hand. I work so hard as a minister, and yet His Majesty is… enjoying himself with a male companion…”

 

“I told you it’s not like that! Rong Tang’s old illness recurred. I wanted to visit him, but the Prime Minister wouldn’t let me, so I had to resort to this… Wait, you said your hand was injured?”

 

He Chengzhou raised his hand and clasped his other wrist. “I’m injured. Blades and swords are unpredictable. I’m used to it.” His tone was nonchalant, but his eyes were pitiful, weak, and helpless.

 

He Chengzhou was one of the top experts in the Dajing Dynasty. Zhao Qi didn’t think it was a serious matter. “Just get used to it. Be more careful next time.”

 

He Chengzhou was taken aback. “Is that it?”

 

Zhao Qi was puzzled. “Huh? What else do you want?”

 

He Chengzhou laughed in frustration. “Young Master Rong’s old illness recurred, and His Majesty personally went to see him. I’m injured, and His Majesty only says ‘be more careful next time’?”

 

Zhao Qi laughed as well. “The distinguished General He Chengzhou is acting like a little child begging for candy.”

 

He Chengzhou raised an eyebrow. “Does His Majesty give candy?”

 

“Of course,” Zhao Qi said after thinking for a moment. “Are you hungry? Come with me to Yonghua Palace for a late-night snack!”

 

With He Chengzhou around, Zhao Qi didn’t need to sneak back to the palace as he had on his way out. He Chengzhou claimed he needed to see the emperor, so Xiao Shiqing’s men didn’t dare to stop him. Zhao Qi followed him with his head down and successfully entered the palace.

 

Jiang Dehai, who had been anxiously waiting for Zhao Qi, mistook He Chengzhou for someone sent by Prime Minister Xiao for a check-up. “Why is General He here? His Majesty has already gone to bed.”

 

He Changzhou laughed, “Who is standing behind me?”

 

Zhao Qi emerged from behind He Changzhou. He Changzhou was tall, making Zhao Qi look like a delicate young girl in comparison. Jiang Dehai truly hadn’t noticed anyone behind him.

 

“Your Majesty!” Jiang Dehai sighed in relief, “You’ve finally returned! This old servant has been on edge all night!”

 

Zhao Qi smiled, “You’ve worked hard. By the way, go to the imperial kitchen and tell them that I’m hungry and want to eat something…” He turned to He Changzhou, “What do you want to eat?”

 

He Changzhou answered without hesitation, “Meat.”

 

Zhao Qi responded, “Meat?”

 

“I’m not used to the delicate dishes of the palace,” He Changzhou said lazily, “I just want to drink and eat meat heartily.”

 

“I’ll satisfy you,” Zhao Qi said, “Let’s have a few big pig’s trotter. Forget the wine, you’re injured, so no drinking. Also, bring two bowls of soup to help with the greasiness.”

 

He Changzhou laughed, “Alright, I’ll listen to the Emperor.”

 

Zhao Qi changed into his clothes, and the big pig’s trotters arrived. There were four braised pig’s trotters in total, with a rich and aromatic sauce that made them taste even better in the evening.

 

He Changzhou ate casually but wasn’t crude. Zhao Qi, on the other hand, was struggling to eat and got his face smeared with sauce, making He Changzhou laugh and call him a little kitten.

 

Zhao Qi was full after one trotter, wiped his hands, and watched He Changzhou eat.

 

He Changzhou asked, “Aren’t you going to eat more, Your Majesty?”

 

“Mmm,” Zhao Qi patted his belly, “One trotter is enough; eating too much would be greasy. By the way, do you usually attend the morning court sessions?”

 

He Changzhou replied, “As long as I’m in the capital, I do—why?”

 

Zhao Qi looked embarrassed, “I’m going to attend the morning court session tomorrow.”

 

He Changzhou seemed a bit surprised, “Prime Minister Xiao asked the Emperor to attend?”

 

Zhao Qi nodded, “Yes, the Prime Minister wants me to try sitting in.”

 

He Changzhou slowed down his eating, “Is that so. How does the Emperor feel about it?”

 

Zhao Qi confessed, “I’m a bit nervous.”

 

“Nervous?” He Changzhou laughed, “It’s not your first time attending court, why be nervous?”

 

Zhao Qi mumbled, “It’s different this time.”

 

He Changzhou reassured him, “If you’re really nervous, just look at me more.”

 

Zhao Qi looked doubtful, “Will that help?”

 

He Changzhou remained calm, “Whether it helps or not, the Emperor will find out.”

 

The next day, at the crack of dawn, Zhao Qi was awakened by Jiang Dehai for washing and changing. Empress Dowager Wen sent some pastries for him to eat before going to court. After all the fuss, it was almost time. Zhao Qi, dressed in elaborate dragon robes, took the dragon carriage to Taihua Hall, where the ministers had long been waiting.

 

Amid the loud announcement of “The Emperor has arrived, important ministers for the morning court” and “Long live the Emperor,” Zhao Qi ascended the steps to the resplendent dragon throne. Below the dragon throne was a sandalwood chair, where Xiao Shiqing was seated. Standing in the front row were members of the cabinet formed by Xiao Shiqing, with most of the others being Xiao’s close allies.

 

From his elevated position, Zhao Qi immediately saw Xiao Shiqing in dark clothes, who was the only one not kneeling. Noticing Zhao Qi’s gaze, Xiao Shiqing tilted his chin slightly and smiled faintly, radiating elegance and nobility.

 

Zhao Qi casually shifted his gaze, searching for He Changzhou among the crowd. He Changzhou, dressed in crimson official robes, was kneeling among the military officials and smiled up at Zhao Qi.

 

Zhao Qi took a deep breath and said, “Rise.”

 

Xiao Shiqing lifted the hem of his robe and sat on the sandalwood chair, his demeanor unchanged, “What matters are to be discussed?”

 

A minister spoke up, “Report to the Emperor, Prince Zhao Nan Li Chisu requests an additional military fund of 300,000 taels.”

 

“300,000?” Zhao Qi pretended to think for a moment and asked Xiao Shiqing, “What does the Prime Minister think of this matter?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “There are no major issues at the southern border, give him 100,000 taels first, and have the Ministry of Revenue handle it.”

 

Zhao Qi replied, “That’s settled.”

 

“Report to the Emperor, Governor of Yuzhou Dong Boxi’s elderly mother has passed away, and Dong Boxi requests a mourning leave.”

 

Before Zhao Qi could ask, Xiao Shiqing said, “Approved. Have the Ministry of Personnel propose a few replacement candidates for the Emperor’s review.”

 

“Your Majesty, the case of the leaked examination questions has been resolved. It was done by the son of the Minister of Rites, Hong Ziming, named Hong Bin. It is said that Hong Bin frequented brothels and incurred huge debts. However, Hong Ziming’s family strictly disciplines him, so Hong Bin dared not report this and resorted to stealing exam papers for money. Last night, Hong Ziming, in a display of righteousness, personally imprisoned his son in the Court of Judicature and submitted a letter of apology. I have already detained Hong Bin in the Court of Judicature awaiting punishment.”

 

Xiao Shiqing spoke softly, “Hong Ziming is honest and fair, but unfortunately, he has a bad son.”

 

Zhao Qi listened attentively, “What should be done then?”

 

Xiao Shiqing glanced at Zhao Qi, “What does the Emperor think?”

 

“Each person should bear their own consequences. Let’s not hold Hong Ziming responsible for his son’s mistakes,” Zhao Qi said, “And the Prime Minister just mentioned that Hong Ziming is a good official.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded, “The Emperor’s consideration for the old official shows your benevolence and forgiveness.” After a moment of contemplation, he continued, “Hong Ziming will be dismissed from office for investigation due to his lax family discipline, allowing his son’s illegal actions. Hong Bin will be executed, and Hong Ziming should be present at the execution.”

 

Zhao Qi responded, “……” That’s ruthless.

 

“Does the Emperor approve of this handling?” Xiao Shiqing asked.

 

“…… Yes.”

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

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How about some mystery or showbiz? Check out Morbid Addiction & Perfection

What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep