Being in love was nothing like I imagined.

The two of us were still in a boss-subordinate relationship. There was no regulation in the company that prohibited office love. Ning Yiheng doesn’t mind this, but I was reluctant to expose our relationship to colleagues.

After all, the power of gossip in the office was comparable to nuclear weapons.

It was no exaggeration to say that if today they knew that my boss and I have a relationship, tomorrow there would be a vivid yellow rumor about how I seduced Ning Yiheng which I have never experienced before and can spread to every corner of the company at the speed of light.

This may be the cruel ecology of the office. No one can be clean and flawless in the mouths of colleagues.

I don’t want my private life to be secretly fantasized about.

But having said that, at least let me experience the happiness in the yellow rumors first ah.

Before dating, I still had the cloud file storage goddess as my companion. After dating, my goddess went into the Recycle Bin, and I could only look at Ning Yiheng’s photo… Cough, I can’t say more.

Although my private life was lackluster, after being with Ning Yiheng, my daily life has changed so much.

For example, during my lunch break, I can enjoy the big sofa in his office break room…

Except for boss who didn’t take the initiative to touch me, he was an excellent boyfriend in all aspects.

It’s just that I’m used to calling Ning Yiheng boss, and I can’t change it for a while. Ning Yiheng still wanted to correct my form of address at first, but then he just didn’t care about it. I can call him whatever I want.

Ning Yiheng was still working with coffee in the office while I was lying on the big sofa in the break room, my eyelids started to fight.

I was about to sleep beautifully when I suddenly received a WeChat message.

The huge beep scared me.

A wagie1Wage slave.should understand this feeling. The WeChat prompt tone must be pulled to full during working hours, for fear of missing any request from the boss and any part to change the plan.

My heart undulated with the beep, so much so that I had chest pain as soon as I heard this movement.

I close my work WeChat when I get off work. My boss is more than understanding and basically doesn’t shake people during non-working hours without special circumstances.

It’s lunch break now, but I forgot to switch back to my private number and also forgot to turn on silent mode.

I squinted my eyes and opened the screen.

When it was time to rest, everyone was lying flat. There was no one in the private group chat of my colleagues. The whole WeChat was as quiet as a chicken. There was only one friend application.

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: Hello,2Polite greeting was used. I am Tang Lesheng, the personal assistant of Mr. Ning Renjie.

… Who is with whom?

Not only was this person’s WeChat nickname so chic, but their WeChat avatar was also a standard photo of a suit on a white background. At first glance, it’s the work number of an employee of a company.

Fortunately, our company doesn’t have so many requirements, so we don’t have to go to work with our real name and ID every day.

I tried my best to recall the clients I had contacted before, but none of them matched up in my memory.

As an adult who has been in society for many years, I naturally wouldn’t refuse a close friend who seemed to have had work dealings at this time, so I just clicked accept.

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: Hello, at the request of Mr. Ning, we need you3I italicized the words where they used the polite form. to fill out a questionnaire with personal information. Please be sure to fill it in truthfully.

Me: ?

I said: Hello, why should I fill out this questionnaire? Why are you asking me to fill it in?

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: Please be sure to fill in all questions clearly.

This person surnamed Tang was just like a robot. He ignored my question and only repeatedly emphasized that he wanted me to fill it out truthfully, so he directly sent me a shared document.

This person is really strange, so I asked again: Is there no virus in your document?

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: No, it’s just an ordinary shared document. If you are worried, I can enter it in WeChat one by one, and you can reply directly with WeChat messages.

He answered the question quite quickly.

So why on earth should I do this questionnaire ah?!

I suspect that I have encountered an online scammer who steals other people’s information, and this person’s IQ is obviously not high to pull off such a retarded scam.

What kind of normal person would just let me do the questionnaire without making it clear?!

Hmph, hmph, it just so happens that I’m bored now.

Me: … Then you can send me on WeChat.

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: What is your name?

Me: Zhou Jie Renlun.4The name he chose was similar to Jay Chou’s name but he just added a character and changed it a bit XD so like, (周杰人仑) and Jay Chou’s (周杰伦).

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: Okay, what is your gender? Male? Female? Or Custom? For Custom, please specify your psychological gender and physical gender.

Me: …

Me: I’m male.

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: What is your occupation?

I thought for a while and said: Male stripper.

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: Okay, Mr. Zhou, please tell me truthfully your mobile phone number, home address, current place of residence, place of household registration, income, family background, and profile of family members.

Me: …

Me: Oh, I forgot, I actually identified myself as a woman in my heart.

This person named Tang Lesheng didn’t doubt my words at all and immediately changed his words and said: Okay, Ms. Zhou, please answer my questions above.

This is so f*cking weird.

I didn’t even want to reply to his questions. Tang Lesheng was still chattering and continuing to ask questions.

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: What do you like best? What do you hate most? Do you accept having a prenuptial agreement? Do you accept being a housewife?…

I answered randomly. At this moment, I became a male stripper club dancer with the same name as a certain superstar, with a psychological gender of female and a physical gender of male. I have a fish fetish, an aversion to money and pets and the only thing I like is dog sh*t and a desire to be a housewife. By the way, I have three jiejies and two didis, and my whole family lives in a youth hostel.

In the face of the obviously b*llsh*t reply, Tang Lesheng accepted it all and calmly replied to me with an “OK”.

Seeing the scammer so calm, I also lost the mood to tease and dragged him directly into the blacklist.

After closing WeChat, I casually searched for “Ningchuang Enterprise” on Tang Lesheng’s nickname on Baidu. I clicked on the company search and saw the name “Ning Renjie” in the shareholder column. I looked back and saw an incomparable familiar name.

I almost threw my phone out.

I shivered and clicked on Ning Yiheng’s chat box and typed: Boss, what’s your father’s name ah?

Ning Yiheng: Ning Renjie, what’s the matter?

Me: …

Me: No, nothing.

… He may have misunderstood me to a certain extent.

But Cheng Huai Xiu is Cheng Huai Xiu. What does Zhou Jie Renlun have to do with me, Cheng Huai Xiu?

I hesitated again and again, and said: Boss, does your father like to ask others to answer questionnaires?

Ning Yiheng: …

Ning Yiheng: How do you know?

I silently took Tang Lesheng out of the blacklist.

Me: Did you send the questionnaire to your boss?

Ningchuang Enterprise-Tang: Hello, it has been completed. Do you have any questions?

The door of the break room was pushed open by Ning Yiheng. I scrambled up from the sofa in a panic, running through my hair that was lying in disarray.

Ning Yiheng said, “Did he send you a questionnaire? Ignore him, I’ll take care of it.”

“I suddenly remembered something funny,” I said guiltily, “I told Tang Lesheng that I was born with two jj.”5Refers to male genital.

“Boss, your dad won’t mind, will he?”

Jie Jie: I wheezed. I was on second to the last line and I couldn’t stop laughing. This CHX ah :blobrofl: