Day: February 26, 2023

Chapter 3

       Barely stuffed, I went back to the bedroom and thought that I would not be so sad if I fell asleep.

 

      It turned out that there were several boxes of brightly coloured condoms in the bedside table.

 

       I started to feel sad again.

 

       Wuwuwu, I’m so poor, why did I dare to have one night stand with people before?

 

       I worriedly went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. I was quite tall, so I’m not supposed to be the bottom, right?

 

       I wiped my tears and touched my asshole. My rear was intact.

 

       But sadly found that there are two sets of toiletries in the bathroom.

 

       Wuwuwu, I am so poor like this and I dared to have a long-term fvck buddy.

 

       Soon it was the next week. During this period, I was afraid to eat and drink enough and only dared to drink some nutritional supplements.

 

       Because I didn’t know my bank card password.

 

       Wuwuwu.

 

       I had to save money to fly to the Tower because I didn’t have the password for the garage.

 

       I rummaged through my bedroom for a decent outfit, took a taxi and flew to the Tower. I showed my badge to the gatekeepers and was taken to a high-end restaurant inside to wait.

 

       I sat on the chair and stroked the little snake nervously, for fear that I would cry, and I would seemed too sissy.

 

       The blind date will definitely not take a fancy to me.

 

       After a while, a man in a trench coat walked in.

 

       He’s half a head shorter than me.

 

       He was very good-looking.

 

       Wuwuwu, I’ve lost my memory, I couldn’t describe him.

 

       Anyway, the guide was not bad.

 

       On his shoulder rested a long, fluffy bird with a long tail and a few c0cked feathers on the crown of its head.

 

       The bird was beautiful too.

 

       He came over and sat across from me, smiled and asked me gently, “Did you wait long? What do you want to eat?”

 

       I shook my head, this was a precious guide, I wouldn’t dare have a temper no matter how long I had to wait.

 

       Moreover, even if he was so gentle, could he take a fancy to me who was so poor?

 

       Wuwuwu, so sad.

 

       The little snake on my wrist also seemed to be very fond of the little bird on his shoulder, trying to crawl to the opposite side.

 

       All I could do was cover my wrist with all my strength.

 

       The guide on the opposite side called the waiter and ordered a few dishes.

 

       He even thoughtfully ordered for me too, but I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to pay the bill later and that I wouldn’t have any money left.

 

       The guide noticed my small movements and asked gently, “Is that your Quantum Beast?”

 

       The little snake was still bumping its head against my hand, and I said awkwardly, “Yes, it’s a little snake.”

 

       I held up my wrist and the little snake finally saw the bird head-on, straightened up and kept spitting out its tongue.

 

       The guide put his hand over his shoulder and the bird jumped onto his fingers.

 

       Wuwuwu, the guide is so good-looking, he definitely took a fancy to me.

 

       The guide put the bird on the table and the little snake immediately crawled over to it.

 

       Surprisingly, the bird didn’t mind it and took its pointed beak and pecked it gently on the snake’s head.

 

       The guide didn’t seem to reject me as a disgraceful snake.

 

       He still smiled softly, “My name is He Qing. It seems that my Bird of Paradise likes your little snake very much.”

 

       I was so moved that I wanted to cry again, “My name is Guan Lie. The little snake in me has never seen the world, don’t mind me.”

 

       He Qing seemed very happy, “It’s okay, I like the way your little snake wraps around my bird of paradise.”

 

       Wuwuwu, such a beautiful guide, can you take a fancy to me?


Notes:
Wuwuwu QAQ


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Chapter 2

       When I finally took off the bandages all over my body, I unwrapped the ‘silkworm chrysalis’ next to the bed like a gift, and inside it was a small snake.

 

       The little snake looked at me with teary eyes. I was affected by my Quantum Beast and wanted to cry too.

 

       So I hugged the little snake and we cried together.

 

       Cripple comforted me from the distance, “Big brother, don’t cry. Hey, this… This, amnesia can still be cured.”

