Day: October 9, 2024

Chapter 40 – Kiss me!

Chapter 40: Kiss me!

 

To prevent himself from really being “murdered” by the phoenix, Long Ling decisively grabbed Su Muluo’s arm and pulled him into his embrace.

 

Su Muluo hadn’t planned to suffocate him with a pillow for long. Caught off guard by being pulled into Long Ling’s embrace, he pushed him away, saying, “Get away.”

 

“I won’t,” Long Ling leaned close to Su Muluo’s ear and chuckled softly, “What was the phoenix doing just now?”

 

Su Muluo remained silent.

 

Long Ling continued, “Is the phoenix trying to seduce me?”

 

Su Muluo still stayed silent.

 

“Is the phoenix admiring me and planning some strange things—”

 

Before he could finish the last sentence, Su Muluo couldn’t keep quiet anymore. He grabbed a pillow and covered Long Ling’s head again.

 

“Shut up!”

 

Long Ling didn’t speak for a few seconds.

 

Then he burst out again, “The phoenix just wants to seduce me.”

 

Su Muluo sighed.

 

Su Muluo angrily pulled at the feather bracelet on Long Ling’s wrist.

 

This move always worked like a charm. Long Ling was immediately startled and protected his bracelet, saying, “If the phoenix breaks it, you have to compensate!”

 

It was a beautiful bracelet made of feathers by the phoenix, his first gift to Long Ling!

 

Su Muluo said expressionlessly, “If it breaks, it breaks. I won’t compensate.”

 

Long Ling cautiously hid his feather bracelet in his sleeve, then grabbed Su Muluo’s hand, a bit upset. “The phoenix always bullies me.”

 

“It’s clearly you bullying me,” Su Muluo retorted.

 

“I would never bully the phoenix. I haven’t even complained about the phoenix teasing me,” Long Ling insisted.

 

Su Muluo clicked his tongue.

 

Regretting deeply, Su Muluo immediately turned his back to Long Ling, lying on the bed, not wanting anyone’s love, and closed his eyes to sleep.

 

Long Ling hugged him from behind, sticky as glue, saying, “Want the phoenix to seduce you.”

 

Su Muluo acted as if he didn’t hear.

 

Long Ling continued, “I promise the phoenix, this time I definitely won’t open my eyes.”

 

Su Muluo acted as if he didn’t hear.

 

“I’m sorry! I was wrong! I want the phoenix to seduce me!” Long Ling pleaded.

 

Su Muluo still acted as if he didn’t hear.

 

Long Ling sighed.

 

Long Ling affectionately nuzzled his face against Su Muluo’s shoulder, silently regretting that if he had known the phoenix was so easily scared, he shouldn’t have opened his eyes just now.

 

Why did he open his eyes? If he hadn’t, the phoenix would have already seduced him!

 

When teasing the phoenix, he was very happy, but after the reaction, he felt like tying himself into a knot. But regret was useless now. Long Ling could only regretfully hold onto his phoenix, close his eyes—

 

It was at this moment that Su Muluo turned around, swiftly pecked him on the lips.

 

Then he turned his head, burying his entire self under the blanket, curling up into a soft ball.

 

Long Ling: “!”

 

The soft touch lingered, leaving him stunned on the spot. He looked at the phoenix buried in the blanket, and suddenly, a surge of joy welled up in his heart, as if breaking open a block of honey, all sweet flavors.

 

The warmth still lingered on his lips. Long Ling couldn’t help but chuckle softly, holding Su Muluo tightly, his voice full of joy: “Phoenix looks so good, I love Phoenix the most!”

 

Su Muluo remained silent, quietly burying his face in the pillow, not letting his dragon see his slightly red face.

 

As the night passed, Long Ling woke up the next day feeling like he had spent a very beautiful night, exceptionally clear-headed.

 

“Phoenix,” he affectionately pecked Su Muluo’s hair, smiling, “did you sleep well?”

 

Su Muluo glanced at him and said, “Not really.”

 

“Phoenix wouldn’t sleep poorly,” Long Ling said, “you even crawled into my arms in your sleep yesterday, clinging to my clothes.”

 

There was a hint of pride in his tone.

 

Su Muluo: “?”

 

“I didn’t!” 

 

“Where didn’t Phoenix,” Long Ling said, “Phoenix kissed me last night!”

 

He leaned over again, gently brushing his soft hair, saying, “Still want more kisses from Phoenix?”

 

Su Muluo met his gaze for a second, then turned his head away, ignoring him and getting out of bed.

 

A smile flickered in Long Ling’s eyes. It didn’t matter if the phoenix didn’t initiate kisses now; after all, the phoenix had kissed him last night.

 

He was kissed by his own phoenix!

 

Very proud.

 

Afterward, Su Muluo and Long Ling stayed with the avian clan for two days, but there was still no trace of Muge. They couldn’t stay here forever, so they bid farewell to Lin Chengcheng and Feng Xuan, preparing to return.

 

At the parting, Lin Chengcheng was somewhat reluctant, holding her black cat and saying, “Boss, we will see each other again. When I have time, I’ll bring the avian people to your place for coffee!”

 

Feng Xuan also said, “The avian clan remembers the kindness of both of you. If you need any help in the future, we will surely do our utmost.”

 

Su Muluo nodded and said, “Take care. If there’s any news about Muge, contact me immediately.”

 

He felt that Muge and the person behind the Elder were not simple, especially with the phoenix relic in the avian clan, which required them to be more cautious.

 

Feng Xuan nodded solemnly and said, “Mr. Su, rest assured.”

 

They bid farewell to Su Muluo and Long Ling, watching their figures disappear from sight. Lin Chengcheng sighed with some melancholy, then looked at Feng Xuan, noticing his furrowed brow and serious expression.

 

Lin Chengcheng couldn’t help but ask curiously, “Elder, are you still worried about not finding Muge?”

 

“…His disappearance is too suspicious; we have to be more vigilant,” Feng Xuan said, “What’s most terrifying is that I only now found out there’s someone else behind the Grand Elder. For all these years, that person has never shown themselves… Are they targeting our avian clan, or do they have a bigger agenda?”

 

Lin Chengcheng’s heart skipped a beat upon hearing Feng Xuan’s words. “So… what should we do next?”

 

Feng Xuan remained silent for a long while, then shook his head. “I don’t know either. That person operates in darkness while we’re in the light. Their strength must surpass ours… We can only stay alert and take it step by step.”

 

He sighed heavily and said nothing more, escorting Lin Chengcheng back.

 

In the depths of the forest, where daylight could not reach,

A figure covered in mud staggered through the mountains and forests until he stumbled upon a cave. He collapsed to his knees, his face showing relief as if a great burden had been lifted.

 

If Feng Xuan were here, he would recognize him as the traitor, Muge, whom the avian clan had searched for in vain for days.

 

This place was thousands of miles away from the avian clan’s territory.

 

“Thank you for helping me escape,” Muge gasped for breath, looking up at the pitch-black cave. “The Grand Elder is dead, and the Phoenix relic is now in the hands of the one who killed him. There are two powerful demons involved… but their identities are unknown.”

 

Silence filled the cave.

 

Muge continued, “I suspect they are the ones you’re looking for, my lord. Rest assured, once I recover, I will—”

 

Before he could finish his sentence, he abruptly stopped.

 

He would never finish that sentence in his life.

 

A red gash appeared on Muge’s neck, rapidly spreading from a short segment to a full gash across his throat. It was as if an invisible blade had sliced through his neck. The next moment, blood sprayed, staining his shocked face red.

 

He died, not even knowing how it happened.

 

Blood colored the ground in front of the cave, while inside, the silence remained profound and deathly.

 

After a few days away, Su Muluo’s first order of business upon returning to Lin City was to visit the coffee shop.

 

He had expected his own coffee shop to be closed with grass growing at the door. To his surprise, when he arrived, he found it open, not only open but with three or four customers inside.

 

Three or four customers!

 

Su Muluo walked in, extremely surprised, and saw a young man behind the counter brewing coffee—it was none other than Qiansui.

 

Su Muluo: “…”

 

Su Muluo glanced at Long Ling.

 

Long Ling: “?”

 

Why did that glance from his Phoenix seem a little disdainful?

 

Why did he suddenly feel inexplicably disliked by his Phoenix???

 

Long Ling immediately grasped Su Muluo’s hand with a look of grievance. “Phoenix, why do you think I took advantage of the Phoenix again?”

 

Su Muluo replied, “Look, Qiansui can brew coffee now, but you still don’t know how to do anything. You always hug him when he’s brewing coffee, taking advantage of him.”

 

Clearly, he was a lazy and improper dragon.

 

Long Ling: “…”

 

Whether he couldn’t refute or was thinking about something, he fell silent for a moment.

 

Su Muluo patted his head, walked up to the counter, and saw Qiansui skillfully making coffee. “Did you learn this by yourself?”

 

Qiansui knew they would return today. “I’ve watched him do it many times before, even a fool could learn.”

 

The “him” referred to the former coffee shop owner, Huang Gaigai.

 

Su Muluo then checked the sales from the past few days. Though not much, it was better than nothing. “You can use this money to buy cat food.”

 

“I’ll take half, after all, the ingredients and the store are yours.” Qiansui said, “They all came because of you. I told them your special coffee material wasn’t enough, so I went back to get the ingredients.”

 

Su Muluo said nothing, thinking his feathers were falling a lot right now, not to mention the specialty coffee he had been making for ten years. A hundred years may be enough.

 

Moreover, it was not worth it to sell.

 

As soon as Qiansui made the coffee, he turned into a cat and ran away. There were few customers in the store now. Long Ling hugged Su Muluo’s waist, leaning against his Phoenix’s face.

 

Su Muluo turned his head, “Don’t rub against me.”

 

“I don’t,” Long Ling smiled, “Who made the Phoenix despise me just now? I’m hurt, and the Phoenix should make it up to me.”

 

Su Muluo wanted to push him away, but he was held by the wrist and gently rubbed against the skin.

 

  Then, to hide his blush, Su Muluo buried his face into Long Ling’s shoulder.

 

  Long Ling: “?”

 

  He didn’t expect his Phoenix to suddenly embrace him without reason, so he happily hugged Su Muluo tightly and said, “Is the Phoenix trying to seduce me?”

 

  Su Muluo: “… Definitely not.”

 

  ”But the Phoenix is actively sticking to me,” Long Ling said, “there’s a fee for sticking to me, five yuan per second!”

 

  Su Muluo: “…”

 

  His slight embarrassment completely dissipated, and he expressionlessly patted Long Ling on the shoulder.

 

This dragon always takes advantage of every opportunity. When it really comes down to it, he’ll definitely be worse than he is now! 

Even unimaginably worse!

 

No, I can’t let this dragon have his way so easily. I need to wait a little longer.

 

So Su Muluo immediately turned around and ignored Long Ling.

 

Long Ling still didn’t realize what he had missed. He continued affectionately clinging to Su Muluo, feeling that today’s phoenix was both sticky and cute, unable to resist wanting to get closer to his phoenix.

 

He stared at Su Muluo’s handsome profile for a while.

 

The phoenix’s lips were soft, making him want to get closer.

 

Long Ling thought to himself.

 

Moreover, the phoenix had kissed him before, and just now he had actively stuck to him, so a little intimacy… shouldn’t be a problem, right?

 

Thinking this, Long Ling quickly leaned over and lightly bit Su Muluo’s lip.

 

Indeed, they were soft!

 

Then unable to resist, he bit again lightly.

 

Su Muluo: “……”

 

He looked at Long Ling, who blinked innocently, as if nothing had happened. “What’s the phoenix looking at me for?”

 

After saying that, Long Ling took advantage of Su Muluo’s unguarded moment and lightly bit for a third time.

 

Su Muluo: “…………”

 

He said nothing, did not react, but calmly cast an illusionary technique on Long Ling.

 

——A moment later, a small black dragon was twisted into a pretzel and hung outside the coffee shop door, clinging to the handle, whimpering and making a fuss.


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Chapter 56

       When they got home, Auntie Luo heard the voice and came out of the room. She pulled up the lapels of her pyjamas and told them that Zhan Pengcheng had just called and said he would not be back tonight.

       Pei Qing nodded, “Okay.”

       Auntie Luo said to Zhan Weiyang, “Yangyang, go to bed early. You have to go to class tomorrow.”

       Zhan Weiyang let out a ‘hmm’.

       Auntie Luo then went back to her room and locked the door gently.

       On the second floor, Pei Qing asked Zhan Weiyang to take a shower first. He walked to the balcony alone and finally stopped in front of the flower pot.

       He was in a complicated mood.

