Chapter 68 – I went shopping with my brother.
In response to Zhao Qi’s puzzled gaze, Xiao Shiqing calmed down slightly and couldn’t help but chuckle. “What’s been up with you lately? Every time something related to the Little Emperor comes up, you lose your usual composure. Could it be that you’re influenced unintentionally by being around him so much?”
Zhao Qi tilted his head at him. “Brother?”
“Nothing.” Xiao Shiqing glanced at the flower in Zhao Qi’s hand that hadn’t been fully torn apart. “Do you like it?”
“Oh, I don’t know who sent it, just left it at the door.” Zhao Qi tore off the last petal, silently saying “not interested” to himself, and casually tossed the bare stem into the trash. “Seeing pretty flowers does lift my mood.”
Xiao Shiqing remarked, “It’s quite ugly.”
Zhao Qi scratched his head. “I think it’s okay?”
Sitting opposite Zhao Qi, Xiao Shiqing continued, “The Emperor’s belly seems to have gotten a bit bigger again.”
Zhao Qi covered his face. “Brother, please stop.” Since he started showing, his belly had visibly grown day by day, while the rest of his body hardly gained any weight. To keep this from becoming common knowledge, he rarely left the palace now—though everyone who knew could throw a big mahjong party.
Xiao Shiqing smirked slightly. “Looks like the little princess is thriving in the Emperor’s belly.”
Resting his chin on the newly moved table, Zhao Qi sighed. “Yeah, she kicks me even when there’s nothing going on.”
Xiao Shiqing thought for a moment. “Stand up.”
“What does Brother want?” Zhao Qi stood up straight, belly protruding. Xiao Shiqing lightly patted it. “There.”
“?”
“I talked to her, told her to behave and kick you less.”
Zhao Qi burst into laughter. “Are you trying to fool me like I’m a fool?”
Xiao Shiqing nodded. “Yes.”
Zhao Qi’s smile gradually faded, his expression blank. “So, I’ve always been a fool in Prime Minister’s eyes.”
Xiao Shiqing replied meaningfully, “Even if you were a fool, many would still vie for you.”
“…Huh?”
Xiao Shiqing took Zhao Qi’s hand, helped him sit down, and casually remarked, “Li Chisu wants you.”
“Oh?!”
“He Changzhou also likes you.”
“…I know.”
Xiao Shiqing’s tone took on a hint of bitterness. “In the past, you favored Rong Tang as well.”
“Yeah.”
Xiao Shiqing looked at Zhao Qi with meaning. “So, what are your thoughts? These three, in talent and appearance, are rare in the world,” Xiao Shiqing said slowly. “Are you really unmoved?”
Without hesitation, Zhao Qi replied, “Completely unmoved.”
Xiao Shiqing’s eyes flashed with a hint of amusement. “Is that so? What if they don’t demand your whole heart, just that you acknowledge them in your eyes, even if they come after others in your heart?”
“That’s easy!” Zhao Qi banged the table. “I’ll appoint Rong Tang as Virtuous Consort, He Changzhou as Honorable Consort 1HCZ has a pretty high title, almost below ‘Empress’ and RT has a pretty high ranking title too, though not as high as HCZ, as for Li Chisu… I still don’t want.”
“Heh.”
Facing Xiao Shiqing’s hellishly cold gaze, Zhao Qi’s survival instinct kicked in. He quickly said, “Brother, did you really think I’d say that? You’re mistaken! I feel guilty toward Rong Tang, see He Changzhou as a brother, and as for Li Chisu, I don’t even want him even if he’s given to me for free.”
Xiao Shiqing’s expression softened slightly. He sipped his tea and calmly said, “Then what about me? What do you consider me?”
Zhao Qi hesitated for a moment, unable to find a fitting description for Xiao Shiqing’s place in his heart.
Did he treat Xiao Shiqing as a brother? No, though he called him “Brother” out of necessity to curry favor, he couldn’t easily change the habit. True brotherly affection should be like him and Zhao Qiao. Saying he treated Xiao Shiqing as a brother would be a lie even he himself wouldn’t believe.