 

       Brain Hurt also comforted me, “Yes, it’s true, it’s just a memory loss. Anyway, at least you have military honours. I heard that the First-Class Military Honours gives you the right to have a blind date with the guide!”

 

       One Arm waved his arm, “Yeah, look on the bright side.”

 

       “Really?” I wiped my eyes as the little snake coiled pitifully on my wrist. I guessed it must not have been this small before.

 

       Cripple nodded vigorously, “Isn’t that right? You see, we were lightly injured, and we don’t have first-class military achievements, and now we don’t have a guide.”

 

       But now I had amnesia, I would not even remember my bank password, and I had no relatives to come to see me. So I probably had no money, no house and both of my parents died, how can there be a guide who can take a fancy to me?

 

       I felt sad again.

 

       “Wuwuwu…” I started to weep again as I hold the little snake, and the three elder brothers were scared by me.

 

       Afterwards, a doctor came in to give me a health check-up and told me, “You are in a good shape, and you will be discharged from the hospital in half a month. The military department has arranged a blind date for you.”

 

       I asked cautiously, “Doctor, can I not leave the hospital? “

 

       The doctor asked me as he wrote on the medical record, “Why? Is there any discomfort in your body?”

 

       I instantly burst into tears again, “Wuwuwu, I have no money, doctor. I remember that there is no charge for being hospitalized due to the war.”

 

       The doctor was obviously startled by me, “What’s up with that? Major General Guan, you made a first-class military achievement in the battle, and the Empire gave you a lot of bonuses, so you don’t have to worry about running out of money.”

 

       I was even more upset when he said that, “Doctor, I forgot my bank card password.”

 

       It was probably the first time the doctor had seen it, but he reassured me, “It’s okay, it will come back to you.”

 

       In the end, I was kicked out of the hospital, and it was useless to cry and hug the doctor’s thigh.

 

       The military department sent a few mid-level sentinels to pick me up. They came and carried me onto the aircraft and took me out of the hospital.

 

       I was taken back to what I was told was my home. Cripple has nanny robots in his house, but when I look at mine, I didn’t even have a nanny robot. I’m sure I’m poor.

 

       Wuwuwu, it was better to stay in the hospital.

 

       The Lead Sentinel gave me a badge, “Major General Guan, this is a blind date permit. Next week you will be able to go on a blind date with a guide with a high match rate in the Tower1 it’s supposed to 文塔 or Wenta some sort of Pagoda/tower but I’ll keep it as Tower, so please keep it safe.

 

       I wiped my tears as I pinned the badge to my shirt.

 

       The sentinel said awkwardly, “Don’t be late. We’re leaving first.”

 

       After they left, I wandered around the house alone.

 

       There were no nanny bots in my house, wuwuwu.

 

       Who’s going to cook for me, wuwuwu.

 

       The more I thought about it, the sadder I got, and the little snake also shed tears along with me.

 

       I rummaged in the kitchen while weeping, and finally found some nutritional supplements, which I drank.

 

       Wuwuwu, this fvcking thing is so hard to drink.


Notes:
I think I will just stick with wuwuwu for the crying sounds Guan Lie make (≧▽≦)
I never encounter a gong crying so much like this one, lololol
I wonder how majestic he was in the battle before you turned into an amnesiac cry baby~~


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Chapter 1

       [Reminder before reading: You’ve come to see this kind of story, so don’t boast noble moral sentiments. If you have to argue about whether or not it reflects practical issues, moral issues, professionalism issues, and a series of high-realistic issues; I suggest to You—there are thousands of famous books in the world, which are better than this one. So you have to know what you are here for when you come to read this kind of story and make sure to let go of your heart of helping the world and saving people. Come have fun and put your mind at ease before continuing to read, otherwise, it is recommended to stop.]

 

       When I opened my eyes, my surroundings were white, and my mind was as blank as the surroundings.

 

       The only memory I had was that I was a sentinel and I didn’t even know what my name was.

 

       A woman dressed in white next to me saw me wake up and happily called out for a group of people in white clothes.

 

       I opened my eyes and looked for a while. It seemed that some common sense of life came back to my mind.

 

       I was in the hospital.