       Tonight, Zhan Weiyang plus Chen Youyou both spoke indistinctly, but even so, he was still able to roughly piece together the whole picture.

       What kind of dating System it was and who to pursue were not important. The most important thing was that he kew that Zhan Weiyang was hallucinating.

       Unable to explain why, for a moment Pei Qing felt a little scared.

       He had been used to being independent since he was a child. If he wanted something, he would work hard and fight for it. There was rarely anything he couldn’t grasp.

       But now he had this feeling.

       Who knew when Zhan Weiyang’s points in that System would be completely deducted? Maybe they’d be gone by tomorrow. What would happen to Zhan Weiyang then? He certainly wouldn’t actually turn into a tree. Maybe he’d wake up one day and realise he hadn’t turned into a tree, suddenly realising that it had all been an illusion and delusion. Just like Zhan Weiguang had said before, maybe then he would understand. 

       But what if he couldn’t? What if he really felt that he had turned into a tree, without consciousness, unable to communicate, clearly alive yet as if he were dead?

       Pei Qing shuddered because of this thought. He squatted down in front of the flower pot and reached out to touch the cold ceramic surface to stop his bad imagination. After a while, Zhan Weiyang finished taking a shower and walked to the balcony to find Pei Qing.

       Pei Qing stood up and held out his hand to Zhan Weiyang, “Yangyang, come here.”

       Zhan Weiyang walked towards him, held his hand, was pulled in front of him, and gently hugged him from behind.

       Pei Qing put his arm around Zhan Weiyang’s waist. He turned his head, kissed Zhan Weiyang’s forehead, and said, “Is there any way we can stop you from turning into a tree?”

       Zhan Weiyang was thinking seriously.

       Pei Qing never interrupted him.

       After a long while, Zhan Weiyang lowered his head and said, “Maybe I should go after—” He paused for a long time in the middle and finally said, “Xie Ling.”

       Pei Qing was not angry but just asked him, “Do you like Xie Ling?”

       Zhan Weiyang turned back and looked up at him, seeming a little surprised.

       Pei Qing said in a gentle tone, “Do you like him?”

       Zhan Weiyang answered without thinking, “I only like you.”

       Pei Qing smiled and said, “Then it means you would rather turn into a tree to like me?”

       Zhan Weiyang nodded.

       Pei Qing took a deep breath and said, “I’m very happy.”

       Zhan Weiyang said, “Then I’m happy too.”

       Pei Qing couldn’t help hugging him tightly. After a while, he continued to ask, “Then do we have any other solutions?”

       Zhan Weiyang replied, “I don’t know.”

       Pei Qing said, “It doesn’t matter. Let’s think of a solution together, okay?”

       “What solution?” Zhan Weiyang asked anxiously.

       Pei Qing said, “Let’s go find a doctor, okay?”

       Zhan Weiyang’s body stiffened all of a sudden.

       Pei Qing held him in his arms so he could clearly feel that he held Zhan Weiyang’s cold hand, rubbing his fingers gently to make him less nervous, and said to him, “The doctor may be able to cure you?”

       Zhan Weiyang asked, “How? Are you going to cut me open?”

       Pei Qing said, “That probably wouldn’t be necessary. At most, they are just going to use scissors to trim your leaves a bit.”

       “Huh?” Zhan Weiyang was a little scared.

       Pei Qing immediately said, “No, doctors won’t do that, I’m just teasing you.”

       Zhan Weiyang asked him, “What will happen then?”

       Pei Qing said, “You should be given medicine.”

       Zhan Weiyang frowned slightly.

       Pei Qing continued, “As long as you take medicine every day, maybe you won’t turn into a tree.”

       Zhan Weiyang asked him, “Is there such medicine?”

       Pei Qing said, “Yes.”

       Zhan Weiyang was a little nervous, “But I don’t want to see a doctor, and I don’t want to take medicine.”

       Pei Qing gently patted the back of his hand, paused for a moment, and asked, “Is it more terrible than leaving me?”

       Zhan Weiyang was stunned and didn’t answer.

       Pei Qing continued, “It’s not just me. There’s also Grandma and your dad. Think about it, Grandma has trouble with her legs and can’t even get up to the second floor, so she wouldn’t be able to see you anymore. Dad is so busy with work, he might not have time to water you. What would you do in the long run?”

