Day: March 9, 2023

       I lifted the cat’s paw and made a gesture of wiping, but this cat had too much fur on it.

 

       The cat’s paws were covered in blood.

 

       He Qing fished out some kind of medicine that I didn’t know what and gave it to me in a hurry.

 

       As soon as I ate it, my mouth was full of mint.

 

       This was so…

 

       It was a competitor to nutritional supplements.

 

       It was too bad.

 

       He Qing knelt down and wiped the blood on my face with a tissue.

 

       How can I put this?

 

       fvck! He Qing, stop squatting!

 

       I can see everything when you squat down!

 

       He Qing! He Qing! Don’t squat down!

 

       If you keep squatting down, my nosebleed won’t stop!

 

       I’m going to bleed to death!

 

       Wuwuwu, it’s so sexy… I can’t stand it…

 

       He Qing probably felt that it was inconvenient to squat down and wipe my nosebleed like this, so he picked me up.

 

       My nosebleed finally stopped, and I don’t think it was because of the medicine at all.

 

       He Qing dabbed some water and gently wiped my bloodied nose, “What do you think is wrong with you ……”

 

       “Meow!!! Meow meow meow!!!”

 

       “Is there too much nutrition in this cat food?”

 

       “Meow meow meow!”

 

       Nope! Not at all! It’s just you who are so sexy! He Qing!

 

       Fortunately, I wasn’t the first cat to die of a nosebleed.

 

       But I was too happy too soon.

 

       He Qing wiped me for a long time, but found that my bloodstained fur wouldn’t come off, so he said helplessly, “I can’t wipe it off, I’ll just have to give you a bath, don’t run away this time you little naughty one.”

 

       What!? He Qing gave such a good benefit like bathing, and this cat usually dared to run away!?

 

       Wait! A bath!?

 

       He Qing is going to give me a bath!?

 

       fvck!? I felt my cat’s head getting hot again.

 

       He Qing carried me and walked to the bathroom, “I’ll wash you gently, no running away this time.”

 

       “Meow meow meow!”

 

       He Qing rubbed my cat’s nose, “You have to take a bath even though you’re purring, otherwise there’s a lot of blood on your fur and you won’t be able to sleep in bed at night.”

 

       “……meow!?”

 

       This cat actually slept with my He Qing!?

 

       He Qing opened the bathroom door and put me in the bathtub, he squatted down at the edge of the tub and picked up the shower.

 

       The warm water poured over my fur, and a lot of water splashed on He Qing’s body.

 

       Oh My God……

 

       Wuwuwu, I don’t want to change back.

 

       This angle, He Qing from this angle…

 

       Wuwuwu, it’s so sexy.

 

       “Eh? Why is your nose bleeding again?”

 

       Wuwuwu, bleed, bleed me to death.

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Notes:
Guan Lie is taking bleed me to death to a whole new level, lolol

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       Maybe it was because my cat cry was so miserable that He Qing was taken aback.

 

       He picked me up quickly and kept gently stroking my head and smoothing my fur.

 

       But part of my brain was already dead, probably because the cat’s brain was not big enough.

 

       How the hell did I become a cat!?

 

       He Qing! He Qing, take a proper look at me!

 

       I am your little Lie Lie!

 

       He Qing couldn’t hear my inner voice at all, and could only hear my persistent ‘meow meow’

 

       He tilted his head and kissed my furry head lightly, his voice was as gentle as a puddle of water, “Guai¹I think this is the cat’s name, are you hungry?”

 

       Wuwuwu, He Qing’s voice was too gentle.

 

       I couldn’t help but meow softly.

 

       The whole cat was shocked.

 

       I am not a cat!

 

       He Qing carried me straight to the bed and then gently put me on the bed.

 

       “Meow?” I tilted my head and looked at him.

 

       Crap! I’m really not a fvcking cat!

 

       He Qing sat on the edge of the bed and reached out his fingers to scratch my chin, smiling extra gently, “Guai, you can’t eat anymore even if you’re cute, you’re still young.”

 

       But my mind was not on his smile at all.

 

       He Qing had just finished taking a shower, so he was wearing nothing but a bathrobe.

 

       Wearing nothing.

 

       Nothing to wear.

 

       He lowered his head slightly and the collar of his robe was wide open.