Were they in a lord-subject relationship? Almost there, but which lord-subject pair could compare to them?
Did he consider Xiao Shiqing as a father to his child? As a lover, a friend? This wouldn’t hold up either. Even now, whenever he recalled those sporadic scenes from that night, he wanted to buy a brain that didn’t remember anything at a high price.
“Aren’t we just sworn brothers?” Zhao Qi ventured.
Xiao Shiqing chuckled. “So brothers end up in bed together and then, result in a big belly. Enlightening.”
Zhao Qi was speechless for a moment and couldn’t help but complain, “Brother came to see me late at night just to ask these boring questions?”
“Not only.” Xiao Shiqing smiled mysteriously. “I came to discuss state affairs with the Emperor.”
“In that case, speak.”
“Didn’t the Emperor forget? When we discuss state affairs, we go to bed.”
“…”
The two lay side by side in bed, and Xiao Shiqing briefly explained the situation in Jiangxia.
The disaster had been barely contained, and the number of displaced people in Jiangxia wouldn’t increase for the time being. However, how to settle the homeless victims was still a problem. Houses were flooded, and the displaced were exposed to the elements, hungry and susceptible to epidemics from congregating in one place for too long.
“But this matter can be entrusted to Pang Dai,” Xiao Shiqing said. “As a county magistrate, he shouldn’t rely on the court for everything. So, once the rain stops, I’ll take you back to the capital.”
“We’re going back to the capital already?” Zhao Qi exclaimed in surprise. “But we haven’t visited many places yet.”
Turning to his side, Xiao Shiqing touched his belly. “How can you go anywhere like this?”
“…Alright.”
“And there’s one more thing. The perennial flooding along the Huai River banks is a chronic problem. If not thoroughly resolved, the treasury will struggle, hindering future campaigns in the northwest.”
Thinking of something, Zhao Qi said, “Li Chisu mentioned knowing a water management expert living in the outskirts of Jiangxia City. I’ve already ordered him to invite the person.”
Xiao Shiqing nodded. “If I’m not mistaken, he mentioned a water expert named Yu Chen Shui, secluded in the outskirts of Jiangxia, renowned locally for his expertise in hydrology and water management.”
Zhao Qi turned over and faced Xiao Shiqing, asking, “Brother, do you know him?”
“Yeah, I’ve heard people recommend Yu Chenshui several times. I even sent people to invite him to serve in court twice. The first time, he refused due to illness; the second time, he disappeared without a trace. He’s said to wander the world and only return to Jiangxia once in a year or so. Li Chisu may not even be able to meet him.”
“Let him give it a try,” Zhao Qi yawned, rubbing his eyes, “It’s such a waste if such a talented person is unwilling to serve the court.”
“Mm.” Xiao Shiqing reached out and pulled Zhao Qi into his arms. “Go to sleep.”
Zhao Qi buried his head against Xiao Shiqing’s chest and asked, “Brother, should I change positions?”
“Why?”
“Sleeping like this, my stomach presses against you.”
“I don’t mind being pressed by you.”
“…Alright.”
The next day, the rain that had been falling for several days finally stopped. The dark clouds dispersed, the sun hung high, and Zhao Qi’s mood improved considerably.
Cheng Boyan and Meichuan came to check his pulse together. Cheng Boyan said, “The Dragon’s Egg in Your Majesty’s belly is slightly larger than usual fetuses at the same stage. There’s a risk of difficult labor when the time comes.”
Zhao Qi was stunned, “Is that true? Should I eat less?”
“Watching your diet is one aspect. Also, walking more regularly will help with natural childbirth.”
“Oh, okay.” Zhao Qi took out a notebook to jot down notes but stopped halfway through. Wait, he hasn’t decided to give birth to this Dragon’s Egg yet, why am I taking notes?
