Author: hoenibean (Page 2 of 78)

Chapter 77 – I’m back in West Jing. 

 

Zhao Qi had long realized how unreliable Zhao Qiao was, but he never expected anyone to be this unreliable! Thinking about how he abandoned the last line of defense as a straight man, hid under the quilt to expand a non-existent birth canal, subjected himself to pain and pleasure, and opened a door to a new world, he just… sobs, you can’t treat me like this!!!

 

Zhao Qi was completely in a daze, fortunately, there was someone with a clear mind at home. “Cesarean section?” Xiao Shiqing frowned slightly. “Is it feasible?”

 

Mei Dai replied, “I don’t know if others can do it, but it is certainly possible with my skills.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded slightly. “That’s good.” He paused and asked, “Do men really have no birth canal?”

 

Mei Dai sighed. “Of course not. How could Your Majesty and the Prime Minister think that men have a birth canal?”

 

Xiao Shiqing coldly said, “That’s for your brother to answer. Someone, bring Mei Chuan.”

 

Soon, the messenger returned with a report. “Your Majesty, Prime Minister, Physician Mei, he… he is missing! He left a note saying ‘The main person has arrived, my presence is no longer needed. Farewell until we meet again.’”

 

“…” Zhao Qi’s vision darkened, and he fainted from anger. Xiao Shiqing supported his back, “Calm down.”

 

But Zhao Qi had completely lost the concept of “calm.” He was burning with rage, setting fire wherever he looked. “I will kill him, I must kill him!”

 

Xiao Shiqing followed his lead, “Alright, kill him.”

 

Mei Dai immediately knelt and begged for mercy, “Your Majesty, my older brother has always been bold and reckless since he was young. He has an inexplicable obsession with pranks and finds joy in them, but he truly means no harm. Please, Your Majesty, for the sake of the long-standing friendship between Da Jing and Dongying, spare my brother’s life.”

 

“Pranks?” Zhao Qi’s voice trembled with anger, “How dare he play pranks on me!” Rage caused Zhao Qi to lose his composure, turning into a “tyrant,” “Since you want to plead for him, you might as well die in his place! Guards, drag this man away and execute him with the staff!”

 

“Your Majesty—”

 

Before anyone could approach, Xiao Shiqing stopped them. It wasn’t that he genuinely wanted to plead for Mei Dai; rather, there were only a few skilled doctors available to save the man. If they killed him, they’d have to borrow another from Dongying, which would cause further delays.

 

“Everyone, step back,” Xiao Shiqing said.

 

Mei Dai, trembling, glanced at Zhao Qi, “I will take my leave now.”

 

Once everyone had left, Zhao Qi, filled with anger and no outlet for it, wanted to vent it on Xiao Shiqing but hesitated. However, he quickly realized there was no reason to hold back. After all, whether he had to go through natural childbirth or a cesarean section, Xiao Shiqing was deeply involved.

 

Under Zhao Qi’s fierce gaze, Xiao Shiqing felt as if he were being targeted by a small “vicious dog,” “Your Majesty, please don’t be angry.”

 

Zhao Qi countered, “Wouldn’t you be angry in my place?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied, “I wouldn’t want to be in your place. I am angry now. Fortunately, Mei Chuan’s medical skills are mediocre, but he still has some real talent. Otherwise…” Xiao Shiqing paused for a moment, a cold glint flashing in his eyes, “If he dared to make light of your childbirth, I would never tolerate him. Even if he escaped back to Dongying, I would capture him and bring him before you to deal with.”

 

Zhao Qi added, “And Zhao Qiao too!”

 

“Yes, and Zhao Qiao,” Xiao Shiqing called Fu Zi and gave instructions calmly.

 

Seeing Xiao Shiqing so composed, Zhao Qi couldn’t help but ask, “Are you really angry? You seem nothing like you were when you were truly angry.”

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “For example?”

 

“Last time, at the dilapidated hut with Yu Chenshui.”

 

Xiao Shiqing responded, “That was the third time I nearly lost control in my life.”

 

“Oh? And the other two times?”

 

“The first was the night of the Wan Shou Festival banquet, the second was the day you were drunk, and the third was the hut.”

 

Zhao Qi noticed a pattern—when Xiao Shiqing was angry, the suffering and trouble always fell on him. The first time, Xiao Shiqing had made him pregnant with a dragon egg, the second time he had kissed him, and the third time he helped expand his birth canal… Could he conclude that when Xiao Shiqing was angry, it was always him who suffered?

 

Zhao Qi grumbled, “Then it’s better if you don’t get angry.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, “And you too.”

 

Zhao Qi was incredulous and couldn’t help but use double standards, “I’m about to have a cesarean section and I’m not allowed to be angry?”

 

“Anger will make you lose your reason and judgment,” Xiao Shiqing said, “You can be as angry as you want when I’m around, but as the Son of Heaven, you shouldn’t let others see your emotions.”

 

Zhao Qi looked at him, “I advise you not to reason with me. I can’t take it in right now.”

 

“Alright, I won’t,” Xiao Shiqing bent down and touched Zhao Qi’s belly, whispering, “It’s a pity.” There would be no more excuses to expand the birth canal in the future.

 

Zhao Qi looked down at his small belly, “Yes, it’s a pity.” With a cesarean section, wouldn’t he end up with a scar?

 

“Are you tired?” Xiao Shiqing asked, “Let me carry you to bed. You can take a nap.”

 

Zhao Qi nodded. Being angry was exhausting.

 

Xiao Shiqing carried both his big and small treasures to bed and was about to cover Zhao Qi with a blanket when his hand touched something. His eyebrows raised slightly.

 

Zhao Qi, still unaware of what was coming, asked innocently, “What’s wrong?”

 

Xiao Shiqing slowly pulled out something hidden in the blanket. Zhao Qi’s face turned red and pale, his ears were flushed, and his lips slightly parted.

 

Xiao Shiqing’s smile was meaningful, “Your Majesty, what is this?”

 

Zhao Qi, “……Where am I? How did I end up here? Please get me out of here!”

 

Xiao Shiqing held the jade Zhao Qi had just used, his gaze darkened, “It’s a bit sticky, a bit warm, and a bit wet.”

 

Zhao Qi was mortified and furious, “Don’t—don’t say any more.”

 

Xiao Shiqing leaned close to Zhao Qi’s ear, his voice deep, “Your Majesty, you’ve been doing bad things behind my back.”

 

“……” At this point, it was better to admit it openly rather than endure Xiao Shiqing’s teasing—after all, he had legitimate reasons.

 

“It wasn’t a bad thing,” Zhao Qi said seriously, “It was a proper matter. I didn’t realize I didn’t have a birth canal.”

 

Heavens, he could shamelessly say “birth canal” now. Was this moral degradation or a distortion of human nature?

 

Xiao Shiqing fiddled with his fingertips and, with a hint of mockery, asked, “Does the Emperor prefer this jade or my hand?”

 

Zhao Qi realized that when Xiao Shiqing talked dirty, he always used terms like “Your Majesty” and “This subject,” which made already embarrassing things even more so.

 

“Your hand is not as thick as the jade.” As soon as the words left his mouth, Zhao Qi was stunned—what kind of wolfish words was he saying!

 

Xiao Shiqing understood, “So, Your Majesty likes it thicker? Well, I do have some.”

 

Zhao Qi couldn’t stand it any longer, “Enough! The little princess is still here, don’t you know about setting a good example?”

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled and didn’t press further. He only said, “I’ll keep this jade for you. Come find me when you want to use it.”

 

“I’ll never use it again in my life, so give it up!”

 

Half a month after the dragon boat set sail, it stopped at the capital’s dock. Zhao Qi returned two months earlier than expected. He had no choice; his belly was getting bigger and bigger, almost six months along, equivalent to seven months for a pregnant woman. In another two months, he would be giving birth. It was not suitable to be out and about at this time.

 

Zhao Qi disembarked from the dragon boat and, instead of returning to the palace, followed the arrangements made by Xiao Shiqing earlier in the morning to go to the Xuchun Garden to rest and prepare for childbirth.

 

He could no longer attend court, and as much as possible, he avoided seeing people. Officially, he claimed to be ill, and all state affairs were being handled by the Prime Minister.

 

Aside from meeting with officials, Xiao Shiqing stayed by Zhao Qi’s side almost all the time. If Zhao Qi had not refused, Xiao Shiqing probably would have even accompanied him during sleep.

 

In the study, Xiao Shiqing wrapped his arms around Zhao Qi from behind as they read the confidential letter sent by the Tianji Camp. The letter stated that the hidden guards had found Zhao Qiao’s whereabouts in the Eastern Japan, but the Eastern Japan Empress Dowager refused to release him. The two sides were at an impasse. If the Tianji Camp wanted to bring him back, they would have to confront the Eastern Japanese. Hence, the letter was written to seek the Prime Minister’s advice. As for Mei Chuan, his whereabouts were currently unknown, seemingly having vanished from the world.

 

After reading the letter, Zhao Qi asked about Xiao Shiqing’s plan. Mei Chuan would definitely continue to be searched for, but the key issue was what to do about Zhao Qiao.

 

Xiao Shiqing curved his lips and said, “Zhao Qiao and the Eastern Japanese Empress Dowager… interesting.”

 

“How old is this Eastern Japanese Empress Dowager? It’s surprising that he could be so ruthless…”

 

“If I remember correctly, she should be in her thirties.”

 

Zhao Qi was astonished. “She’s actually that young? But isn’t the Eastern Japanese Emperor about the same age as me?”

 

“The Eastern Japanese Emperor is not her biological child. The Empress Dowager was the consort of the Eastern Japanese late Emperor when he was critically ill to boost his spirits.”

 

“That explains it,” Zhao Qi said, feeling frustrated. “So are we just going to let Xiao Qiao go?”

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “Does Your Majesty wish to kill him?”

 

Zhao Qi was taken aback. “Not necessarily. But while death can be avoided, living with punishment is unavoidable.”

 

Xiao Shiqing pondered for a moment. “There’s a way to let someone else take action on your behalf.”

 

“Who?”

 

Xiao Shiqing called a servant. “Write a letter to the Eastern Japanese Palace and deliver it to the Empress Dowager.”

 

The servant asked, “May I ask the Prime Minister what should be written in the letter?”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled slightly. “The romantic affairs of Master Zhao Si.”

 

They had only stayed in Xuchun Garden for three days when Empress Dowager Wen had already sent people to inquire about Zhao Qi five or six times. Xiao Shiqing sent them away each time, citing the Emperor’s poor health. Zhao Qi was worried and said, “Given Mother’s temperament, she definitely won’t give up easily. She might even come in person tomorrow.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “If she comes, how would you handle it? Will you still keep it from her?”

 

Zhao Qi was troubled. “I don’t know.”

 

“You can’t keep it from her.”

 

“Delaying is better than nothing.”

 

Xiao Shiqing suddenly said, “I don’t want to press you too hard, but don’t make me wait too long.”

 

Zhao Qi was taken aback. “Huh?”

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Chapter 76 – I have been tricked by Xiao Qiao again. 

 

What is this feeling?! Could it be that Xiao Shiqing’s lips are poisonous?

 

Zhao Qi had been kissed by Rong Tang and also by He Changzhou, but he had never experienced a sensation like this before—like an electric shock, tingling and numb, with his skin burning where their lips touched, making his tears evaporate.

 

But Xiao Shiqing had only kissed the corner of his eye.

 

Zhao Qi had stopped crying, his eyes and lashes still wet, his face clearly showing “shock” in big letters. His thoughts were both easy and hard to guess; at least Xiao Shiqing couldn’t figure out why he suddenly quieted down.

 

“What’s wrong?”

 

Zhao Qi stared blankly, “This is your first time kissing me.”

 

Xiao Shiqing was also taken aback, “Didn’t you just say that I kissed you in front of others?”

 

“That doesn’t count; I don’t even remember it.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, “Do you think that on the night of the palace banquet, I only slept with you and didn’t kiss you?”

 

“I don’t remember that either.”

 

“Then,” Xiao Shiqing’s hand gently supported the back of Zhao Qi’s head, “do you want me to help you remember?”

 

Now, it wasn’t just the corner of his eye; his whole face was burning.

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at him for a moment, then chuckled softly. Applying a bit more pressure with his hand, Zhao Qi’s face leaned in, and he met it halfway.

 

Just as their distance was only an inch away, Zhao Qi, as if waking from a dream, suddenly reached out to push against Xiao Shiqing’s chest.

 

“No, no.” Zhao Qi’s ears were red, and he said with a slight gasp.

 

Xiao Shiqing narrowed his eyes, feeling a strong urge to take control. But remembering Zhao Qi’s heartfelt words, he forcibly suppressed his desire and said in a deep voice, “Why?”

 

Zhao Qi held firm to his last boundary, “It’s not the matter of ‘cut sleeve.’ I’m already tired of saying it.”

 

Xiao Shiqing glanced at Zhao Qi’s slightly protruding belly, “Are you sure?”

 

“……” He was just uncertain, which is why his mind was a complete mess!

 

He was bending? Was he really bending?

 

Was it because he was carrying a dragon egg that he was bending, or was it because of Xiao Shiqing’s influence? If it was the latter, did it mean he liked…

 

Stop. No way. He had already successfully resisted the bending techniques of Rong Tang, He Changzhou, and Li Chisu, so there was no reason to fall for Xiao Shiqing! What was so good about Xiao Shiqing? Strong control issues, a heap of schemes, and apart from looking good and being smart, what else did he have?

 

That’s right, he couldn’t possibly like someone like that. Any strange reactions he had were just the result of pregnancy hormones. Once he gave birth to the little princess and his hormones returned to normal levels, he would definitely be a happy little straight man again.

 

Zhao Qi successfully brainwashed himself and declared resolutely, “Having a child and being straight are not mutually exclusive.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled lightly, his forehead resting against Zhao Qi’s, “Hmm, not conflicting. Has the Emperor decided to give birth to the princess on behalf of the subject?”

 

Zhao Qi looked down at his belly, “It’s not on your behalf; it’s for myself—I’ve always wanted a daughter.”

 

“Then has the Emperor thought of a name for the princess?”

 

Zhao Qi’s eyes lit up, “Oh, should I come up with one?”

 

Xiao Shiqing hesitated, vaguely feeling that something was off, but to make Zhao Qi happy, he didn’t think too much about it and smiled, “Since it’s your daughter, naturally, you should name her.”

 

Zhao Qi slipped out of Xiao Shiqing’s embrace and paced back and forth with his belly sticking out, “Then I must think of a name full of fairy-like charm, something that sounds like a little fairy.”

 

Seeing that Zhao Qi’s attention was completely focused on the name for their daughter, Xiao Shiqing felt somewhat relieved, “The Emperor is not angry anymore, right?”

 

Zhao Qi was reminded and said firmly, “I’m still not done being angry; you need to keep coaxing me.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, “As you wish.”

 

Zhao Qi thought of something and asked, “What about He Changzhou…”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s smile faded slightly, “I can release him, but the Emperor must promise me one thing.”

 

“Just as expected of the Prime Minister, never missing an opportunity to negotiate terms with me,” Zhao Qi teased, “Go ahead.”

 

“Let Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi return to serve you,” Xiao Shiqing said, “They didn’t intend to deceive you; they were just afraid of me. These two have followed you for a long time, served you diligently, and understand your wishes better than others.”

 

Zhao Qi always said Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi were not his favorite eunuchs, but he still felt odd having others serve him. Since Xiao Shiqing brought it up, he agreed, “Deal.”

 

Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi returned to Zhao Qi’s side. Jiang Dehai began reminiscing about the past years, recounting the decades of the old eunuch and the Emperor’s journey; Xiao Jinzi, on the other hand, clung to Zhao Qi’s leg and kept apologizing, finally tearfully asking, “Am I still your favorite little eunuch…”

 

What else could Zhao Qi do? Of course, he forgave them.

 

He Changzhou also came to see him and, upon seeing him, said, “Has the Emperor calmed down?”

 

Zhao Qi looked down while writing, “Not yet.”

 

“… Oh.” He Changzhou leaned over Zhao Qi’s shoulder, “What is the Emperor writing?”

 

“I’m thinking of a name for the little princess.”

 

He Changzhou glanced at it, “Zi Han, Zi Han, Zi Han… why are they all pronounced the same?”

 

“Because it’s popular; everyone names girls like that.”

 

“Is it?”

 

“Let’s not discuss this,” Zhao Qi wrote the character “Zi,” “Is there something you need from me?”

 

He Changzhou lazily leaned against the table, “Can’t I visit the Emperor without a reason?”

 

“Better not,” Zhao Qi said without hesitation, “Otherwise, the Prime Minister will get angry again.”

 

He Changzhou’s smile gradually disappeared, “Has the Emperor become unwilling to see me just for the Prime Minister’s sake?”

 

Zhao Qi scratched his head with the pen, unsure how to say it without making He Changzhou upset. “It’s not that I don’t want to see you, but you must promise not to act improperly towards me again.”

 

“The Prime Minister’s actions towards the Emperor were not just improper touches; why doesn’t the Emperor avoid him?” He Changzhou laughed briefly, “Is it because I am not worthy?”

 

Zhao Qi couldn’t come up with a rebuttal and thus tacitly agreed.

 

He Changzhou took a deep breath, leaning his hands on the table, looking intently at Zhao Qi, “Your Majesty, do you like the Prime Minister?”

 

Zhao Qi opened his mouth, “I, I don’t know…”

 

He Changzhou’s chest tightened at the ambiguous answer. “Don’t like him,” He Changzhou said, “Isn’t it better to like me?”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head, “No.”

 

He Changzhou’s eyes darkened, and his fists clenched tightly, “Why?”

 

Zhao Qi pointed to his heart, “I can’t control it.”

 

He Changzhou was taken aback, his eyes reddening slightly.

 

He Changzhou’s pained expression made Zhao Qi feel deeply guilty, but he still steeled himself and continued, “Sorry, Changzhou, but don’t waste your time on me. Not to mention others, even I feel it’s not worth it.”

 

He Changzhou used his hand to cover his eyes, but when he lowered it, he was smiling, “If I say it’s worth it, then it is. The Emperor’s opinion doesn’t matter.”

 

Zhao Qi’s heart, which had finally calmed down, was once again in turmoil. He didn’t even know how He Changzhou left.

 

He had also asked himself the question He Changzhou had posed.

 

Do I like him?

 

Heh.

 

Zhao Qi was trying to come up with a name for the dragon egg while also figuring out his feelings for the dragon egg’s other father. His head was spinning, and he still couldn’t come to a conclusion.

 

So, he asked Xiao Jinzi, “Jinzi, have you ever liked anyone?”

 

Xiao Jinzi was taken aback, then smiled, “How could I like anyone in my position, Your Majesty?”

 

Zhao Qi realized his mistake, “I misspoke.”

 

Xiao Jinzi was startled, “How could the Emperor misspeak in front of me? However, when I was young, before I entered the palace, I had a particular fondness for a maid in the neighborhood. I always watched her, saved any good food or fun things for her. Seeing her happy made me happy, and seeing her sad made me sad. I thought I would definitely marry her in the future, but unfortunately…”

 

Little Jinzi’s expression darkened, and Zhao Qi patted his shoulder in comfort. At that moment, Jiang Dehai approached with a brocade box, “Your Majesty, the item has arrived.”

 

Zhao Qi tensed up, as if facing a great enemy. “Put it down and leave.”

 

Jiang Dehai and Little Jinzi exchanged a glance. “Does Your Majesty not need us to stay and assist?”

 

“What can you help with?” Zhao Qi waved them off. “Hurry up and leave.”

 

“Your Majesty,” Jiang Dehai took out a porcelain vial from his sleeve. “This is a secret medicine from Physician Cheng. If you use it as directed, you won’t…”

 

Zhao Qi, blushing, interrupted, “Alright, alright, I understand.”

 

Since he had already decided to deliver the dragon egg, Zhao Qi had to follow the doctor’s instructions and expand the passage. This was a matter of life and death, so he couldn’t afford to be careless.

 

Zhao Qi opened the brocade box and looked at the crystal-clear jade inside. He twitched his mouth and lightly tapped his belly. “Dragon egg, Daddy has sacrificed so much for you. You must grow up to be beautiful.”

 

The dragon egg gave a kick under his belly, seemingly in response to Daddy.

 

Zhao Qi smiled warmly, picked up the jade and secret medicine, and climbed into bed. He lowered the bed curtains, removed his clothes, and hid under the quilt to carry out his secretive task.

 

He dabbed a bit of the secret medicine with his fingertips and shakily reached back.

 

It was cold. The secret medicine was cold, and his hand was cold too. The sensation was quite unpleasant. Zhao Qi pressed his lips together, his breathing becoming uneven as he broke out in sweat.

 

When it felt like the time was right, he picked up the jade and slowly inserted it.

 

Damn, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!

 

Zhao Qi bit the quilt and pounded the bed, on the verge of tears. It wasn’t this painful when Xiao Shiqing helped him before… Stop, don’t think about that damn man right now, it’s not the time for that.

 

But just as Zhao Qi couldn’t control his heart, he also couldn’t control his thoughts. He thought about Xiao Shiqing, his fingers, the warmth of his lips, his handsome face, and the pain seemed to lessen a bit.

 

The jade was called Warm Jade, warm and close to body temperature, creating an illusion that what was inside him wasn’t jade, but…

 

—Integrity shattered everywhere.

 

Zhao Qi lay flat on the bed, dazed, quietly enjoying his moment of solitude.

 

Life is so meaningless. Why can’t he control his sinful hands?

 

He didn’t know how much time had passed when Jiang Dehai’s voice came from outside the door, “Your Majesty, the Prime Minister is here.”

 

Zhao Qi jolted, hurriedly tidying up the scene, shoving the tools into the quilt, dressing quickly, and taking several deep breaths. “Let him in.”

 

Xiao Shiqing entered the room, his nose twitching slightly. “Your Majesty—what’s that smell?”

 

Zhao Qi’s heart raced. He forced himself to stay calm. “Is there a smell? I don’t notice anything.”

 

Xiao Shiqing wasn’t alone; Mei Chuan followed behind him, kneeling and saluting Zhao Qi. “Commoner Mei Dai pays respects to Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi was puzzled. “Why the sudden change in name?”

 

Xiao Shiqing explained, “He is a court physician brought from the East Japan to assist.”

 

Zhao Qi was amazed. “You and Mei Chuan look so alike, and even your attire is identical!”

 

Mei Dai said, “Your Majesty, I have a brother who looks exactly like me. We both studied medicine, but my brother is lazy by nature and only capable of treating common minor ailments. He usually assists me. Since we look alike, many people confuse us. It seems Young Master Zhao has hired the wrong person.”

 

Zhao Qi was stunned, staring blankly at Xiao Shiqing.

 

“Zhao Qiao’s bill will be settled another day,” Xiao Shiqing said. “Your Majesty, let Mei Dai examine your pulse first.”

 

Zhao Qi was infuriated. Xiao Qiao, you come back here! I’ll tear you to pieces, quarter you, and execute you by slicing! He quickly extended his wrist. “Will I be harmed…”

 

Mei Dai took Zhao Qi’s pulse and examined his belly. “Your Majesty need not worry; both you and the child are fine. My brother’s skills are not as good as mine, but he wouldn’t harm anyone.”

 

Both Zhao Qi and Xiao Shiqing sighed in relief.

 

Xiao Shiqing asked, “Will the fetus be too large?”

 

Mei Dai replied, “For the Prime Minister, this size is just right.”

 

“Then is it necessary to expand the birth canal?”

 

Zhao Qi protested in exasperation, “Prime Minister—”

 

Mei Dai said, “Birth canal? Men don’t have a birth canal. For men, childbirth is done by cesarean section.”

 

Xiao Shiqing: “…”

 

Zhao Qi: “…”

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

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What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 75 – I talked to my brother for a chapter. 

 

The eunuch relayed Xiao Shiqing’s words to Zhao Qi. Zhao Qi spat out the jujube pit in surprise, “Are you sure you didn’t mishear? Knowing the Prime Minister’s personality, he would normally coldly tell you to step aside and then barge in himself.”

 

The eunuch exclaimed, “The Emperor truly predicts accurately. Initially, the Prime Minister indeed intended that, but later, for some reason, he changed his mind and decided to wait outside until the Emperor was willing to see him.”

 

“… Xiao Shiqing actually did something unexpected and dropped his high-status image.” Zhao Qi paused for a moment, saying, “If the Prime Minister likes to wait, then let him wait.”

 

The eunuch agreed and withdrew, leaving Zhao Qi alone in the room, though his mood was far from calm.

 

Would Xiao Shiqing really wait outside? Could he possibly be free today? Unlikely. When was Xiao Prime Minister ever idle? Just a few days ago, despite his own medical condition, he expanded his domain. Yet now, there was no sign of him; just a heartless man who turned away when his duty called.

 

Fine then. Let’s see how long this heartless man can wait.

 

Zhao Qi climbed into bed with a heavy heart. Upon waking, the setting sun painted the sky in crimson, giving a surreal feeling of being in another world. Sitting on the bed, Zhao Qi pondered the meaning of life and summoned the eunuch, “How long have I been asleep?”

 

“Your Majesty, it’s been nearly two hours.”

 

Yawning, Zhao Qi asked, “Has the Prime Minister left?”

 

“Not yet, Your Majesty. He’s still waiting outside.”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated for a moment, feeling somewhat sorry—not for the heartless man but for the time wasted on him. Xiao Shiqing’s two hours could have been spent reviewing a stack of memorials, meeting officials, discussing important matters. Instead, it was being squandered on him. He was failing Da Jing and the common people.

 

Gritting his teeth, Zhao Qi slammed the table, startling the eunuch into bowing deeply before calmly saying, “Let him in.”

 

After Xiao Shiqing entered and respectfully saluted, Zhao Qi observed his lowered eyes and couldn’t help but sigh at his unwavering dignity. Even when bowing, Xiao Shiqing exuded a regal aura as if he were the one being honored.

 

In a lofty tone, Zhao Qi stated, “I heard the Prime Minister wishes to see me.”

 

“Not only that.”

 

“Oh?”

 

Xiao Shiqing continued, “He also wishes to see Your Majesty and the little princess.”

 

Without thinking, Zhao Qi placed his hand on his abdomen. “Both Your Majesty and the little princess have retired for the night. Brother… does the Prime Minister really need to waste time? Can’t he review some urgent memorials instead?”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, “Your Majesty, how do you know I haven’t already?”

 

Looking to the eunuch, who leaned in and whispered, “Your Majesty, the Prime Minister indeed reviewed urgent memorials while waiting and discussed return plans with several ministers.”

 

… Well, Xiao Shiqing truly lived up to his reputation.

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “I have something to discuss privately with Your Majesty.”

 

Zhao Qi didn’t immediately agree. With a third person present, even if it were just a young eunuch, he could maintain his imperial demeanor. But alone with Xiao Shiqing, his own mindset would inevitably change, no longer seeing himself as the Emperor.

 

Seeing Zhao Qi’s hesitation, Xiao Shiqing guessed his thoughts. “Since I promised Your Majesty, I won’t go back on my word,” he paused, adding, “unless I can’t resist.”

 

Rolling his eyes, Zhao Qi said, “Saying that is practically the same as not saying it. Forget it, you may leave.”

 

After the eunuch withdrew, Zhao Qi straightened his back. “Speak, Prime Minister.”

 

“Your Majesty, due to your health, I suggest that after returning to the capital, you reside temporarily in Xuchun Garden and only return to the palace after the princess is born.”

 

“How should I explain this to the Empress Mother?”

 

“Simply tell her the truth.”

 

“Absolutely not,” Zhao Qi said without hesitation. “The Empress Mother still intends to select a consort for me. Suddenly telling her she will be a grandmother would drive her mad.”

 

“What is Your Majesty’s suggestion, then?”

 

Zhao Qi had considered this matter. “Say that I am ill and need to recuperate in Xuchun Garden.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded, “Very well.”

 

Zhao Qi silently looked at Xiao Shiqing.

 

Xiao Shiqing corrected himself, “Your Majesty is wise.”

 

Continuing, Zhao Qi said, “After the princess is born, publicly announce that I had an affair with a palace maid who died in childbirth after giving birth to the princess, and then hand the princess over to the Empress Dowager for upbringing.” He felt strangely uneasy saying this, unwilling to meet Xiao Shiqing’s gaze.

 

Xiao Shiqing fell silent.

 

“This is the easiest solution,” Zhao Qi said firmly, for Xiao Shiqing’s benefit as well as his own.

 

Xiao Shiqing slowly smiled but his eyes held no warmth. “So, Your Majesty plans to invent a deceased woman to be the mother of the princess.”

 

“The Prime Minister’s words need not be so harsh.”

 

“Harsh?” Xiao Shiqing took a step forward. “Your Majesty, who do you think has said the harsher words?”

 

Familiar pressure caused Zhao Qi to instinctively retreat. “Don’t come closer.”

 

Xiao Shiqing didn’t advance further. He fixed his gaze on Zhao Qi, seemingly restraining himself. “Your Majesty,” his voice lowered, husky, “are you doing this on purpose?”

 

“What?”

 

“Intentionally making me uncomfortable,” Xiao Shiqing smiled wryly, “if that was your aim, you’ve found the right method.”

 

“I… I’m serious.” Zhao Qi squeezed his fingers nervously. “I can’t tell the Empress Mother or the little princess the truth. They couldn’t bear it.”

 

“And what about me?” Xiao Shiqing asked. “Have you considered whether I can bear it?”

 

Zhao Qi blurted out, “You’re Xiao Shiqing.”

 

As strong and imposing as Xiao Shiqing was, what couldn’t he bear?

 

Xiao Shiqing gave a cold laugh. “I am Xiao Shiqing, so I can accept anything, including facing my own flesh and blood without them knowing, and letting the princess accept a non-existent woman as her mother. I am Xiao Shiqing, I need no protection, and He Changzhou, Rong Tang, they are weak, so you protect them. Even if you choose me, you will never stand with me, do you? “

 

Zhao Qi frowned. They were discussing the princess’s matter. How did they suddenly bring it up to He Changzhou and Rong Tang.

 

“But you really don’t need my protection and bias.”

 

“I don’t need it, but I want it,” Xiao Shiqing said, “I’ve always wanted it.”

 

Zhao Qi still didn’t quite understand what Xiao Shiqing meant, but compared to the issue of favoritism, he was more concerned about the little princess. “So what do you want? To send the little princess to the Xiang residence and make her your own daughter?”

 

Xiao Shiqing met Zhao Qi’s gaze and said calmly, “The child is yours, so she can bear your surname and be raised in the palace. But I will tell her that her father is actually her mother. Her real father is me—whether she accepts it or not, that is the truth.”

 

Zhao Qi was enraged. “Are you going to defy the imperial decree again?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s gaze darkened. “I can comply with other matters, but this…”

 

“Oh really? You comply with everything else?” Zhao Qi stood up. “Did you follow my order to release He Changzhou?”

 

Xiao Shiqing fell silent for a few moments, his eyes gradually showing displeasure. “Zhao Qi, what exactly are you making a fuss about?”

 

“Hah.” Zhao Qi sneered, his eyes turning red. “You can’t keep up the pretense anymore, can you?”

 

Xiao Shiqing was taken aback, then sighed lightly. He stepped forward, wrapped his arms around Zhao Qi’s waist, and sat down on the chair, pulling Zhao Qi onto his lap. “These past few days have been really tough. Let me take a moment to calm down before we continue this argument, okay?”

 

Zhao Qi froze instantly at the term “baby.”

 

Xiao Shiqing buried his head in Zhao Qi’s collarbone. Although Zhao Qi couldn’t see his expression, he felt like he was witnessing a rare moment of Xiao Shiqing’s vulnerability.

 

“You want me to treat you as the Emperor. Maybe I can’t be as respectful as an ordinary minister, but I’ve tried my best. He Changzhou embraced you and kissed you. I can hardly contain my anger and have already made the greatest concession by placing him under house arrest. As for the little princess, she’s our child. Not allowing me to recognize her, I truly… cannot do it.”

 

Zhao Qi was both furious and incredulous. Xiao Shiqing, the esteemed Prime Minister of Da Jing, who held immense power, was actually clinging to him in a pitiful manner? This character is breaking down—could he have been transmigrated as well?

 

“You’re talking nonsense.” Zhao Qi, surprised to find his voice hoarse, said, “I’m not your baby, and you don’t really like me.”

 

Xiao Shiqing was silent, his arms around Zhao Qi’s waist tightening slightly.

 

“I have evidence that proves you don’t like me.”

 

“Speak.”

 

“When I still liked Rong Tang, you advised me that as a monarch, it’s okay to have emotions occasionally, but I should stay clear-headed. Since you advised me like that, you must think the same way.”

 

Xiao Shiqing hesitated. “Yes, but at that time, I had not…”

 

Zhao Qi interrupted him. “So, even if you do like me, it’s a clear-headed kind of liking, the type where you can withdraw at any time. That’s the first point. Second, you’ve been marginalizing me, using me, ignoring my opinions, occasionally mocking me, and forcing me. How does this count as liking?!” Zhao Qi grew more agitated. “You kissed me in front of He Changzhou and the others just to show off and provoke him. Did you ever consider my feelings?!”

 

Xiao Shiqing was silent for a moment, then released his hold. “So you know.”

 

“If it hadn’t been for that incident, He Changzhou might not have forcefully kissed me.” Zhao Qi brought up every grievance, listing out Xiao Shiqing’s actions. “And that time in the village, I said no, but you insisted… You knew He Changzhou and Zhao Qiao were right next door…”

 

Xiao Shiqing was momentarily at a loss for words, unable to find an excuse for himself. He simply said, “At those times, I was very angry.”

 

Tears rolled down Zhao Qi’s face as he accused, “So it’s okay to treat me like this just because you’re angry? You bastard, how dare you still say you treat me as a treasure? Is this how you treat a treasure? And the treasure is even carrying your child, you bastard!”

 

Xiao Shiqing suddenly realized. “You’ve been sullen lately because of this matter?”

 

Zhao Qi’s eyes were filled with tears. “No! I’m lamenting how I’ve lived so stifled!”

 

Seeing Zhao Qi’s emotions on the verge of collapse, Xiao Shiqing felt a deep pang in his heart, his emotions churning. “Alright, stop crying. It’s my fault for not keeping you hidden and safe from others.”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head. “Now that you’re apologizing, you’ll still treat me the same way in the future.”

 

Xiao Shiqing embraced him again, kissing the wet corner of his eye. “No, I won’t do anything that makes you unhappy again.”

 

Zhao Qi felt a burning sensation where he was kissed, and his body trembled. He looked at Xiao Shiqing’s profound eyes, feeling a bit dazed.

 

“What’s wrong?” Xiao Shiqing asked. “There are no others here. Can’t I hold you or kiss you?”

 

Zhao Qi glanced down at his heart’s position and muttered, “Damn it.”

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Chapter 74 – I have banished my brother, the Prime Minister, to the cold palace. 

 

Xiao Shiqing’s words could be said to hit the nail on the head.

 

In other matters, Zhao Qi always trusted him deeply, and he believed that every decision Xiao Shiqing made was beneficial to the country’s overall situation. But when Xiao Shiqing said he liked him very much… to this, he could only respond with a simple “oh.”

 

Zhao Qi believed in He Changzhou’s liking for him, believed in Rong Tang’s obsession with him, and even believed in Li Chisu’s interest in him, but he did not believe in Xiao Shiqing.

 

Perhaps Xiao Shiqing did have a bit of liking for him, this kind of liking was probably like the liking a master has for a pet, providing good food and drink, teasing when bored, patting… no, Xiao Shiqing hadn’t really kissed him yet.

 

Zhao Qi said indifferently, “I believe, I believe you. Are you satisfied? Can I go to bed now?”

 

Xiao Shiqing unexpectedly grabbed Zhao Qi’s wrist, “Don’t lie to me—tell me why you don’t believe me.”

 

“Do you really want to hear?” Zhao Qi asked coldly.

 

“Mm.”

 

Zhao Qi said coldly,

 

Zhao Qi also felt inexplicably gloomy. Many small things that he used to overlook were gradually magnified these past few days, making him, who had been content, feel disillusioned with the world. He had considered that it might be the hormones during pregnancy affecting him, but it definitely had something to do with the dog of a man in front of him.

 

He pondered Xiao Shiqing’s question. If Xiao Shiqing respected him as he would an Emperor, would he be happy?

 

Imagine this: Xiao Shiqing is extremely deferential, bowing and kneeling in utmost reverence, trembling with fear—”Oh my, can’t he be less thrilled about this!”

 

Zhao Qi maintains his composure and says, “You can try.”

 

“I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

 

Zhao Qi: “…” Why did you bother asking then?

 

“Since I desire you, regardless of whether you become an emperor, I will do things for you that ministers cannot do for their monarch.” Xiao Shiqing’s gaze lingers briefly on Zhao Qi’s lips. “But if this can ease your worries, I will try.”

 

“At least it will make me happier than now.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiles wryly, “Then what does Your Majesty wish me to do, just command me.”

 

The situation came too suddenly, Zhao Qi can’t believe it’s true. “Can you really order anything?”

 

“If the sovereign desires my life, I must give it.” Xiao Shiqing chuckles softly, “I have already given my life to Your Majesty.”

 

Xiao Shiqing is typically indifferent and unfeeling, but with this smile, his charm rivals that of Li Chisu who has roamed the flower fields for years.

 

It’s not that men are too arrogant, it’s that it’s scary when an arrogant man is handsome and knows how to flirt.

 

If Zhao Qi wasn’t barely a straight guy, he might have been fooled.

 

“Why would I want your life, I can’t eat it.” Zhao Qi didn’t give Xiao Shiqing any face, “You may leave, I want to sleep.”

 

“Does Your Majesty really not need me to attend to your rest?”

 

“Look at you,” Zhao Qi said disappointedly, “which minister speaks to an emperor like this? On the first day of challenging my imperial authority, you have already failed.”

 

Xiao Shiqing felt a pang in his chest as he glanced at Zhao Qi’s belly, then bowed and said, “I take my leave.”

 

Jiang Dehai waits outside and is surprised to see Xiao Shiqing coming out. “Prime Minister, where are you going? Aren’t you staying to accompany His Majesty?”

 

Xiao Shiqing self-mockingly replied, “His Majesty doesn’t want me anymore.”

 

Jiang Dehai thought his eyes were playing tricks on him. Did these words, commonly spoken by this resentful person, really come from the mouth of the Prime Minister?

 

Xiao Shiqing looked back at the tightly closed door and said, “I will stay at the mansion tonight. If there’s any change with His Majesty, inform me immediately.”

 

Jiang Dehai agreed, “Yes.”

 

Early the next morning, everything was ready for their return to the capital, and Xiao Shiqing personally came to invite Zhao Qi.

 

When he arrived, Zhao Qi was still asleep. Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi knelt by the bed, coaxing him softly to wake up.

 

“Your Majesty, we are ready to return to the capital. The carriages are prepared, and everyone is waiting for Your Majesty.”

 

With his eyes closed, Zhao Qi murmured something and turned over to sleep again.

 

Xiao Shiqing signaled with his eyes. Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi tactfully withdrew, making space at the bedside.

 

“Your Majesty.”

 

Hearing his voice, Zhao Qi’s ears twitched, and his belly also moved. He had fallen asleep late last night, and although he wasn’t fully awake, the dragon egg in his belly was already awake, kicking and restless, not letting this future dad continue sleeping.

 

Zhao Qi opened his eyes and saw Xiao Shiqing’s face. He sleepily called out, “Brother?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s heart almost melted at being called that. “If you don’t want to get up, shall I carry you to the carriage to sleep?”

 

The haziness in Zhao Qi’s eyes gradually faded, and his mind cleared. He stopped calling “brother” as if he had changed into someone else. “Why is the Prime Minister here? Did I summon the Prime Minister?”

 

“…No.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s resigned demeanor made Zhao Qi unable to resist pushing further, “I didn’t summon you, and you didn’t seek an audience with me. You’re standing by my bedside so openly, is this how the relationship between ruler and subject should be?”

 

“…It’s not.”

 

Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi watched in astonishment, wearing expressions as if they had seen a ghost.

 

Zhao Qi turned his attention to them. “And you two, how do you serve? You let anyone in so casually? Get out… no, leave.”

 

Jiang and Xiao exchanged looks, seeking help from Xiao Shiqing, but their Prime Minister was struggling himself.

 

“Your Majesty, you need someone to help you with grooming and dressing.” Xiao Shiqing coaxed him, “I’ll leave, let them stay.”

 

“I don’t.” Zhao Qi instinctively touched his belly, a habit he had developed recently. “Get someone else to serve me. I don’t need a eunuch who only listens to the Prime Minister’s commands.”

 

Xiao Shiqing squinted.

 

“Your Majesty!” Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi knelt down, tears streaming, “We are loyal to Your Majesty, absolutely loyal!”

 

Zhao Qi commanded imperiously, “You’ve hidden something from me, and I know it. From now on, you two are no longer my favorite eunuchs.”

 

“Please, Your Majesty!”

 

“Your Majesty can take our lives, but please don’t dislike us!”

 

The two sobbed as if mourning their parents, which made Zhao Qi feel a little guilty.

 

No! He couldn’t be soft-hearted again! Finally, with such an opportunity, he wanted everyone to know: he, Zhao Qi, was fierce and not to be trifled with!

 

“I order you both to leave immediately. Are you defying my order?!”

 

“Your Majesty, please calm down.” Xiao Shiqing walked out first, and Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi wiped their tears as they followed.

 

“Prime Minister, may I ask, did you really appease His Majesty yesterday?” Jiang Dehai lamented, “His Majesty seems even more severe today.”

 

“He’s venting his frustrations, it’s better than bottling them up.” Xiao Shiqing rubbed his brow; he wasn’t used to being treated like this by the young emperor. In the past, he would have had to discipline the young emperor properly, but now, for the sake of soothing this treasure… this darling, he had to suppress his nature.

 

“Gonggong,” Xiao Jinzi choked up, “His Majesty said we hid something from the Prime Minister. What could it be?”

 

Xiao Shiqing found this matter suspicious as well, but before he could think more, he said, “Find two reliable attendants for His Majesty.”

 

As the three stood “punishingly” at the door, Zhao Qiao happened to come to see Zhao Qi. He saw Xiao Shiqing and asked, “Oh, Prime Minister, what are you doing here?”

 

“Awaiting your chariot.”

 

Zhao Qi chuckled, “When did the Prime Minister learn to wait upon a chariot? Seeing the Emperor isn’t something one can do just because they wish.”

 

Xiao Shiqing casually glanced at Zhao Qi, who immediately turned serious, “Prime Minister, take your time. This humble official will go see the Emperor first.”

 

Seeing that Zhao Qi had nothing else to discuss but was here to bid farewell, he couldn’t help but remark on how much Zhao Qi had gained weight, looking at his belly, resembling someone four or five months pregnant.

 

“You may leave,” Zhao Qi said.

 

Zhao Qi choked back tears, “Brother, who knows when I’ll see the Emperor again. I’ll leave Dr. Meichuan with the Emperor, so whenever he sees him, he’ll think of me.”

 

Zhao Qi could tell Zhao Qi was reluctant to leave, so he reluctantly encouraged him, “Return honestly to Dongzhou. Don’t wander around outside.”

 

“I’m afraid I won’t be able to return to Dongzhou so soon,” Zhao Qi lamented.

 

“Then where will you go?”

 

“I must make a trip to Dongying. Otherwise, the Empress Dowager of Dongying will send someone to capture me and lock me up in the Dongying Palace.”

 

Thinking of his cousin’s unusual relationship with the Empress Dowager of Dongying, Zhao Qi sighed, “Is it fun to have an affair with a widow?”

 

“Not bad,” Zhao Qi smirked.

 

Zhao Qi rubbed his forehead and waved, “Goodbye.”

 

Upon seeing Xiao Shiqing still waiting outside when he exited, Zhao Qi couldn’t help but mock, “Oh, still waiting? Prime Minister Xiao is indeed something. Even waiting looks like kneeling by the bed. Hahaha…”

 

Zhao Qi teased and quickly ran off, not giving Xiao Shiqing a chance to retaliate.

 

Xiao Shiqing watched his figure disappear and pondered, asking Jiang Dehai, “Am I kneeling by the bed?”

 

Jiang Dehai quietly replied, “Forgive my blunt words, but judging by the Emperor’s demeanor, it’s not about making you kneel by the bed, but about banishing you to a cold palace!”

 

Before Xiao Shiqing could digest being banished to a cold palace, the door opened, and Zhao Qi, now dressed, walked out without even looking at Xiao Shiqing, saying, “It’s time to depart.”

 

Zhao Qi traveled by carriage to Jiangxia Ferry, then transferred to a dragon boat, retracing his route south along the waterway.

 

Several consecutive sunny days made the Huai River calm. Zhao Qi looked at his round belly and worried. For now, he could still use gaining weight as an excuse, but in a month or two, that excuse would no longer hold. After returning to the palace, how would he attend court, manage state affairs, and explain to Empress Wen?

 

After lunch, Meichuan and Cheng Boyan came as usual to check his pulse. Before entering, Cheng Boyan was intercepted by Jiang Dehai and Xiaojinzi, who earnestly asked him to speak well of Zhao Qi in front of the Emperor.

 

Cheng Boyan asked, “The Emperor doesn’t look well. Did he not rest well last night?”

 

Zhao Qi lazily replied, “Hmm.”

 

“Your Majesty, pregnancy is not ordinary. Your Majesty should rest quietly and avoid excessive worry.”

 

Zhao Qi smiled, “That’s why I’ve driven away everyone who worries me.”

 

Cheng Boyan’s attempt to speak well was blocked.

 

Meichuan asked, “Has Your Majesty used the warm jade these days?”

 

Zhao Qi was exasperated, “Can you not mention that?”

 

Meichuan said seriously, “Since Your Majesty is determined to bear a princess, please take this matter seriously. Otherwise, there’s a risk of difficult labor in the future, endangering both Your Majesty and the princess.”

 

Meichuan’s words made Zhao Qi uneasy. He feared pain and death. If he had to expand the birth canal to ensure the safety of father and daughter, then he…

 

“I understand,” Zhao Qi covered his face, “I need to think carefully about this. You may leave.”

 

Cheng Boyan hesitated for a moment, “It’s easy for one to be restless. Your Majesty, it’s better to have Jiang Gonggong and the others accompany you.”

 

With no one around, it was indeed quiet. Zhao Qi suddenly thought of someone and asked, “I haven’t seen He Changzhou for a long time—did he board the ship?”

 

Cheng Boyan replied, “As far as I know, General He Changzhou has been restricted by the Prime Minister and cannot meet the Emperor.”

 

Zhao Qi vaguely remembered this incident and said, “Go and convey my order to lift He Changzhou’s restriction.”

 

“But… will the Prime Minister agree?”

 

“I don’t care if he agrees or not. Just go and convey my order.”

 

Cheng Boyan conveyed Zhao Qi’s decree to Fu Zi, who then turned to Xiao Shiqing for instructions, “Prime Minister, should General He Changzhou’s restriction be lifted?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s face was cold. He could comply with Zhao Qi on other matters, but he couldn’t tolerate another man coveting the young Emperor. What’s this? He had just entered the cold palace, and someone was already eager to get out? How audacious.

 

“Do not lift it.”

 

“But regarding the Emperor…”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “I will speak with the Emperor myself.”

 

Xiao Shiqing did not barge into Zhao Qi’s bedchamber but had an attendant announce his presence first.

 

The attendant nervously reported back, “Prime… Prime Minister, the Emperor says he wants to nap and sees no one. He also said, if you came about General He Changzhou, it’s unnecessary for the Prime Minister to visit.”

 

This was the first time Xiao Shiqing had been shut out in his life. He fell silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled, “Step aside.”

 

The attendant didn’t dare to make a sound and quickly moved aside.

 

Xiao Shiqing remained motionless.

 

The attendant misunderstood and hurried to open the door for him.

 

“No need,” Xiao Shiqing admitted defeat, “Tell him I’ll wait here until he wakes up.”

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Chapter 73 – I am suffering from prenatal depression. 

 

   　He Changzhou’s heart throbbed painfully.

 

　　In his eyes, and in the eyes of most people, their emperor rarely truly became angry. Even when he was angry, he wouldn’t vent on his attendants like many other high-ranking officials. He would find the culprit, solemnly tell them, “I am angry with you. What did you do to make me angry? Explain it clearly.”

 

　　He Changzhou, through a series of coincidences, had made him angry several times, inflating him like an inflated pufferfish. Yet, he would still talk to him, come to the palace gate in the middle of the night before he left, give him a farewell hug, suppress his anger upon his return, give him the bed to rest, and even help him bake something to eat.

 

If Zhao Qi were to tell him angrily right now, he would definitely stick to him like before, coaxing him, saying, “Your Majesty, don’t be angry. I’ll take you to eat delicious food.”

 

　But he didn’t sulk, there was no light in his eyes, he forced a smile and told him, “I am indeed a little angry.”

 

　　He suddenly lost his words, unable to offer any words of comfort. He stood up, wanting to lend Zhao Qi his shoulder, but Zhao Qi dodged backwards, feeling extremely weary, “Don’t take advantage of me at this time.”

 

　　He denied vehemently, “I didn’t.”

 

　　Zhao Qi smiled faintly, “Actually, I know that I don’t act like an emperor. You all aren’t afraid of me. The officials respect me on the surface, but in their hearts, they just see me as an ornament. It doesn’t matter,” he shrugged, “I’m not cut out to be an emperor anyway. As long as you maintain peace and stability, I’m fine being a lazy fish who eats and sleeps. But…” Zhao Qi paused, his eyes slightly red, “at least you should show me some basic respect, right? You can’t just hug me whenever you want, kiss me whenever you want, or…” want to sleep with me whenever you want.

 

　　He swallowed hard, “Your Majesty, don’t say that. I didn’t kiss you on impulse. I thought about it for a long time before I did.”

 

　　Normally, Zhao Qi would probably sarcastically say “Thank you,” but now, looking at He Changzhou who seemed at a loss for words, he didn’t bother saying anything.

 

　　He considered himself a broad-minded and optimistic person. He could usually find something to complain about and vent his frustrations, which would often improve his mood. However, now he didn’t even have the energy to complain. Could this be what they call prenatal depression?

 

　　Haha, isn’t he still complaining now?

 

　　Zhao Qi chuckled lightly, but as he laughed, his eyes inexplicably filled with tears. He rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand, “I’m tired. I want to sleep.”

 

　　He Changzhou immediately said, “I’ll accompany Your Majesty to sleep.”

 

　　Zhao Qi looked at him.

 

　　”…I mean, I’ll stay by Your Majesty’s side and do nothing else.”

 

　　”But right now, I just want to be alone,” Zhao Qi said lightly, “having someone around makes me uncomfortable.”

 

　　He Changzhou hesitated for a moment, “Alright. I’ll wait outside the door until Your Majesty wakes up.”

 

　　”Suit yourself,” Zhao Qi said, then turned and got into bed, pulled the blanket over his head, and closed his eyes.

 

　　He Changzhou watched him for a long time, then walked away quietly, closing the door behind him.

 

　　Finally, Zhao Qi was alone. He loosened the grip on the blanket.

 

　　”Mmm…” Feeling a kick under his belly, he realized he wasn’t alone; the dragon egg had been with him all along.

 

　　”Little one,” Zhao Qi muttered to himself as he rubbed his stomach, “what do you think your dad really sees me as?”

 

　　At first, he was self-aware, knowing that Xiao Shiqing treated him as a puppet. Even if he used him, he didn’t mind and didn’t care. Perhaps because Xiao Shiqing had been unusually good to him lately, he had deluded himself into thinking they could be on equal footing and have an equal relationship. Now it seemed he was just daydreaming.

 

　　Xiao Shiqing was Xiao Shiqing, and he would never change.

 

　　When Jiang Dehai went to see Xiao Shiqing, Xiao Shiqing was discussing tax reforms with officials such as Pang Dai, the governor of Jiangxia. He had long intended to implement the policy of equal fields and was planning to start with Jiangxia. This matter was of great importance; since Yu Chenshui had returned, he had been busy with it at the Jiangxia office, squeezing time to inquire about the emperor’s daily life.

 

　　Jiang Dehai arrived at the Jiangxia office but couldn’t see him. Instead, he was stopped by Fu Zi, “The Prime Minister is discussing politics with Jiangxia officials. What is it, Jiang Gonggong?”

 

　　Jiang Dehai said, “This old slave is here to find the Prime Minister, naturally for His Majesty’s affairs. Please inform the Prime Minister.”

 

　　Fu Zi didn’t hesitate further, “Please wait, Gonggong.”

 

　　Fu Zi quickly returned before Jiang Dehai could react, “Gonggong, the Prime Minister invites you in.”

 

　　”Oh, thank you, sir.”

 

　　Jiang Dehai walked into the hall. Xiao Shiqing sat at the head of the case, with other Jiangxia officials standing on both sides, resembling a small court. Everyone’s eyes were focused on Jiang Dehai, using a phrase the Emperor had used, he looked… quite awkward.

 

　　Xiao Shiqing asked, “What does His Majesty need?”

 

　　”Returning to the Prime Minister, His Majesty…” Jiang Dehai didn’t know how to start. Was he supposed to tell the truth in front of so many officials, saying that His Majesty was in a bad mood and that as the other father of the Dragon Egg, the Prime Minister should hurry back and soothe him?

 

　　Seeing Jiang Dehai’s difficulty, Xiao Shiqing raised his hand to let the others withdraw. When only they were in the hall, he asked, “Is he uncomfortable?”

 

　　”Cheng Taiyi just took His Majesty’s pulse. His Majesty and the little princess are both very good, but…”

 

Xiao Shiqing encountered a rare dilemma, “Who dared to provoke the Emperor?”

 

Jiang Dehai hesitated, “Prime Minister, this old servant has something to say, but I’m not sure if I should.”

 

Xiao Shiqing glanced at him, “Speak.”

 

“When Prime Minister goes to appease the Emperor later, could you, um… lower yourself a bit? After all, the Emperor is the Emperor,” Jiang Dehai carefully chose his words.

 

Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow, “Are you saying that I appear aloof in his presence?”

 

Jiang Dehai cautiously replied, “This servant dare not speculate. It’s just that the Emperor has a good temper and a soft nature, often lacking in imperial demeanor. Whereas you, Prime Minister, are accustomed to being in control, and the Emperor, in general, is somewhat afraid of you.”

 

Xiao Shiqing narrowed his eyes.

 

Jiang Dehai couldn’t help but sigh. Seeing Prime Minister like this, it seemed he wasn’t one to coax others. He doubted if Xiao Prime Minister had ever coaxed anyone in his life, and no one dared to ask him to.

 

Suddenly, Xiao Shiqing said, “Bingfen.”

 

“What?”

 

“He loves the bingfen from Jiangxia.”

 

Jiang Dehai remarked, “Is there anything the Emperor doesn’t like to eat? He seems to enjoy everything.”

 

Xiao Shiqing called for Fu Zi, “Go buy two servings of bingfen from that vendor we went to last time.”

 

When Xiao Shiqing returned to the palace, it was already completely dark. He asked the young attendant at the door, “Did the Emperor eat well today?”

 

The attendant replied, “Yes, he finished everything.”

 

Xiao Shiqing felt slightly relieved; at least the Emperor wasn’t in a state where he couldn’t eat.

 

He pushed open the door and entered, finding only a single lamp lit inside. Zhao Qi was curled up in bed, facing away from him, motionless as if asleep.

 

He sat down beside the bed, smoothing out Zhao Qi’s scattered hair, thinking about what Jiang Dehai had said in the carriage.

 

The little Emperor fears him.

 

This had always been what he hoped for in the past. The Emperor fearing him, respecting him, obeying his every word; it would save him a lot of effort and calculation. But at some point, he started to dread the idea that the Emperor might see fear in his eyes.

 

Xiao Shiqing’s hand reached out to Zhao Qi’s belly, intending to greet the little princess, but Zhao Qi suddenly stiffened. “Are you awake?”

 

Zhao Qi knew he couldn’t keep pretending, opening his eyes and sitting up. “No, I just woke up.”

 

In the dim light, Zhao Qi’s face was pale, with slightly moistened eyes.

 

“Are you crying?” Xiao Shiqing asked.

 

“No, just tired,” Zhao Qi murmured, eyes downcast. “I want to sleep.”

 

Xiao Shiqing remained silent for a moment. “I’ll stay with you.”

 

Zhao Qi slowly raised his head, looking at Xiao Shiqing with a strange smile. “Does the Prime Minister take me for someone he can pamper, to sleep when he wants, and leave when he wishes?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes deepened, silently listening to him.

 

“You’d better understand, no matter what, I am the sovereign, and you are the subject.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said softly, “I understand very well.”

 

“I don’t believe you,” Zhao Qi said with red eyes. “If you really understood, why would you treat me like this? What exactly do you see me as?”

 

“It’s because of me,” Xiao Shiqing said, staring at Zhao Qi. “Is that right?”

 

Zhao Qi turned away, pointing to the door. “I don’t want to see you. Leave.”

 

“If you ask what I see you as,” Xiao Shiqing said softly, “I’ve never seen you as an Emperor.”

 

“Heh, I knew I wasn’t wrong.”

 

“You’re the most dazzling treasure in the world,” Xiao Shiqing’s gaze and voice softened, unlike his usual self even in tone and choice of words. “I like you very much, and I want you very much, and I’m going to get it.”

 

Zhao Qi was stunned for a moment and said with a heartless tone, “It’s a treasure, not a baby. So you think I’m just a plaything.”

 

Xiao Shiqing was quite helpless, “…I’m not.”

 

“You can pull it down.”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, “All the things I said you believe, but this one sentence, you don’t believe.”

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What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 72 – I am angry. 

 

　After opening his eyes, Zhao Qi was stunned for a long time before he remembered where he was.

 

　Though it was summer, there was still a chill in the village’s early morning, though the bed was warm. Zhao Qi stiffly turned his head to look at the pillow—good, no one was there, it seems everything that happened last night was just a dream.

 

　… Yeah, right.

 

　This time he wasn’t drugged, nor was he drunk. He remembered every detail of last night clearly, remembered Xiao Shiqing’s hand from slightly cool to warm, remembered himself trembling in his arms endlessly, desperately holding back from making any sound, even remembering how he… lost control.

 

　Covering his face with the blanket, Zhao Qi felt like his world view had been turned upside down. He had little education, but which boy would lose control like that? This isn’t logical!

 

　At this moment, the dragon egg in his belly kicked under his skin, reminding Zhao Qi completely shriveled.

 

　Alright, if even men can get pregnant and have children, then what’s the point of talking about logic?

 

　Fortunately, Xiao Shiqing didn’t go all the way, leaving him a shred of dignity as a straight man (?).

 

　”Awake?”

 

Upon hearing that voice, Zhao Qi buried his face deeper into the bedding. “Hmm.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “It’s time to eat.”

 

Zhao Qi remained silent.

 

Xiao Shiqing walked to the bedside and pulled away the blanket from his hand. “You’ll suffocate yourself like this.”

 

Zhao Qi lifted his head, meeting Xiao Shiqing’s deep gaze briefly before quickly looking away. “I’m not hungry.”

 

Xiao Shiqing insisted, “Even if you’re not hungry, you still need to eat.”

 

“I don’t want to get up.”

 

Xiao Shiqing didn’t force him further. He brought over a bowl of finely cooked millet porridge, took a sip himself, then offered it near Zhao Qi’s mouth. “Here.”

 

Zhao Qi pushed Xiao Shiqing’s hand away. “I said I don’t want to.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes narrowed slightly, tension growing between them. “What’s wrong with you?”

 

“You…” Zhao Qi blushed, “You know someone can hear us next door, yet you still insist.”

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled. “Insist? Your Majesty seemed quite satisfied in my hands last night.”

 

“I was not comfortable at all!” Zhao Qi’s words were half-hearted; he did enjoy it, but this semi-coerced intimacy hurt his pride. Especially when Xiao Shiqing teased him so elegantly while he was completely undressed, whispering suggestive words that made him blush, and forcing him to look at those moist fingers… It was both embarrassing and strangely enjoyable, making resistance seem like playful foreplay.

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled faintly, and Zhao Qi, thinking he might get angry, cautiously retreated under the covers. Unexpectedly, Xiao Shiqing chuckled again. “The first time serving someone is inevitably awkward. Practice will make it better. Next time, I’ll ensure Your Majesty’s comfort.”

 

Zhao Qi exclaimed, “Next time?”

 

“For the ease of your future pregnancies, we should make this a regular occurrence.” Xiao Shiqing considered. “How about every three days?”

 

Zhao Qi shook his head vehemently. “No, I refuse!”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s tone softened, with a hint of coaxing. “Please, Your Majesty, it’s for your own good.”

 

“Do you call this good?”

 

After getting up, Zhao Qi wore a stern expression, especially towards Cheng Boyan, whom he looked at as if he had betrayed him.

 

“Why did you tell the Prime Minister about the midwifery?”

 

Cheng Boyan sighed bitterly. “The Prime Minister personally asked me, and I couldn’t lie.”

 

Zhao Qi was cold and ruthless. “You’ll lose your salary.”

 

The attendants and villagers accompanying them worked tirelessly for a day and night, finally clearing the road out of the village. Zhao Qi and his entourage, along with the recruited Yu Chenshui, began their journey back.

 

Throughout the journey, He Changzhou had been looking for an opportunity to speak with Zhao Qi. However, he was effectively “confined” by Xiao Shiqing, who stuck close by his side. Whenever He Changzhou approached Zhao Qi, Xiao Shiqing’s attendant would remind him aloud, “General, please don’t trouble my master.”

 

He Changzhou looked at Zhao Qi’s carriage from a distance, his expression deeply conflicted. Zhao Qiao yawned, riding up from behind. “General He, did you sleep well last night?”

 

He Changzhou glanced at him and asked back, “Did you sleep well?”

 

“Quite well.”

 

“Did you hear any noises?”

 

“Noises?” Zhao Qiao looked puzzled. “What noises?”

 

He Changzhou pursed his lips. “Nothing.” His hearing was superior to most; if Zhao Qiao hadn’t heard anything, he certainly had.

 

He heard indistinct voices, deliberately lowered, likely engaged in conversation. Even though he couldn’t make out the words, the mystery tortured him deeply. He couldn’t help but wonder what those two were doing, his heart feeling like it was being cut with a knife.

 

In truth, they had already done something long ago, He Changzhou thought wryly. The child in the emperor’s belly was the best proof.

 

Upon returning to Jiangxia, Yu Chenshui immediately took up his duties without rest, managing all water affairs along both banks of the Huai River. Thus, Zhao Qi’s southern inspection tour came to a close.

 

The day before leaving for the capital, Zhao Qi lounged in his mansion, boredly watching Jiang Dehai and Xiao Jinzi tidying up. He extended his hand, asking Cheng Boyan to check his pulse.

 

Since returning from the village, Zhao Qi had become withdrawn, speaking less than usual and lacking in spirits. Jiang, Jin, and Cheng, the trio, observed with concern and inquired about his condition. Zhao Qi only gave them a melancholic glance, saying, “It’s nothing. I’m just being melodramatic. Don’t worry about me.”

 

The three exchanged looks.

 

Zhao Qi did feel strangely melodramatic. Wasn’t it just a bit of assistance during childbirth? Why was he feeling so down about it? And he admitted, being assisted during childbirth was quite enjoyable.

 

Could it be that he was really… leaning that way?

 

After Cheng Boyan checked his pulse, he said, “Your Majesty and the dragon egg are both doing well. The fetal position is normal, though the dragon egg is a bit large. Please, Your Majesty, restrain your diet and move around more in your daily life.”

 

Zhao Qi absentmindedly agreed.

 

Beside him, Meichuan added, “There’s no need to worry even if the fetus is large. As long as Your Majesty uses my Warm Jade technique to clear the birth canal…”

 

Zhao Qi’s eye twitched. “Shut up.”

 

Not only did Meichuan not shut up, but he also retorted, “If Your Majesty doesn’t trust me, why bring me here from afar?”

 

“Enough…” Zhao Qi sighed and waved his hand. “You all may leave.”

 

The group exchanged glances before withdrawing together.

 

Xiao Jinzi was puzzled. “What’s wrong with His Majesty?”

 

Jiang Dehai looked worried. “I’ve served His Majesty for over a decade, and I’ve never seen him so burdened.”

 

Xiao Jinzi agreed, “Yes, in the past, whatever His Majesty thought was written all over his face.”

 

Meichuan shrugged. “Pregnant spouses and pregnant women are alike—easily irritable and anxious. It’s a common condition. Comfort them a bit, go along with them, and they’ll be fine.”

 

Xiao Jinzi sighed helplessly. “But we’ve comforted him, gone along with him, and His Majesty’s still not in a good mood.”

 

“What use is our comforting?” Cheng Boyan said. “We need the other father of the dragon egg to comfort him.”

 

They all suddenly realized.

 

Jiang Dehai, determined to serve his master, declared, “I’ll go invite the Prime Minister!”

 

As Jiang Dehai left, Li Chisu arrived, requesting an audience with His Majesty.

 

　Xiao Jinzi tactfully said, “Your Majesty is not in a good mood right now. Prince, please come back another day.”

 

　　”Another day?” Li Chisu chuckled, “Tomorrow, Your Majesty will return to the capital. There won’t be another day. Inform His Majesty for me, say… this might be our last meeting in years.”

 

　　Xiao Jinzi could only reply, “Please wait a moment, Your Highness.”

 

　　Shortly after, Xiao Jinzi emerged from the room. “Your Highness, His Majesty said for you to scram… quickly return to your fief in the south and behave yourself. No need to come to the capital for duty on festive occasions anymore.”

 

　　Li Chisu sighed bitterly, “He won’t even see me for the last time. His Majesty truly dislikes me.” He paused, handing his folding fan to Xiao Jinzi. “Take this and give it to His Majesty.”

 

　　”This…”

 

　　”Tell His Majesty, ‘I look forward to meeting him again in the future.'”

 

　　Taking the fan, Xiao Jinzi went back inside to convey the message. Zhao Qi, without even glancing, casually replied, “Got it.”

 

　　”What about this fan…”

 

　　”It’s probably valuable. Take it back to the palace and store it in the treasury.”

 

　　Xiao Jinzi nodded obediently. “Your Majesty, it’s time for dinner. Shall I fetch the meal?”

 

　　No matter how frustrated, one must eat. Zhao Qi nodded. “Yes.”

 

　　The eunuch brought the meal and placed it on the table. Zhao Qi glanced at it, unsatisfied. “Why is there so little? Not even enough to fill a gap in my teeth.”

 

　　Xiao Jinzi explained, “Your Majesty, this is the portion prescribed by Physician Cheng.”

 

　　Zhao Qi’s already bad mood worsened. He picked up his chopsticks. “The mortal world is not worth it.”

 

　　Suddenly, the eunuch spoke up, “Shall I bring something delicious for Your Majesty?”

 

　　The familiar voice startled Zhao Qi so much that he dropped his chopsticks. He stared at the eunuch, testingly saying, “Changzhou?”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou raised his head and smiled at him. “Your Majesty.”

 

　　Zhao Qi scrutinized the young man before him. “Why are you dressed like this?”

 

　　”I have to, to get close to Your Majesty,” He Qi Changzhou said, “I’ve been confined by the Prime Minister.”

 

　　No wonder he hadn’t seen He Qi Changzhou around him recently.

 

　　Xiao Jinzi tactfully interjected, “I’ll guard the door for Your Majesty.”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou smiled faintly, kneeling on one knee and looking up at Zhao Qi. “Is Your Majesty angry with me?”

 

　　Zhao Qi remained impassive. “Not particularly.”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou’s eyes lit up. “Really?”

 

　　”Anyway, I’m numb to it.”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou hesitated, feeling guilty. “I’m sorry, Your Majesty. It’s my fault.”

 

　　Zhao Qi mocked, “You’re not wrong. How could you be wrong? It’s all my fault.”

 

　　”???” Wait… buddy, you’re even more straightforward than me. Are you sure you’re not the one with a secret passion?

 

　　Zhao Qi chuckled in annoyance, “Let’s just be polite, shall we? Are you serious?”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou was confused. “So whose fault is it in the end?”

 

　　Zhao Qi took a deep breath. “What do you want? If there’s something, report it; if there’s nothing, withdraw.”

 

　　”I want to explain to Your Majesty.”

 

　　”You explain, I’ll listen.”

 

　　”I actually don’t know how to explain,” He Qi Changzhou pondered, “It was as if I was possessed. When I saw Your Majesty, I couldn’t help myself…”

 

　　”Am I that charming?”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou shook his head, “Not just because of Your Majesty. I… I did it intentionally for the Prime Minister to see.”

 

　　”Huh?” This answer caught Zhao Qi off guard. “Why?”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou chuckled softly, “I just wanted him to taste that feeling.”

 

　　Zhao Qi was bewildered, suddenly feeling a bit estranged from the He Qi Changzhou before him.

 

　　”I couldn’t restrain my feelings for Your Majesty, but I also used Your Majesty to provoke the Prime Minister, to avenge the past.” He Qi Changzhou’s clear eyes met Zhao Qi’s, “Your Majesty, am I a bad person?”

 

　　Zhao Qi seized on the main point, “What past grievances do you have with him?”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou hesitated, unsure whether to speak. “He… “

 

　　Zhao Qi urged, “What’s wrong with him?”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou looked away, “It’s nothing.”

 

　　”I hate people who only speak half-heartedly,” Zhao Qi said impatiently, “Either don’t say it, or finish your words—do you want me to dislike you?”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou would rather die on the battlefield than be disliked by the person he liked. He said solemnly, “He once mocked Your Majesty in front of me and others.”

 

　　Zhao Qi was puzzled, “When did this happen? Why don’t I remember anything?”

 

　　”When Your Majesty was drunk in the palace.”

 

　　”Who else was there?”

 

　　He Qi Changzhou recalled, “Xiao Jinzi and Grand Secretary Jiang.”

 

　　Oh, they were the two people he trusted most. They all knew about it, but none of them had told him.

 

　　Seeing Zhao Qi’s expression not quite right, He Qi Changzhou raised his hand, wanting to touch Zhao Qi’s face. But when he was about to touch him, he stopped. “Your Majesty?”

 

　　Zhao Qi blinked, “I’m fine.”

 

　　”You don’t seem fine, Your Majesty.”

 

　　Zhao Qi forced a smile, “Well, I’m indeed… a little angry.”

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

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What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 71 – I was assisted in childbirth. 

 

He Changzhou’s body temperature was slightly high, and his lips were warm when touched, carrying a faint familiar scent of grass.

 

Zhao Qi was dumbfounded after He Changzhou kissed him. It’s not that he felt nothing at all, but he was more weary and resigned. As for the heart racing, shortness of breath, and sweaty palms that kissing could supposedly bring, sorry, none of that happened.

 

So, his understanding of He Changzhou was not wrong. Although it sounded a bit naive to say so, He Changzhou was a good person; Zhao Qi only saw him as a brother.

 

Coming back to his senses, Zhao Qi tried to push He Changzhou away. However, He Changzhou held onto his waist tightly and whispered, “Don’t move.” And then kissed him again.

 

“Hey—” Suddenly, the dragon egg in Zhao Qi’s belly kicked him. Zhao Qi’s body softened immediately, afraid to struggle. But he tightly pursed his lips, not giving He Changzhou any room to advance.

 

At that moment, Xiao Shiqing’s voice came from outside the door: “Has the Emperor gone to sleep?”

 

“He has.”

 

Zhao Qi widened his eyes abruptly—if Xiao Shiqing saw this scene, he would definitely be in trouble. As for what kind of trouble, he refused to think about it.

 

Hearing Xiao Shiqing’s voice, He Changzhou hesitated for a moment. A vengeful smile tugged at the corners of his mouth. His distraction gave Zhao Qi the chance to break free. Ignoring the dragon egg stirring in his belly, Zhao Qi turned his face away and kneed He Changzhou in the abdomen, panting lightly, “He Changzhou, are you insane? I don’t like this!”

 

He Changzhou grabbed Zhao Qi’s leg, looking at him with faint annoyance and disgust, suddenly regretting it. Just a few hours ago, he had told Li Chisu that he wouldn’t force the Emperor, nor would he allow anyone else to. Yet now, he was the one doing the forcing.

 

“Your Majesty,” He Changzhou’s voice was hoarse. He covered Zhao Qi’s eyes with his hand. “Don’t look at me like that, I…”

 

Before he could finish his sentence, the door opened.

 

The moonlight tonight was bright. Although there were no lights on in the room, the moonlight illuminated everything clearly enough for Xiao Shiqing to see inside.

 

In that instant, the air seemed to freeze.

 

Xiao Shiqing stood in the shadow of the moonlight, his ink-black eyebrows and sharp features still as handsome as ever. He appeared composed, but only he knew that his chest was almost bursting with anger.

 

Zhao Qi sat back on the bed, looking at him in bewilderment, silently calling out, “Brother…”

 

He Changzhou stood up, blocking Zhao Qi in front of him. “I came to find His Majesty; it has nothing to do with His Majesty.”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at them, silent. His silence was like a sharpening knife, torturing Zhao Qi incessantly. Finally, he spoke. His voice was as cold as ice, “Guards.”

 

Fu Zi immediately appeared. “Prime Minister.”

