Month: September 2024 (Page 5 of 5)

Chapter 17 – This is my first time attending court.

Chapter 17 – This is my first time attending court.

 

Realizing what Rong Tang wanted to do, Zhao Qi was shocked. He suddenly pushed Rong Tang away, almost jumping out of bed, and pointed at Rong Tang, shouting, “Not again!!! You lecherous scoundrel!”

 

Rong Tang, caught off guard by the push, took a step back. He lowered his gaze to his hand that had just touched Zhao Qi and frowned slightly, saying, “Who forced me to stay in the harem? Doesn’t His Majesty remember? Who exactly is the ‘lecherous scoundrel’ here?”

 

Zhao Qi, knowing he was in the wrong, gritted his teeth and said, “I’m not in the mood today.”

 

“Is it that you’re not in the mood, or just that you’re incapable?”

 

Zhao Qi couldn’t believe it. “Rong Tang, you are a person of high moral character and self-respect. How can you speak such… such indecent words! Even if you want to test me, there’s no need to sacrifice your dignity!”

 

Rong Tang smiled faintly. “I’m afraid His Majesty has misunderstood me. Affection between men and women is natural and acceptable.”

 

But affection between men is a big no-no! Zhao Qi’s mindset was collapsing. He felt that Rong Tang was like a celestial being who had descended to the mortal world, tainted by earthly desires, ready to turn dark at any moment.

 

Zhao Qi rubbed his forehead. “You must be out of your mind right now. Calm down. I’m leaving.” With that, he fled in a panic, like a maiden chased by a lecherous rogue.

 

Rong Tang remained where he was, watching his retreating figure with thoughtful eyes.

 

Late at night, Zhao Qi walked alone on the way back to Yonghua Palace, occasionally encountering patrolling guards. He walked slowly and carefully avoided them. When passing by the rockery in the imperial garden, a pair of hands suddenly grabbed him from behind and pulled him into the rockery.

 

Zhao Qi’s mind went blank, and he instinctively wanted to call for help, but a familiar, amused voice came from beside his ear: “Which little eunuch is wandering around outside in the middle of the night?”

 

The familiar voice and the scent of fragrant grass… Zhao Qi’s heart, which had jumped to his throat, finally settled. In frustration, he bit the hand of the person who had startled him. The person chuckled softly and let go of him.

 

“You almost gave me a heart attack!” Zhao Qi complained. “You can’t do that!”

 

The moonlight was beautiful tonight. He Chengzhou leaned against the rock wall, bathed in bright moonlight, his posture tall and full of vigor. “A heart attack?”

 

Zhao Qi waved his hand. “What are you doing here?”

 

“To see the Prime Minister.”

 

“At this late hour?”

 

“Mm,” He Chengzhou replied, “And what about His Majesty? Why are you wearing a little eunuch’s outfit at this hour? What are you up to?”

 

Zhao Qi was momentarily speechless. “I…”

 

He Chengzhou glanced towards where Zhao Qi had come from. “Did His Majesty come from the Drunk Scholar’s Studio?”

 

Zhao Qi replied, “Uh…”

 

He Chengzhou took Zhao Qi’s silence as confirmation, his smile becoming enigmatic. “I didn’t expect His Majesty and Young Master Rong to be so… interested in each other. Little eunuch’s clothes… Haha.”

 

Zhao Qi’s face turned red. “Ah, it’s not what you think.”

 

He Chengzhou continued on as if to himself, “I just returned to the capital from Youzhou, fought with the remnants of the Broken Pulse Boat, and injured my hand. I work so hard as a minister, and yet His Majesty is… enjoying himself with a male companion…”

 

“I told you it’s not like that! Rong Tang’s old illness recurred. I wanted to visit him, but the Prime Minister wouldn’t let me, so I had to resort to this… Wait, you said your hand was injured?”

 

He Chengzhou raised his hand and clasped his other wrist. “I’m injured. Blades and swords are unpredictable. I’m used to it.” His tone was nonchalant, but his eyes were pitiful, weak, and helpless.

 

He Chengzhou was one of the top experts in the Dajing Dynasty. Zhao Qi didn’t think it was a serious matter. “Just get used to it. Be more careful next time.”

 

He Chengzhou was taken aback. “Is that it?”

 

Zhao Qi was puzzled. “Huh? What else do you want?”

 

He Chengzhou laughed in frustration. “Young Master Rong’s old illness recurred, and His Majesty personally went to see him. I’m injured, and His Majesty only says ‘be more careful next time’?”

 

Zhao Qi laughed as well. “The distinguished General He Chengzhou is acting like a little child begging for candy.”

 

He Chengzhou raised an eyebrow. “Does His Majesty give candy?”

 

“Of course,” Zhao Qi said after thinking for a moment. “Are you hungry? Come with me to Yonghua Palace for a late-night snack!”

 

With He Chengzhou around, Zhao Qi didn’t need to sneak back to the palace as he had on his way out. He Chengzhou claimed he needed to see the emperor, so Xiao Shiqing’s men didn’t dare to stop him. Zhao Qi followed him with his head down and successfully entered the palace.

 

Jiang Dehai, who had been anxiously waiting for Zhao Qi, mistook He Chengzhou for someone sent by Prime Minister Xiao for a check-up. “Why is General He here? His Majesty has already gone to bed.”

 

He Changzhou laughed, “Who is standing behind me?”

 

Zhao Qi emerged from behind He Changzhou. He Changzhou was tall, making Zhao Qi look like a delicate young girl in comparison. Jiang Dehai truly hadn’t noticed anyone behind him.

 

“Your Majesty!” Jiang Dehai sighed in relief, “You’ve finally returned! This old servant has been on edge all night!”

 

Zhao Qi smiled, “You’ve worked hard. By the way, go to the imperial kitchen and tell them that I’m hungry and want to eat something…” He turned to He Changzhou, “What do you want to eat?”

 

He Changzhou answered without hesitation, “Meat.”

 

Zhao Qi responded, “Meat?”

 

“I’m not used to the delicate dishes of the palace,” He Changzhou said lazily, “I just want to drink and eat meat heartily.”

 

“I’ll satisfy you,” Zhao Qi said, “Let’s have a few big pig’s trotter. Forget the wine, you’re injured, so no drinking. Also, bring two bowls of soup to help with the greasiness.”

 

He Changzhou laughed, “Alright, I’ll listen to the Emperor.”

 

Zhao Qi changed into his clothes, and the big pig’s trotters arrived. There were four braised pig’s trotters in total, with a rich and aromatic sauce that made them taste even better in the evening.

 

He Changzhou ate casually but wasn’t crude. Zhao Qi, on the other hand, was struggling to eat and got his face smeared with sauce, making He Changzhou laugh and call him a little kitten.

 

Zhao Qi was full after one trotter, wiped his hands, and watched He Changzhou eat.

 

He Changzhou asked, “Aren’t you going to eat more, Your Majesty?”

 

“Mmm,” Zhao Qi patted his belly, “One trotter is enough; eating too much would be greasy. By the way, do you usually attend the morning court sessions?”

 

He Changzhou replied, “As long as I’m in the capital, I do—why?”

 

Zhao Qi looked embarrassed, “I’m going to attend the morning court session tomorrow.”

 

He Changzhou seemed a bit surprised, “Prime Minister Xiao asked the Emperor to attend?”

 

Zhao Qi nodded, “Yes, the Prime Minister wants me to try sitting in.”

 

He Changzhou slowed down his eating, “Is that so. How does the Emperor feel about it?”

 

Zhao Qi confessed, “I’m a bit nervous.”

 

“Nervous?” He Changzhou laughed, “It’s not your first time attending court, why be nervous?”

 

Zhao Qi mumbled, “It’s different this time.”

 

He Changzhou reassured him, “If you’re really nervous, just look at me more.”

 

Zhao Qi looked doubtful, “Will that help?”

 

He Changzhou remained calm, “Whether it helps or not, the Emperor will find out.”

 

The next day, at the crack of dawn, Zhao Qi was awakened by Jiang Dehai for washing and changing. Empress Dowager Wen sent some pastries for him to eat before going to court. After all the fuss, it was almost time. Zhao Qi, dressed in elaborate dragon robes, took the dragon carriage to Taihua Hall, where the ministers had long been waiting.

 

Amid the loud announcement of “The Emperor has arrived, important ministers for the morning court” and “Long live the Emperor,” Zhao Qi ascended the steps to the resplendent dragon throne. Below the dragon throne was a sandalwood chair, where Xiao Shiqing was seated. Standing in the front row were members of the cabinet formed by Xiao Shiqing, with most of the others being Xiao’s close allies.

 

From his elevated position, Zhao Qi immediately saw Xiao Shiqing in dark clothes, who was the only one not kneeling. Noticing Zhao Qi’s gaze, Xiao Shiqing tilted his chin slightly and smiled faintly, radiating elegance and nobility.

 

Zhao Qi casually shifted his gaze, searching for He Changzhou among the crowd. He Changzhou, dressed in crimson official robes, was kneeling among the military officials and smiled up at Zhao Qi.

 

Zhao Qi took a deep breath and said, “Rise.”

 

Xiao Shiqing lifted the hem of his robe and sat on the sandalwood chair, his demeanor unchanged, “What matters are to be discussed?”

 

A minister spoke up, “Report to the Emperor, Prince Zhao Nan Li Chisu requests an additional military fund of 300,000 taels.”

 

“300,000?” Zhao Qi pretended to think for a moment and asked Xiao Shiqing, “What does the Prime Minister think of this matter?”

 

Xiao Shiqing said, “There are no major issues at the southern border, give him 100,000 taels first, and have the Ministry of Revenue handle it.”

 

Zhao Qi replied, “That’s settled.”

 

“Report to the Emperor, Governor of Yuzhou Dong Boxi’s elderly mother has passed away, and Dong Boxi requests a mourning leave.”

 

Before Zhao Qi could ask, Xiao Shiqing said, “Approved. Have the Ministry of Personnel propose a few replacement candidates for the Emperor’s review.”

 

“Your Majesty, the case of the leaked examination questions has been resolved. It was done by the son of the Minister of Rites, Hong Ziming, named Hong Bin. It is said that Hong Bin frequented brothels and incurred huge debts. However, Hong Ziming’s family strictly disciplines him, so Hong Bin dared not report this and resorted to stealing exam papers for money. Last night, Hong Ziming, in a display of righteousness, personally imprisoned his son in the Court of Judicature and submitted a letter of apology. I have already detained Hong Bin in the Court of Judicature awaiting punishment.”

 

Xiao Shiqing spoke softly, “Hong Ziming is honest and fair, but unfortunately, he has a bad son.”

 

Zhao Qi listened attentively, “What should be done then?”

 

Xiao Shiqing glanced at Zhao Qi, “What does the Emperor think?”

 

“Each person should bear their own consequences. Let’s not hold Hong Ziming responsible for his son’s mistakes,” Zhao Qi said, “And the Prime Minister just mentioned that Hong Ziming is a good official.”

 

Xiao Shiqing nodded, “The Emperor’s consideration for the old official shows your benevolence and forgiveness.” After a moment of contemplation, he continued, “Hong Ziming will be dismissed from office for investigation due to his lax family discipline, allowing his son’s illegal actions. Hong Bin will be executed, and Hong Ziming should be present at the execution.”

 

Zhao Qi responded, “……” That’s ruthless.

 

“Does the Emperor approve of this handling?” Xiao Shiqing asked.

 

“…… Yes.”


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Chapter 46

       The office lobby was empty, and there were no people. Zhan Weiyang stared earnestly in the direction of the elevator. Every time he saw an elevator going down to the first floor, he would open his eyes and look expectantly.

       After waiting for about three minutes, he saw Pei Qing appear from the opened elevator door in a hurry and walked towards him quickly.

       Pei Qing walked in front of Zhan Weiyang, bent down slightly, stretched out his hands to hold his arms, and asked, “Why are you here?”

       Zhan Weiyang raised the plastic bag in his right hand a little higher and said, “I brought you dinner.”

       Pei Qing looked down, smiled at Zhan Weiyang and said, “Such a good boy?”

       Zhan Weiyang nodded and asked him, “Are you hungry?”

       Pei Qing said, “I’m hungry. You came at the right time.”

       Zhan Weiyang felt very happy immediately.

       Pei Qing took his hand and led him to the elevator, saying, “Will you come with me?”

       Zhan Weiyang said, “Yes, yes!”

       There were only two of them in the elevator. Zhan Weiyang moved his feet and moved closer to Pei Qing. He carefully moved his hand holding the dumplings away, fearing that it would touch Pei Qing.

       Pei Qing naturally felt it and reached out to pat Zhan Weiyang on the back.

       In the company where he was interning, there was no one else in the office; only a light was on above Pei Qing’s desk.

       Pei Qing pushed a chair over and asked Zhan Weiyang to sit down first. Then, he sat next to him.

       Zhan Weiyang looked at the computer in front of Pei Qing, which was full of tables and data, so he asked Pei Qing, “Will you work overtime until late?”

       Pei Qing said, “No, I will be done soon.”

       Actually, he was just an intern, and he was not required to complete these tasks today, but he didn’t want to stop his work after sorting out half of them, so he simply stayed to work overtime.

       Zhan Weiyang put the plastic bag on the desk and asked quietly and expectantly, “Going to eat?”

       Pei Qing said: “Yes.”

       He reached out to untie the plastic bag, took out the lunch box and chopsticks inside, and asked, “What did you bring?”

       Zhan Weiyang said, “Dumplings.”

       Pei Qing opened a meal box and saw that it was filled with dumplings. There were about ten or twenty dumplings. There were four such boxes in total. He looked down and asked Zhan Weiyang, “Did you buy so many?”

       Zhan Weiyang counted on his fingers and told him, “I bought corn and pork, tomato and beef, leek and egg, and cabbage and pork. I think they all taste great, and I want to share them with you.”

       Pei Qing had no choice but to tidy up the items on the table. He opened all four lunch boxes and placed them neatly side by side. He then took out the vinegar packets and poured them into the lids of the boxes. Handing a pair of chopsticks to Zhan Weiyang, he asked, “Have you eaten?”

       Zhan Weiyang took the chopsticks and lied, “Not yet.”

       Pei Qing took another pair of chopsticks. He looked at the row of dumplings and asked Zhan Weiyang, “What filling do you want to eat?”

       Zhan Weiyang said, “Corn and pork.”

       The light was not very good, and Pei Qing could not easily tell which one was corn and pork. He picked one at random, picked it up, and put it to Zhan Weiyang’s lips, saying, “Smell it first. Is it corn and pork?”

       Zhan Weiyang smelled it obediently, frowned and shook his head, “I can’t smell it.”

       Pei Qing said, “Then take a bite and try it.”

       Zhan Weiyang took a bite, chewed while looking at the remaining half of the dumpling, and said regretfully, “Oh, it’s cabbage and pork.”

       Pei Qing said, “Cabbage and pork? Then I’ll eat it.” After that, he ate the remaining half of the dumpling himself and then asked Zhan Weiyang, “Which one do you want to eat next?”

       Zhan Weiyang was overjoyed. He felt like Pei Qing was playing a fun game with him. He carefully examined the dumplings in the boxes, then secretly picked the one that seemed the least like the others, pointing at it, “This one.”

       Pei Qing smiled, picked it up, and fed it to him, “Then try it?”

       Zhan Weiyang then took a bite and said, “It’s tomato and beef.”

       Pei Qing looked at him and said, “What should I do? It’s not corn and pork, so you can’t eat it.”

       Zhan Weiyang smiled at him and said, “It’s okay, you eat it first.”

       Pei Qing said, “I’ll eat it then?”

       Zhan Weiyang said, “Wait a minute.” He made sure to use his chopsticks to hold the remaining half of the dumpling over, to feed Pei Qing.

       Pei Qing cooperated and opened his mouth. Zhan Weiyang kept looking at him with bright eyes and waited until he finished eating the dumplings before asking, “Is it delicious?”

       Pei Qing nodded, “It’s delicious.”

       Zhan Weiyang quickly said, “I think it’s delicious too.”

       The two of them ate a few dumplings and suddenly heard someone knocking on the office door. Zhan Weiyang and Pei Qing turned their heads at the same time and saw a beautiful woman with long hair standing at the door wearing a long-sleeved sweater and a short black skirt.

       Zhan Weiyang had also seen that woman once before—it was Qin Yishan who had dinner with Pei Qing last time.

       Qin Yishan was stunned for a moment when he saw Zhan Weiyang but then smiled, “Younger cousin? Why are you here?”

       Zhan Weiyang did not answer but just glanced at Pei Qing nervously.

       Pei Qing stood up, smiled at Qin Yishan, and said, “He knew I was working overtime, so he brought me dinner.”

       “So nice?” Qin Yishan smiled, walked towards them, and walked to the front of Pei Qing’s desk.

       She looked down and saw the dumplings on the desk, and said, “So rich?” After that, she looked at Pei Qing and said, “I know you’re working overtime, and I wanted to invite you to dinner together.”

       Pei Qing remained standing as he said to Qin Yishan, “Do you want to join us? I’ll order some takeout.”

       As soon as he finished speaking, Zhan Weiyang couldn’t help but droop his mouth slightly, and his two round eyes blinked back and forth between the two of them.

       Qin Yishan didn’t notice Zhan Weiyang’s expression, and she just smiled at Pei Qing, “Forget it, how could I impose.”

       Pei Qing said, “Well, it’s a little shabby indeed. How about another day? I’ll treat you to a nice meal.”

       Actually, Qin Yishan was a little surprised. She thought that with Pei Qing’s personality, she should invite him twice more. Of course, she didn’t mind eating takeout dumplings with Pei Qing. She just politely refused. If Pei Qing continued to invite her, she would have ordered some more takeout for everyone to eat together, but she didn’t expect Pei Qing to just say forget it.

       She didn’t show these thoughts on her face. She just smiled and said, “Then you guys eat slowly. I’ll leave first.” Pei Qing accompany her to the door of the office.

       Qin Yishan stopped and asked Pei Qing, “So when is your other day going to be?”

       Pei Qing replied, “When are you free?”

       Qin Yishan said, “Why not tomorrow?”

       Zhan Weiyang waited for Pei Qing’s answer with some trepidation, and then he heard Pei Qing say, “Okay.” His tone was relaxed and natural.

       Qin Yishan smiled and lowered her head. Her long curly hair slid down from her shoulders and covered half of her face. When she turned to leave, she suddenly raised her hand and helped Pei Qing to tidy up the collar of her coat before saying, “I’m leaving.” Then she leaned over and waved to Zhan Weiyang, saying, “Little younger cousin, Sister is leaving.”

       Zhan Weiyang’s tone was not very energetic, but he said politely, “Goodbye.” When Qin Yishan really left, Pei Qing came back and sat down next to the desk. Seeing Zhan Weiyang’s depressed look, he asked, “What’s wrong?”

       Zhan Weiyang didn’t say anything.

       Pei Qing approached the remaining two boxes of dumplings, smelled the smell, picked up the corn and pork ones, picked them up and fed them to Zhan Weiyang, “Corn and pork.”

       Zhan Weiyang lowered his head to look at the dumplings for a while, opened his mouth and ate them.

       Pei Qing waited patiently for him to finish eating and picked up the second one for him. This time, when he fed it to his mouth, he heard him say, “I don’t want to eat anymore.”

       “Why?” Pei Qing looked at his expression.

       Zhan Weiyang looked a little sad and said, “I’ve had dinner.”

       Pei Qing put the dumplings back into the lunch box and asked him, “Didn’t you say you didn’t eat yet?”

       Zhan Weiyang lowered his head and blinked, “I lied to you.”

       Pei Qing asked again, “You really won’t eat any?”

       Zhan Weiyang said, “No.”

       Pei Qing said to him, “Then shall I eat the rest?”

       Zhan Weiyang nodded.

       Pei Qing reached out and touched his head and started eating the remaining dumplings.

       Zhan Weiyang looked up at him without saying a word, sitting quietly and motionless for a long time. It wasn’t until Pei Qing couldn’t finish the remaining dumplings and packed them into the box to take home that Zhan Weiyang mustered the energy to ask, “Are you going to have dinner with that sister tomorrow?”

       Pei Qing looked at him and said, “Yes.”

       Zhan Weiyang asked again, “Then you won’t come back for dinner?”

       Pei Qing said, “Not necessarily; maybe I’ll just have lunch with that sister.” Zhan Weiyang bit his lip, encouraged himself in his heart for a while, raised his head and asked, “Are you going to date her?”


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Chapter 11

       Of course, a handsome guy didn’t rank as high as a spicy hot pot.

       Qian Xiaoke had always been a very pragmatic person. Although he often had some unrealistic fantasies, he was well aware that those fantasies were even more ‘unrealistic’ than the term itself implied. Just thinking about them was enough; he wasn’t lucky enough to soar to the top and turn into a phoenix.

       Although he often spoke of envying Zhou Mo, he was well aware that Zhou Mo’s good life and great husband were the result of his own hard work. He started off from a higher point than he did; he couldn’t blame anyone else for that. He could only blame himself for not putting in the effort from the starting line. Now, it was too late for regret.

       Since it was too late to regret, he just needed to live a down-to-earth life now.

       Qian Xiaoke didn’t have lofty ambitions, but on the door of his refrigerator, he posted a ‘short-term goal’ that he changed every month.

       Each goal was very practical, such as getting a full attendance award this month, reading a book, or learning to cook a dish…

       Although it was really not difficult for him to get a full attendance award, he was very enthusiastic about work and was almost always the first to go to the company.

       Although reading wasn’t very difficult for him, he could finish a comic book rented from the bookstore downstairs in a day or spend a small fortune—ten yuan—to read enough BL novels priced at three cents per thousand words.

       Although learning to cook wasn’t too difficult for him, he could make a smashed cucumber salad and use some of it for a face mask.

       In short, although Qian Xiaoke was poor and knew that his future was not bright, he still tried to live a good life every day.

       Many people said that young people aimed too high but lacked the skills to match, but not Qian Xiaoke—he knew his own worth all too well.

       And his pragmatism was also reflected in his attitude towards love.

       He knew his own circumstances, so he never expected that he would one day end up with someone wealthy.

       Besides, Qian Xiaoke hypnotised himself like this every day: rich people are greasy middle-aged people with big bellies; I don’t want to waste my youth on such people.

       Of course, every time he thought so, his boss, Cheng Sen, would happen to pass by, and then Qian Xiaoke would have to add one more sentence—except my boss.

       Except for his boss. However, he wouldn’t dare to have bad intentions towards the boss.

       Qian Xiaoke had to be worthy of his friend Zhou Mo, and he didn’t want to be unemployed.

       Anyway, Qian Xiaoke, who didn’t have any extravagant expectations for love, treats rich handsome guys with the attitude of: I would not be able to get you.

       Because he knew he couldn’t get it, he didn’t take it to heart at all.

