1. Name: Zhou Jie Renlun
  1. Gender: Male (crossed out) Identifies as female, leads to becoming dull
  1. Sexual Orientation: Male, likes to be dull
  1. Age: 18
  1. Birthday: October 1st
  1. Occupation: Male Stripper (female)
  1. Education Background: Dropped out of a prestigious university, and currently pursuing primary education while working
  1. Workplace: None, living off someone financially.
  1. Favorite things: Fish and dog shit. At 13, I had a thing for goldfish… (crossed out) Current XP is the anglerfish
  1. Most disliked things: I hate money, I don’t care about money, and to me, money is just a number.

Additionally, there’s also the cat. Their shit is so stinky and they shed fur every day. It snores like my dad and prefers to play with my roommate’s underwear rather than mine. I truly detest creatures that resemble furballs!

  1. Family Members: Parents, three jiejies, and two didis.
  1. Home Address: Residing with family at a youth hostel, the specific address is not disclosed.
  1. Thoughts on Family: I hope my family can let me live with them and live off financially.
  1. Preferred Partner Type: Naughty and cute at times, yet composed and profound; someone who can accept me who is dull.
  1. Expectations for Marriage: Being a housewife. I want to be a housewife
  1. Personal Advantages in Choosing a Partner: Have two jj.
  1. Personal Disadvantages in Choosing a Partner: Both jjs are unusable.
  1. Final Words: Your document-sharing software is so bad that it pops back to WeChat at every turn. Please use more efficient software for questionnaires; this one is so slow I’m worried it’s carrying a virus. Also, once you switch software, don’t ask me to write surveys again!!!

The night when the questionnaire was received, Ning Renjie stayed awake all night…


Author’s Note:

Now Google accounts have custom genders…

My gender is now also dull just like Xiu Xiu’s (not).