There weren’t many classes the next day. Yu He lazed in bed for a long time before getting up. Now that he was in his third year, there were far fewer classes, which made it much easier for him to mess around.

After tidying up, Yu He sat back down in front of the computer and eagerly opened the game.

The first thing Yu He did after logging in was step out of the safe zone and let himself get reincarnated down one level, turning himself into a walking wild mob and happily embarking on the path of open-world PvP.

Anyway, he was a red-named player and could attack others freely. After dropping a level, he wouldn’t get ganged up on. If he could win, he’d fight; if he couldn’t, he’d run. As a little healer, self-preservation wasn’t a problem. Worst case, he could just log out or revive back in the safe zone.

The experience bar from level 100 to 99 was painfully slow to drop. After dying too many times, he even had to wait a while before he could revive on the spot, so Yu He stood there naked for a long time before the bar finally dropped by about half.

Some unbound equipment got knocked off, but Yu He didn’t really care. Porridge didn’t pick up the loot; he only killed people.

As for some insignificant items, Yu He let them go. The more important ones, though… his 20 years of single-handed speed reflexes were no joke.

He’d already figured it out. All the unbound equipment had been sorted into an inventory called “Spare,” most of it likely scammed from people, probably intended to be resold later after the second class change.

Although he’d paid real money for this account and the price included those items, he still felt a twinge of regret, especially since some of them were limited editions he quite liked. Just seeing the word “spare” made him uncomfortable. He didn’t want to bind them either, so he casually deleted the inventory’s name, leaving it blank.

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: ? Did your conscience kick in? Running naked to give back to society?

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: Not even resisting anymore?

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: Standing there letting me reincarnate you?

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: ?

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: If you’ve got the guts to let me reincarnate you, then have the guts to return my gear, ah

Yu He propped his head up with one hand, browsing the forum and reading Porridge and Jiaojiao’s 818 drama while waiting for Porridge Bro to kill him. Once he was done killing, Yu He would conveniently click revive on the spot.

This guy was really persistent. He didn’t run quests, didn’t flirt with girls, just followed Jiaojiao around every day. True love, honestly.

As the killing went on, the screen suddenly froze. The HP bar was still full. The monk and the bunny-eared loli stood face-to-face, staring at each other.

Passersby who couldn’t tell what was going on didn’t dare step forward rashly. The bounty was tempting, but in this small jianghu, feelings still outweighed profit.

Everyone knew about the grudge between Porridge and Jiaojiao.

Among all of Jiaojiao’s spare tires, Porridge was the one who’d fallen the deepest. He farmed whatever gear Jiaojiao wanted, bought whatever pets she wanted, and even when Jiaojiao flirted with others and then sweet-talked him afterward, he believed it; like a textbook simp.

If it weren’t for Zhizi Yugui, who later on put out a server-wide bounty and a whole bunch of spare tires coming forward with their stories to denounce her, this guy would probably still be foolishly kept in the dark.

After all, he wasn’t some RMB big spender. Losing both money and feelings, who could take that? Even a monk couldn’t handle it.

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: You dead yet? If not, say something

……

After finishing the 818 thread, Yu He felt deeply sympathetic. He glanced at the bag that used to be called spare, then slowly moved the mouse—

[Current][Jiaojiao]: Which equipment is yours? I’ll return it to you

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: ?

As that question mark appeared, the little loli went plop and collapsed, turning into a rabbit, and the screen grayed out along with her.

Yu He: “?”

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: Trying to brush me off like a beggar?

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: Can you really compensate for some things?

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: You really love keeping a fish pond that much? Is scamming people fun? Doesn’t your conscience hurt?

The chatty monk kept typing as he continued reincarnating him.

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: Get lost

60 seconds later, Yu He calmly revived on the spot, turned around, and left. He hadn’t even taken a few steps before the monk smashed down on him again.

Staring at the experience bar that was almost at the bottom, Yu He revealed a relieved smile.

Finally, about to drop to level 99.

However, things didn’t go as planned. The tide turned; someone slashed a large chunk off the monk’s HP. After struggling a few times, the monk collapsed with a crash. A familiar ID stepped on the monk’s corpse and walked toward him.

Jiaojiao’s husband—Mingyue.

