Qian Xiaoke hadn’t slept this soundly and comfortably in a long time.
Even though he had been living in his previous place for over a month, he still couldn’t fully relax and rest, constantly feeling anxious and on edge.
In fact, Qian Xiaoke really envied those who could afford to buy a house. He knew that owning a home wasn’t everything, but for people like him who worked and lived away from their hometowns, renting always came with a sense of drifting, as if nowhere was truly home.
But he also understood that, let alone buying a house, with his current financial situation, even being able to rent a decent place was already fortunate. Thankfully, he was lucky enough to have met a good boss.
Qian Xiaoke slept soundly, completely unaware that it wasn’t because of his good boss, but because…
Jiang Tongyan was woken up by Qian Xiaoke’s alarm—a cheap, old-fashioned alarm clock he had bought online for 12 yuan, with a sound so loud it could practically take a person’s life.
The moment the alarm rang, Jiang Tongyan jolted awake in shock, almost sending his skull flying up to the ceiling. He sat up abruptly, nearly knocking Qian Xiaoke, who was in his arms, onto the floor.
Qian Xiaoke had long been accustomed to the alarm and didn’t react much. The only reason he got startled was because of Jiang Tongyan.
“What are you doing?” Qian Xiaoke frowned, his little face scrunched up in confusion.
Jiang Tongyan was also in a daze, his nerves frazzled by the alarm.
It was Qian Xiaoke who came to his senses first and turned off the alarm.
“Why didn’t you leave last night?” Qian Xiaoke tilted his head at him, then raised a hand to rub his eyes vigorously.
After he finished rubbing his eyes, he accidentally caught sight of a certain part of Jiang Tongyan’s body. Instantly, he let out a soft ‘Hya~!’ and shyly turned away.
“What are you ‘Hya’-ing about?” Jiang Tongyan got out of bed, calmly straightening his clothes and pants. “You’ve already touched it, what’s with the innocent act?”
“That’s different,” Qian Xiaoke chuckled. “That was for treatment. We were in a doctor-patient relationship back then. How can it be the same now?”
Jiang Tongyan also laughed. “Then what’s our relationship now?”
Qian Xiaoke turned slightly and glanced at him out of the corner of his eye. Only when he confirmed that Jiang Tongyan had put his pants on did he turn back around.
“A debtor-creditor relationship,” Qian Xiaoke said. “You still haven’t paid me for crashing at my place before, and now you’ve slept in my new home and on my new bed. I need to calculate exactly how much you owe me!”
Jiang Tongyan rolled his eyes where he stood, too speechless to respond.
Qian Xiaoke sniffed. “I need to take a shower. I have work later.”
He felt like he smelled like stinky tofu. Plus, when he woke up just now, it seemed like his hand had been gripping Jiang Tongyan’s… unspeakable part.
Ugh, it was a complicated feeling.
“I need a shower too,” Jiang Tongyan shamelessly said. “You got your stinky tofu all over me last night.”
“How dare you say that? Who was the one insisting on eating it?!”
“I don’t know.” Jiang Tongyan walked out. “I’m showering first!”
A new home, a new bathroom, and yet the first person to use it wasn’t the owner, Qian Xiaoke, but the freeloading Jiang Tongyan!
Qian Xiaoke was a little unhappy, but in the spirit of being a ‘kind and considerate person’, he lowered his head and let it slide.
Jiang Tongyan was secretly pleased and even called out to Qian Xiaoke, “What am I supposed to wear after my shower?”
He remembered that Qian Xiaoke should have some of his clothes here. After their first failed attempt at doing it, Qian Xiaoke had left wearing Jiang Tongyan’s clothes.
“I’ll look for them,” Qian Xiaoke said. “Hurry up and shower, I need to get to work.”
Jiang Tongyan obediently turned and went into the bathroom.
Qian Xiaoke really did find the clothes Jiang Tongyan had given him to wear before, but they had been stuffed at the bottom of a box all this time. Though they had been washed, they were a bit wrinkled.
He felt a little embarrassed. Not only had he not returned them, but he had let them become like this.
Even though he knew full well there was no iron in his house, he still wandered around, hoping to find something to use instead.
Before he could find anything, Jiang Tongyan came out.
“What are you rummaging around for?” Jiang Tongyan stood there with only a towel wrapped around his waist. “Why don’t you even have a bath towel in your house?”
Qian Xiaoke, holding Jiang Tongyan’s clothes in his arms, turned around to look at him. “They’re expensive, and there’s no real use for them. A regular towel is good enough.”
Jiang Tongyan could not refute it.
Their lives were simply too different—they were people from completely different worlds.