       Zhan Weiyang said, “But there is still you.”

       “One day, my internship will be over. What will you do if I leave? You will never see me again.”

       Zhan Weiyang turned his head to look at him in panic.

       Pei Qing said, “I can still take you with me if you are like this now. If you’re planted inside a flower pot, how can I take you away?”

       Zhan Weiyang thought about it seriously, “You can carry me away.”

       Pei Qing said, “What if your Dad and Grandma miss you? You can’t come back by yourself. You can’t ask me to carry you back with the flower pot, right?”

       Zhan Weiyang became depressed.

       Pei Qing said, “How is it? Do you want to see a doctor?”

       Zhan Weiyang leaned his head against Pei Qing’s arms and whispered, “I’m scared.”

       Pei Qing didn’t ask him why he was scared. If it was like what Zhan Weiguang said, Zhan Weiyang should have seen many doctors since he was a child. Who knew what he had gone through during that time, but it was clear he didn’t want to go through it again.

       Zhan Weiyang was very sad. He hugged Pei Qing’s waist and said, “What should I do?”

       Pei Qing had no better way, so she could only say, “Can’t I accompany you?”

       Zhan Weiyang didn’t answer.

       Pei Qing suddenly said, “Then it means I would never be able to wait for Yangyang to be eighteen years old.”

       Zhan Weiyang suddenly looked up at him.

       Pei Qing’s tone was full of regret, “I thought Yangyang would be eighteen years old soon.” He lowered his head while speaking and stroked Zhan Weiyang’s hair with his hand.

       Zhan Weiyang said, “That’s right.”

       Pei Qing patted his head, “Go to bed. You have to go to school tomorrow.” After that, without waiting for Zhan Weiyang to answer, he retracted his hand, left the balcony and walked towards the corridor.

       Zhan Weiyang couldn’t fall asleep lying in bed at night.

       He kept thinking about his eighteenth birthday. He regretted not reaching eighteen, as if he would miss out on some of the most important things in life.

       Zhan Weiyang first lay on his back, then, after a long time of not being able to sleep, he turned onto his stomach and pulled the blanket up over his head. He quietly counted in his mind, not knowing why he was counting or what the result would be.

       There were many complicated emotions in his heart, but his brain couldn’t handle these emotions, and the only result was discomfort.

       He heard his heartbeat was very intense, and then it became a buzzing sound. He seemed to hear someone talking to him, but he couldn’t hear what they were saying.

       At that moment, he thought, if he really turned into a tree, then he wouldn’t have to be so uncomfortable.

       He lay down, imagining that he was a living tree that couldn’t move or think. His body was very heavy, sinking deeply into the mattress, and everything in front of him was still as a painting that would never move again.

       At this moment, he suddenly thought of Pei Qing, saying that he couldn’t wait for him to be eighteen again. He had to wait until he was eighteen to make love to Pei Qing!

       Zhan Weiyang suddenly opened his eyes and sat up from the bed. He heard his heartbeat, which had just gradually slowed down and stopped, become more intense. He was very scared, so he threw off the quilt, got out of bed and walked out of the room quickly.


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Chapter 8 – How Much Would It Take to See It Again?

The following day at noon.

Gu Lizhou woke up from a nap in the hotel’s big bed and lazily glanced at his phone with two unread messages.

[Cao Zhiheng]: When are you coming over today? I’ve already tidied up the room for you. It’s the one by the balcony.

[Cao Zhiheng]: I need to head to the film set first, so I might be home late. The key is under the green flower pot outside the balcony, stuck with transparent tape. Clean yourself up and wait for me on the bed. [Sassy whoosh.jpg]

Gu Lizhou replied “stupid”.

With no one around and nothing to do, Gu Lizhou bonelessly lay on the bed, ordered takeout, and watched a documentary while he ate.

It wasn’t until three o’clock in the afternoon, when the hotel called to ask if he wanted to extend his stay or check out, that he remembered he had to check out.

He hadn’t planned to stay long anyway, so he didn’t have much luggage. He finished packing in about ten minutes and dragged his luggage to the hotel entrance to hail a taxi.

The trip from the hotel to the Lanshan Apartments in Xicheng District took over an hour.

It wasn’t far, but the traffic was terrible; he had to wait through three or four red lights before he could get through.