       This reasonably explained why, in Qian Xiaoke’s eyes, Jiang Tongyan was still not as important as a bowl of spicy hot pot.

       At least a spicy hot pot could fill the stomach, not to mention that this was the spicy hot pot he bought for 36 yuan!

       Who was this Jiang Tongyan person?

       Just a passerby who couldn’t get hard.

       At this time, the passerby who couldn’t get hard was frowning at him, watching him frantically add vinegar, sugar and chilli oil to the bowl.

       “You… have a strong taste!” Jiang Tongyan couldn’t help but sigh.

       Qian Xiaoke laughed, “What do you know? This is the essence of spicy hot pot!”

       He glanced at the person opposite, obviously looking down on him.

       Jiang Tongyan was somewhat frustrated after being scorned again. He suddenly felt that this inconspicuous little guy in front of him might be another nemesis of his fate.

       He came up with a plan—if Shen Huiming and this guy got together…

       But Jiang Tongyan soon came to his senses. It was possible that this guy liked Shen Huiming, but Shen Huiming was neither blind nor stupid, so how could he develop a relationship with this guy?

       Impossible.

       “What’s wrong with you?” Qian Xiaoke was finally willing to devote 1% of his mind to ‘care’ for this rich and handsome guy.

       Although it was a bit embarrassing, Jiang Tongyan actually felt a little bit of human warmth because of Qian Xiaoke’s light ‘What’s wrong with you?’.

       “Sad.”

       “Ah?” Qian Xiaoke was finally willing to devote 2% of his mind to express a little surprise at his inexplicable sadness.

       Jiang Tongyan said pretentiously, “Because I think, in your eyes, I am not as good as a bowl of spicy hot pot.”

       Qian Xiaoke took chopsticks to stir the spicy hot pot, leaned over to smell it, and then gave a thumbs up, “Awesome.”

       “……” Okay… It turned out that this was just a one-man show; Jiang Tongyan rolled his eyes.

       But then again, Jiang Tongyan thought that this so-called spicy hot pot was actually quite good. As someone who had dined at high-end restaurants, he was initially filled with doubts when he first walked into the small shop—what kind of dish is this? If all the dishes are cooked together, wouldn’t all the flavours mix together and become a mess?

       Moreover, after he came in and looked around, he always suspected that the hygiene here was not up to standard!

       Jiang Tongyan just ordered a bowl of spicy hot pot with a try-it-out mentality. After all, he didn’t want a poor little guy to say that he was ignorant.

       He, Jiang Tongyan, did not allow himself to have a little blind spot in knowledge.

       Perhaps because he didn’t come in with expectations at all, he felt that the spicy hot pot tasted good when he ate it.

       He ate slowly and leisurely. Although his persona often collapsed when facing Qian Xiaoke, Jiang Tongyan was still a promising young man with a good family education and a scholarly family. Even if he were eating a spicy hot pot, he would not wolf it down like the boy sitting opposite him, as if he had not eaten for a hundred years.

       He said, “Can you taste the flavour if you eat like that?”

       “Hmm?” Qian Xiaoke was picking up a piece of lettuce and stuffing it into his mouth like a rabbit, “Ah?”

       He bit the lettuce, and half of it was still sticking out, “What?”

       Jiang Tongyan couldn’t stand it anymore. How did this guy manage to sit with no semblance of proper posture and eat with no manners at all?

       He waved his hand, “Just eat yours!”

       So Qian Xiaoke continued to eat his spicy hot pot with his head down. Jiang Tongyan, opposite him, carefully picked up a few noodles and then carefully put them into his mouth, tasting them carefully, trying to feel the exquisiteness of this ‘delicacy’. 

       However, the reason why he was so careful was that he was also worried that the soup would get on his clothes.

       Although it was not a white shirt, no matter what colour it was, he felt that once the soup got on the clothes, it would basically be ruined.

       Qian Xiaoke had no time to pay attention to Jiang Tongyan when he started eating. He had to devote himself to his 36 yuan spicy hot pot.

       Jiang Tongyan glanced at him from time to time. He didn’t know whether his brain was broken or his eyes were broken. He couldn’t help laughing while watching.

       “What are you laughing at?” Qian Xiaoke ate with no sense of decorum, and a thin layer of sweat had appeared on his forehead.

       Jiang Tongyan said, “Laughing at your ugliness.”

       Qian Xiaoke rolled his eyes at him.

       This was the second time Jiang Tongyan said Qian Xiaoke was ugly. The first time he said it behind his back; this time, he said it in front of him. Qian Xiaoke suspected that Jiang Tongyan would be using the big loudspeaker that the old man who collected waste carried all day to shout everywhere next time.

       “Do you think you are good-looking?” Qian Xiaoke was not convinced, “Don’t be so proud.”

       Jiang Tongyan still looked at him and smiled.

       This time, Jiang Tongyan really didn’t mean to anger him. He really thought Qian Xiaoke’s eating style was ugly.

       Ugly in a humorous way.

       He liked watching it.

       The people around Jiang Tongyan had always been in the same world as him. They grew up in a disciplined manner, were organised in their actions and speech, chewed slowly and ate with dignified grace, and even during casual friend gatherings, they maintained proper conduct.

       That was their habit.

       Just like Qian Xiaoke’s habit of eating food in a hurry when he saw it.

       Perhaps because of the novelty, Jiang Tongyan saw Qian Xiaoke eating like this, and from the initial discomfort, he gradually felt that it was a little cute.

       Of course, the premise was that this kid would not splash the oil and soup in his bowl onto Jiang Tongyan’s shirt.

       All the happiness and cuteness came to an abrupt end at this moment, and Jiang Tongyan had to sigh again that this kid was his nemesis.

       This was his newly bought shirt!

       3,678 yuan!

       Who’s going to pay for it?

       Qian Xiaoke didn’t know what he had done yet and was still immersed in his 36 yuan spicy hot pot.

       “Qian Xiaoke.”

       “Huh?”

       “You did it on purpose?” Jiang Tongyan’s voice became cold.

       Qian Xiaoke looked up at him in confusion and then saw Jiang Tongyan pointing at a certain spot on his dark blue shirt, which had a drop of stain on it.

       “…I did it?”

       “Who else?” Jiang Tongyan said, “Are you a pig?”

       Qian Xiaoke took a closer look and found that it was really a fresh stain, and he even sniffed it hard.

       Jiang Tongyan was so angry that he was dizzy and decided to stay away from this guy in the future. He was basically a time bomb, and he didn’t know where Qian Xiaoke would explode!

       “Forget it,” Jiang Tongyan stood up, “I’m unlucky to meet you.”

       From now on, no need to see him again.

       Jiang Tongyan finally understood that this guy was someone he couldn’t afford to offend. He could at least avoid him if he couldn’t afford to offend!

       He was about to leave, but Qian Xiaoke grabbed his arm.

       “Wait a minute!” Qian Xiaoke quickly pulled him back, “Come here.”

       Jiang Tongyan looked at him in horror, not knowing what this guy was going to do.

       He had already suffered a lot of injuries from him! He couldn’t afford to be hurt anymore, okay?

       Unexpectedly, Qian Xiaoke opened his black schoolbag and took out a pack of tissues from it.

       Jiang Tongyan sighed helplessly, “Big brother, this is an oil stain. Please don’t screw me over because of this, okay?”

       “What do you know!” Qian Xiaoke pulled out a tissue and quickly stuck it on Jiang Tongyan’s shirt.

       Jiang Tongyan was angry and didn’t dare to say anything. He watched nervously, fearing that if this guy rubbed it hard, his clothes would be completely ruined.

       Fortunately, Qian Xiaoke just stuck the tissue there and didn’t rub it randomly.

       “This thing is amazing,” Qian Xiaoke said, “Come on, it’s time to witness the miracle!”

       He pressed it a few times and then carefully wiped the place. When he removed the paper towel, the oil stain was so light that it was almost invisible.

       “…For real?” Jiang Tongyan picked up his shirt and looked at it carefully.

       Qian Xiaoke said proudly, “Amazing, isn’t it?! Stain removal wipes are a must-have for those of us who often eat spicy hot pot! You rich people are really ignorant!”


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Chapter 29 – Disappearance

Chapter 29: Disappearance

 

Steam rose from the pot as Su Muluo opened a package of frozen dumplings and began boiling them.

 

He had returned from the Bureau of Extraordinary Beings early in the morning and had not eaten anything since. Fortunately, there was a small pot in the staff lounge, and he had bought a bag of frozen dumplings from the shop across the street, making it his breakfast.

 

While the dumplings were cooking, the little black dragon lay languidly nearby. After a while, it caught the aroma of the dumplings and immediately perked up its head.

 

Su Muluo ignored it, and the dragon slowly inched closer to the edge of the pot, staring longingly.

 

“Yip.”

 

It wanted to eat.

 

“I’m not giving you any,” Su Muluo said, “You bit me just now.”

 

The little black dragon replied with a plaintive “Yip!”

 

That was because you called me a little dog first!

 

Su Muluo said, “I apologized afterward. Why did you still bite me!”

 

The little black dragon fell silent.

 

It certainly wouldn’t admit that it found the phoenix’s aroma irresistible and didn’t want to let go.

 

Su Muluo noticed its silence and poked it, feeling that the dragon had a mischievous mind.

 

However, after the dumplings were done, he took a small bowl and ladled a few into it for the dragon.

 

As Su Muluo and the dragon enjoyed their dumplings in the café, Qian Sui slowly came out of the staff lounge. It first sniffed the air and then looked at Su Muluo, saying, “It seems like someone is outside.”

 

Su Muluo replied, “Don’t worry about them. Do you want some dumplings?”

 

The illusion spells were as sophisticated as high-level illusions. The bird people who were watching could only see what he wanted them to see. However, his patience was limited. If they didn’t leave after a while… he would have to “invite” them to leave.

 

Qian Sui wasn’t interested in dumplings and turned away. The little black dragon, however, raised its head warily at Su Muluo’s words and clung protectively to its bowl, looking as though it was guarding its food.

 

Su Muluo chuckled, saying, “You little glutton, you can’t finish all these dumplings by yourself.”

 

The little black dragon responded, “Yip!”

 

That doesn’t mean I’ll give any to others!

 

These are dumplings the phoenix made for me!

 

Su Muluo said, “They weren’t made for you. You just snatched them from me.”

 

Saying this, he added a few more dumplings to the dragon’s bowl.

 

After breakfast, Su Muluo noticed that the bird people were still nearby and had not left as expected. He put the little black dragon into his pocket and left the café.

 

A short while later, he returned as if nothing had happened, holding a feather from a bird and playfully teasing the little black dragon, which was poking its head out of his pocket.

 

The little black dragon looked at the black feather with some disdain, thinking it was neither beautiful nor soft, nowhere near as good as its own phoenix.

 

Then, it climbed out of the pocket and transformed back into its human form.

 

“I have a phoenix feather now,” Long Ling said, lifting his hand and showing off the feather pendant. He then wrapped his arms around Su Muluo’s waist, “The phoenix’s is still the best, soft and fragrant. No other bird compares.”

 

Su Muluo pushed him away, saying, “That doesn’t mean you get to hold me.”

 

Long Ling refused to let go, snuggling closer to Su Muluo’s shoulder with a clingy gesture.

 

Having only been human for a few days, his true nature had already been fully revealed. Every day, he clung to his phoenix and wouldn’t let go when he hugged.

 

Su Muluo looked at the dragon and really wanted to stuff him back into his egg, but since that was impossible, he rubbed the dragon’s head messily.