 

       It was so wide that you could see everything underneath through the collar.

 

       He Qing was so white.

 

       A thin layer of muscle could be seen under the skin, the one on the chest was so pink and tender.

 

       I could even remember the feeling of kissing it when I saw it like this.

 

       This collarbone is so sexy…

 

       I could feel my cat’s head suddenly become hot.

 

       He Qing’s expression was suddenly a bit alarmed, “You, why are you having a nosebleed.”

 

       I opened my mouth as if I had lost my soul, “Meow…”

 

       My breath was stuck in my throat.

 

       He Qing, you are so sexy.

 

       I can’t fvcking… I can’t fvcking stand it.

 

       He Qing hurriedly picked me up, my head was right on his chest, and I was in close contact with his d1ck.

 

       The smell of shower gel was all over my nose.

 

       There was also He Qing’s smell.

 

       Wuwuwu, it’s so sexy.

 

       He Qing ran to the kitchen, sets me down on the carpet and got up to rummage through the cupboards above.

 

       When I looked up, I could see under the bathrobe.

 

       fvck…

 

       He Qing probably hadn’t had time to put on pants yet…

 

       I quickly lowered my cat’s head, and the nosebleed dripped onto the carpet.

 

       Wuwuwu, this is just too sexy.

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       My memory hadn’t fully returned yet, but since I got together He Qing, my quality of life has skyrocketed like sitting in a mecha¹human-operated robot in Japanese manga.

 

       The little snake had also grown up slowly, that traitor!

 

       At the same time, I found a problem.

 

       That was, our cat seemed to have a very good life.

 

       Let’s put it this way, if I have a human life with He Qing, then the cat has a divine life with He Qing.

 

       Things started two weeks ago.

 

       Didn’t I always lose my memory? It’s not that I want to lose my memory, but since my Quantum Beast was an Ilaga python, after a large-scale battle, if the main body was seriously injured, it would shed its skin and return to its infancy state, and I would also lose my memory along with it.

 

       Not only my other half, He Qing, was troubled by this problem, but the military department also felt very distressed.

 

       Every time I lose my memory, all the military knowledge had to be retrained.

 

       The advantage was that there was never any fear of me spilling the beans.

 

       But it was too labour-intensive and time-consuming, so the military department, in conjunction with the Institute, formulated a surgery for me.

 

       It required a three-month stay in the Institute’s laboratory, mainly to keep me in an incubation chamber.

 

       Because it involved military secrets, He Qing, as a family member, could not accompany me.

 

       The thought of being separated for another three months made me reluctant to part with He Qing.

 

       I was afraid that he would be too lonely at home by himself without me.

 

       So I purchased a white kitten to keep He Qing accompany at home.

 

       He Qing also liked this fluffy kitten, so I went to the research institute with confidence.

 

       After lying down in the incubator, I quietly closed my eyes.

 

       Then it didn’t take long for me to wake up.

 

       I felt like there was a problem with the operation!?

 

       I looked around and there was no liquid around, just very large pieces of furniture.

 

       So big that I wondered if I had travelled back in time.

 

       I remembered a fairy tale on the ancient Blue Planet called something about something travelling to Wonderland, where a little girl suddenly went to a place where everything was mad big.

 

       I tried to take a couple of steps, and the more I walked, the more I thought the furniture around me looked familiar.

 

       I looked around for a while, but isn’t this my house?!

 

       What the hell?

 

       Just when I was confused, a barefoot appeared in my line of sight, with round toes, pink and tender, and upwards a pair of large white legs, long and straight, with exceptionally smooth skin and a particularly nice feel.

 

       I could think, as soon as I saw it, of the touch of stroking it and the feel of it clamped to my waist.

 

       This was He Qing’s leg, and I knew it all too well!

 

       He Qing squatted down slowly in his bathrobe. It was obvious that he had just taken a shower, his body was still a little damp, his hair was still dripping, and her skin was slightly rosy from the steam.

 

       He reached out and touched my head, with a smile on his lips, “Waiting for me here?”

 

       I wanted to say that I am Guan Lie!

 

       I opened my mouth, “Meow—”

 

       …

 

       I was shocked.

 

       I opened my mouth again in horror, “Meow—!?!?!?!”

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