 

“He Changzhou has disturbed the Emperor late at night. Take him away and deal with it tomorrow.”

 

Fu Zi hesitated, “Take away? But…”

 

He Changzhou suppressed his anger. “No need to bother; I’ll leave on my own. But I want to ask the Prime Minister, what will you do to the Emperor after I leave?”

 

“I will do to him what?” Xiao Shiqing smiled, a smile full of hostility. “I will hold him, kiss him, and even enter him, let him bear my child again—does that satisfy you, General He?”

 

Zhao Qi’s body trembled. Was Xiao Shiqing serious? That ‘enter’—did it mean what he thought it did…

 

Nonsense, it couldn’t mean getting pregnant again!

 

He Changzhou’s chest heaved violently. “On what grounds?”

 

“On,” Xiao Shiqing said each word slowly, “he belongs to me.”

 

He Changzhou took a deep breath, sneering, “I’m afraid only the Prime Minister thinks so.”

 

Xiao Shiqing glanced at Zhao Qi. “He will tell you himself, rest assured.” Xiao Shiqing was impatient with Fu Zi and turned slightly, “Still stunned?”

 

Fu Zi had to come forward, whispering, “General He, please leave.”

 

He Changzhou didn’t move. He turned back to look at Zhao Qi. “Your Majesty.”

 

“…Hmm?”

 

“Do you want me to go?” He Changzhou’s eyes were bright, filled with an unmistakable hope he couldn’t hide. “I just need one word from you. Even if the entire Heavenly Machine Battalion comes to take me away, I will fight to stay by your side—to have just one word from you.”

 

“Your Majesty…” Zhao Qi glanced at Xiao Shiqing discreetly, gauging his expression. He was certain that if he said “no,” he would truly face being entered. He cleared his throat and calmly said, “You should leave first.”

 

The light in He Changzhou’s eyes dimmed suddenly. His sword was eager for action, but Zhao Qi didn’t need him to risk his life. Even if he won, what would it mean?

 

His tightly clenched fist suddenly relaxed. He Changzhou lowered his head and walked straight towards the door. Fu Zi sighed with relief and followed behind him.

 

As they passed by Xiao Shiqing, Fu Zi heard him say, “Lock him up next door.”

 

Fu Zi said, “But Zhao Fourth Young Master is also there.”

 

“It doesn’t matter.”

 

Fu Zi was slightly surprised but dared not ask further. “I will obey your orders.”

 

After Fu Zi left and closed the door with a creak, the room fell completely silent. Zhao Qi could even hear his own breathing.

 

He couldn’t stand this silence. In a volume enough for Xiao Shiqing to hear, he called out, “Brother.”

 

Xiao Shiqing approached step by step, silently reaching out and lifting Zhao Qi’s chin, his eyes deep as a pool. “Where did he touch you?”

 

Zhao Qi held his breath. “N-nowhere.”

 

　”No?” Xiao Shiqing chuckled softly. “Don’t lie, Qi’er.”

 

　Xiao Shiqing’s voice was gentle, so gentle that it gave Zhao Qi a sense of illusion—he wasn’t angry at all.

 

　Under Xiao Shiqing’s coaxing, Zhao Qi unconsciously spoke up, “We just hugged.”

 

　Xiao Shiqing’s fingertip traced Zhao Qi’s cheek, his voice deep, “And then?”

 

　Zhao Qi murmured softly, “And then, he kissed me.”

 

　Xiao Shiqing’s eyes sharpened, a burst of killing intent making Zhao Qi hastily explain, “But I kept my mouth tightly closed, so…”

 

　Xiao Shiqing didn’t respond. Instead, his hand moved to Zhao Qi’s collar, roughly tearing open his clothes.

 

　Anxiously, Zhao Qi grabbed his hand. “What are you doing, brother?”

 

　”Don’t be afraid,” Xiao Shiqing’s voice remained low and gentle. “Just checking.”

 

　In the heat of summer, Zhao Qi wore only thin sleepwear, easily removed by Xiao Shiqing. Feeling exposed, Zhao Qi couldn’t bear it any longer, pushing back, “Stop…”

 

　Xiao Shiqing paused, his movements meticulous as he examined his prey.

 

　The young emperor’s upper body was bare, his loose clothing hanging around his waist, hidden under the blanket below his waist. His shoulders, collarbones, and arms were not as robust as an adult man’s nor as delicate as a woman’s, balanced delicately between the two, perfectly harmonious.

 

　With such a seemingly frail body, a slight curve adorned his slightly protruding abdomen. Just the thought of what lay beneath caused Xiao Shiqing’s long-restrained breath to falter.

 

　”Have you decided, Your Majesty,” Xiao Shiqing suddenly spoke, “whether to bear our child?”

 

　Zhao Qi’s throat tightened, uncertainly, “Not yet, can brother give me more time?”

 

　”Of course,” Xiao Shiqing smirked, “you can take your time. Five months to give me an answer.”

 

　”… Five months later, the child would already be born, what’s there to consider.”

 

　Xiao Shiqing’s fingertip touched Zhao Qi’s belly, light as a feather, teasing and entwining, his tone nonchalant, “Today I heard a funny story from Cheng Bo.”

 

　Zhao Qi’s heart trembled from Xiao Shiqing’s teasing tone, “What funny story?”

 

　”He said, if the Emperor’s dragon seed is too large, without some intervention, there might be complications in childbirth.”

 

　Zhao Qi’s ears instantly turned hot, inwardly cursing Cheng Bo for being too talkative. “Brother, don’t worry, I’ll walk more…”

 

　”Not about that,” Xiao Shiqing’s hand slipped quietly under the blanket, “another method. Does the Emperor know what it is?”

 

　Feeling the cold touch on his thigh, Zhao Qi shivered, his mind in chaos. “I-I don’t know.”

 

　”Not knowing is fine,” Xiao Shiqing whispered in Zhao Qi’s ear, “as long as I know.”

 

　Struggling to stay awake, Zhao Qi tried to push Xiao Shiqing’s hand away, but his body was limp, unable to muster any strength, torn between resistance and yielding.

 

　Xiao Shiqing leaned over, pinning Zhao Qi’s hand beneath him. Looking down at him, he smiled, “Speaking of which, General He and Zhao Qiao are sleeping next door.”

 

　Zhao Qi: “!!!”

 

　As if on cue, Zhao Qiao’s voice drifted through the thin wall into Zhao Qi’s ears.

 

　”General He? Where have you been so late?”

 

　Though General He didn’t reply, Zhao Qi knew they were separated only by a wall, their beds against the same wall. Realizing this, Zhao Qi unconsciously held his breath, not daring to speak, merely looking at Xiao Shiqing, who lay on top of him, silently accusing him with his eyes.

 

　Xiao Shiqing carefully avoided pressing on Zhao Qi’s belly, his movements gentle, intoxicating, his words teasing but malicious, “So Your Majesty, don’t cry out too loud later, or they’ll hear.”

 

　Zhao Qi’s breath caught, his eyes filled with resentment.

 

　Xiao Shiqing smirked, “Or should we let them hear?”

 

　”Xiao Shiqing!” Zhao Qi said in a hushed voice, “Don’t go too far!”

 

　”Too far?” Xiao Shiqing chuckled, lowering his voice, “What have I done that would make Your Majesty say I’ve gone too far?”

 

　Unable to argue with him, Zhao Qi simply closed his eyes and bit his lip, ignoring him.

 

　Xiao Shiqing admired the emperor’s restrained appearance, teasing, “Why does Your Majesty look so worn out before we even start playing?”

 

　Frowning, Zhao Qi trembled slightly in Xiao Shiqing’s embrace.

 

　”There’s one thing, I wonder if Your Majesty knows,” Xiao Shiqing’s slender hand reached a place Zhao Qi found hard to describe, “Here, there’s a small stream flowing.”

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

If you like my translations, feel free to donate to my ko-fi!

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If you like cats, check out Revenge of the Garfield

If you like dragons, check out I’m Pregnant with the Hope of the Entire Planet and The Dragon and the ‘Princess’

How about some mystery or showbiz? Check out Morbid Addiction & Perfection

What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 70 – I seem to have come to my senses a little. 

When these words were spoken, Xiao Shiqing, He Changzhou, Li Chisu, and Zhao Qiao’s eyes all unconsciously gathered on Zhao Qi. Zhao Qi felt like they were four pieces of name-tagged green tiles, waiting for him to pick one for the night.

 

To be frank, if he were to pick, he would definitely choose Xiao Shiqing. They’ve slept together so many times, even have children together, so what’s one or two more times? But this isn’t the palace; there are so many pairs of eyes watching. He couldn’t just openly declare, “I want to sleep with the Prime Minister bro.”

 

Zhao Qi roared inwardly and decided to use an emperor’s commonly used superior method to escape this predicament — the art of procrastination.

 

“It’s not yet dark, we can discuss this later,” Zhao Qi said, “Fu Zi, go to the villagers’ homes and see if there are any spare rooms available, money is not an issue.” Though their group traveled lightly, as the emperor in disguise, they were accompanied by several skilled guards. Fortunately, these guards would rotate night duty, so staying up all night was not a problem.

 

Next, everyone divided tasks and worked together. Inside the house, Xiao Shiqing and Yu Chenshui were having a conversation; strong guards went to the village entrance to clear the way with the villagers; Cheng Boyan bought some ingredients from nearby farmers and busied himself in the dilapidated kitchen; He Changzhou and Zhao Qiao, under Zhao Qi’s command, skewered and roasted three of the fattest chickens on “Frost’s Sorrow,” while Li Chisu stood nearby, smiling as he fanned himself.

 

Halfway through the roasting, Zhao Qi felt the fire was too weak and turned his attention to Li Chisu, “Prince Zhaonan, may I borrow your fan to control the fire?”

 

Li Chisu was momentarily stunned, then chuckled, “Your Majesty, this folding fan was bestowed upon my late father by the former emperor, adorned with paintings by renowned artists of the previous dynasty…”

 

Zhao Qi interrupted him, “Alright, I know you don’t want to lend it.”

 

“Lend it, of course.” Li Chisu put away the fan and handed it to Zhao Qi, “I’ll give you anything you want.”

 

Not wanting to misuse something precious, Zhao Qi said, “No need, since it’s a treasure, you better keep it safe.”

 

Li Chisu said, “Consider it my apology to Your Majesty?”

 

“Apology?”

 

Li Chisu smiled, “Your Majesty is indeed magnanimous, not holding past grievances against me.”

 

Zhao Qi was awakened. Amidst dealing with Xiao Shiqing being the biological father of Long Dan’s egg, he had forgotten to settle scores with Li Chisu, unexpectedly, this fellow had come forward voluntarily.

 

“Grievances? How could I not hold them against you?” Zhao Qi exclaimed angrily, “You’ve committed the crime of deceiving your ruler; it wouldn’t be excessive for Us to take your head!”

 

Li Chisu continued to smile, “Alright, I’ll wait for Your Majesty to take my head.”

 

“You are truly… hopeless.”

 

Since the founding of the Great Jing Dynasty, the southern twelve counties have been under the control of the Li family. Li Chisu commanded tens of thousands of soldiers, and the civil and military officials in the southern provinces were loyal to him. If Li Chisu were truly killed, unrest would rise again before the northern border was pacified, and using Zhao Qi’s feeble political acumen would be more costly than it was worth. Li Chisu understood this, which was why he behaved so recklessly.

 

“I’ve changed my mind, I don’t want your life.”

 

“Then what does Your Majesty want?”

 

“I want…” Zhao Qi deliberately paused, attempting to imitate Xiao Shiqing’s casual and inscrutable tone, “I want your… throne.”

 

Li Chisu’s pupils suddenly contracted, quickly returning to normal. “Your Majesty is serious?”

 

Zhao Qi countered, “Prince Zhaonan just said he would give Us anything We want.” He shook his head, sighing, “Men’s mouths, tricking ghosts.”

 

The curvature of Li Chisu’s lips was subtle, “Regardless, I am Your Majesty’s subject. If Your Majesty wants my throne, I will naturally surrender it with both hands. However, after the feudal reduction, I probably cannot remain in the southern province. Would Your Majesty be willing to grant me a house in the capital city to avoid being homeless?”

 

Zhao Qi scoffed, “Houses in the capital are very expensive.”

 

Li Chisu thought for a moment, “I can just move into the palace directly; isn’t half of Your Majesty’s harem still empty?”

 

“Even if it’s empty, We won’t let you live there.”

 

Li Chisu chuckled without a word, and the topic of reducing the feudal system ended there.

 

The chicken was almost done roasting. He Changzhou cut a small piece with a dagger and offered it to Zhao Qi’s lips, “Your Majesty?”

 

Zhao Qi took a bite directly, thoroughly satisfied, “Delicious! Share it with everyone—has the Prime Minister finished talking with Yu Chenshui? We’ll go see and ask him to join for chicken.”

 

Before He Changzhou could feed him a second bite, Zhao Qi had already left.

 

Li Chisu walked up beside him, watching Zhao Qi’s back with him, whispering softly, “Your Majesty relies heavily on the Prime Minister.”

 

He Changzhou responded with a grunt.

 

“In other words, Your Majesty can’t do without the Prime Minister, and the Prime Minister protects Your Majesty everywhere. In the long run, it’s only a matter of time before Your Majesty falls for the Prime Minister. Look, the first thing on his mind when there’s something good to eat is the Prime Minister.”

 

He Changzhou’s gaze hardened, “No.”

 

“Oh?”

 

“He said he only likes women.”

 

Li Chisu shook his head and smiled lightly, “So General He Changzhou gave up for this reason? He carries another man’s child in his belly; do you think he can still like women?”

 

He Changzhou’s cold eyes swept over, “Regardless, I won’t force him—I won’t let anyone force him.”

 

Innocently, Li Chisu said, “Why do you keep targeting me? You’ve seen it too. In His Majesty’s heart, I’m probably less important than the eunuch waiting by his side. If you want to win over His Majesty, the biggest obstacle isn’t me, but—” Li Chisu stopped abruptly and looked towards the house.

 

He Changzhou furrowed his brow, “Is Prince Wang idle?”

 

Li Chisu: “…”

 

“If so, finish roasting the remaining chicken.”

 

Zhao Qi arrived at the door. There was no soundproofing in the thatched roof house, so Xiao Shiqing and Yu Chenshui’s conversation could be clearly heard.

 

“Yu Chenshui, I really want to kill you.”

 

Yu Chenshui sneered, “Just because I don’t want to be an official?”

 

“Your crime lies not in your actions but in your intentions,” Xiao Shiqing said, “You possess the talent to save the people, but you disdain the world, despise imperial power, and prefer to sit idle in the mountains rather than serve the court—why?”

 

Yu Chenshui seemed to be struck by his words, silent as a dead water pond.

 

Zhao Qi patted his belly and whispered, “Kid, remember this well: intelligence is inherited from your old man, not me. Don’t get that mixed up, okay?”