 

The bird people who had been spying had been driven away. Throughout the day, many customers came into the café, but the young man with the earring did not appear.

 

Previously, the young man would always come when the café opened, but today he did not—under normal circumstances, Su Muluo might not have cared, but now he suspected the young man might be Feng Hen’s illegitimate child and felt it necessary to pay more attention.

 

Feng Xuan came to find the former clan leader’s illegitimate child but unexpectedly died in the hotel. Before he died, he said there were two factions among the bird people—one loyal to the former clan leader Feng Hen and the other to the Grand Elder.

 

If the Grand Elder’s faction killed Feng Xuan and the young man was indeed Feng Hen’s illegitimate child, then his situation would undoubtedly be very dangerous.

 

Su Muluo wondered whether the bird people knew about the young man’s existence now… or whether his absence from the café today was related to the bird people.

 

With this thought, Su Muluo turned his attention to Qian Sui, who had just returned from outside.

 

Qian Sui looked at Su Muluo with vigilance, clearly on guard.

 

Su Muluo spoke gently, “Did you mark every person who took a cat from the shop before?”

 

Qian Sui nodded and asked, “Why?”

 

Su Muluo said, “Please take me to the home of the person who took the black cat.”

 

The young man who had taken a cat from his shop was the only black cat among the group of cats.

 

Qian Sui thought for a moment and said, “The marks from several days ago have already faded.” It paused and then added, “But I went to his house the day before yesterday and know the location.”

 

Without delay, Su Muluo and Long Ling followed Qian Sui to the young man’s home.

 

When Su Muluo first met the young man, he felt a strange aura around him, but it didn’t seem like demonic energy—now he realized the young man was probably a half-demon whose powers hadn’t fully awakened yet, so there was no demonic energy.

 

Before awakening, a half-demon, despite having demonic blood, is no different from an ordinary human and would not be detected.

 

Half an hour later, Su Muluo and Long Ling, guided by Qian Sui, arrived at an ordinary apartment, went up to the fifth floor, and stopped in front of a door.

 

Qian Sui circled the door and said, “This is the place.”

 

Su Muluo moved forward to knock, but Long Ling said, “No need to knock. There’s no one inside.”

 

Then, he simply kicked open the door.

 

Qian Sui looked on in surprise.

 

It glanced at Su Muluo, as if questioning why he wasn’t doing anything.

 

Su Muluo looked at Long Ling, finding that the dragon’s senses seemed far more acute than the phoenix’s… feeling a bit envious.

 

The door opened, and a black cat, startled, immediately jumped onto the sofa.

 

Long Ling entered before his phoenix, surveying the room and saying, “There’s no sign of bird people here.”

 

Su Muluo was surprised, “You can even detect that?” It seemed the dragon’s senses were indeed very sharp, making him even more envious.

 

Long Ling’s lips curved slightly, “Yes, I can sense many auras, but the one I remember the most is the phoenix’s.” He added proudly, “Even if one day the phoenix runs away, I could track you down by the scent of the phoenix.”

 

Su Muluo ignored the latter part and walked into the room.

 

The room was not large and was likely lived in by a single person. However, it was filled with cat beds and climbing structures, and there were several dishes of cat food and fresh water on the floor, enough to feed a cat for several days.

 

The black cat, scared by the intruders, huddled on a climbing structure and refused to come down. Qian Sui walked to the base and meowed up at it.

 

The two cats meowed back and forth, and Qian Sui turned to Su Muluo, saying, “He left by himself. He didn’t seem well before he left, like he was sick… but no one threatened him.”

 

This was quite consistent with Su Muluo’s guess. The lack of bird people’s aura indicated they hadn’t discovered the young man. The food and water for the cat suggested the young man was clear-headed before leaving and had ample time.

 

But why did he leave in the first place?

 

Was something wrong?

 

Su Muluo fell silent. The immediate priority was to find the young man. However, Lin City was so large that finding him might be quite challenging.

 

At this moment, Qian Sui said, “I have many friends scattered throughout the city. They might help find that person.”

 

Without waiting for Su Muluo’s response, it quickly added, “I’m not helping you. I just want to help Doushi find its owner.”

 

Doushi was the black cat in the room. Su Muluo looked at the black cat and then at Qian Sui, smiling slightly, “Thank you. I’ll give you a couple more cans of cat food when we return.”

 

Qian Sui said, “Three cans.”

 

Then it ran out with the black cat.

 

After they left, Su Muluo closed the door.

 

Su Muluo turned to Long Ling and said, “Let’s head back and wait for news.”

 

Long Ling nodded, gazing at the phoenix without saying a word.

 

Perhaps he needed to have his own connections, his own influence, he thought. This way, he could better help his phoenix, provide everything the phoenix wanted… and prevent anyone from taking the phoenix away.

 

Su Muluo didn’t know what Long Ling was thinking. He patted Long Ling’s head, who then took his hand.

 

On the way back, Su Muluo felt that Long Ling seemed preoccupied and was unusually tight-lipped, which was very strange.

 

“What’s wrong?” Su Muluo asked, staring at Long Ling. “If you don’t tell me soon, I’ll ignore you.”

 

Long Ling looked at him, wrapped his arms around Su Muluo’s waist, and said, “I want to keep a phoenix.”

 

Su Muluo laughed upon hearing this, “And how do you plan to do that? I don’t have any salary to give you.”

 

Long Ling said, “I can earn it myself.”

 

He looked very determined, which only made Su Muluo more curious. “How will you earn it? Are you going to get a job?”

 

Long Ling thought for a moment and said, “I’ll see if there are any ways to make money.”

 

Su Muluo handed him his phone, “Here, look for yourself.”

 

By the time they returned to the café, Long Ling had already been looking at his phone for a while. Su Muluo intended to make a cup of coffee for him and the dragon, but suddenly Long Ling exclaimed, “This one can earn three thousand a month!”

 

“That’s a lot!” Su Muluo thought, wondering what job could earn so little. He leaned over to see—

 

Brick moving.

 

“……” He said, “Try another one.”

 

Long Ling said, “Oh,” and after a while, handed Su Muluo the phone again. “How about this one? This one can earn ten thousand!”

 

Su Muluo glanced again—food delivery.

 

“……”

 

Su Muluo took the phone away.

 

Long Ling asked, “?”

 

“Can’t you find a more decent job?” Su Muluo tapped him on the head. “You’re a dragon!”

 

It was rather pitiful to think that the world’s only true dragon could only do brick moving or food delivery.

 

Long Ling held his hand and said, “But it says here that food delivery can earn ten thousand a month—can the phoenix’s shop earn that much?”

 

If he worked for fifty months, that would be fifty thousand, enough to buy a diamond ring!

 

Su Muluo said, “Of course, it can earn much more than that.”

 

With his shop, Su Muluo could sell several cups of special coffee every day, and just from the special coffee, he could earn over ten thousand a month, which was definitely better than food delivery.

 

Long Ling thought for a moment and said, “But that’s not money I’ve earned. I’ve never earned money before.”

 

His tone was a bit dejected.

 

Seeing that his dragon was getting unhappy, Su Muluo patted his head and smiled, “It doesn’t matter. We don’t need to worry about money. We came here for fun, not to make money.”

 

His tone was gentle, but Long Ling didn’t seem comforted. “No, if we don’t make money now, how will we buy a diamond ring for the phoenix?”

 

Su Muluo was about to say that he wasn’t really interested in a diamond ring when Long Ling added, “Then I can marry the phoenix and make her my wife.”

 

Su Muluo: “?”

 

Marry what?

 

Do what?

 

“We also need to buy a big house so the phoenix can lay eggs for me,” Long Ling continued seriously, then said, “No, don’t buy eggs. Just get a big house to keep the phoenix.”

 

He seemed a bit happy talking about this, “Then I can keep the phoenix in the big house and touch her feathers every day.”

 

Su Muluo: “??? ”

 

He was about to angrily say, “You can touch yourself,” but heard Long Ling sigh, as if suddenly coming back to reality, and said gloomily, “So we need to save money quickly. Otherwise, what if the phoenix thinks I’m poor and runs off with another wild man?”

 

Su Muluo: “……”

 

Long Ling looked at him with a bit of grievance, “The phoenix doesn’t comfort me. I feel like the phoenix doesn’t like me.”

 

Then he grabbed Su Muluo’s hand and loudly complained, “I’m unhappy! I want the phoenix to be affectionate! A hundred times of affection!”

 

Su Muluo: “…………”

 

Su Muluo expressionlessly shook off Long Ling’s hand.

 

“Go move bricks then!”


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Chapter 10

       What kind of person was Qian Xiaoke?

       Eating a spicy hotpot required careful budgeting.

       A bowl of spicy hotpot, no matter how hungry you were, should not cost more than 20 yuan. This was the basic quality of a poor person.

       But now, a bowl of 36 yuan deluxe spicy hotpot was in front of him.

       Lu Xun once said, “If you don’t take advantage of a bargain, you are an idiot.”

       Qian Xiaoke didn’t want to be an idiot, so he tried to take advantage of it.

       But Qian Xiaoke also understood a truth, there was no free lunch in the world.

       He said, “Mr. Jiang, how about we split the bill.”

       “Split the bill?” Jiang Tongyan looked at him puzzledly.

       “Yes,” Qian Xiaoke pointed to the deluxe spicy hotpot and said, “36 a bowl, I pay 18.”

       Then, Jiang Tongyan almost laughed to death.

       He swore that in his wonderful life over the past 30 years, he had seen all kinds of people, but he had never seen someone like Qian Xiaoke, who wanted to take advantage but was timid and felt that he would lose if he didn’t take advantage.

       “And then we both eat a bowl?” Jiang Tongyan teased him deliberately.

       He found that teasing Qian Xiaoke was a particularly fun thing in life. His life was boring, and he was anxious about impotence recently. If he was not too busy at work, he really planned to go to a psychologist to talk. However, now it seemed that teasing Qian Xiaoke was obviously more effective than talking to a psychologist, and it costs less, only 36.

       No, maybe it only costs 18 yuan.

       Qian Xiaoke, you are really…cheap!

       “Of course not!” Qian Xiaoke’s body trembled, “I have mysophobia! I can’t share a bowl with others!”

       The mysophobia was fake, but he was reluctant to share half a bite with others.

       “Mysophobia?” Jiang Tongyan laughed out loud, “It’s really unlikely. I’ve seen people with mysophobia before, and you don’t have the slightest trace of mysophobia.”

       “If I say so, then it is so.” Qian Xiaoke said, “If you want to eat, just order it yourself.”

       Jiang Tongyan raised his eyebrows at him, “Oh, I did order it.”

       As he spoke, Jiang Tongyan’s spicy hot pot was ready.

       The 36-yuan deluxe spicy hot pot made Qian Xiaoke drool.

       It was great to be rich.

       In the past, no matter how hard Qian Xiaoke’s life was or how much he contrasted with Zhou Mo, he never expressed such emotion. At that time, Qian Xiaoke was indifferent when he saw Zhou Mo showing off his luxury house, luxury car, and luxury bags on Weibo. However, a bowl of spicy hot pot for 36 yuan made him sigh, ‘It’s great to be rich!’

       “Want to eat?” Jiang Tongyan said, “I’ll treat you.”

       Qian Xiaoke saw the teasing in his eyes. Although he didn’t know how to write the word ‘teasing’, he directly replaced the ‘teasing’ with pinyin in his mind, but he knew that Jiang Tongyan was humiliating him.

       “No need!” Qian Xiaoke took out his mobile phone, scanned the code to pay, and then said proudly, “Boss! Give me a 36 yuan Supreme Super Thunderbolt Deluxe Spicy Hotpot!”