As he sat in the car, the sun shining down made him drowsy. He watched the army of electric bikes and bicycles whizzing past and felt utterly helpless.

He finally realized why Cao Zhiheng said he didn’t want to drive.

When he got out of the car, he caught a whiff of takoyaki.

A granny pushed a stall cart by a flower bed, with two young girls waiting nearby.

The cart looked pretty simple, and on it, there was a crooked A4 paper sign that read: 10 yuan a serving.

Gu Lizhou suddenly recalled the image of the black tank top wolfing down takoyaki last night. He crossed the road and ordered a serving for himself.

The two girls, who had been busy taking pictures of the old woman’s takoyaki, instinctively turned to look when they heard his voice. Once they did, they found it hard to look away and shared a sly smile.

Granny was quite old and slow in her movements. In just a few minutes, the crowd around her grew larger, and it took a while for her to prepare two servings.

“What sauce do you want?” The granny looked up at him.

“Any cheese?” Gu Li Zhou asked.

“What?” The granny looked at him.

“Cheese.” Gu Lizhou gestured with his hand, “The yellow kind that can stretch.”

The granny nodded calmly and smoothly squeezed out a stringy salad dressing. “Is it like this?”

Gu Lizhou was taken aback. “Ah, yes…”

Maybe it was because he was hungry, but he found the takoyaki quite tasty and finished it in one go while sitting by the flower bed.

As he approached the entrance of the apartment building, he heard a girl’s voice calling “handsome brother” from behind.

He didn’t feel like turning around.

How embarrassing it would’ve been if he wasn’t being called.

“Handsome brother! Hey! The one in the white shirt! Wait!” The girl’s voice grew closer.

Gu Lizhou looked down at his t-shirt.

White.

So he turned around and recognized that it was the two girls who had been in line with him for the takoyaki.

“I’ve been calling you for half a day la, why didn’t you answer?” One of the girls was pushing his suitcase.

Only then did Gu Lizhou realize he had left his luggage at the granny’s stall.

Spending all day lazing around really brought him a step closer to dementia.

After thanking them, Gu Lizhou sighed and turned to the apartment.

The Lanshan Apartments had a concave design, with two stairway entrances located at the ends of the concave shape. Each floor housed twelve households, though only a few were currently occupied.

To reach Cao Zhiheng’s place, Gu Lizhou had to pass by three households.

301 was at the end of the corridor.

As he went upstairs, he instinctively glanced at the door; it was closed.

On the balcony, a T-shirt and a light gray pair of underwear were hanging. The underwear had a yellow cartoon chick printed on it, with an eggshell perched on top of the chick’s head.

What a damn taste.

Before long, Cao Zhiheng returned home carrying a bunch of fresh fruits and vegetables.

While changing his shoes, he shouted, “Yo, look at you, so well-behaved. Waiting at home for me, huh? I’ll make you braised pork for dinner tonight. Do you like that?”

“Whatever, I’ll eat whatever you make.”

“Would you eat poop?” Cao Zhiheng carried the vegetables into the kitchen.

“Old Cao.” Gu Lizhou peeled a banana. “You’re a grown man now; can you stop bringing up shit and urine? Do you have the nerve to say such things in front of your girlfriend?”

“Of course not.” Cao Zhiheng laughed. “But our relationship is special, isn’t it?”

“Scram.” Gu Lizhou took a bite of the banana.

“I won’t. I want to annoy you to death,” Cao Zhiheng shouted from the kitchen. “What are you standing there for? Don’t you have eyesight? Come over and wash the vegetables.”

Gu Lizhou had never done much housework in his life, but being a guest in someone else’s home meant he had to contribute in some way; otherwise, it would be unreasonable.

He couldn’t wash vegetables; he was afraid of bugs.

He couldn’t peel potatoes, he’s never done it before.

When he tried to rinse rice, he accidentally spilled it, prompting Cao Zhiheng to say “roll” at him several times. He rolled away as if relieved.

When it was time to eat, Gu Lizhou was idly wandering in the hallway when he saw the granny who had sold him takoyaki earlier locking her cart at the bottom of the stairs. She was slowly making her way toward the hallway.

“It’s you,” The granny recognized him. “You live here too?”

“Mn,” Gu Lizhou nodded, ”I just moved here today.”