 

       Several doctors looked left and right around me, shone a flashlight into my eyes, and stretched out their fingers to ask me how many it was.

 

       One of the older doctors asked me, “Do you remember who you are?”

 

       I shook my head, my neck stiff, “I don’t remember.”

 

       The old doctor talked a lot with the doctor next to him, but I could only make out the words: “after-effects”.

 

       Then a bunch of them went out again in a flurry.

 

       I was left alone in my hospital bed.

 

       I had no recollection of who I was, and I waited in bed for a long time, but no family member came to see me.

 

       Who am I?

 

       An inexplicable trace of grievance welled up in my heart.

 

       I waited for a few days, but no one came to see me. Instead, the doctor changed me to another ward.

 

       I went from a single-patient room to a multiple-occupancy room.

 

       This time I finally had someone to talk to and I wasn’t lonely anymore.

 

       There were several patients in the multiple-occupancy room, all of whom were sentinels.

 

       These sentinels were all lying on the bed, and everyone had bandages on their bodies, some wrapped around their heads, some with their arms in a sling, and some had plaster casts on their legs.

 

       I was worse off, I was covered in bandages.

 

       I vaguely remembered that the Quantum Beast1The Quantum Beast can be said to be a symbol of a kind of spiritual power (spiritual body) in the sentinel guide story, and it is a variety of animals. The spirit body is similar to the master and has its own consciousness. would reflect the state of the owner.

 

       I struggled to see, and sure enough, their quantum beasts were near their owner. There was a lizard with a bandaged head, a wolf with a bandaged leg flying in the air, and a bird on crutches.

 

       I then remembered, where is my own Quantum Beast?

 

       I felt that it was not in my sea of consciousness, and after searching for a while, I found a white ‘silkworm chrysalis’ sitting next to my pillow.

 

       Me:……

 

       The dude with the bandage on his arm seemed to realise that I could move and that I was alive.

 

       He sat up with his intact arm holding the hospital bed and his bird followed suit with the crutches and moved twice.

 

       “Hey, buddy, are you awake?” He looked at me, and I knew I must look terrible with bandages all over my body.

 

       The other two also looked at me.

 

       To differentiate them, I’ll call the dude with the bandaged arm, One Arm; the dude with the bandage on his head, Brain Hurt, and the senior with the cast on his leg, Cripple.

 

       Cripple sighed beside him, “Brother, you’ve got a long life, with this bandage all over your body2he was saying how he was still alive even with all the injuries he sustained.”

 

       I struggled to move my hands to respond to them.

 

       Brain Hurt seemed worried that I would die if I moved too much, “Big brother, you should hurry up and lie down. Look at you with all these bandages, it’s so hard to stay alive. As long as you take a breath, we will know that you can hear us.”

 

       One Arm said, “Dude, you’re lucky with that one.”

 

       Cripple followed and said, “Well, I heard that there was a big brother in the hospital who had it worse. Although he was awarded a First Class Military Honours in this battle, he was seriously injured and lost his memory. A doctor said that this big brother always behaves like this. After losing his memory, he becomes emotionally fragile, and will cry at every turn.”

 

       Brain Hurt then added, “That’s right. you could say that it was a fine man, who turned into a sissy after the first war.”

 

       I struggled to speak and tried to fit in with them, “Do you know what his name is?”

 

       One Arm recalled, “I think his name was Guan Lie?”

 

       At that moment two doctors came in, they walked over to my bed with their medical records and one asked me, “Guan Lie, how are you feeling?”

 

       I felt a sudden silence around me.

 

       A wave of grievance welled up in my heart again, and I couldn’t help but shed tears.

 

       “Wuwuwu, doctor, I really don’t feel safe here.”


Notes:
So I decided to pick this up out of curiosity and also because I started to like a sentinel x guide plot, hehe
Honestly I found it really funny that the author even have to put that tag, so I assumed there’ll be a lot of ‘red flag’ throughout the novels, but let’s all enjoy it nicely~
I’ll be updating this whenever I have time, but judging by how short each chapter is, I should be able to update more often than I thought


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