       Jiang Tongyan couldn’t help laughing when he heard his series of prefixes.

       Impulse brought momentary pleasure, but constant impulsiveness led to disaster.

       Qian Xiaoke ordered 36 yuan of spicy hotpot because of impulse, but when he entered the password to pay, his heart was bleeding.

       With his meagre monthly salary, he scrimped and saved just to get by. This one meal of spicy hotpot was enough to buy him a piece of clothing.

       He could wear a 36-yuan T-shirt for at least two summers. If he washed it less often and gently, he could wear it for three years. Even when it was finally worn out, it could still be used as pyjamas. And now, that amount was gone in a single meal.

       But for the sake of his pride, Qian Xiaoke still paid.

       After paying, he sat opposite Jiang Tongyan and waited for his spicy hotpot.

       “Aren’t you a mysophobe?”

       “What? What’s wrong?” Qian Xiaoke deliberately picked a fight, “Do you discriminate against us mysophobes?”

       “That’s not the case,” Jiang Tongyan said, “Since you are a mysophobe, why don’t you wipe the chair before sitting down?”

       “… I’ll wipe it now!”

       While eating this legendary spicy hotpot, Jiang Tongyan watched Qian Xiaoke rub the chair with a tissue.

       “Why are you so funny?” Jiang Tongyan said, “You pretended not to know me at Cheng Sen’s place today.”

       “Who are you again?” Qian Xiaoke started to act stupid again.

       “Oh, you really don’t know me?” Jiang Tongyan said, “Do you have intermittent amnesia?”

       Qian Xiaoke pouted and ignored him. He stared in the direction of the kitchen, looking forward to his spicy hotpot.

       Jiang Tongyan stole a glance at Qian Xiaoke and started teasing him again.

       “Hey, do you know why I returned to China this time?”

       Qian Xiaoke didn’t answer but suddenly became nervous.

       The tone of the man opposite became a little serious, which made him very uneasy.

       He thought: Could it be that he came back to settle accounts with me and let me take responsibility?

       During this period, he looked up a lot of information on the treatment of impotence on the internet. To be honest, it was very difficult to treat it, and first of all, he had to figure out whether Jiang Tongyan’s problem was psychological or physical.

       If it was psychological, it might really be his fault. Although he didn’t want to, he might have to take the responsibility of a man.

       But then again, if it was physical, this man was not good at first, then it was not his fault; he was also a victim!

       While Qian Xiaoke’s brain was spinning rapidly, Jiang Tongyan spoke again, “I did it all for you.”

       Qian Xiaoke was almost choked to death by the air he inhaled.

       Jiang Tongyan deliberately acted gentle, “Have you heard that song? I can’t forget the first time I saw you, a pair of charming eyes…”

       “Brother, don’t speak.” Qian Xiaoke stopped the man from continuing to sing.

       Actually, it was not because Jiang Tongyan sang badly. To be honest, he sang well, and Qian Xiaoke was about to change his mind about him.

       In order not to have pity for his enemy, Qian Xiaoke interrupted him in time.

       “I’m serious,” Jiang Tongyan felt that it was a pity not to act. He was so handsome and so good at acting. Maybe he could win the best actor when he debuted. “After seeing you that time, I couldn’t forget you.”

       This much was true. Qian Xiaoke was really in his dreams.

       However, this so-called ‘can’t forget’ was that he couldn’t wait to catch this kid, peel off his skin and throw him out to plant flowers.

       Jiang Tongyan was so angry that his teeth itched.

       Qian Xiaoke had never encountered such a thing.

       He had been quite good looking since he was a child, but his love life was really not smooth.

       What he said to Jiang Tongyan when he was drunk at Zhou Mo’s birthday party that day was true. He was the kind of person who fell in love with everyone he met. As long as the one was pretty, he would be immediately attracted to the person. However, he had never had a serious relationship. Everyone said to him when they rejected him, “Xiaoke, your soul runs too fast. I can’t keep up.”

       Qian Xiaoke didn’t know what they meant before, but then he realised that all these guys were into that kind of high-mountain flower or sexy temptress, but he was like a furry bunny all day long, and this overly jumpy personality made the dudes think he was a psychopath.

       He felt wronged.

       Qian Xiaoke felt that he could also be sexy and cute.

       Qian Xiaoke, who had never had a smooth love life, was inevitably confused when someone ‘confessed’ to him for the first time.

       He turned around and looked at Jiang Tongyan, “You… to me…” Qian Xiaoke suddenly said shyly, “Did you fall in love at first sight?”

       Jiang Tongyan watched the little guy take the bait, and his tail was so proud that it stood up.

       He was going to catch this little fish and grill it!

       “What do you think?” Jiang Tongyan sighed sadly, “Actually, I don’t know myself. After all, I have never loved.”

       Never loved? Qian Xiaoke thought, shouldn’t you rich people live a decadent life of luxury?

       But he thought again, that’s right, in a world of luxury, there is no such thing as true love.

       Rich people are really pitiful.

       “I only know that I think of you every day when I open my eyes and close my eyes. I always think of you when I am distracted when I am doing things. Every day in New York feels like a year. In the past half month, I seem to have aged ten years.” Jiang Tongyan said, “You could say, I am doing this to you—”

       “Mine! Mine! Mine!” Jiang Tongyan had not finished his pretentious heartfelt confession when Qian Xiaoke’s eyes suddenly lit up, and he stood up and shouted to the back kitchen, “Boss! My spicy hotpot!”

       Alright then.

       Jiang Tongyan saw that in the eyes of this little bastard, he, a handsome guy, was not as important as a bowl of spicy hotpot.


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Chapter 9

       Qian Xiaoke felt aggrieved.

       From childhood to adulthood, no one had ever praised him for being smart, but people often praised him for being good-looking and cute.

       He knew that although he was not the reincarnation of Daji1Daji was the favourite consort of King Zhou of Shang, the last king of the Shang dynasty in ancient China. In legends and fictions, she is portrayed as a malevolent fox spirit who kills and impersonates the real Daji. Her identification as a fox spirit seems to have originated from at least the Tang dynasty. who could captivate anyone with his smile, he certainly wasn’t ugly. Jiang Tongyan was definitely seeking revenge on him.

       Qian Xiaoke always had a good temper, but the only thing he could not tolerate was others saying he was ugly. However, now that he was in the company and this person was sitting in the boss’s office, Qian Xiaoke had to endure it.

       He walked in angrily and served tea and water to the ‘guest’ in a very professional manner.

       Jiang Tongyan watched him with a breath held, thinking to himself: I’d better not drink this water; who knows if this little trickster has spat into it.

       Jiang Tongyan was a cautious person and would not give the enemy any opportunity to retaliate.

       To the casual observer, these two seemed like there was nothing much going on, but in reality, there were undercurrents beneath the surface. Cheng Sen, sitting on the side, was thoroughly entertained, feeling as though he was watching a brilliant pantomime, one that he couldn’t even buy a ticket to see.

       Cheng Sen was smart. No matter how the two pretended to be strangers, he didn’t believe that they really had no story.

       He didn’t ask questions or interfere; he just let the two of them carry on with their antics.

       After returning to the front desk, Qian Xiaoke was upset. He would ask anyone who passed by him, “Am I ugly?”

       The answer was, without exception, “No! How can our company’s mascot be ugly!”

       As the mascot, Qian Xiaoke was still unhappy, and pulled the colleague who liked to gossip and asked, “What do you think of my appearance?”

       “The little face is still good.” The colleague said, “It’s just that the butt is a little flat.”

       Then, the colleague began to tell him that a plastic surgery hospital had opened in a certain place that could do buttocks filling, and he suggested that Qian Xiaoke save money and go for one.

       Qian Xiaoke: “You go, I have to continue working!”

       He would never spend money on that kind of place, not in this life!

       However, while sorting out the express delivery to be sent today, he was thinking: Is my butt really so flat that it needs to be filled?

       ==========

       When Jiang Tongyan and Cheng Sen came out of the office, it was already lunchtime. Qian Xiaoke was sitting there eating his spicy hot pot.

       Although he was in a bad mood, he still had to eat.

       When Jiang Tongyan passed by him, he smelled the smell and was a little curious. He pretended to take a casual look.

       Qian Xiaoke raised his eyes and glared at him, thinking: What are you looking at?!

       “What is this food?” Jiang Tongyan turned around and asked Cheng Sen.

       It smells pretty good!

       When Qian Xiaoke heard it, he complained in his heart: Are all rich people so ignorant? They don’t even know about spicy hot pot?

       “Malatang2spicy hot pot.” Cheng Sen said, “Do you want to try it?”

       “I’m not eating that,” Jiang Tongyan said, contradicting his true feelings, “It doesn’t even look good.”

       Qian Xiaoke rolled his eyes, and after the two entered the elevator, he said, “So sheltered! I despise you!”

       After Jiang Tongyan left, Qian Xiaoke felt that the air in the company became fresher–although this fresh smell was actually spicy hotpot-flavoured.

       Of course, he also heard from his colleagues that the person they previously suspected to be Chairman Cheng’s affair partner was actually Jiang Tongyan. It turned out there was no affair at all—Cheng Sen had personally gone to pick up Jiang Tongyan and bring him to the company.

       The misunderstanding was resolved, and Qian Xiaoke no longer had to think about whether he would lose his job.

       For the rest of the afternoon, he didn’t see their Chairman Cheng at all. He stayed at his post, handling over a dozen deliveries and answering five phone calls. Then, when the time came, he happily and contentedly clocked out for the day.

       The world without Jiang Tongyan was a real paradise.

       When Qian Xiaoke went downstairs, he thought: Let’s not continue this bad fate. Please, God, don’t let us meet again!

       He was really afraid—afraid that Jiang Tongyan would make him responsible.

       Qian Xiaoke walked out of the office building and walked towards the subway station. While walking, he scanned the snack shops on the roadside with his eyes, thinking about what to eat in the evening.

       What to eat in the morning? What to eat at noon? What to eat at night?

       These were the three most confusing things for modern humans.

       Sometimes, there was no coincidence.

       Just a few minutes ago, Qian Xiaoke was thinking he never wanted to see Jiang Tongyan again and that even if he did, he’d keep a ten-meter distance. But he quickly forgot the promise he made to himself.

       When he passed by the spicy hot pot restaurant he often went to, he actually saw the familiar yet strange, handsome but somewhat difficult-to-describe figure.

       What did this guy say at noon?

       “It doesn’t even look good.”— Qian Xiaoke still remembers this sentence!

       After all this time, the rich were also honest in words.

       He originally didn’t intend to provoke the other party, but suddenly thought of being called ugly by this guy today, and he couldn’t get over it.

       Some people’s words could be forgiven, but some people and some words were absolutely unforgivable.

       Saying that he was ugly was unforgivable.

       Qian Xiaoke would not only not forgive him but would also go over to ridicule him!

       Qian Xiaoke walked into the spicy hot pot restaurant, straightened his back, and walked towards Jiang Tongyan.

       “Hey! Who is this!” Qian Xiaoke pretended to be surprised and looked at Jiang Tongyan, “This is not… This is not that… That…”

       Jiang Tongyan turned his head when he heard the voice, and his eyes almost fell out when he saw Qian Xiaoke.

       “Isn’t this Shen Huiming!” Qian Xiaoke did it on purpose. He was so deliberate.

       Although he knew that revenge would never end, he felt that it was not a gentleman not to take revenge.

       In Jiang Tongyan’s world, Shen Huiming was not a taboo at first, but then it was, all because of this Qian Xiaoke.