As the granny climbed the stairs, her bag tore, and apples scattered all over the floor. Gu Lizhou hurriedly turned on his phone’s flashlight and went down to help.

Ai, I don’t know what’s wrong with this light, it’s always broken. I can hardly see anything,” The granny said, using her clothing to gather the apples. After counting them, she added, “Thanks for your help ah. Here, take a couple to try. They’re crunchy and sweet.”

“Thank you.” Gu Lizhou smiled.

When Zhong Weishi returned home, he was surprised to find that the hallway light, which had been broken for a long time, was now working.

He wondered which god did this.

While collecting clothes, he heard laughter coming from the direction of apartment 303.

“Is it that funny?” Gu Lizhou squinted at Cao Zhiheng, whose face was shaking from laughter. “Can’t you think from another perspective?”

“Seriously, your mom is something else. She got scammed out of over 300,000 just like that?” Cao Zhiheng continued to laugh.

“Ghost knows. She’s never been the sharpest tool in the shed, and she insisted on learning to do business,” Gu Lizhou said.

“Then you persuade her ah.” Cao Zhiheng said.

“Persuading is useless,” Gu Lizhou replied, picking up a piece of braised pork. “She’s just idle. Whatever, when she loses all her money, she’ll stop playing.”

“Since you’re so free, why don’t you start a little café business?” Cao Zhiheng suggested.

“I’m just not cut out for business…”

As he spoke, Gu Lizhou faintly heard a “thump-thump-thump” noise coming from the hallway outside.

It had been going on for a while and was quite disturbing.

“What’s that noise? Are there children living on this floor?” Gu Lizhou asked.

“Oh, that kid from 301 is practicing martial arts,” Cao Zhiheng said casually. “Just some exercise before dinner.”

“Practicing?” Gu Lizhou paused, recalling that he had been told that person never trained.

Little liar.

Besides playing eunuchs and corpses, Zhong Weishi also occasionally took on stunt double roles.

Stunt double paid better than actors.

In order to increase his physical strength, he often worked out at home.

Just then, he had been tumbling over ten times in the empty hallway, doing flips from 301 to the door of 306.

He had started walking on his hands, attempting to get back to 301. However, halfway through, he suddenly spotted a familiar face in his line of sight.

That person had a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth and was looking down at him with a smile.

In that brief moment when their eyes met, Zhong Weishi’s elbow gave way, and he almost fell face-first onto the floor.

“fvck.” Zhong Weishi stood up and looked up at him. He wasn’t sure if it was because he was embarrassed after being caught or because he had been tumbling around for a long time, his cheeks and the roots of his ears were flushed red. “What are you looking at?”

“Why did you stop?” Gu Lizhou replied, his words slightly muffled by the cigarette still in his mouth, leaning casually against the doorframe. His relaxed posture made him look like an audience member watching a show.

Zhong Weishi wasn’t particularly familiar with the people in this building, but he had exchanged greetings with them.

At first, everyone would look at him twice, but after seeing him perform a few times, they got used to it. No one paid him any mind, so suddenly having someone stare at him made him feel inexplicably shy.

The main reason was that this person possessed a certain aura that felt out of place in Xicheng District, making Zhong Weishi feel like his gaze was mocking him.

Zhong Weishi didn’t reply and walked straight toward 301.

Gu Lizhou pinched the cigarette between his fingers, softening his tone but maintaining his lazy demeanor. “I’m asking you, why aren’t you saying anything?”

“None of your business.” Zhong Weishi glanced back at him. “You’re not paying for a ticket, so why should I let you watch for free ah?”

Even though this man shamelessly claimed to be his employer yesterday, he didn’t acknowledge it.

Aside from the matter of finding Er’Gou, they had no relationship, and it was even worse than being strangers.

The grudge from the tattoo was too deep to reconcile!

“Such a big temper?” Gu Lizhou stepped closer to the balcony and shook off some ash. “How much for that performance? How much would it take to see it again?”

Zhong Weishi: “…”

Though it had been his idea to bring it up, he felt that the line wasn’t quite appropriate.

Noticing he stood still and was silent, Gu Lizhou took out a small change from his pocket. “50. Is that enough?”

Was a man’s pride only worth 50 yuan!

Zhong Weishi hesitated for half a second, then did two cartwheels on the spot and snatched the money from him.

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