At that moment, a thought suddenly crossed Jiang Tongyan’s mind: If he and Qian Xiaoke got together one day, would it be Qian Xiaoke accommodating him, or would he be the one accommodating Qian Xiaoke?
Could two people from entirely different worlds trying to be together really lead to a good outcome?
Jiang Tongyan felt a little lost.
But now was clearly not the time to dwell on such thoughts.
He said, “Let me put on some clothes first.”
Jiang Tongyan covered his important parts with a towel and walked toward Qian Xiaoke. He then asked wickedly, “Why aren’t you feeling shy?”
“Why should I be shy?” Qian Xiaoke remained completely unfazed by the so-called ‘macho man stepping out of the shower’ scene. He casually shook out Jiang Tongyan’s shirt and commented, “It’s a bit wrinkled.”
His voice dropped toward the end of the sentence—feeling a bit guilty. The shirt was honestly in an embarrassing state, and it was his fault, though not entirely.
After parting ways that day, Qian Xiaoke never expected to see this man again. Besides, his own clothes were all cheap market buys. His T-shirts cost twenty or thirty yuan and weren’t anything precious. He could toss them on the sofa without worrying about wrinkles. But Jiang Tongyan’s clothes? Couldn’t touch, couldn’t fold, couldn’t even look at them the wrong way.
So this was what brand-name clothes were like? Like this?
Having never owned any, Qian Xiaoke was bewildered.
Jiang Tongyan glanced at the shirt Qian Xiaoke handed over—wrinkled beyond belief, making his head hurt. But in the end, he reluctantly decided to wear it.
He didn’t have much of a choice anyway. It was clear there were no other options.
And so, the refined and polished Jiang Tongyan transformed into the scruffy and unkempt Jiang Tongyan.
The shirt issue was settled, but another problem arose.
“Qian Xiaoke, do you… have large-sized underwear?”
Now, that was a soul-searching question.
Qian Xiaoke pursed his lips and glanced at a certain part of Jiang Tongyan’s body.
“You wearing mine… doesn’t seem appropriate.”
Jiang Tongyan thought: No way. Even if he wanted to, he couldn’t fit into them!
With his nearly 1.9-meter height compared to Qian Xiaoke’s 1.75 meters, their sizes weren’t even remotely compatible. If he tried wearing Qian Xiaoke’s underwear, it’d probably cut off his circulation.
“Then I don’t have any,” Qian Xiaoke said. “You’ll just have to go without.”
Fine, I’ll just accept my fate.
Ever since meeting Qian Xiaoke, Jiang Tongyan had been through all kinds of situations. His life experience had definitely been enriched. He figured that one day when he was old and flipping through the memories of his life, the most exciting chapters would all be written by Qian Xiaoke.
Qian Xiaoke—what a legend.
After dealing with Jiang Tongyan, Qian Xiaoke rushed into the bathroom for a quick shower. Since he had no idea where to find a good breakfast stall near his new place and didn’t want to take any chances, he took the initiative to invite Jiang Tongyan to have breakfast at his place.
Jiang Tongyan asked, “Do you even have ingredients?”
Qian Xiaoke shook the pack of instant noodles in his hand.
Jiang Tongyan really wanted to refuse. However, his mouth completely ignored his brain’s protests and blurted out, “Sure.”
Excited, Qian Xiaoke rubbed his hands together—finally, a chance to showcase his cooking skills.
“Do you have a pot?”
Of course, Qian Xiaoke did!
He had a small cooking pot—worked like a charm, but it was a pity he couldn’t use it at his previous place.
Fresh out of the shower, Qian Xiaoke’s hair was still dripping wet as he grabbed the instant noodles and dashed into the kitchen. Jiang Tongyan stood there watching him move around, watching the droplets from his hair slide down onto his shoulders and soak into his shirt. Without realising it, he started to smile.
All those thoughts about lifestyle differences.
All those concerns about coming from different worlds.
Suddenly, they didn’t seem so impossible to overcome.
Qian Xiaoke’s world was actually kind of interesting. At least right now, Jiang Tongyan didn’t feel like he was accommodating anyone at all.
And so, on this fresh and pleasant morning, the two of them shared a bowl of instant noodles—boiled and eaten with spoons because all of Qian Xiaoke’s noodles had been crushed to bits.
Qian Xiaoke’s apartment had a small dining area with a modest square table. The two of them sat across from each other.
Jiang Tongyan found the whole scene a bit ridiculous—he had never seen anyone eating instant noodles with a spoon before.
“What are you laughing at?” Qian Xiaoke looked up at him.
“I’m laughing at you,” Jiang Tongyan said. “Laughing at how dumb you are.”
“Why are you picking on me first thing in the morning?!” Qian Xiaoke pouted. “Can’t you say something nice for once?”
Jiang Tongyan suppressed a smile and looked at him. “What’s there to compliment?”