       “…What did you say?” Jiang Tongyan stared at the person in front of him, his voice as cold as a big ice cube just taken out of the freezer.

       Qian Xiaoke was frozen by his tone, and on the night of early autumn, he couldn’t help but shiver.

       “I… Humph.” Qian Xiaoke was scared because the man’s eyes were a bit scary.

       In fact, Qian Xiaoke was a coward. When he encountered something, he was very good at running away, and it was definitely not okay to confront him head-on.

       He leaned aside guiltily and muttered softly, “I-I recognised the wrong person.”

       “Recognised the wrong person?”

       Jiang Tongyan was irritated. Qian Xiaoke took a step, and he followed, pressing step by step, with no intention of giving up.

       He thought Qian Xiaoke was really interesting. He hadn’t settled accounts with this little liar yet, but this guy actually came to pick a fight first. It was obvious that he didn’t want to have an easy life.

       Qian Xiaoke was a little panicked, and he suddenly realised that ‘one would not be in trouble had one not asked for it’ is definitely a wise saying.

       Why did he even bother?

       Being called ugly wouldn’t make his butt shrink by two inches; if the person wanted to say it, so be it.

       Now he was cornered, and if things had really turned into a fight later…

       He recalled the man’s muscles and felt that he had no chance of winning.

       Just when Qian Xiaoke was anxious and guilty, he was suddenly hugged by the shoulders.

       Qian Xiaoke was shocked. His body was straight, like a zombie. He turned to look at Jiang Tongyan, “Big brother, what’s the matter?”

       Jiang Tongyan smiled at him, “Why call me brother, so polite.”

       Qian Xiaoke thought this man might be possessed, otherwise, why would he suddenly become so… amiable?

       Jiang Tongyan was certainly not possessed, but he found another way to get revenge.

       Life was too boring. It seemed like a good thing to tease this guy who make fun of him and hurt him.

       “What do you want to eat?” Jiang Tongyan pinched his shoulders hard, “This gege will treat you.”

       This gege will treat you, depending on whether you dare to eat.

       Qian Xiaoke should have run away at this time, but when he heard that someone was treating him, Qian Xiaoke suddenly wavered.

       “How about this?” Jiang Tongyan pointed to the ‘Deluxe Spicy Hotpot’ on the sign and said, “36 yuan a bowl of spicy hotpot, worthy of your honourable status?”


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Chapter 65 – Demon Lord Becomes a Container

Chapter 65

 

“Yu Wuxia said, only by entering the Pentagram Array can we save Quze.”

 

“Quze is trapped within the Pentagram Array?” Haowei’s tone lowered slightly.

 

“Mm.”

 

As they spoke, the two descended near the foot of the mountain. Apparently affected by the array, Línglóng Mountain had undergone changes. The mountain was densely carved with runes, peculiar symbols that shimmered like insects under the flickering golden light.

 

Si Lan hesitated slightly, “Apart from Quze, Xiè Lí and the two guardians are also inside the array.”

 

“…” Haowei.

 

It was the first time he encountered a situation where an entire family was dragged into an array.

 

They probably intended to ensure that none could escape.

 

“After entering the array, we’ll first meet with Xiè Lí,” Haowei said.

 

“Mm.” Si Lan nodded like an awkward follower, then added, “Xiè Lí mentioned that there are many demons and monsters inside the array, possibly those subdued by Yu Wuxia before.”

 

“Mm.” Haowei responded, observing the array. It was a part of the Nine Heavens Pentagram Array.

 

From the outside, amidst the flowing golden light, there were faintly shimmering, peculiar runes. Originally used for sealing beasts, these runes were now placed within the array, likely intended to capture them alongside these people as demons or monsters.

 

Looking inside, the array had two layers; Quze’s aura was on the second layer, while Xiè Lí and the others were struggling on the first layer. As for Yu Wuxia, his presence seemed both here and everywhere.

 

Remembering something, Haowei took out the Demon Subduing Goblet and released the fox demon from within.

 

The fox demon, dizzy from its earlier spinning, had rested in the goblet for quite some time and felt somewhat better upon coming out. However, upon seeing Haowei’s face, it couldn’t help but gnash its teeth in irritation. Soon, though, it reverted to its charming and delicate appearance, its seductive eyes arching playfully. “Oh my, you’re so annoying! You made me so dizzy and sore. My body still feels achy.”

 

“…” Si Lan.

 

Haowei gave her a sidelong glance. “If you don’t want to die, then shut your mouth.”

 

The fox demon immediately closed her mouth, blinking as she surveyed her surroundings. She realized she was back at Línglóng Mountain. Thinking Haowei might seal her again, she quickly begged tearfully.

 

“This immortal saved you. Why would I seal you again?” Haowei’s cold tone conveyed, “We just need you to follow us.”

 

The fox demon was once Yu Wuxia’s lover and resembled Jia Héng Buddha. With her, they had an added assurance.

 

Finding Haowei difficult to talk to, the fox demon moved closer to Si Lan’s side. Glancing with almond-shaped eyes, she felt Si Lan seemed more approachable. “So, what are you two immortals planning to do?”

 

Si Lan looked at the fox demon. She lowered her head and lifted the corners of her eyes, intentionally making herself seem shy.

 

Rather than answering the fox demon directly, Si Lan teased, “Don’t you want to avoid being sealed again?”

 

“Mm.”

 

“Then help us capture Yu Wuxia. We won’t seal you again if you cooperate.”

 

“What do you want me to do?” The fox demon leaned closer and asked.

 

“Help us capture Yu Wuxia.”

 

“…” The fox demon looked conflicted. She didn’t want to because Yu Wuxia was her lover, and also because he was highly skilled. Going after Yu Wuxia would be like courting danger.

 

The fox demon muttered, “What did Yu Wuxia do that you’re going through all this trouble to capture him?”

 

“He wants to destroy the Six Realms. If you don’t want to die, cooperate with us,” Haowei said calmly, pulling Si Lan aside to intervene between her and the fox demon.

 

As Haowei approached, the fox demon instinctively moved away from him. Upon hearing that Yu Wuxia wanted to destroy the world, her expression turned oddly serious, though not entirely surprised. “Back then, I already felt Yu Wuxia’s thoughts were somewhat obsessive. But I never imagined he’d go so far as to want to destroy the Six Realms.”

 

The fox demon added, “But even if he destroys the Six Realms, what can I do? I’m just a little fox who’s been imprisoned for thousands of years and understands nothing.”

 

“… ” Si Lan.

 

He stepped past Haowei, gaze fixed on the little fox demon imprisoned and ignorant for thousands of years, offering her reassurance, “No, you’re one of the few women Yu Wuxia genuinely cares for. You must be different to him.”

 

The fox demon, upon hearing this, cast her eyes down shyly, as if blushing, “Actually, when everyone said that the Azure Bird was Yu Wuxia’s true love, I didn’t think so. I was the first to pull Yu Wuxia down from his pedestal. Surely, in his heart, I’m the one he truly loves.”

 

“Mm.” Si Lan nodded heavily in agreement, though inwardly he marveled at another romantic saga unfolding. “So, saving the Six Realms hinges on you.”

 

The fox demon smiled faintly, neither confirming nor denying, but seeming persuaded.

 

The three entered Línglóng Mountain, where each step illuminated a swastika-shaped golden light, yet oddly, Línglóng Mountain, which was once easy to traverse, now seemed endless.

 

Uncertain, the fox demon tried to edge closer to them but found Haowei beside her. She then moved to Si Lan’s side, clutching a handkerchief that had appeared from nowhere, coquettishly murmuring, “It’s so scary here. I think I’d rather wait for you outside.”

 

Si Lan glanced at her but his gaze fell beyond her. “I’m afraid it’s too late for that.”

 

Before he finished, a swarm of venomous bees charged at them. Haowei shielded them, conjuring a barrier, but strangely, the bees pierced through.

 

Haowei suddenly realized, “These bees aren’t real. It’s an illusion.”

 

They had fallen under an illusion the moment they set foot on Línglóng Mountain.

 

Si Lan was about to speak when a deep, unfamiliar male voice suddenly sounded in his ears. Once heard, he could not forget it — Yu Wuxia.

 

“When Haowei’s divine injury resurfaced, he killed ninety thousand evil spirits of the Ninth Abyss. While these spirits had their reasons for existing in the Six Realms, Haowei indiscriminately slaughtered them and was thus sent to the Mortal Realm for judgment.”

 

As Si Lan listened to Yu Wuxia’s words, he surveyed his surroundings. Having fallen under the illusion, both Haowei and the fox demon were nowhere to be seen. They, too, must have been ensnared in their own illusions.

 

Si Lan didn’t understand why Yu Wuxia was saying this, but he furrowed his brow, “Haowei has already been judged by the Mortal Realm for his crimes.”

 

“Hehe, judged by the Mortal Realm…” Yu Wuxia’s laughter seemed to echo mockingly overhead, “But the Mortal Realm was created by the Heavenly Realm. How could it be impartial?”

 

“Yu Wuxia, Haowei’s divine injury persisted because of your intentional disruption of his tribulation. In this sense, you are the mastermind. Bemoaning injustice, but it’s you, the mastermind, who has evaded punishment, which is the real injustice.” Si Lan’s tone was firm and resolute as he countered Yu Wuxia.

 

Yu Wuxia chuckled again, perhaps amused by Si Lan’s retort, realizing Si Lan wasn’t easily swayed.

 

Suddenly, his presence pressed against Si Lan. Si Lan felt momentarily uncomfortable, turning back but seeing nothing.

 

In the next instant, hands slammed onto the back of his neck, propelling his entire body forward until his cheek pressed against an invisible barrier.

 

The barrier slowly morphed, revealing the illusion where Haowei resided.

 

Instinctively, Si Lan shouted Haowei’s name, “Haowei… Haowei…”

 

But no matter how he called, the Haowei before him couldn’t hear his voice. They were close yet separated by an invisible divide.

 

Yu Wuxia’s voice lowered another notch near Si Lan’s ear, “In fact, the sacrifice for the Línglóng Mountain array is not Quze, but you.”

 

Si Lan raised his head in astonishment. Though he couldn’t see Yu Wuxia’s face, he seemed to behold something horrifying beyond, his eyes slightly trembling.

 

Yu Wuxia’s fingers were icy as they pressed firmly against his neck. Whatever he did, Si Lan couldn’t move, feeling a burning sensation coursing through every inch of his flesh and blood under the array’s eerie symbols, sprawled painfully against the barrier as he gazed at the illusion of Haowei.

 

At this moment, Haowei was in combat mode, his eyes turned crimson-gold, exuding an aura of menace. His sword spun like a flowing arrow in the sky, step by step assessing the surroundings, a hint of concern on his face as his lips moved ever so slightly.

 

Si Lan understood. He was calling his name.

 

“I’ve embedded the Línglóng Mountain array within you. Imagine when Haowei breaks the array, every strike will land on you. How do you think he will react?”

 

He would go mad.

 

Si Lan thought about this, unsure where the strength came from, he clenched his fingers, wanting to rise and resist the person behind him. But he was still held high in the air by the opponent’s invisible hands.

 

He was just about to endure the pain and pull out the Xuanxin Whip when Yu Wuxia’s voice sounded again.

 

“This formation, either it’s planted within your body, or within Quze’s body. Jun Li, who do you think is more suitable for it, you or Quze?” Yu Wuxia’s voice carried a clear smile, yet it felt chilling and terrifying, each word uttered like venomous snakes coiling around Si Lan’s body.