Meichuan said, “I also have a good plan to make childbirth easier for Your Majesty.”
“Meichuan, please tell me.”
Meichuan took out a brocade box and presented it to Zhao Qi. “Your Majesty, please have a look.”
“What is this?” Zhao Qi opened the box to find a crystal-clear, long, slightly thick and round-headed…
With a snap, Zhao Qi closed the wooden box, blushing. “Meichuan, you’ll be punished by my anti-p0rnography team for bringing out such things.”
“Your Majesty misunderstands, this is for your own good,” Meichuan said seriously, “This item, made of warm jade, when placed inside, has the effect of expanding and massaging the birth canal…”
What? Birth canal? What does that mean? Isn’t he supposed to have a cesarean section? Could it be…
Zhao Qi realized something and his whole body trembled.
No, he didn’t accept it!
“I don’t want this Dragon’s Egg anymore!!!”
Cheng Boyan glanced at Meichuan, frowned imperceptibly, and hesitated to speak.
Jiang Dehai, with a motherly heart, quietly put away the brocade box and reminded, “Your Majesty, lower your voice, what if the Prime Minister hears…”
“Let him hear it!” Zhao Qi angrily said, “Who caused me to be like this!”
Jiang Dehai advised, “If this really helps Your Majesty’s future childbirth, you can ask the Prime Minister for help.”
Zhao Qi widened his eyes, “Are you crazy or am I crazy?”
“What do you want me to do?”
Zhao Qi: “…”
Xiao Shiqing walked in, his gaze sweeping over everyone present, finally resting on Zhao Qi. “Your Majesty?”
Zhao Qi forced a smile, “Cheng Boyan said that walking more helps with childbirth, so I want the Prime Minister to take me out for a walk.”
Xiao Shiqing turned to Cheng Boyan, “Is it true?”
Cheng Boyan repeatedly affirmed it.
Since arriving in Jiangxia, the young emperor basically stayed in the inn and didn’t go anywhere, feeling quite bored. Moreover, his belly could still barely be seen now, but once it grew bigger, he wouldn’t be able to go anywhere. Thinking of this, Xiao Shiqing said, “Then change your clothes.”
“Oh?!” The surprise came too suddenly.
To avoid causing a stir, the two changed into casual clothes and went out with a few attendants.
After the rain, the air cleared up significantly. The common people who had been confined at home came out to buy things, making Jiangxia lively again after a long time.
Walking beside Xiao Shiqing, Zhao Qi couldn’t help but feel a bit captivated by his profile. He suddenly remembered that this seemed to be the first time he and Xiao Shiqing had gone out together among the people.
Today, Xiao Shiqing wore a dark single garment, his eyes deep as a pool, with an imposing manner even when concealed. Perhaps only he in this world could be described as “luxurious”. Thinking that his Dragon’s Egg in his belly had half of Xiao Shiqing’s genes, Zhao Qi felt it would be a shame not to give birth to it.
“What are you looking at?” Xiao Shiqing asked.
Zhao Qi guiltily withdrew his gaze, “Nothing, just looking around. There’s something interesting on that stall, Brother, shall we take a look?”
Xiao Shiqing nodded, “Sure.”
The vendor, seeing their attire, knew they were important guests and greeted them warmly, “Dear sirs, please feel free to browse. Everything here is of good quality and fair price, no deception…”
To ease his embarrassment from licking his lips just now, Zhao Qi pretended to look carefully. Most of the items on the stall were cheap trinkets, similar to what he had seen in a two-dollar store before. After scanning a few eyes, he lost interest and turned to Xiao Shiqing, “There’s nothing I want to buy. Brother, what about you…”
Only to see Xiao Shiqing standing in front of the stall, looking down at an object, lost in thought.
Following his gaze, Zhao Qi saw it was a bright red, rustic-looking tiger-headed hat specially made for children.
Not used to such aesthetics, Zhao Qi said, “…Don’t think about putting this kind of thing on our daughter, thanks.”
T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~
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