Qian Xiaoke pursed his lips and thought about it. It seemed that there was really nothing.
He fell silent, looking dejected as he continued eating his breakfast.
Jiang Tongyan hated seeing him like that. After a moment’s thought, he said, “Your cooking skills are actually pretty good.”
“Huh?”
“Huh what?” Jiang Tongyan said. “I just complimented you.”
Qian Xiaoke froze for a second, then broke into an arrogant grin. After laughing to his heart’s content, he said, “Jiang Tongyan, you’re such a tsundere!”
Jiang Tongyan frowned. “Of course. I’m excellent—why wouldn’t I be proud?”
“Not proud1jiāo’ào! It’s Tsundere2àojiāo!” Qian Xiaoke said. “Don’t you know what ‘Tsundere’ means?”
Even if Jiang Tongyan didn’t, he wasn’t about to admit it. He couldn’t let Qian Xiaoke think he was an idiot.
If a fool thought he was a fool, then what did that make him? A double fool?
What kind of nonsense was that?
Swiftly changing the subject, Jiang Tongyan asked, “What time should I come over tonight?”
“Huh?”
“What do you mean by ‘huh’? Don’t think you can get out of this,” Jiang Tongyan said. “Last night, you fell asleep halfway through—I’m keeping track of that debt.”
“Oh!” Qian Xiaoke suddenly understood. “Last night was an accident. Let’s start earlier tonight so that I won’t fall asleep again out of boredom.”
Bored?
Jiang Tongyan instantly caught onto the key point.
“You were bored? While you were touching me?”
Qian Xiaoke knew he had said something wrong and hurried to coax him. “Ahh, no, that’s not what I meant! I misspoke. You can scold me!”
He blinked his big eyes at Jiang Tongyan. “If scolding me isn’t enough, you can hit me too!”
Faced with this version of Qian Xiaoke, Jiang Tongyan was utterly helpless.
He was done for. Completely and utterly done for. He had been completely wrapped around this careless idiot’s little finger.
For what?
What was the appeal?
His poverty?
His sharp tongue and lack of brain cells?
Jiang Tongyan was filled with regret. He should have hooked up with that flight attendant at Zhou Mo’s birthday party. If he had, Qian Xiaoke wouldn’t have had the chance to take advantage of him.
But it was too late for regrets. Not only had Qian Xiaoke taken advantage of the situation, but Jiang Tongyan had also sunk into this mess so deep he couldn’t get out.
Qian Xiaoke watched the man sitting across from him, whose face was twitching weirdly as he ate. He wondered if something was wrong with him. Should he suggest that Jiang Tongyan go to the hospital for a check-up?
Did Jiang Tongyan even have domestic health insurance?
The two of them sat across from each other, eating breakfast, each lost in their own thoughts—completely out of sync.
Once they finished eating and Qian Xiaoke cleaned up, they left the apartment together.
As they stepped out, Qian Xiaoke casually mused, “I wonder what kind of neighbour I would have. Hopefully, they’re easy to get along with.”
“What kind of neighbour do you hope for?” Jiang Tongyan asked deliberately as they entered the elevator.
Qian Xiaoke pursed his lips, seriously considering it. The more he thought about it, the redder his ears became.
Jiang Tongyan raised a brow. “What are you thinking about?”
His ears were red—surely, it wasn’t something decent! Probably something dirty.
Qian Xiaoke smiled shyly. “I’m thinking about my neighbour.”
Jiang Tongyan chuckled. “Thinking what about your neighbor?”
“I was just thinking… it’d be great if my neighbour were a hot guy,” Qian Xiaoke mumbled, fidgeting with the hem of his T-shirt. “I read a novel once where the protagonist ended up with his neighbour.”
Jiang Tongyan instinctively straightened his back.
“I like younger tops,” Qian Xiaoke continued. “Ideally, someone in their early twenties, a bright and sunny type. Someone who could go out and set up a street stall with me at night to make money!”
Jiang Tongyan’s smile instantly vanished.
“Why?” he demanded. “What’s wrong with a mature, successful man? Wouldn’t that save you at least fifty years of struggling?”
“That’s not for me,” Qian Xiaoke said matter-of-factly before launching into complete nonsense. “Marrying into a rich family sounds great, sure, but I could never handle the life of a wealthy housewife. Too much pressure! What if they expect me to have kids? I definitely can’t deal with that! I’d much rather be with someone I can struggle and grow with—supporting each other, facing hardships together, and weathering every storm side by side! Chairman Jiang, don’t you think I’m absolutely right?”
Jiang Tongyan was so furious he nearly saw red. The urge to strangle this little bastard surged through him.
He snapped, “Qian Xiaoke, shut the hell up!”
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