 

Si Lan shuddered, countless chills pervaded his heart, his eyes involuntarily reddened, and he slowly lowered his arm.

 

He was higher in cultivation than Quze, yet Quze had a greater chance of survival.

 

“If your target is me, then release Quze.”

 

“Of course.”

 

The strange burning sensation at Si Lan’s neck continued to sear his nerves, he knew this was Yu Wuxia’s formation within him. His lips were pale, yet his voice still retained a hint of calmness, “Why are you tormenting Haowei like this?”

 

“To make the heavens unable to tolerate themselves.”

 

After finishing speaking, Yu Wuxia burst into laughter again, his voice filled with disdain and arrogance towards all living beings.

 

He could have directly trapped Haowei in the Pentagram Formation, but that wouldn’t be as interesting.

 

Haowei was a “variable” deliberately added by the heavens in this lifetime, so he wanted to slowly drive this variable insane, turning him into a ruthless thug.

 

In this way, it was like giving the heavens a hard slap in the face.

 

Chapter 66

 

In fact, it was not only to make the heavens unable to tolerate themselves, but also to destroy Si Lan.

 

“Jun Li, the one who wants to harm Haowei is not me, it’s you.” After Yu Wuxia laughed, his voice surged into Si Lan’s ears like a venomous snake.

 

“You could have chosen to place the formation inside Quze’s body. That way, even if Haowei harms or kills Quze, you wouldn’t feel so guilty. But you insisted on implanting it into your own body. Isn’t this harming Haowei?”

 

“You should understand Haowei’s feelings for you. If he knew he hurt you even a bit, he might not be able to bear it and hurt himself tenfold. So it’s your generosity, your kindness, your compassion that led you to choose to hurt the person you love the most.”

 

As soon as Yu Wuxia finished speaking, on the other side of the barrier, Haowei was suddenly attacked by a monster that looked humanoid but was as withered as dead wood.

 

The monster moved swiftly and ghost-like, attempting to approach Haowei but was directly cut in half at the waist by a long sword. However, the pain transmitted to Si Lan.

 

It felt like being punched in the abdomen, causing his face to pale.

 

At some point, Yu Wuxia released him.

 

He fell to the ground, trying to stand up, but then felt as if his abdomen had been slashed open again, the tearing pain rolling out from his flesh and blood. Clearly, there were no visible wounds on his body, yet the pain was unbearable.

 

In such agony, he still couldn’t help but complain inwardly—what kind of sword did Haowei take? Why did it hurt so much when it slashed someone? When they returned, he would definitely ask him to change the sword.

 

He held his abdomen with one hand, curling the other tightly to support himself, trying to stand up. At that moment, another sword struck him heavily, sending him flying backward, crashing into a giant rock. A metallic taste of blood instantly overflowed from his throat.

 

“Haowei.”

 

He tried to contact Haowei with his spiritual sense, but couldn’t reach him.

 

After slaying two monsters, Haowei’s sword transformed into countless shadows, swirling high in the air, poised to break through the illusion.

 

Si Lan glanced at those sword shadows, his legs trembling. He estimated that if those hit him, he’d either die or be crippled.

 

Silently consoling himself, he knew his unique constitution could turn others’ blood into flesh, hopefully aiding his own survival. As long as he could still drink blood, he should be able to make it through.

 

While restraining his breath, he observed the situation inside the barrier. Yu Wuxia had left at some point.

 

All around was pitch black, save for his breathing—no other sound. He cast a spell to conjure firelight, illuminating his surroundings. It was then he realized he was inside a massive stone coffin.

 

To be precise, the illusion he was in was a stone coffin.

 

The entire coffin was icy cold and pale white, covered inside with densely packed runes. Glancing at them, he recognized them as Soul Calamity curses.

 

Soul Calamity was an extremely malicious curse. Those cursed would have their souls destroyed, never to reincarnate.

 

He frowned. It seemed Yu Wuxia had prepared this stone coffin for him, intending to use his physical body to activate the Pentagram Nine Heavens Formation, then let his soul perish.

 

Yu Wuxia probably didn’t want the heavens to find him again for reincarnation, intending to completely eliminate this “threat” in this lifetime.

 

Estimating that Yu Wuxia had left, but was likely still lurking in the shadows, enjoying the spectacle of him and Haowei in dire straits, Si Lan looked up into the air and gestured obscenely.

 

Outside the barrier, myriad swords flew in the sky, their illusions interweaving like flowing arrows, slowly approaching the formation, seemingly waiting for the right moment to attack.

 

Si Lan leaned closer to the barrier, quietly watching Haowei’s face.

 

Suddenly, he remembered that since Haowei had returned to his adult male form, he hadn’t really looked at him seriously. Now, for the first time, he observed him in such a scene.

 

His eyes welled with bitterness as he reached out, gently touching Haowei’s eyebrows and eyes through the barrier. When he first met Haowei, he was just a little white dragon—haughty, silly, delicate, and noble, but without the imposing and cold aura.

 

So even though Haowei later returned to his adult appearance, Si Lan didn’t fear him much.

 

Actually, Haowei’s face was very cold and stern. When others saw him, they felt a strong sense of intimidation.

 

Especially with his slightly downturned eyes and raised eyelids, he naturally exuded a chill and disdain, as if he held everyone in contempt.

 

The illusions of the long swords spun faster and faster, causing debris to rise from the ground, nearly obscuring Haowei’s figure. Si Lan closed his eyes and silently apologized in his heart.

 

He had already suppressed his breath. If his soul truly scattered, he would only become an ordinary skeleton. He hoped Haowei wouldn’t find out. If Haowei didn’t know he was dead, he wouldn’t suffer.

 

“Haowei…” Si Lan murmured his name.

 

At that moment, the swords that were about to break through suddenly halted, standing motionless in mid-air.

 

The scattered stones and dust on the ground fell instantly, revealing Haowei’s face. Haowei took steps, slowly walking towards Si Lan.

 

Si Lan’s heart suddenly raced. He stared at Haowei intently, unsure if Haowei had sensed something.

 

Haowei reached out his hand, separated by an invisible barrier, pressing it against the palm of the other. He chuckled inexplicably, his chest trembling slightly, thin mist gathering in his eyes. “Haowei…”

 

Haowei’s dark eyes hardened. He withdrew his sword without breaking the formation.

 

He speculated that although Haowei couldn’t see him, he might have sensed something amiss.

 

Suddenly, three ghastly monsters like dried corpses emerged within the formation, gnashing their teeth and lunging towards Haowei. He had to dodge their attacks, refusing to strike back.

 

As if intentionally provoking Haowei, more and more monsters surged within the formation, almost filling the entire illusionary space.

 

Haowei, for some reason, refrained from attacking them. After several evasions, he was scratched by a monster, leaving a bloody mark on his face and tearing his robes, blood faintly visible.

 

Si Lan knew this was Yu Wuxia forcing Haowei to act.

 

Cornered, Haowei remained cold-faced, his eyes unreadable. Suddenly, behind him, the stones propped against him morphed into a gaping maw. Si Lan couldn’t help but cry out, “Haowei… Haowei… Watch out behind you!”

 

Unfortunately, Haowei couldn’t hear him. By the time he noticed, the creature had already lunged, and instinctively, he attempted to attack with his sword, only to be recalled by it.

 

He sidestepped the attack but was still caught, the creature’s sharp fangs slicing down his arm, tearing away flesh.

 

Blood instantly soaked through his white robe.

 

Si Lan’s heart rose to his throat, voice hoarse. “Haowei, Haowei… Strike back quickly!”

 

He shouted for a while, but Haowei outside the barrier showed no response, perhaps due to his injured arm or exhaustion. His dodges slowed, injuries accumulating.

 

Fearing for Haowei’s life if this continued, Si Lan knew Haowei couldn’t break free, but he could enter and save him. Thinking this, he drew the Mysterious Heart Whip, the whip wrapping around the barrier like a spirit serpent.

 

The barrier trembled, faint swastika-like characters appearing. This was the door of the barrier. The whip transformed into a sharp blade, hacking repeatedly at the swastika.

 

After a few strikes, a crack appeared in the barrier. Si Lan’s expression eased slightly, but upon seeing the situation inside the formation, his face darkened again.

 

Haowei lay defeated on the ground, his white robes soaked in blood. Trying to rise, he was kicked down by the creature. Its desiccated fingers turned into blades, slashing his back and reaching for his core.

 

Despite everything, Haowei did not resist and endured the pain as his core was forcibly extracted.

 

The monster, ecstatic upon retrieving Haowei’s core, swallowed it eagerly, emitting another triumphant howl. It then tore open Haowei’s body, crushing his spiritual platform.

 

In an instant, a majestic aura akin to a fallen true dragon overflowed from within the formation, shaking the valley and startling myriad beasts.

 

Si Lan stood dumbfounded for a moment, then broke down screaming, “Haowei… Haowei, get up quickly!”

 

Ignoring everything, he attacked the barrier frantically. Finally, the crack on the swastika grew larger, revealing a gap. He swiftly transformed into wisps of smoke, breaking through the barrier without hesitation and rushing into the formation.

 

He reached Haowei’s side, lips trembling as he called out his name, but found himself unable to utter a sound.

 

Haowei was covered in blood. When Si Lan touched him, his hand came away red. He froze in shock, unable to speak, tears streaming down his face.

 

Suddenly, the monsters within the formation turned to dust, vanishing into thin air.

 

Behind them, Yu Wuxia’s figure appeared.

 

Previously appearing only as a phantom, this was the first time Yu Wuxia had manifested in his true form.

 

He wore a lead-gray kasaya, with one thousand and eighty imperial yellow prayer beads hanging from his chest. His figure was tall and straight, his clothes moving without wind.

 

Though his face was handsome like a monk, the sensual red mark on his forehead suggested a wild and unrestrained nature.

 

Looking at Haowei in the pool of blood, a hint of regret crossed his face.

 

Regret that Haowei had died so easily.

 

Originally thought to be a divine emperor, transcending the cycle of reincarnation and immortal, Haowei had unexpectedly died at the hands of a few ordinary monsters.

 

It seemed that during their divine exchange some time ago, Haowei had transferred too much of his cultivation to Si Lan.

 

But Si Lan, that little fool, probably still didn’t realize that Haowei’s death was a result of his own actions step by step.

 

Walking slowly to Si Lan’s side, Yu Wuxia’s eyes gleamed with mockery. “He ended up like this all because of you.”

 

Si Lan said nothing, seemingly immersed in profound grief, hands clenched tightly. He wouldn’t cry, wouldn’t move, turning into a puppet, silently sitting by Haowei’s side.

 

Yu Wuxia, in a chilling tone, said, “Heaven has again erred, sending something utterly useless.”

 

With those words, Yu Wuxia reached out to crush Haowei’s physical body with a palm strike. However, in that moment, when his hand was about to strike, the corpse, already blurred by the blood on the ground, suddenly turned around with lightning speed, grabbing Yu Wuxia’s elbow. A strange black rune along with it, quickly entering his body.

 

Yu Wuxia was about to cast a spell to retaliate when Si Lan, who had been struggling with grief, unexpectedly opened his tightly clenched hands, revealing a long sword formed from the little finger of Heaven, and lunged towards Yu Wuxia’s heart without hesitation.

 

After being stabbed by the long sword, Yu Wuxia’s body seemed to split open, a golden light spilling out of his chest. In panic, he used a spell to push the two of them away, his figure staggered backwards for several steps.

 

He spat out blood, reaching out directly to the chest with the Tao finger

 

He slowly let his gaze fall upon Haowei. After Haowei stood up, all wounds and bloodstains on him vanished completely. His robes were as white as snow, and his face handsome and dignified.