 

Xiao Shiqing continued, “I believe in your talent, and I believe you’ve had a plan for flood control long ago. But for the sake of your so-called pride, you’ve coldly watched millions in Jiangxia become homeless and destitute. Such ‘talent’ as yours might not even be worthy of serving the emperor.”

 

Zhao Qi scratched his nose, feeling that Xiao Shiqing was praising him a bit too highly. It sounded as if he were some eternal emperor or sage, when in reality, he was just a nobody.

 

Yu Chenshui erupted in silence, “Are you saying I won’t serve as a minister to that little emperor?”

 

Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow without saying a word.

 

Yu Chenshui took a deep breath, “Give me enough silver and people, and I’ll ensure peace along the Huai River for fifty… no, a hundred years.”

 

Zhao Qi was puzzled. Just like that? Just like that?? Yu Chenshui was convinced by this?

 

“The treasury has limited silver, I can’t let you have an endless supply. I want you to maintain peace along the Huai River for a hundred years with limited manpower and resources.”

 

Wow, isn’t he taking advantage of the situation? Yu Chenshui agreed?

 

Yu Chenshui gritted his teeth, “Alright, I accept.”

 

Zhao Qi: “…” Looks like he lost this round.

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded, “Good.”

 

Yu Chenshui turned away, “Prime Minister, aren’t you going to release me?”

 

Xiao Shiqing smiled, “You’ve offended the heavens, this is what you deserve.”

 

Yu Chenshui chuckled, “Prime Minister Xiao doesn’t kill, but your psychological attacks are indeed formidable. I admire that.”

 

Xiao Shiqing turned and left, seeing Zhao Qi standing by the door, he asked, “What?”

 

Zhao Qi smiled subtly, “Nothing. Brother, are you hungry? Want some chicken?”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes also carried a hint of amusement, “Sure.”

 

On the wooden table, besides He Changhai’s roasted chicken, there were dishes made by Cheng Boyan. Zhao Qi tasted them first and turned into a supportive fan, “Heavens, what earthly delicacy is this? It rivals the imperial kitchen’s chef! Boyan, being the imperial physician is risky. If you ever want to change careers, let me know and I’ll transfer you to the imperial kitchen!”

 

Cheng Boyan was overwhelmed by the praise, and somewhat shyly said, “It’s an honor that Your Majesty enjoys the dishes I make. However, Your Majesty must remember not to overeat, otherwise the fetus might become too large, which could be problematic during childbirth…”

 

Zhao Qi hurriedly interjected, “I know, I’ll only eat one bowl of rice, alright?”

 

Xiao Shiqing continued, “What happens if the fetus becomes too large?”

 

Zhao Qi panicked, “Ahhhh— Can’t we just eat peacefully without discussing such things!”

 

Xiao Shiqing glanced at Cheng Boyan, said no more, and casually picked up a dish with his chopsticks.

 

Zhao Qi breathed a sigh of relief as he found an extra chicken wing in his bowl, given to him by He Changhai.

 

“For the little princess,” He Changhai said.

 

Zhao Qi smiled at him, “Thank you.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “General He should eat his own.”

 

“He hasn’t said anything, so isn’t the prime minister too broad?” He Changhai didn’t want to be outdone.

 

Caught between the two, Zhao Qi managed to finish the meal with difficulty.

 

After dinner, it was almost dark. There was nothing much to do in such a place, so they could only wash up and sleep.

 

With the silver in place, many villagers were willing to give up their beds, and Fu Zi also brought new bedding. Yu Chenshui’s thatched hut had two rooms: one for Zhao Qi to sleep in, and the other taken by Zhao Qiao.

 

“My younger brother wants to be closer to His Majesty,” Zhao Qiao said affectionately. “Even if I can’t sleep next to His Majesty, sleeping next door is good enough.”

 

Zhao Qi was speechless. “What’s wrong with you?”

 

“I want to sleep in the same room as His Majesty,” He Changhai said bluntly. “This place is not like a palace or an inn. With so few people, to ensure His Majesty’s safety, I’ll stay up all night guarding.”

 

Xiao Shiqing said calmly, “You can guard at the door.”

 

“His Majesty wouldn’t let me guard outside all night,” He Changhai said to Zhao Qi. “Right?”

 

“I really wouldn’t.” Zhao Qi said, “So, you and Xiao Qiao sleep in the same room. If there’s any movement, you can come and help me at once.”

 

He Changhai: “…”

 

Zhao Qiao was stunned by the sudden “beautiful blessing,” and asked uncertainly, “Your Majesty, are you serious?”

 

Zhao Qi knew that he was easily tempted by beauties, so he warned, “It’s just sleeping, don’t read too much into it.”

 

Li Chisu asked, “Your Majesty, where should I sleep?”

 

Zhao Qi: “You ask me, who should I ask?”

 

Life is not easy, Li Chisu sighed softly, “Different people have different destinies.”

 

Zhao Qi did not say where Xiao Shiqing slept, and everyone tactfully did not ask.

 

After dark, Cheng Boyan prepared the bed for Zhao Qi and said, “Your Majesty, rest early.”

 

“Okay— Where is the Prime Minister?”

 

“The Prime Minister is discussing flood control matters with Yu Chenshui, so Your Majesty doesn’t need to wait for him.”

 

Zhao Qi coughed lightly, “I didn’t say I was waiting for him.”

 

After Zhao Qi fell asleep, Cheng Boyan blew out the candle and left. At the door, Fu Zi stopped him. “Master Cheng, the Prime Minister requests your presence.”

 

After running around all day, Zhao Qi was indeed a bit tired. Half asleep, he suddenly heard someone call him, “Your Majesty—”

 

Zhao Qi opened his eyes abruptly, and He Changhai’s handsome face was close above him, his starry eyes fixed on him without blinking.

 

Zhao Qi was startled, half sitting up, “What are you doing…!”

 

“Shh,” He Changhai’s fingers with calluses pressed against Zhao Qi’s lips, “I’m here to protect Your Majesty.”

 

“The experts from the Heavenly Mechanism Camp are at the door, why would you need to bother?” Zhao Qi said, “Hurry back to sleep.”

 

“If the experts from the Heavenly Mechanism Camp are so capable, how could they let me in?” He Changhai looked at Zhao Qi with a meaningful smile, “Isn’t that right, Your Majesty?”

 

“I appreciate your kindness, but I really don’t need it.” Zhao Qi yawned, “I’m so tired, I want to sleep, so please go back.”

 

He Changhai’s eyes gleamed brightly in the darkness. “Your Majesty seems so eager to chase me away. Are you worried that Prime Minister Xiao will arrive soon and you don’t want him to see us together?”

 

Zhao Qi was at a loss for words. It seemed like he really was thinking that…

 

He Changhai had trained in martial arts since childhood and had keen hearing. In this quiet night, he could detect footsteps from tens of meters away. He suddenly smiled, changing the subject, “Your Majesty, do you know, when I was still in the palace, Prime Minister Xiao taught me something very interesting. Shall I demonstrate it to you?”

 

Before Zhao Qi could react, He Changhai leaned over, as if to silence Zhao Qi’s lips.

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

If you like my translations, feel free to donate to my ko-fi!

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How about some mystery or showbiz? Check out Morbid Addiction & Perfection

What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 69 – Whose token should I turn over tonight? 

Xiao Shiqing said, “You’ve misunderstood. I didn’t intend to buy.”

 

That’s good then.

 

“But after returning to the palace, we can have the Tailor Bureau make one according to it.”

 

Zhao Qi: “……”

 

To prevent the little princess from being “harmed,” Zhao Qi quickly pulled Xiao Shiqing away.

 

Zhao Qi, with a normally pregnant belly of five months, walked and soon started sweating. Just as they passed a stall selling ice noodles, he generously bought a few bowls and treated Xiao Shiqing and Fu Zi who followed them to eat.

 

“Master, please wait. Let me try it first for you.”

 

Zhao Qi glanced at the bowl of ice powder in front of him. “Indeed, this ice powder is refreshing, cooling, and helps relieve heat. With the addition of brown sugar and sesame seeds, it’s sweet but not cloying. Truly essential for home and travel—a perfect treat that could silence any critic. Why don’t you try it for me?”

 

Fu Zi replied hesitantly, “I suddenly feel a bit melancholic, what’s going on?”

 

After confirming the ice powder was fine, Zhao Qi enthusiastically dug in.

 

Xiao Shiqing couldn’t indulge in such simple pleasures amidst the bustling streets like Zhao Qi did. Halfway through his meal, Zhao Qi noticed Xiao Shiqing hadn’t touched his bowl and asked, “Brother, not to your liking? Give me face and taste it, the flavor is quite good.”

 

“No need, I don’t like sweet things.”

 

“Let me feed you—”

 

They both spoke at the same time. Before the words could settle, Zhao Qi’s spoon was already at Xiao Shiqing’s lips.

 

Xiao Shiqing: “…”

 

This was awkward. Zhao Qi hesitated with the spoon in hand. “If you don’t like it, there’s no need to force yourself.”

 

Xiao Shiqing raised an eyebrow, grabbed Zhao Qi’s wrist, and with his hand guided the ice powder into his mouth. “It’s indeed sweet.”

 

“It’s a pity you don’t like it.” Zhao Qi smiled. “I hope Princess doesn’t take after you, life would be so much less enjoyable without a taste for sweets.”

 

“It’s not necessarily true.” Xiao Shiqing continued calmly, discussing state affairs with ministers just as he always did, “I have many other pleasures.”

 

“Such as?”

 

“Such as raising dragons, feeding dragons, or…” Xiao Shiqing’s tone remained unchanged, “sleeping on a dragon bed.”

 

Zhao Qi’s ears burned. “Anything else?”

 

“Not at the moment.” Xiao Shiqing glanced at his stomach. “But who knows what the future holds.”

 

Trembling slightly with the spoon in hand, Zhao Qi said seriously, “It sounds like all your pleasures involve me?”

 

Xiao Shiqing did not deny it.

 

“Then you better protect me,” Zhao Qi said earnestly. “Otherwise, without me, you’d be terribly bored.”

 

“Don’t worry, I won’t let myself get bored,” Xiao Shiqing said. “Nor will I be without you.”

 

Back at the inn, they were informed that the Prime Minister had sought the expertise of a scholar named Yu Chenshui from Jiangxia, who had returned from an outing late last night. Upon hearing this, Prince Zhaonan immediately set off for Wubang Mountain. Shortly after their departure, Zhao Qi and Xiao Shiqing returned.

 

Zhao Qi asked, “Brother, do you think Li Chisu can persuade this expert to come down from the mountain?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied, “Unlikely.”

 

“Oh? Are you sure?!”

 

“If Yu Chenshui wanted to descend, he would not have waited until now.”

 

“Then why did you let Li Chisu go for nothing?”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied calmly, “It’s better than him wandering around you.”

 

“… So the Prime Minister is settling personal scores.”

 

“And it might not be for nothing,” Xiao Shiqing pondered for a moment. “Tomorrow, I’ll personally visit Wubang Mountain.”

 

Zhao Qi said, “Then I…”

 

Xiao Shiqing didn’t let Zhao Qi finish his sentence. “No.”

 

“Why?”

 

“Firstly, the mountain roads are rugged; secondly, as the sovereign of a country, you should maintain the dignity of the emperor and need not personally show respect to scholars like this.”

 

“But since you’re going yourself, what’s the difference if I go?”

 

Zhao Qi was somewhat helpless. “But I know you won’t listen to me, so I’ll…”

 

“Rest well today,” Xiao Shiqing suddenly changed his tone. “I’ll take you tomorrow.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s unexpected compliance left Zhao Qi momentarily unsettled before he replied, “Oh…”

 

Deep in thought, Zhao Qi returned to his room. Seeing this, Jiang Dehai asked, “What’s wrong with His Majesty?”

 

Scratching his head, Zhao Qi said, “Is the Prime Minister under some kind of spell from his brother?”

 

The next day, Xiao Shiqing indeed took Zhao Qi in a carriage to Wubang Mountain on the outskirts of Jiangxia City, where it was said that Yu Chenshui lived in a village at the foot of the mountain. For this trip, Xiao Shiqing also brought Cheng Boyan along to ensure Zhao Qi’s comfort. Zhao Qi, in turn, brought He Changzhou and Zhao Qiao.

 

Facing Xiao Shiqing’s subtle gaze, He Changzhou explained, “The Prime Minister said the mountain roads are too rugged. In case Your Majesty gets tired, I can carry you.”

 

Zhao Qiao added, “And if Your Majesty gets bored, I can chat with you to pass the time.”

 

Zhao Qi shrugged. “They’re just idle. But it’s okay to bring them along, right?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “… As you wish.”

 

Cheng Boyan chuckled, “Your Majesty seems particularly keen on outings lately.”

 

“You were the one who told me to get out more,” Zhao Qi replied. He’d rather exhaust himself than try Mei Chuan’s suggested method.

 

“In that case, is Your Majesty planning to hatch dragon eggs?”

 

“Well…” Zhao Qi appeared pensive. “I haven’t decided yet.”

 

Cheng Boyan said, “…” Whatever His Majesty says goes.

 

The carriage stopped at a narrow wooden bridge. Unable to pass, everyone got out. Zhao Qi breathed in the fresh air and sighed, “Surrounded by green hills, flowing water, this place is truly suitable for seclusion.”

 

Zhao Qiao grinned, “Your Majesty, why the sudden jest with your humble subjects?”

 

Perplexed, Zhao Qi said, “Did I jest with you?”

 

“Didn’t Your Majesty just mention ‘flowing water’?”

 

Zhao Qi threatened, “Do you want a dunk in the water?” How could he have such a shameless brother?!

 

Everyone laughed at this, and Xiao Shiqing inexplicably glanced at Zhao Qi.

 

After a brief thought, He Changzhou said calmly, “I think I understand. Your Majesty, would you like me to explain it to you?”

 

With a straight face, Zhao Qi replied, “No thanks.”

 

They crossed the bridge on foot and walked through a dense forest until suddenly the scenery opened up.

 

The village had a secluded paradise-like atmosphere. Situated on higher ground, it had been spared from flooding, with spacious land and well-built houses. The villagers were self-sufficient, rarely visited by outsiders. Zhao Qi and his entourage attracted all eyes as soon as they arrived.

 

The white-haired old man asked, “Are you guests here to see Master Yu?”

 

Zhao Qiaoqi replied, “How did you know?”

 

The old man chuckled, “Yesterday, a remarkable young man came looking for him here. Master Yu’s thatched house is east of the village. You’ll find it when you go.”

 

Following the old man’s directions, they faintly smelled tea in the air. After a few more steps, they saw a thatched house that looked like it could collapse at any moment. Two people were sitting in front of the house, playing chess, with a kettle of tea brewing beside them. One was dressed in red, handsome and smiling without speaking, clearly Li Chisu; the other wore coarse linen clothes, looking around forty or fifty years old, with dark skin, not much different from ordinary villagers.