Logically speaking, although assassins have high burst damage, dealing with a tanky monk should take some time. But this guy’s positioning was slick, his skills precise. Against someone as clumsy as Porridge, it only took a few moves to finish him off.

Yet with Mingyue’s appearance, a flock of magpies suddenly popped up on the screen.

[Romance Alert connecting~]

[Connection successful!]

? What the hell was that.

Yu He’s heart jumped.

After that bizarre Romance Alert connected successfully, besides the game’s background music, there was a faint sound of a spoon lightly tapping against glass coming from the computer. Just as Yu He held his breath, the sound abruptly stopped.

“Meow~” Just as Yu He was frantically searching the screen for a hang-up button, his orange cat suddenly slipped into the bedroom and climbed onto his lap.

On the other side of the screen, Tang Shaoqing, who had been about to hang up the Romance Alert, paused for a moment, then turned on the voice changer. “Hello?”

The voice was quite alluring. It had come as a free add-on when Mingyue sold him the account. He’d originally planned to use it to mess with a few idiots, but hadn’t expected it to come in handy for something serious.

“Cough… Hello…?” In a moment of panic, Yu He hastily faked a voice using the female lead from the radio drama he’d just worked on, soft and gentle.

Tang Shaoqing froze for two seconds when he heard the voice, then curled his lips, the delight in his eyes impossible to hide. “Wife, you finally decided to turn on your mic.”

???

Yu He felt his entire face fill with question marks.

Unfortunately, before he could think it through, a loudspeaker suddenly appeared at the top of the screen—

[Loudspeaker][No Money for Porridge]: White Lotus and the voice changer are at Taoyao, coordinates (123, 456)

Then he looked again at the monk, who had already revived on the spot but wasn’t moving at all…

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: [Smile] Voice-changer bro is here

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: nb ah

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: Adulterer and adulteress gathered in one place

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: What are you doing there, staring at each other? Haven’t had enough yet

[Current][No Money for Porridge]: ?

……

As a chatterbox, after saying so much and being completely ignored, there was no way he wouldn’t be mad. Unfortunately, he couldn’t beat Mingyue, so he could only choose to summon his buddies.

[World][Jiaojiao nmsl]: I giao],1Similar to woc, I f****. I’m coming

[World][Mingyue nmsl]: Good brother, I’ve been waiting so long for you to finally log in.

[World][Luo Yan]: ^ ^ All the healers and qin masters from the guild are here, reviving you one by one and reincarnating you all the way down to level 1

[World][Hehehe]: ? That’s brutal

[World][Finished Eating Melons]: Does this kind of operation actually exist?

[World][Luelue]: Where’s Zhizi Yugui? Why is Luo Yan handling it?

[World][Luo Yan]: He’s busy and not around. Anyone can handle it

[World][ [Milk You Once2Lit. Milk you in one bite. Fig. Heal you once.]: Honestly speaking… Jiaojiao’s just got bad character, flits around, and flirts everywhere. Your bond cheating also means he’s partly at fault himself, right? Is it really necessary to keep targeting Jiaojiao like this?

[World][All My Ships Came True]: Eating melons, eating melons

Healers have skills that can revive people, but their hand speed has to be fast, and the cooldown is long. They have to revive someone before that person returns to camp to revive. Otherwise, the target will escape.

As for qin masters, they’re control types. Right after revival, they immobilize you. The stun duration lasts a long time, and even if someone else pulls aggro, the control remains. One gets stun after another; unless you’re literally hacking, you won’t be able to run.

Yu He swallowed hard. He really didn’t have confidence in taking on multiple opponents alone. Being reincarnated was fine, but dropping items was a huge pain.

If he’d known, he would’ve just bound all the equipment in the spare inventory. What was there to feel uncomfortable about? Why pick a fight with money?

[Mingyue invites you to join the party]

[Accept or Decline]

Yu He didn’t think much and clicked accept.

[Mingyue invites you to ride together.]

Accept, accept.

By the time everyone arrived one after another, Yu He had already followed Mingyue back to the safe zone, Jiaojiao and Mingyue’s residence.

Jie Jie: Hi guys! Sorry for the late post! I went out yesterday with friends TT