 

Haowei looked at him coldly.

 

He couldn’t believe it. “Aren’t you supposed to be dead?” He had believed Haowei to be dead because when a true dragon fell, causing spiritual fluctuations that shook mountains and rivers and made all beasts cry out.

 

Therefore, he had been willing to reveal his true form.

 

Originally, he couldn’t be sure he could defeat these two, so he had refrained from revealing himself until he saw Haowei supposedly dead. But unexpectedly, this turned out to be a play arranged for him!

 

“Yu Wuxia, you’re not the only one who can use illusions.” Haowei spoke while glancing cautiously at Si Lan, a hint of wariness in his eyes.

 

Si Lan sneered, a trace of crimson still lingering in his eyes, as if he hadn’t fully recovered from his earlier grief. “We’ll settle the score when we get back.”

 

Haowei had cast an illusion, yet hadn’t informed him!

 

This had caused him to almost faint from shock when he had seen Haowei’s injured appearance within the barrier, blood almost overwhelming his heart.

 

He only realized something was amiss when he walked to Haowei’s “corpse” and saw a blurred hand reaching out from under the robe, the little finger hooking his own finger.

 

He instantly understood that Haowei hadn’t actually died; Haowei was deliberately acting.

 

When the figure of Yu Wuxia appeared behind him, Haowei’s little finger hooked again, and he vaguely understood what was going on. So he quietly manifested a divine tail finger technique and concealed it in his palm.

 

Fearful of exposing the trick, he maintained an appearance of extreme grief and numbness throughout.

 

“Alright.” Haowei leaned slightly towards Si Lan’s ear, his voice carrying a magnetic tone. “When we return, punish however you like.”

 

Si Lan’s ears inexplicably turned red, glaring at him.

 

How could such a straightforward statement sound tinged with flirtation?

 

At this moment, Yu Wuxia watched the two “flirting” before him, blood mist swirling in his eyes uncontrollably. He slowly closed his fingers, attempting to stop the bleeding with internal energy.

 

After the divine tail finger struck him, he couldn’t directly kill Haowei, but he was severely wounded.

 

He felt his cultivation dissipating like flowing sand, hindered from using internal energy to stop the bleeding by the black runes Haowei had placed within him. The collision of energies within him caused a sweet and bloody taste to surge up again.

 

Haowei looked at him and said, “I’ve read the runes you inscribed on the Pentagram Array in my father’s Taiwei book. I knew it was a curse embedded in the array, and I guessed you might have integrated the Pentagram Array into someone’s body. While fighting those two monsters, I suddenly understood your intention. You intended to use my hand to kill someone.”

 

Thus, Haowei devised a counterplan, pretending to be killed while secretly casting an illusion within the array when he fell, making Yu Wuxia mistakenly believe that his spiritual energy had dissipated and the true dragon had fallen.

 

However, the one thing he hadn’t anticipated was that Yu Wuxia had actually integrated the array into Si Lan’s body, not Quze’s. Thinking back to how Si Lan had entered the array with his soul almost shattered, he felt uneasy about it.


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Chapter 8

       Qian Xiaoke felt that Chairman Cheng looked at him strangely. He didn’t dare say another word and ran out of his office.

       Cheng Sen sent a WeChat message to Jiang Tongyan: The ID card has been returned.

       He didn’t say much else; not knowing the relationship between the two, he had no intention of stirring the pot. Happily remaining an outsider, he found it quite amusing to watch the drama unfold and listen to the gossip.

       Jiang Tongyan had just arrived home when he received the message, feeling overwhelmed. He glanced at Cheng Sen’s message, ignored it, and headed straight into the bathroom after taking off his clothes.

       While taking a shower, Jiang Tongyan looked down at himself and felt hopeless in life.

       He was still very anxious, even though he kept telling himself it was just a temporary setback and that things would be better next time, definitely better. But when he said this to himself, there was a deep sense of unease.

       The next time hadn’t happened yet—who could guarantee there would definitely be a next time?

       The troubled Jiang Tongyan went straight to bed after his shower. He was exhausted. Who knows—maybe after a good night’s sleep, he’d wake up with a morning wood.

       However, he did not have morning wood, mainly because he was awakened by a nightmare in the middle of his sleep.

       Jiang Tongyan often had dreams, a case of ‘what you think about during the day, you dream about at night’. From time to time, he would dream of himself being chased by work—at a speed fast enough to qualify for the Olympic sprinting events.

       However, this dream was obviously more lethal than those about work because he dreamed of a guy named Qian Xiaoke.

       In the dream, the guy was wearing his shirt, which was obviously one size larger. He sat on the bed and smiled at him while playing with the teddy bear’s c0ck and giggling, ‘Hehe, hehe, hehe’.

       The smile was nothing short of mocking, and chilling to the bone.

       In the dream, Jiang Tongyan could not think about why the teddy bear had a human c0ck. He just felt that Qian Xiaoke’s smile was asking for a beating, but he did not dare to beat him because he had dirt on him—he knew that he was impotent.

       However, Jiang Tongyan also had a temper. Even in a dream, he could not stand this grievance.

       Finally, he was irritated by Qian Xiaoke, who was like a repeater, and pointed at him and cursed, “Hehe hehe, my foot!”

       As soon as he finished cursing, Qian Xiaoke stopped laughing and started repeating: impotence, impotence, impotence…

       Then Jiang Tongyan woke up in shock.

       The moment he opened his eyes, Jiang Tongyan felt like he had survived a disaster and thought it was fortunate that it was a dream.

       However, the next second, he suddenly realised that Qian Xiaoke was a dream, but his impotence problem was real.

       He was a successful and mature young talent, but in the middle of the night, he felt so aggrieved that he planned to close his heart and love again.

       He was the one who had always taken initiative before, but this time, he was passive.

       He didn’t dare to love anymore; after all, he might not be able to give others happiness and pleasure.

       It was so fvcking sad.

       Jiang Tongyan was dying of anger.

       Just like that, after waking up, he couldn’t sleep anymore, so Jiang Tongyan simply got up to work.

       He was busy with work, and by the time he finished the urgent tasks, it was already morning.

       Morning wood was definitely not an option.

       Jiang Tongyan stood on the balcony, taking deep breaths. He felt that he couldn’t think about it any longer, or he would eventually become depressed. Maybe if he relaxed a bit, things would get better on their own someday.

       Jiang Tongyan changed into sportswear and went out for a run. When he returned, he drank a cup of coffee, had some breakfast, and opened the file that Cheng Sen had sent him before.

       He was now torn between going back or not.

       If he went back, there would not only be Shen Huiming, the ‘love obstacle’, but also Qian Xiaoke, the ‘executioner’. He suddenly realised that he might need to have fortune-telling because it was obvious that this was fate playing tricks on him.

       ====

       Qian Xiaoke’s life went on as usual, except for the occasional moments when he would stare blankly at the small red circle on the calendar pinned to the wall.

       If…

       Oh my…

       There were no ifs in life.

       He continued to embrace life and work with enthusiasm every day, answering calls, greeting guests, and handling deliveries with passion. He thought his life would proceed in this orderly manner forever—without surprises, without accidents, without promotions or salary increases, and without encountering love around the corner.

       However, life was far more interesting than he thought, and God was far more naughty than he thought.

       Almost half a month after losing half of his virginity, on a Monday morning, Qian Xiaoke heard a gossip when he arrived at the company. Two girls in the sales department said while making coffee in the tea room, “I saw Chairman Cheng yesterday, coming out of the hotel with a random man!”

       Another girl was shocked, “Cheating? How could he betray our lady boss!”

       The so-called lady boss was naturally Zhou Mo.

       The relationship between the two had never been a secret in their company, and because Zhou Mo was very good at socialising, he got along very well with many employees in the company. He often bought food and gifts for everyone, which made him very popular.

       “I have always thought that our Chairman Cheng is a decent person, without seeing it with my own eyes, I can’t conclude it.”

       “That’s true.”

       The two were silent momentarily and then sighed, “Oh dear!”

       Qian Xiaoke frowned when he heard it.

       Zhou Mo was his good friend. If Cheng Sen really cheated, he must tell Zhou Mo as soon as possible.

       But how to say it?

       Qian Xiaoke had no experience in reporting!

       He was so worried that he even started to pull his hair.

       Just when he was pulling his hair anxiously, he received a call from Cheng Sen.

       “Xiaoke, go to my office and wash the tea set, then brew some tea. I’ll be bringing a guest over later.”

       “Okay!” There was no evidence proving that Cheng Sen cheated, so Qian Xiaoke still had to respect him.

       After he agreed, he ran to wash the tea set. While washing, he wondered if Cheng Sen and Zhou Mo would break up and if he would have to change his job. After all, this job was found through the backdoor!

       He was a little sad; God knew how much he liked this job.

       After washing the tea set, Qian Xiaoke began to make the tea. The first step was to rinse the tea leaves.

       When he walked out with the cup, he almost bumped into someone when he turned around. When he looked up again, he was shocked.

       At this moment, their Chairman Cheng was standing in front of him with a tall and handsome man. The man saw him, frowned, and said in surprise, “Little liar?”

       Qian Xiaoke panicked. At this moment, he felt that he might really be in a tragedy. He didn’t meet love at the corner but met his mortal enemy.

       Could Jiang Tongyan come to seek revenge on him? Thinking of this, Qian Xiaoke was scared as if struck by lightning and his soul left his body.

       However, Qian Xiaoke was smart after all, and his soul was out of his body for only a few seconds. He reacted quickly and pretended not to know the other party. He said very earnestly, “Hello, Chairman Cheng, hello guest!”

       After that, he turned sideways and leaned against the wall to leave, “I’ll make tea now!”

       He ran away and prepared to find someone else to make tea for him.

       Jiang Tongyan stood there, staring at Qian Xiaoke’s back with a sharp gaze and began to grind his teeth.

       Cheng Sen, watching the commotion with amusement, then pretended to know nothing and said, “Do you remember him? The one whose ID card you returned last time.”

       Jiang Tongyan took a deep breath.

       “He doesn’t seem to remember you though.” Cheng Sen fanned the flames there, “But it’s normal. Qian Xiaoke is usually heartless and his memory is not very good.”

       Don’t remember me?

       Jiang Tongyan was instantly furious.

       He didn’t expect to meet Qian Xiaoke here. He had sent Qian Xiaoke’s ID card to Cheng Sen just to let him pass it on. He didn’t know that this guy worked here.

       If he knew, he would never come.

       No.

       Jiang Tongyan calmed down and suddenly had an idea.

       “Oh, I’d forgotten about him until you mentioned it.” Jiang Tongyan also began to pretend to lose his memory, “He is an insignificant person. Let’s not talk about him. This project should be my last project in my old company. You have to keep an eye on it for me.”

       “Don’t worry.” Cheng Sen took him into the office and asked Jiang Tongyan to sit down.

       Jiang Tongyan chatted with Cheng Sen about work, but the guy who made tea didn’t return. He couldn’t help but ask, “So that, what does that Qian Xiaoke do here?”

       Cheng Sen laughed, “Didn’t you say he was an insignificant person? Why are you suddenly interested in him?”

       “Who is interested in him?” Jiang Tongyan coughed and said, “I was just thinking that he is too ugly and an eyesore.”

       After saying that, he saw Qian Xiaoke return with the tea, looking dejected, with his eyes nearly rolling up to the sky.

       So, really, you shouldn’t speak ill of others behind their backs. It’s better to be straightforward and open.


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