 

Seeing them, Li Chisu exclaimed in surprise, “Master has another distinguished guest.”

 

Yu Chenshui, focused on the chessboard, casually said, “How distinguished? More distinguished than you?”

 

“More than anyone.” Li Chisu placed down his chess piece, stood up and bowed, “I pay my respects…”

 

Xiao Shiqing didn’t want Zhao Qi’s identity exposed, warning Li Chisu with a glance. Li Chisu immediately understood, changing his address, “Prime Minister.”

 

“Hey, what are you doing?” Yu Chenshui seemed not to hear Li Chisu’s words, discontentedly saying, “Finish the game first!”

 

Zhao Qi sighed, “To see the emperor so calmly, he truly lives up to his reputation as a great man!”

 

Xiao Shiqing sneered, saying, “Take him down.”

 

Fu Zi responded, “Yes.”

 

Zhao Qi: “???” Wait, aren’t they supposed to recreate the story of Liu Bei’s three visits to the thatched cottage? The script seems off.

 

Fu Zi moved swiftly; in the blink of an eye, he tied Yu Chenshui securely. Yu Chenshui protested, “Let’s talk it out. Why tie me up? Chisu, what’s going on here?!”

 

Li Chisu said, “Prime Minister, Yu Chenshui often roams the mountains and means no offense. Please forgive him.”

 

Zhao Qi tugged at Xiao Shiqing’s sleeve sympathetically, saying, “Brother, weren’t we here to invite him down from the mountain?”

 

“To deal with such self-righteous people, what use is there?” Xiao Shiqing said, “The lord of Zhaonan was invited, did he agree?”

 

Yu Chenshui arrogantly said, “I am used to being a wanderer. Without a wise master, I won’t come down from the mountain. It’s useless to take my people!”

 

Zhao Qi and Zhao Qiaoqi exchanged a glance, silently communicating.

 

Zhao Qiaoqi: This person has a backbone throughout his life, just like the righteous and noble characters in the story!

 

Zhao Qi: I feel the same way! I must use my sense of righteousness and kindness to move him, to ask him to come down from the mountain and save the people of Jiangxia from fire and water!

 

Xiao Shiqing calmly said, “If you don’t come down, I’ll kill you.”

 

Everyone: …

 

Yu Chenshui was also stunned, “You…”

 

Xiao Shiqing continued, “If you come down and can’t control the water, I’ll still kill you.”

 

“Aren’t you afraid of criticism from the world? In the future, where will wise men dare to join the court?”

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

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If you like cats, check out Revenge of the Garfield

If you like dragons, check out I’m Pregnant with the Hope of the Entire Planet and The Dragon and the ‘Princess’

How about some mystery or showbiz? Check out Morbid Addiction & Perfection

What about the perfect, most non-toxic male lead ever? Laws of Love

How about MC nursing ML back to health? Forced into the Deep

 

 

Chapter 68 – I went shopping with my brother. 

In response to Zhao Qi’s puzzled gaze, Xiao Shiqing calmed down slightly and couldn’t help but chuckle. “What’s been up with you lately? Every time something related to the Little Emperor comes up, you lose your usual composure. Could it be that you’re influenced unintentionally by being around him so much?”

 

Zhao Qi tilted his head at him. “Brother?”

 

“Nothing.” Xiao Shiqing glanced at the flower in Zhao Qi’s hand that hadn’t been fully torn apart. “Do you like it?”

 

“Oh, I don’t know who sent it, just left it at the door.” Zhao Qi tore off the last petal, silently saying “not interested” to himself, and casually tossed the bare stem into the trash. “Seeing pretty flowers does lift my mood.”

 

Xiao Shiqing remarked, “It’s quite ugly.”

 

Zhao Qi scratched his head. “I think it’s okay?”

 

Sitting opposite Zhao Qi, Xiao Shiqing continued, “The Emperor’s belly seems to have gotten a bit bigger again.”

 

Zhao Qi covered his face. “Brother, please stop.” Since he started showing, his belly had visibly grown day by day, while the rest of his body hardly gained any weight. To keep this from becoming common knowledge, he rarely left the palace now—though everyone who knew could throw a big mahjong party.

 

Xiao Shiqing smirked slightly. “Looks like the little princess is thriving in the Emperor’s belly.”

 

Resting his chin on the newly moved table, Zhao Qi sighed. “Yeah, she kicks me even when there’s nothing going on.”

 

Xiao Shiqing thought for a moment. “Stand up.”

 

“What does Brother want?” Zhao Qi stood up straight, belly protruding. Xiao Shiqing lightly patted it. “There.”

 

“?”

 

“I talked to her, told her to behave and kick you less.”

 

Zhao Qi burst into laughter. “Are you trying to fool me like I’m a fool?”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded. “Yes.”

 

Zhao Qi’s smile gradually faded, his expression blank. “So, I’ve always been a fool in Prime Minister’s eyes.”

 

Xiao Shiqing replied meaningfully, “Even if you were a fool, many would still vie for you.”

 

“…Huh?”

 

Xiao Shiqing took Zhao Qi’s hand, helped him sit down, and casually remarked, “Li Chisu wants you.”

 

“Oh?!”

 

“He Changzhou also likes you.”

 

“…I know.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s tone took on a hint of bitterness. “In the past, you favored Rong Tang as well.”

 

“Yeah.”

 

Xiao Shiqing looked at Zhao Qi with meaning. “So, what are your thoughts? These three, in talent and appearance, are rare in the world,” Xiao Shiqing said slowly. “Are you really unmoved?”

 

Without hesitation, Zhao Qi replied, “Completely unmoved.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s eyes flashed with a hint of amusement. “Is that so? What if they don’t demand your whole heart, just that you acknowledge them in your eyes, even if they come after others in your heart?”

 

“That’s easy!” Zhao Qi banged the table. “I’ll appoint Rong Tang as Virtuous Consort, He Changzhou as Honorable Consort ¹HCZ has a pretty high title, almost below ‘Empress’ and RT has a pretty high ranking title too, though not as high as HCZ, as for Li Chisu… I still don’t want.”

 

“Heh.”

 

Facing Xiao Shiqing’s hellishly cold gaze, Zhao Qi’s survival instinct kicked in. He quickly said, “Brother, did you really think I’d say that? You’re mistaken! I feel guilty toward Rong Tang, see He Changzhou as a brother, and as for Li Chisu, I don’t even want him even if he’s given to me for free.”

 

Xiao Shiqing’s expression softened slightly. He sipped his tea and calmly said, “Then what about me? What do you consider me?”

 

Zhao Qi hesitated for a moment, unable to find a fitting description for Xiao Shiqing’s place in his heart.

 

Did he treat Xiao Shiqing as a brother? No, though he called him “Brother” out of necessity to curry favor, he couldn’t easily change the habit. True brotherly affection should be like him and Zhao Qiao. Saying he treated Xiao Shiqing as a brother would be a lie even he himself wouldn’t believe.

 

Were they in a lord-subject relationship? Almost there, but which lord-subject pair could compare to them?

 

Did he consider Xiao Shiqing as a father to his child? As a lover, a friend? This wouldn’t hold up either. Even now, whenever he recalled those sporadic scenes from that night, he wanted to buy a brain that didn’t remember anything at a high price.

 

“Aren’t we just sworn brothers?” Zhao Qi ventured.

 

Xiao Shiqing chuckled. “So brothers end up in bed together and then, result in a big belly. Enlightening.”

 

Zhao Qi was speechless for a moment and couldn’t help but complain, “Brother came to see me late at night just to ask these boring questions?”

 

“Not only.” Xiao Shiqing smiled mysteriously. “I came to discuss state affairs with the Emperor.”

 

“In that case, speak.”

 

“Didn’t the Emperor forget? When we discuss state affairs, we go to bed.”

 

“…”

 

The two lay side by side in bed, and Xiao Shiqing briefly explained the situation in Jiangxia.

 

The disaster had been barely contained, and the number of displaced people in Jiangxia wouldn’t increase for the time being. However, how to settle the homeless victims was still a problem. Houses were flooded, and the displaced were exposed to the elements, hungry and susceptible to epidemics from congregating in one place for too long.

 

“But this matter can be entrusted to Pang Dai,” Xiao Shiqing said. “As a county magistrate, he shouldn’t rely on the court for everything. So, once the rain stops, I’ll take you back to the capital.”

 

“We’re going back to the capital already?” Zhao Qi exclaimed in surprise. “But we haven’t visited many places yet.”

 

Turning to his side, Xiao Shiqing touched his belly. “How can you go anywhere like this?”

 

“…Alright.”

 

“And there’s one more thing. The perennial flooding along the Huai River banks is a chronic problem. If not thoroughly resolved, the treasury will struggle, hindering future campaigns in the northwest.”

 

Thinking of something, Zhao Qi said, “Li Chisu mentioned knowing a water management expert living in the outskirts of Jiangxia City. I’ve already ordered him to invite the person.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded. “If I’m not mistaken, he mentioned a water expert named Yu Chen Shui, secluded in the outskirts of Jiangxia, renowned locally for his expertise in hydrology and water management.”

 

Zhao Qi turned over and faced Xiao Shiqing, asking, “Brother, do you know him?”

 

“Yeah, I’ve heard people recommend Yu Chenshui several times. I even sent people to invite him to serve in court twice. The first time, he refused due to illness; the second time, he disappeared without a trace. He’s said to wander the world and only return to Jiangxia once in a year or so. Li Chisu may not even be able to meet him.”

 

“Let him give it a try,” Zhao Qi yawned, rubbing his eyes, “It’s such a waste if such a talented person is unwilling to serve the court.”

 

“Mm.” Xiao Shiqing reached out and pulled Zhao Qi into his arms. “Go to sleep.”

 

Zhao Qi buried his head against Xiao Shiqing’s chest and asked, “Brother, should I change positions?”

 

“Why?”

 

“Sleeping like this, my stomach presses against you.”

 

“I don’t mind being pressed by you.”

 

“…Alright.”

 

The next day, the rain that had been falling for several days finally stopped. The dark clouds dispersed, the sun hung high, and Zhao Qi’s mood improved considerably.

 

Cheng Boyan and Meichuan came to check his pulse together. Cheng Boyan said, “The Dragon’s Egg in Your Majesty’s belly is slightly larger than usual fetuses at the same stage. There’s a risk of difficult labor when the time comes.”

 

Zhao Qi was stunned, “Is that true? Should I eat less?”

 

“Watching your diet is one aspect. Also, walking more regularly will help with natural childbirth.”

 

“Oh, okay.” Zhao Qi took out a notebook to jot down notes but stopped halfway through. Wait, he hasn’t decided to give birth to this Dragon’s Egg yet, why am I taking notes?

 

Meichuan said, “I also have a good plan to make childbirth easier for Your Majesty.”

 

“Meichuan, please tell me.”

 

Meichuan took out a brocade box and presented it to Zhao Qi. “Your Majesty, please have a look.”

 

“What is this?” Zhao Qi opened the box to find a crystal-clear, long, slightly thick and round-headed…

 

With a snap, Zhao Qi closed the wooden box, blushing. “Meichuan, you’ll be punished by my anti-p0rnography team for bringing out such things.”

 

“Your Majesty misunderstands, this is for your own good,” Meichuan said seriously, “This item, made of warm jade, when placed inside, has the effect of expanding and massaging the birth canal…”

 

What? Birth canal? What does that mean? Isn’t he supposed to have a cesarean section? Could it be…

 

Zhao Qi realized something and his whole body trembled.

 

No, he didn’t accept it!

 

“I don’t want this Dragon’s Egg anymore!!!”

 

Cheng Boyan glanced at Meichuan, frowned imperceptibly, and hesitated to speak.

 

Jiang Dehai, with a motherly heart, quietly put away the brocade box and reminded, “Your Majesty, lower your voice, what if the Prime Minister hears…”

 

“Let him hear it!” Zhao Qi angrily said, “Who caused me to be like this!”

 

Jiang Dehai advised, “If this really helps Your Majesty’s future childbirth, you can ask the Prime Minister for help.”

 

Zhao Qi widened his eyes, “Are you crazy or am I crazy?”

 

“What do you want me to do?”

 

Zhao Qi: “…”

 

Xiao Shiqing walked in, his gaze sweeping over everyone present, finally resting on Zhao Qi. “Your Majesty?”

 

Zhao Qi forced a smile, “Cheng Boyan said that walking more helps with childbirth, so I want the Prime Minister to take me out for a walk.”

 

Xiao Shiqing turned to Cheng Boyan, “Is it true?”

 

Cheng Boyan repeatedly affirmed it.

 

Since arriving in Jiangxia, the young emperor basically stayed in the inn and didn’t go anywhere, feeling quite bored. Moreover, his belly could still barely be seen now, but once it grew bigger, he wouldn’t be able to go anywhere. Thinking of this, Xiao Shiqing said, “Then change your clothes.”

 

“Oh?!” The surprise came too suddenly.

 

To avoid causing a stir, the two changed into casual clothes and went out with a few attendants.

 

After the rain, the air cleared up significantly. The common people who had been confined at home came out to buy things, making Jiangxia lively again after a long time.

 

Walking beside Xiao Shiqing, Zhao Qi couldn’t help but feel a bit captivated by his profile. He suddenly remembered that this seemed to be the first time he and Xiao Shiqing had gone out together among the people.

 

Today, Xiao Shiqing wore a dark single garment, his eyes deep as a pool, with an imposing manner even when concealed. Perhaps only he in this world could be described as “luxurious”. Thinking that his Dragon’s Egg in his belly had half of Xiao Shiqing’s genes, Zhao Qi felt it would be a shame not to give birth to it.

 

“What are you looking at?” Xiao Shiqing asked.

 

Zhao Qi guiltily withdrew his gaze, “Nothing, just looking around. There’s something interesting on that stall, Brother, shall we take a look?”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded, “Sure.”

 

The vendor, seeing their attire, knew they were important guests and greeted them warmly, “Dear sirs, please feel free to browse. Everything here is of good quality and fair price, no deception…”

 

To ease his embarrassment from licking his lips just now, Zhao Qi pretended to look carefully. Most of the items on the stall were cheap trinkets, similar to what he had seen in a two-dollar store before. After scanning a few eyes, he lost interest and turned to Xiao Shiqing, “There’s nothing I want to buy. Brother, what about you…”

 

Only to see Xiao Shiqing standing in front of the stall, looking down at an object, lost in thought.

 

Following his gaze, Zhao Qi saw it was a bright red, rustic-looking tiger-headed hat specially made for children.

 

Not used to such aesthetics, Zhao Qi said, “…Don’t think about putting this kind of thing on our daughter, thanks.”

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T/N: There is plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned! And stay healthy! Straighten your posture, so some stretches and drink some water before continuing hehe~

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